Another contest begins?

a recipe for DISASTER!

It turns Shimala into a zombie and he eats the entire audience.

I got a good one:

Dr. Cramala eats the food and suddenly starts to choke. He then fall to the floor, putting Kristen and Bob into a panic. Then suddenly Charlie Festa pop up from behind the table. Totally scaring Kristen and Bob at the site of Charlie.

Dr. Camala takes the taste actually likes it! The show finishes and everything seems fine. Later that night when the good doc is relaxing on his couch watching some tv, he feels a little queasy. He goes into the bathroom. We hear screaming then his horrified face. Look into the toilet and it's filled with money! The doc says "I guess it really doesn't grow on trees!"

~ Craig falls to the floor /
~ *in a panic* Bob knocks everything off the counter while Kristen throws the pot of junk into the air [ to clear the evidence ] /
~ Craig convulses and goes still /
~ audience shot of ensuing terror [ audience Bob stays seated and quiet ] /
~ Craig then appears in middle of audience mod *slowly rising up w/evil grin* /
~ kitchen Bob and Kristen *mouths agape* stare on surprised [ since dead Craig is at their feet - or on the cleared off counter ] /
~ Craig *a la The Prestige* says that whoever eats the L.O.P.Z.Z. gets cloned and points accusingly at audience Bob who smirks ( since he tried some earlier in the show ) /
~ fin

EDIT... that's "audience mob" not mod, sorry... ; )

Dr. Cramala: Just kidding. I actually like spicy food. I just wanted to make a funny joke.

Bob: Oh, well you had us scared there for a moment.

Kristen: We're glad to see you're ok.

Dr. Cramala: Thanks. I find humor to truly be the spice of life. It's even better than variety.

Kristen: Actually, I would have to disagree with you there.

Dr. Cramala: That's ok. We're all entitled to our own opinions.

An awkward silence...and then Dr. Cramala collapses to the floor.

Bob: Oh. I guess he wasn't joking after all! Join us next week when we don't kill anyone.

Janitorial staff cleans Dr. Cramala off the floor as the ending music plays.

it's delish. the end.

Dr Cramala eats the mouthful and makes mmm yummy noises while Bob and Kristen look relieved. The camera zooms in to show a bead of sweat rolling down the Drs head and a blurry view of the audience. He then vomits back into the pot and the contents is revealed to be in the shape of Kristen's face. The audience rise to their feet applauding wildly.

End.

those ending expressions are awesome! lol

Dr. Cramala: Mmm, is that..is that a hint of saffron that I taste?
Then, while Kristen happily replies "Why yes, thats actually the secret ingredient, but now that you've revealed it...", Dr. Cramala picks up the pot and pours the food onto his face.

Cramala takes the bit and his head starts to run thru all sort of colors (pink, yellow, white, orange etc.)
Bob & Kristen look at eachother like what the....
Then Cramala starts to howl like a wolf, screech like a bird, bark like a dog, miauw like a cat and eventually starts to gallop in place (like a horse, don't know the exact english word).
Then he farts and a dove comes flying out... another fart makes him take off like a rocket.... KABLAM BOEM BANG!
Bob and Kristen again look weird at eachother like what the...
It ends with Kirsten saying: "CraPala... a bit too spicey!"

(just like the 3 t-shirts they're wearing :)

Bob slaps at the spoon desperately, but it's too late. Craig has already swallowed. He looks fine and then shot of a mushroom cloud. Craig BLOWS UP like a mule stuffed with dynamite.

The audience picks up plastic like kids at a Gallager show and then claps wildly.

Craig's mother is shown off stage, quietly weeping.

THE END!

Dr. Cramala swallows the spoonful.

Cramala: Mmm... That was pretty zingy.

Bob and Kristen dive at him and try to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

Cramala: Guys, what's wrong? I thought you wanted me to try it?

Kristen: Um, I think my uh.... wedding ring fell in?

Cramala looks puzzled.

Cramala: Well, okay, I mean I guess I'll try to get it out... If you guys don't mind leaving me to my own business... Um... Okay?

Kristen and Bob look at each other in fear.

Bob: I'll go with you! ......... I understand these things. Kristen, could you leave us alone for a moment?

Kristen: Uh, sure, yeah... I guess I'll go...

Kristen looks at Bob anxiously, waiting for further instruction but receiving none. Then she walks away slowly and hesitantly. Once Kristen is gone, Bob looks at Dr. Cramala, who is starting to look ill.

Cramala: Hey, Bob, I'm not feeling too well...

Cramala looks like he is about to vomit, but then hiccups and spits out what appears to be a wedding ring.

Cramala: Gosh, wow, I feel better now!

Bob calls Kristen Back repeatedly and excitedly! Bob takes Kristen aside.

Kristen: Is he okay? What's wrong?

Bob: Is it possible to make diamonds with some metal shavings, basil, and a little bit of love...?

Close up on Dr Cramala's face. He makes a horrid face, refuting the Louisiana one pot Zites-Zinger™ (shot in slow motion). The audience recoils in fear! Then all of a sudden his face returns to normal, "I'm just joking guys, those metal shavings really pack a lot of flavor," Dr. Cramala says.

"Glad you liked it Dr. Cramala" Says Kristen "why don't you tell them what we're making next week Bob"

Camera switches over to just Bob "sure thing, next week we're making..." there's a loud thump, Dr Cramala's on the floor. Kristen and Bob look at each other, shrug, and the camera fades out.

Dr. Cramala tastes the Louisiana One-Pot Zites Zinger, and suddenly, steam starts coming out of his mouth and ears. Bob and Kristen look on in horror as Dr. Cramala grows red in the face and falls to the floor, gasping for air. Bob and Kristen fall down on their knees to help him.

