Java. Black gold. Jitter juice. Rocket fuel. We don't care what you call it, just give it to us immediately. Starting off the day without your faithful cup of coffee can be a horrifying experience, and we wouldn't wish that upon you or the folks you interact with on a day-to-day basis. Really, though, what better way to celebrate National Coffee Day than by NOT crying hysterically at the third consecutive red light on this morning's commute?