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Design by pseudonymjones

Bang by pseudonymjones on Threadless
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pseudonymjones
pseudonymjones profile pic Artist

This design is actually a very subtle code. When you wear this shirt and look at yourself in the mirror, the code will trigger the glands in your brain and make them squirt pleasure toxins across your pendular lobes -- the effect of which is that you feel like you've been breathing helium and you will imagine that you are wearing sunglasses EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT.

If you wear this shirt, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "pseudonym jones" three times, I will come out of the mirror and wring the life from you with my bare hands.

These bloody, gnarled hands.

VOTE FIVE DOLLARS!

shirtflirt

yup. you're still a sick bastard.
awesome.

Montro
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If you wear this shirt, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "pseudonym jones" three times, I will come out of the mirror and wring the life from you with my bare hands.


This is the only reason why I would buy this shirt.
Fi Dolla!

oonitae

hilarious. $5

burgz

Bahahaha!!!! fif dollar. Mirror check....no sunglasses check....

ir0cko
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awesome. 5!

alvarejo
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different, great job

jublin
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hehehe ho ho i love it

olie!
olie! profile pic Alumni

This is pretty flippin' sweet man

kayceislost

i kept looking for a button to click to get an awesome animation on here but i couldnt find it how commmmeee

i mean, yay pseudo!

polynothing
polynothing profile pic Alumni

$5 good stuff!

NomadSlim
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I'd like to wear this to a funeral. Especially my own.

superbang

holy shit. this shirt must be made. my real name is actually bang. this shirt must be made. $5'd for effing sure.

mezo
mezo profile pic Alumni

BANG gun! Yes!

littlem

disgustingly good! :p

BrandonB11

this is so awesome

i want one now 5$

pseudonymjones
pseudonymjones profile pic Artist

THANKS EVERYBODY

I am glad you like this shirt I conjured (b/w arcane means)!

roadkill3d
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YES Please!

Bisparulz
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Great 5$

chelly

excellent!

squintygirl

I'm squirting pleasure toxins just looking at this right now.

EZFL
EZFL profile pic Alumni

yes !

Tonteau
Tonteau profile pic Alumni

Ace!!

Merzi

yeah, i agree, 5. Due mainly to your super explanation

aled
aled profile pic Alumni

Awesome $5

jublin
jublin profile pic Alumni

i love the horse face.

you're a HORSE FACE

Keter

I really hate this. But I understand it. I'm not sure which I hate worse, that I understand this or that I have to give it a 5. Oh, the angst.

FRICKINAWESOME
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Green nipples and a pistol key chain man riding a ass-ugky unicorn who leaves flower footprints? AND i can be killed by my tee? Why hasn't anyone thought of these things together yet?

Kookaberry
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It's really horrifying and really good. You're getting a good score.

bunkingum

i love the shirt. i wouldnt wear it. my mum would kill me but if i could, i would. $5. :D

pseudonymjones
pseudonymjones profile pic Artist

Thank you everyone for your kind comments and judicious votes!

pseudonymjones
pseudonymjones profile pic Artist

Haha, very judicious as it were.

tesco
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disturbing lack of menstrual blood

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