Kristen: Dr. Cramala! Dr. Cramala! What can we do?

Dr. Cramala can barely get his words out from gasping for air.

Dr. Cramala: You must make me something extremely cold to combat the heat of this Louisiana One-Pot Zites Zinger.
Bob: Something... cold?! But this is Heat Wave, the hottest, spiciest cooking show on TV!

Dr. Cramala grabs Bob's shirts and pulls him down, still gasping.

Dr. Cramala: I'm going to die, man!

Bob and Kristen look at each other with determined looks on their faces, and with the audience's applause behind them, they get to work.

They throw everything cold they can find into a pot: ice cubes, frozen meat, frozen peas, ice cream, vodka, and more. The pot has cold smoke coming out of it, and they spoon some and give it to a motionless Dr. Cramala. They sit and wait for a second, then he suddenly springs up!

Dr. Cramala: Woah, what a chill! I think that might've been too much.

He hits his stomach, which lets out a solid CLANG.

Dr. Cramala: Do you have any more of that Zinger?

Bob and Kristen start laughing, and the Doctor follows suit, as does the audience.

First off was the Gog in the back ground??

Metal shavings and stomach linings are not a good combo.

Dr. Cramal's face changes after he tastes the Louisiana One-Pot Zites Zinger. A stomach noise is heard and he askes for the bathroom.
Then he start to run all the corridors up and down looking fot a bathroom, but one is out of order, the other is being cleaned, so on. We he finally finds one, he "free" himself and then he notices thats there's no toilet paper.

Dr. Cramala spontaniously combusts after tasting the Louisiana One-Pot Zites Zinger.

The sprinkler system turns on and everyone instantly becomes involved in the worlds biggest Wet T-Shirt Contest...forgetting all about Dr. Cramala (who is a pile of ash now).

{Zoom in on pile of ash}

Roll end credits!

As Dr. Cramala takes a bite, Martha and the Vandella's "Heatwave" continues in the background.

Dr. Cramala takes the lead and starts singing the song to the crowd. Everyone joins in for the chorus but the music stops abruptly (maybe have the sound of a record scratch).

Dr. Cramala: No. Seriously. I told you I have a weak stomach!
*runs away to bathroom*

*awkward silence in kitchen/studio as they all watch him run away*

Kristen: Now where were we? Oh right!
*music starts back up and dance party continues*

Scene change! A sign pops up: "Meanwhile, in Dr. Cramala's stomach..."

It's all red and gutsy-looking and ravaged - it looks as if there have been many battles here before. There, sitting around, are three obviously-fatigued braveheart-looking dudes. They're holding axes and swords. They are Dr. Cramala's stomach acid.

Suddenly, the leader looks up, ears perked. "Lads, they come. We may be just three against untold hordes, but we will taste victory this day!" he says in a thick Scottish accent, "Prepare yourselves for BATTLE!"

Suddenly, a silver-surfer-looking guy comes in a, followed by a knight in full armor wielding a mardi gras necklace as a weapon. A small Italian fellow comes in next, followed by a southern-looking guy in overalls with a beard and straw hat. More weird characters follow them - a giant chicken, a robot, etc.

"Quick, men! Get Basil and Cajun Sauce out of here! This doesn't concern them. I'll hold them off while you send them out the back way!"

The two other braveheart guys leap into action, carting off Basil and Cajun Sauce, while lead stomach acid braveheart guy stands firm. "Hooold.... hoooooooold..."

Suddenly, he shouts out and charges, his gleaming sword raised. "GASTROINTESTINAL FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMM"

The scene freezes as he clashes with the enemy.

Dr. Cramala eats the spoonful.

Bob and Kristen look on in horror.

Dr. Cramala says in an Italian Mafioso accent: I can't believe you fed me this after I told ya i have a weak stomach. I don't like people that do that kinda thing to me.

Dr. Cramala snaps his fingers and two black clad Mafia member come on stage.

Bob and Kristen's eyes widen in fear and the screen fades to black.

Craig becomes ill and lays down on the table. A tiny charlie festa erupts from craig's chest, a la Alien and Space Balls.

Dr. Cramala's entire body turns bright red and he beings to tremble. Bob and Kristen look at each with horrified and confused looks upon there faces as Dr. Cramala trembles uncontrollably. Suddenly Dr. Cramala grabs his stomach with both hands and with a pitiful look on his face lets out an almost inaudible groan, then falls to the floor. Bob rushes over to check on Dr. Cramala, while Kristen just stands there staring at the pot containing the Zietz Zinger, with a puzzled look on her face. She picks up a spoon and tastes the concoction. Then matter-of-factly Kristen says, "I think it could use a little more mercury." Bob with a look of disbelief on his face stares at Kristen.

[Dr Cramala holds the spoon to his mouth]

Speedy Joe, from audience: Dr Cramalaaaa, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Speedy Joe slo-mo dives over the counter, flicking the spoon from Dr C's hand, spattering chilli everywhere, and disappearing behind the counter. Prolonged close-ups of Bob and Kristen's horrified and chillified faces. Long pause.
Joe emerges from behind the counter, covered in chilli, but suddenly donning a big white chef's hat]

Joe: ...SO, join us next week when I'll be making my world famous CRAB CAKES! [audience screams with delight]Thanks to our hosts Bob and Kristen, and our distinguished guest Dr Cramala!
Audience applause

Dr C: Now that's what I call too HOT for tee-V!

[cue uproarious, Brady-Bunch-ending style laughter from everyone, and fade out to zany short'nin bread jingle]

As Dr. Cramala is savoring his bite and begins to digest, the camera pans off the set to show our old favorite, Gary the Producer, trying to light a cigarette.

Bob and Kristen begin to scream: Nooooooooo! (in slow motion)

Dr. Cramala farts, the set explodes. Fade to black, roll credits.

