Get the skinny on new designs!
Forgot your password?
Not a member yet? Join us!
Score More Designs
Yay! You scored all of the submissions!!!
Grab the link
Embed Scoring Widget
this is crazy looking - keep the monkey and add the mouse as well. good stuff
I just love your work.. $5.
This is incredible. It's my favorite of yours so far.
I am so in love with those creepy elephants.
"this kind of makes me want to throw up. Its like watching fat people have sex. "
wich is why i love it. Love those completely disgusting trunks on the 'phants. $5.
I dont like penis on my shirt, I like to keep it in my pants, but otherwise you are an awesome artist
Once again, incredible drawing and unlike anything on this site, but it's a tough call as to whether this is tee material or not. One of your designs is bound to make it to print and it'll probably be the one that'll piss the most people off. Nice work!
Clearly I can see your nuts. $5
awesome as always ..
I feel violated and I want more. $5.
you tha man.
this is pure 100% awesome. i love it.
This is one of those types of illustrations that I can't deny is amazing, but it still gives me the shivers :o
I like it. It's damn freaky, but I like it.
Hey friends, thanks for all the comments so far! Remember, the penis can be swifly removed with the fine technology that is fotoshoppe. I just didn't want to censor nature..but if he must become a eunuch, then so be it. I don't want be the one to break the bad news to him though..that monkey is bonkers.
the way you continue to disgust and amaze us at the same time is fantastic. i love it like i love everything else. once again, though, your stuff would be better on prints. mermeat, though, would make an amazing shirt.
Those are y far the ugliest elephants I have ever seen.
I kind of want one for a pet.
43 comments! expect more... I love this one "Its like watching fat people have sex. "\ yes sir, it is and that's why it's so beautiful
Five and a buy! People will finally have a reason for doing double-takes at my titties.
i LOVE this
^it's kinda like a "fuck you" to anyone looking at my chest...or like a "that's what you get for being a douche bag, a crazy monkey penis"
i would so wear this
Your overwhelming talent frightens me. It's almost.. too good.
U're as weird as GOOD, u got a style. even if i don't like a lot, u need to get a 5
I cannot stand your art and it's superior Great-itude. You, sir, are my hero.
Could've sworn I scored this already, but I guess I just saw it in a blog. Great big honking YES! 5$
What bothers me most is the one sad elephant with the obvious facial deformity on the right - a rare condition where the eye slides down the face - will my 5$ help him get the facial reconstruction that he needs?
Or is this actually a genetic mutation allowing that elephant a competetive advantage over his brethren from the threat of mangey mouse?
I'll gladly donate my american currency of 5 dollars to save these noble creatures - if they happen to appear on a burgundy/cranberry background.
I love your style, reminds me of Spumco sometimes.
...as much as I like this, I don't think I could ever wear it on a shirt. Still gets a 5 for the excellent design, though.
Your a better version of salvador ali. $5
O man!!!! It turned out wonderful!! Great work JOHN! (put the mouse on the back of the shirt!)
Print!!! Print!!! Print!!!
absolutely the most disturbing thing i've ever seen. so, thanks for that.
Im not sure if you can, but IF you can, the mouse would be nice to have on the back in a corner as well as the monkey. Otherwise though, its brilliant.
And I didnt mean to put the monkey on the back, that came out sounding wrong.
(you know, when i said peanut? i didn't mean pen*s)
hahaha great illustration, dude:)
amaranth: thank you, but you're absolutely bonkers for saying that somment. BONKERS!
What has 4562 eyes but can't see?
The people that gave you a 2.09.
Philistine bastards, every one of them.