If I win, littlem can have the GC. :)

Dr. Cramala: Vow! Dis Louiziana Vone Pot Zeit Zinger vas gut!

Bob: Dr. Cramala? Are you okay?

Dr. Cramala: I am not Dr. Cramala. I am a Terminator. I am a T Negative Vone Dousand model. I have come back from da future to da present to relive da past.

Kristen: That doesn’t make any sense.

Dr. Cramala/Terminator: Are you really going to argue vit somebody vho’s called a Terminator T Negative Vone Dousand?

Kristen: What do you want?

Dr. Cramala/Terminator (nods in the general direction of Bob/ soup): Dat!

At the same time- Bob: the soup? Kristen: the Bob?

Dr. Cramala/Terminator: Come vit me.

Kristen: Have him home before dinner!

Dr. Cramala/Terminator: Da future vaits for no vone’s zupper!

*Bob sneezes*

Dr. Cramala/Terminator: Gesundheit! Ve go now.

Dr. Cramala/Terminator grabs Bob’s arm to lead him off stage.

Kristen looks dumbfounded.

Kristen: Well, that’s all the time we have today for Heat Wave! One last round of applause for Bob and Dr.-er-Termniator T Negative Vone… whatever! Aufwiedersehen!

***WARNING****
if you have a weak stomach or irritable bowel syndrome you might experience the following: Weakening of the knees, sharting, the need to change underwear, the need to wear dark color pants, dizziness, blurred vision, sudden combustion, loss of tongue, a burning sensation in your esophugas, chorizo fever. If any of these systems last longer than 4 hours consult your physician immediately.

he swallows, and everything seems to be fine. They congratulate each other on a job well done, and prepare to end the show.
Then, suddenly, Craig begins to glow a deep radioactive green and convulses, dropping behind the counter! Kristen and Bob scream with terror and jump up on top of the counter to "safety".
Craig rises from the floor, but he is no longer Craig, he is THE ANAMORPHIC T-SHIRT BLOOB OF DOOM!!!!
Craig the T-Shirt monster then proceeds to devourer Kirsten while Bob runs away.

Dr. Cramala nods to the audience after he takes the bite, looking content/impressed, but then steam comes out of his ears and he blasts off into space like a rocket. The audience looks flabbergasted. Kristen shrugs and says, "that's all for today, folks!" END

Dr. Cramala instantly dies, as he is allergic to the dirt in the recipe.
In a panic, Kristen, Bob and the audience don't know what to do, they decide to make a pact not to talk to the police.
After a long night with the hacksaw, they dump the body into the nearest lake.
Exactly one year from the day Dr. Cramala was killed his body turns up in the lake. Suddenly people in the audience start disappearing, only to be found days later dead with a mouthful of this same recipe.
Turns out it isn't Dr. Cramala's angry spirit doing the killing, but Kristen, who suspects somebody in the audience will babble to the police. She murders everybody, explains herself to Bob and offs him too. After realizing what she had just done, she turns a gun onto herself.

Fin.

Suddenly the lights dim and the screens wipes to the ending of mario bros 2,it was all just a crazy pizza fueled mario dream.

The End

In Discovery Channel style, we follow the food pieces into the stomach, where they are represented by people dressed in terrible costumes.

Mercury and Metal Shavings bust out their guitars and start playing some loud thrash metal (seeing as they are so very metal), and the other ingredients start a mosh pit in the stomach.

Things get a little too crazy, and the Indigestion Bouncers forceable usher everyone back out, the same way they came in.

Cut back to the kitchen and Dr. Cramala throws up the ingredients (still in costumed human form).

Everyone looks a little confused, until Mercry and Metal Shavings strike up another song to play us out.

Dr. Cramala: Eats a Spoonful as Bob and Kristen star in horror at what is about to happen

He falls to the floor and suddenly arises to find he is no longer wearing 'Animals with Eyepatches! Yes!' Shirt anymore but a plain white shirt!

All three stare down at the shirt and suddenly scream!

Bob: Our recipe must erase threadless prints!

Dr. Cramala: Gasps

Kristin: Quick we must find a way to get ride of it!

Bob: The garbage?

Kristin: No! It must be destroyed!

All three run with the bowl off of the stage looking for a place to dispose it.

They run outside

Bob: We could pour it out here.

Kristin: It may erase nature as we know it!

Next scene: Kristin, Bob and Dr. Cramala staring into a toilet.

Kristin: Let's hope this is the last of this recipe...

as he eats the food steam shoots out of his ears, his face turns red, his head starts to expand he lets out a shreak, like a kettle thats finally boiled until suddenly he explodes in a scanners style head explosion drenching Bob and Kristin.

Bob: Hmm... probably could use a bit more salt.

Dr. Camala takes a bite, and in the beginning he enjoys it.
But seconds later he starts gaging and coughing.

He asks Kristen and Bob what's in it.
They start naming off some really random ingredients.

Kristen: Well there's a necklace, cash, beans...
Dr. Camala: BEANS! I'm allergic to beans.
Bob: Oh No, what's going to happen!?
Dr. Camala: Pretty soon i'll... i'll... ill.. (Throws up, hits the floor)
When he comes up, he turns into Festa.

(Bob, and Kristen are in shock)
(Festa as Dr. Camala, then slides the pot over to him and begins eating from it.)

-The End-

[Kristen and Bob cannot make a sound before Dr. Cramala takes a bite]

Dr. C [taking a bite]: It's --

[Dr. C freezes and stares in the distance, chewing slowly and methodically. After 3 seconds, the scene cuts to the crowd, who are frozen in terror, then cuts back to Dr. C, who stares/chews for another 3 or 4 seconds. K and B remain speechless.]

Dr. C [breaking his gaze and shrugging]: --it's ok. [walks off screen]

[K and B slowly break their horrified expression. Cut to the crowd, who are bewildered, and then back K and B]

K [awkwardly]: Alright then... thank you, Dr. Cramala...

[K and B look at one another. B tries to cram the last second of the show with as much canned enthusiasm as possible.]

B: Well, folks, that's it for today! Tune in next time when we make Louisiana TWO-Pot Zites Zinger! It's going to be another episode you don't want to miss on the hottest, spiciest show on TV...

[B glances at K, who decides to join in on the canned enthusiasm.]

B: HEAT-
K: -WAVE!

[Crowd cheers.]

Kristen: Oh no...but we left out the curried tarantula legs on purpose.

Dr. Cramala: In that case, I should be fine, pass me the ladle!

Before he takes a sip from the mixture
Bob: It goes great with jolokia corn bread - jolokia is the hottest chili pepper in the world! (Passes a square to Dr. Cramala while talking).

(Cramala takes a smal bite)

Kristen: It's hot, but it's a dry heat. Just like Baton Rouge!

Cut to Dr. Cramala - his face goes red, steam rises, as he keels over.

Kristen: Is there a doctor in the house?

Bonus:
Kristen and Bob are now wearing threadless t-shirts that include references to heat/flame /spices/cooking - anything related to the gag.

Dr. Cramala swallows the spicy bite and gets a panicked look in his eyes and then spews out the the final ingredient:

animals from his Animals with Eyepatches Yes shirt into the pot

The animals could flow off the shirt out of his mouth leaving the shirt solid grey with no print.

Dr. Cramala takes a taste, looks worried, but then perks up and says that he loves it. Kristen and Bob look at each other and Bob takes a taste. They say it's great too. Then Kristen takes a taste, also liking it. But suddenly Dr, Cramala drops to the floor, then bob. Kristen: "Oh crap"

Suddenly the TV went black out.....Gosh!!! So I have no idea what has just happened to Dr.Cramala!!! God saves him!!!! =)

THE END......

Dr. Cramala tastes a bit of the One-Pot Zites Zinger (camera shooting Bob and Kristen horrified and shocking face) and after like a half second Dr. says : "omg....i love this soooooo much, how do you actually do it? i think it's really good. come on u guys get a try it's great..." (a mid shot of all 3 people then a close shot to Bob & Kristen of how they freak out )

The audiences make a big noise and everyone clapping and shouting " Try it! Try it! Try it! Try it!"
(camera moves to the big crowd, all the audiences stand up in a hyper mode making noises)

Bob and Kristen have no excuse not to taste a spoonful of the Zites Zinger. They pick the spoon very unwillingly and look like do-i-really-have-to-eat-this-shit? Dr. Cramala gives a hand to feed them. Their face turn red then white and fall on the floor.

Dr. Cramala laughes with his stomach and then the camera give a close up shot to the spoonful size of Zites Zinger left over on the floor (the bite that Dr. Cramala spited .)

Bob and Kristen: Stop!

Dr. Cramala: Don't worry, I'm just kidding. I love spicy food.

*takes a bite, begins to gag* But I'm allergic to Giraffe!

Kristen: Good thing the secret ingredient is an epi-pen!

She takes out an epi-pen to wild applause from the audience. Bob jabs Dr. Cramala with it, helps him up.

Dr. Cramala: Wow, that recipe sure has some kick!

*everyone laughs*

Craig/Greg dies, cue Ross' face just really happy and smiley instead of changing from sullen to happy like in the rest of the video.

test

it was so spicy that his ears steamed and he turned into devil shimala and grew horns

the end!

The taster lists all of the ingredients, ALL of them. flawlessly.

then the chefs say, yep.

that would be funny. i think.

Dr. cramala goes to eat the plethora of products in the pot when he hears a faint whim. the faint whim is coming from the pot. Dr. Cramala asks the pot to speak up. the pot replies....

Pot: my name is Jamba. Jamba Laya

Dr. Cramala: Why do you have an african accent?

Jamba: because i contain all the heat from africa.

Cr. cramala: ooohhhh, why are you speaeking to me?

Jamba: because you are eating my child mon. Id appreciate it if you would put him back

Dr. cramala: ok, im sorry. i didnt mean to eat your freakish food babies.

Jamba: thank you mon

DR. cramala: no problem dude

Audience, kristen and bob: awwwwwww

(BOB & KRISTEN continuing there shocked faces)

Upon tasting the Louisiana Zeit Zinger, DR. CRAMALA's mouth starts getting hot and starts to unleash deadly flagellence (spelling?).

Unlike any burping, along with the stench, red fumes start appearing.

The lethargic smell and and disgusting fumes make everyone in the audience faint.

Luckily, Kristen and Bob keep Gas Masks unter the kitchen island, in case any of this happens.

After the camera is kept rolling, shocked & confused faces overcome the hosts, with them thinking.. "we should of tested this out first."

After a few minutes of Dr. Cramala freaking out by this weird instance. He takes this syrienge and sticks this anecdote that gives him normalcy after 5 seconds of injecting.

Still shocked and confused Kristen and Bob look at eachother, take off their gas masks, then look at the camera and say...

HAPPILY:

"Now, that was a great show! We will see you next week when we introduce our new recipe stellar sausage stew."

They all start waving to the camera & home audiences, with a big smile.

---- optional ending.

fades in to a couple (Josh & Crystel) at their brother's home watching the program.. & them looking at eachother.

Josh: "That was so so..... COOL!"

Crystel: "We should definately try that with your brother!"

......... black screen appears. Credits... THE END!

He tastes it, and loves it, and starts pouring the whole pot into his mouth, spilling a great deal. Bob, now really wanting to try it, too, asks Shimala for some. Shimala won't hand it over, so Bob lunges for the pot, only to slip on the slop and get an inconsequential fracture in his arm. And, maybe even the pot falls onto his head and/or that Pepsi in the background spills everywhere in the ensuing chaos. (Kristen, ignoring this for now: Thanks for tuning in to Heat Wave, see ya next time!) Roll credits (and make fun of Bob's inconsequential fracture).

Dr. Cramala takes a taste of the oh so appetizing concoction then says "Hmm, you know what this is missing??? BRAINS!!!!"
His arms go out as he goes into zombie mode. Bob & Kristen scream!!! Then the audience goes into zombie mode chanting BRAINS!!! Bob and Kristen panic as they're backed into a corner. The camera cuts away to Bob muttering for help as he's passed out sleeping at his desk (bowl of spicy goodness next to him). Kristen walks in & wakes him to discuss this weeks new prizes on the prize wheel. Bob says "Sorry must of dozed off, what do we got on the prize wheel this week?". Kristen puts the wheel on his desk, gives it a spin and says "BRAINS!!!" as it lands lands on a slot with a lovely picture of brains in a bowl! **The End **

Dr. Cramala: UGHN!!!!! *falls to floor writhing in pain*

Bob: Maybe you shouldn't have tired to 'cramala' that food in your mouth

*audience applause and laughter*

Cramala (moaning): The Heartburn!

Kristen: Oh my god, I think his heart is literally on fire.

Bob: We've got to cook up the ultimate Antacid-

"-and fast!" *said by Charlie, who pops on camera, then leaves*

*cut to Bob and Kristen pouring alka seltzer, tums, a box of chalk, lyme, and various other items into a simmering pot while enumerating the ingerdients to the audience*

*cut to Kristen spoon feeding Dr. Cramala the awful mixture as he makes "yucky" faces*

Bob: Tune in next time for more of our zany shenanigans!

Dr. Cramala swallows the bite and looks like he's in pain.

The camera then switches to view the "inside of Dr. Cramala's stomach" showing an epic battle taking place between his scrawny, "weak" stomach and the bite of Zites' Zinger. Smack-talk ensues.

The battle ends in a victory for the Zinger and a crushing defeat for Dr. Cramala's stomach.

Then the camera pans back to the set of Heatwave cooking program and Dr. Cramala runs off clutching his stomach.

Dr. Cramala Tastes the Louisiana one pot Zietzs zinger after falling down 10 seconds of flailing behind the island Dr. Cramala pops back up as a 40 year old Cajun burlesque dancer and re fractures (superficially of course) not only bob's arm again but also his head, neck and sturnum. and kristen gets a pie in the face. Then they zoom in on bob's blue undies where the word "fini" in an elegant font will be displayed.

(Bob stops the doctor with a) "Wait!"
Turns to the audience--
"It's always important that you know your house guests"
K: that's right, Bob. the Lousiana Zinger isn't for everyone.
B: in fact, it could do serious damage to anyone who--
(Cut to the Dr, who is now bright red with singe holes in his t-shirt and eminating smoke)
Dr: I just can't resist that Lousisana Spice!
Uproarious laughter from all parties as they do a 70's sitcom freeze.
roll credits.

dr cramala turns into a devil creature! like in I Wish I Were product pic.
Spicy foods have a Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hide effect on him!

He chases the two, and makes a mess of the kitchen, the lights shuts down a bit (crowd panic sounds/screams) living only silhouettes showing him devouring or tormenting the hosts. Cramala evil laughter.

Fade to black

fire burp.

My ending is simple, but might do the trick:

Surprisingly, it tastes great... and seems to be settling just fine in Dr. Cramala's stomach. That is until a few moments later... when Dr. Cramala has unsuspectingly grown a Festa Beard. And his shirt has too... all over.

So an odd side effect to this recipe... but it would make the perfect appetizer for a Summer Festa Fiesta! or anyone else wanting to look like mr. Charles

Dr cramala danced crazily! To save the show both hosts danced along, crowd goes wild and they say they're farewell lines successfully-- while still dancing with the infected dr.

Dr. Cramala takes a bite of it. After a while he says, "Hmmm... is that a hint of Metal Shavings I taste?" Kristen says, "Why yes it is! Do you taste the Mercury?" Bob says, "Yeah, and do you taste the Giraffe?" At this, the Doctor stops chewing. "Did you say GIRAFFE? I'm a doctor and have diagnosed myself with Girafisitus. Whenever I get near a giraffe I start... killing." Bob and Kristin start to panic, "Oh no! We had no idea! Can you be cured?" Dr. Cramala then says, "There is one cure... I need to eat a human sacrifice." Bob pushes Kristen in to the Doctor and says, "HERE! Eat her!" The Dr. Cramala then says, "Actually it has to be a man." Bob gives one worried look to the camera and the show ends. =D

i like steve's ending :)

----I think Dr. Cramala should start vomiting confetti as balloons start to fall from the ceiling.---

Kristen..And that's what you and your guest can expect from this lovely new spin on a great classic.

Bob...Tune in next week for a recipe that will be sure to make your 4th of July barbecue a hit, eagle meat kabobs.

Kristen...yummm I sure can't wait for that!

Flash to two months later: Setting a Court Room. Dr. Cramala is suing Kristen and Bob for their food making him sick and broadcasting it onto Tv. Causing him a great deal of pain and suffering. Flash to the next week Bob and Kristen doing their cooking show in an alley over a flame and tin can because they lost the lawsuit, and lost everything. (could cut out the courtroom part if necessary)

Cramala swallows the bite and starts looking queasy. He turns toward the audience and heaves violently, spewing foulness across the counter.
This triggers a barf-fest a la "Stand By Me".

Bob tries to run for it but slips on the mess, konking his head and ending up in a coma.

Kirsten giggles maniacally, rubbing her hands together as she confesses aside to the camera that her plan had worked and now, with Bob out of the picture, the show is hers alone!

they're their there

So here's my entry:

Dr. Cramala finishes chewing his food and with a satisfied look on his face says "Wow that was fantastic! Might try a little tarragon though.

(Dr. Cramala exits scene)

Kristen and Bob both exchange surprised glances and rush to try some for themselves. After swallowing they are immediately overcome by the raw power of the Zeitzinger and run off camera gripping their stomachs.

Laughing, Dr. Cramala walks back on camera and gives the audience a wave as he says, "Ah good times, congratulations Etchesketch on winning the prize! Hope you guys will join us all next time!"

(video ends)

=D

DR, CRAMALA eats a spoonful of Zite's Zinger and falls down on the ground, writhing in pain, breathing fire, and burping loudly all at the same time.

The scene fades out, ambulance noise, then comes back to a hospital. DR. CRAMALA is lying in a hospital bed. The two chefs are standing next to the bed.DR. CRAMALA looks very weak and pale, and burps at the end of every sentence, causing the audience to laugh.

DOCTER (not DR. CRAMALA, another doctor): (To BOB and KRISTEN) He's almost gone. (To DR. CRAMALA) Any last words?

DR. CRAMALA: Well, (burp) I always wanted my last words to be a terrible pun, so, here goes (burp). . .

He is stabbed through the chest with a carving knife by BOB as KRISTEN and the DOCTOR shake their heads sadly.

KRISTEN: He will be missed.

Cymbals crash, the audience laughs.

Dr. Cramala passes out. Just then, Festa walks in to see him unconscious on the floor. Assuming Cramala's dead, Festa pulls out some poison (Romeo and Juliet style). Bob and Kristen try to tell him that Cramala's just unconscious, but he refuses to listen and swallows the poison. Cramala then awakens to see Festa's body and Bob and Kristen crying. Assuming Festa just tried some of the chili and Bob and Kirsten are offended because it knocked two people unconscious, Cramala just shrugs it off and walks away.

Or something like that...

Dr. Cramala eat the grub and collapses and starting going into seizures. Everybody is freaking out, but what they dont know is his body is starting a transformation into a crazy Cajun, Mexican super evil villain.

After waking up after a week in the hospital his transformation is complete and he begins his quest to conquer and destroy every ones colon by riding his giraffe to peoples houses and sneaking into their kitchen and secretly adding large amounts of hot sauce into their food. Muh muh hahahahah

Dr Cramala makes "mmm yummy" noises
Bob and Kristen : "Its good ?" :O
Dr Cramala: "Yep!, what is this?"

Sudently Dr Cramala was transformed into a green human with red pimples all over is face.. then he say "i'm hungry!" and he runs to the audience with everyone screaming

END :)

Dr. Cramala pulls the spoon out of his mouth right before he swallows and then makes Kristen and Bob promise to eat some if he does. They look into the pot with frightened looks on their face but accept Cramala's challenge. Bob ends up getting a large cooking spoon since they are out of smaller ones. They count to three and then stuff the spoons in their mouths. Each one has a different reaction.

Cramala starts screaming and falls to the floor. Kristen turns bright red and starts downing as much water as possible. Bob likes it and scoops out some more. He then goes into the audience with the pot and offers some out, one audience member is brave enough to taste it.

The audience member then comments on how good it is before falling dead to the floor. Kristen has returned to normal colour and sees what has been going on. She runs over to dead audience member and feels his pulse. She screams, "He's dead!! Well at least it's not three people this week!"

Kristen and Bob both hold the pot in the air, like a trophy, and smile and wink at the camera.

The doctor eats it, he says "Hmm, thats pretty good." Moment of waiting, nothing happens. Then when Bob starts telling the audience how they can make their own/buy such and such, the doctor explodes. There's bits of chili/other unknown bits of stuff everywhere. Shocked silence, Kristen is grossed out while shocked and silent. Wait a couple seconds. Cut.

I'd like to see it ;p

Dr. Cramala grabs his stomach, a horrified expression on his face, while Kristen and Bob look on in worry. Suddenly, someone in a large, fabric stomach costume runs onto the set, smoke pouring from the top of it. It is making muffled screaming sounds (muffled due to its lack of a mouth). After running around for a few seconds, it falls to the floor behind the counter, the noises stop. The three people stare at the body for a second or two, then look up and shout "Just kidding!" in a very corny, 60's sitcom type voice, overly happy expressions on their faces. Cut to credits.

He swallows as Kristen and Bob watch, frozen in fear, anticipating the worst.

Anticipation builds. What will this weak-stomached man do? What will he say?

Camera quickly pans to audience, all wide-eyed, letting out a collective gasp.

Dr. Cramala’s reaction: his eyes are locked on Kristen as he swallows, nods his head with approval and grins. He’s fixated on her, gazing at her adoringly all the while a brief few seconds of Foreigner’s “Hot Blooded” theme plays only this portion: “I’m hot blooded, check it and see, I got a fever of one hundred and three.”

Bob observes the trance-like state between Kristen and Dr. Cramala and frantically waves a nearby potholder up and down in front of Dr. Cramala’s face to get his attention. Neither Dr. Cramala nor Kristen flinches. Clearly, Dr. Cramala is suddenly smitten.

Bob: “Well?”

Dr. Cramala dips a spoon in for another taste.

Finally, he speaks, maintaining his gaze on Kristen: “A spicy little dish. A spicy little dish indeed.”

END

Or, on a similar note, have the same "Everything is ok", sort of thing happen. Then have the doctor sneeze or belch and little spouts of flame come out. Bob tried to keep selling the product, until theres the beginning of a really big sneeze. The Ah...AHH... And then fire just goes everywhere.

It would certainly fit the heatwave theme ;]

Dr. Cramala feels sick and collapses.

Kristen: "Thankfully we've already prepared another Dr. Cramala before the show. Let's see how it turned out."

Bob opens the oven and another Dr. Cramala stands up from behind the counter wearing a different tee.

Kristen: "Be careful it's hot."

Bob: "After about 30 minutes your Dr. Cramala will be cool enough and ready to give you advice on fashion, and music."

Audience applauds.

Bob, Kristen, Dr. Cramala: "Thanks for watching Heatwave!"

Credits roll as hosts and Dr. Cramala chat.

P.S. I posted this twice, the first was on Facebook, so just for good measure I'm posting this for the second time with my Threadless account

Dr. Camala is intrigued by the taste "Mmm, what's in it?"

While the doctor is happily dipping the spoon into the zinger for seconds, the producer is cuing Kristen to finish the show as there is no time left.

Kristen: "Well that's all the time that we have for today, I hope you've enjoyed the show."... Read More

Bob chimes in " The recipe for our Louisina 1 Pot Zites Zinger can be found in full detail on our website"

The website link flashes on the screen (much like an infomercial)

Meanwhile Dr. Red Camala sneaks the pot away eating from it as the show draws to a close.

Bob and Kristen: "Thanks again, and good eating".

FIN

A nuclear mushroom cloud thunders over the great city of Chicago!!!

He swallows the food, and everything is fine.

Then, a month later, he poops out a machine that dispenses goat cheese and money. Like an ATM... but with goat cheese.

Dr. C takes a taste, chokes, gasps, there's lightning, thunder and other crazy noises and cheesy sound effects, he changes color, jerks around, moans and drops to floor. Continues moaning.

Audience is horrified, gasps, cries, wails of woe, pulling at their hair, etc. (EXTREME over-acting).

Kristen and Bob look on with mild interest.

K: Hm. (pause) So. Whatcha think?

Dr C continues to moan.

B: I dunno, there's something wrong... but WHAT? We'll just have to taste it ourselves to find out!

Audience - faces and bodies frozen in horror/ screaming "NO, NO! Don't do it!"

Dr. C continues to moan.

K: OKAY, why not?!

Audience - REPEAT same clip- faces and bodies frozen in horror/ screaming "NO, NO! Don't do it!"

B and K take a taste - same deal as Dr. C with the choking, sound effects and dropping to the floor.

Dr. C, B and K all continue to moan.

Audience REPEAT FIRST CLIP- is horrified, SHUDDERING, SHAKING, blubbering, gasps, cries, wails of woe, pulling at their hair, etc. (EXTREME over-acting).

All is quiet in the set- then C/U- one hand appears on the counter top, and then the other... slowly joined by four other hands that seem to struggle for a solid grasp to help a person stand up... and slowly, Dr. C, B and K all get on their feet-

EXCEPT- IT'S REALLY THREE MUCH SMALLER KIDS- IN THE SAME T SHIRTS THAT Dr. C, B AND K ARE WEARING!
They stand still for a moment, a heavenly choir is heard "WAAAAaaaaooooooo..."

Audience goes from frozen horror to crazy wild, rapturous joy- dancing, jumping, mutual hugging and handshaking. Cheesy, happy organ music.

Dr. C, B and K look at each other.

K's voice (as girl kid mimes): Too much giraffe!

B's voice (as #1 boy mimes): Not enough mercury!

Dr. C's voice (as boy #2 mimes): No, No! Too many metal shavings, not enough Sweet and Low! And you need TWICE as much Red Bull, easy!

All voices start to argue over each other, kids miming and gesturing wildly, throwing bits of food at each other. Voices fade as...

crappy music is brought up,

Audience screaming, (show same happy clip as before)

Voice over: Tune in next time for further adventures in thermonuclear gastric disturbance... on

HEAT WAVE!

He throws up the mixture, but into someone's face. They end up in the hospital... because, you know, he vomits metal shards.

Maybe he just throws up everything on the floor, which makes everyone else in the studio throw up. Then we hear the "The Price Is Right" music. You know, the one you get when you're wrong. The one that bums everyone out.

Bob : ( panicky) Which means it's time for the Health and Wellness segment of our show.

Kristen: (tense) Today we'll be demonstrating how to deal with Projectile Vomiting.

Dr. Cramala: I'm not feeling so good.

Bob : (moving quickly) First, deploy the umbrellas.

He opens several umbrellas. They're printed with Threadless designs..

Dr. Cramala : (drops the spoon) This won't be staying down.

Kristen: (busily) Have plenty of buckets and towels on hand!

Dr. Cramala : Is there a doctor in the house?

Bob and Kristen 'kindly' wrestle Dr. Cramala to the floor behind the cabinet, out of sight of the camera. The audience hears the sound of a man energetically emptying his stomach for several seconds.
It ends.
Bob and Kristen stand, their umbrellas "damp", towels soiled.

Kristen: Next on Threadless TV, "Scrubbage", the program that shows you how to clean your kitchen after the food flies. (nervous laughter)

Bob: But first a word from our sponsor, Threadless T Shirts.

Fade out with a montage of the latest brilliant designs...

Bob & Kirsten together: Wait!

Craig: Oh I don't feel so good....

(cue loud tummy rumbling noises as Craig starts to look green in the face)

Kristen: Well why don't we see what's going on in there?

(Someone from backstage rolls over a cardboard box cut out to look like a pretend x-ray machine. Inside is a mock up of Craigs stomach and little sock puppet enzymes fighting, growling, biting each other and eating large foam and cardboard bits made to look like icky bits of food.. maybe even a slinky for the metal shavings)

Bob: Well isn't that interesting!

(Crowd starts cheering for the little fighting enzymes as if they were cheering for a sports team. Craig falls over)

Crowd (in dissapointment): Awwww...

Kristen: Well thats it for our show

Bob: See you next time!

(Kristen and Bob waving and smiling)

Cramala: Actually I have a pretty weak stomach.

takes bite. tense moment with gasps and close ups.

Cramala: Mmm... Delicious!

Kristen: That wasn't too spicy?

Cramala: Haha, just kidding! I shit my pants!

(optional WAA WAA WAA WAAAAAA sound effect)

Dr. Cramala: Is there milk in this
Bob: Yes why?
Dr. Cramala: I'm lactose intolerant
Kristen: Well you're a doctor don't you know what to do?
Dr. Cramala: I'm not really a doctor
Bob and Kristen: What?
Dr. Cramala: I'm your long lost good non-identical twin
Bob: Nooooooooooooo!
Kristen: Wait a minute Bob's an evil twin that explains everything
Bob runs off crying
Dr. Cramala: Kristen quickly your cooking can save me
Kristen: Here eat this (hands him a muffin)
Dr. Cramala: Hurray for muffins!

END

hahaha
ok so he eats the spicy food.... spits it out and colapses to the floor....

kristen and bob rush to his side!

kriten: oh no bob...

bob: is he?

kristen: i did not sign up for this im on parole!

dr. cramala: guys i... -bob turns and hits the dr.'s head on accident realy knocking him out this time-

bob: oops

kristen: bye -fishes out the $2 from the pot and exits out smiling and waving around her $2-

bob: thats all the time we have today folks -applause- (silently) now to dump out the body...

the end :D

Bob & Kirsten together: Wait!

Craig: Oh I don't feel so good....

(cue loud tummy rumbling noises as Craig starts to look green in the face)

Kristen: Well why don't we see what's going on in there?

kristen: bye -fishes out the $2 from the pot and exits out smiling and waving around her $2-

Dr. Cramala grabs his stomach, a horrified expression on his face, while Kristen and Bob look on in worry. Suddenly, someone in a large, fabric stomach costume runs onto the set, smoke pouring from the top of it. It is making muffled screaming sounds (muffled due to its lack of a mouth). After running around for a few seconds, it falls to the floor behind the counter, the noises stop. The three people stare at the body for a second or two, then look up and shout "Just kidding!" in a very corny, 60's sitcom type voice, overly happy expressions on their faces. Cut to credits.

Dr. Cramala nervously tastes the dish, but turns out loving it. He says "Whoooo-eeeee! That there's some good Zinger ! I think it might be turnin' me Southern!"

He starts jerking around uncontrollably, and a look of pain dawns on his face. Cut to Kristen and Bob looking on with expressions of horror and revulsion. When the camera cuts back to Dr. Cramala, he has turned into a pot of the very stuff he just ate, with the money and mardi gras beads at the very top. Bob says "Well...they say they are what you eat....Tune in next week when we turn someone else into a dish of random stuff!"

As the show is ending and the audience is clapping, one of the audience members runs up to the pot, grabs the beads and money, and runs away screaming "New Orleans here I come!!"

And...end scene.

Dr. Cramala tastes the spicy food and says "it needs more pepper".

Dr.Cramala eats it, and while nothing seems to be going to bad, things turn horribly a rye convulsing and vomitting. out comes a muffin, a wrench, mardi gras beads, and other random nothings...perhaps a few threadless shirts tied all together? something valuable that kristen and bob would want. As Dr.cramala is on the floor having horrible convulsions kristen and bob are leaving with said valuable item. switches to a heat wave logo/credits and such, at the very ending goes back to dr cramala on the ground saying " guys........guuyyss?" and then the shot changes to the audience members sitting there awkwardly, as a few get up unsure what to do and leave or something of the sorts.

Dr. Cramala starts convulsing and falls to the floor. He continues to convulse, with Kristen and Bob looking on in horror, along with the rest of the audience. After a few seconds (5-10) of this, he stops moving, and lets out some sort of noise that signifies he'd done. Then, Kristen reaches into the pot o' goodness, and pulls out a stethoscope. She then hurries over to Dr. Cramala (who's still on the ground), puts the ear pieces into her ears while walking, and listens to his heart with the meat/hot sauce/detritus covered stethoscope for a few seconds, and then announces something along the lines of, "Oh no, he's dead!!!"

Or you could just have his head asplode

Dr. Cramala eats it, says "This is delicious! just the right amount of heat." This encourages Kristen and bob to try it. Bob spits it all out instantly, his face conotrted in a pained grimace; Kirsten makes "fuh-fuh-fuh" noises while waving her hand in front of her mouth.

Bob (in close-up): LIAR!

Cut to Dr. Cramala... WHO IS REALLY A ROBOT.

Dr. Cramala: (in monotone robot voice) GOSHDARNIT

the end.

Shimala Doesn't actually take a bite, because a superhero flies in at the last moment, knocking the spoon out of his hand.

The superhero is the Flying Walenda and SHE says "don't forget, your food allergies! This could have killed you!"

Shimala says thank you, and The others seem glad he didn't eat it. But the the Superhero takes a bite, in an effort to be helpful, and then She barfs (off camera) as a result.

Twist ending!

Immediately upon Dr Cramala taking a bite, the entire set explodes, leaving Kristen & Bob Charred with there hair standing on end and the camera could pan to the audience which would now be a rafter full of skeletons and godzilla and the wall behind them missing, with a view of the city outside laid to ruin. Then Keyboard Cat would play them off!!

Bob yells, 'Stop!' Dr. C wait and he asks 'how weak is it?' (as a joke) Dr. C says, 'If it were a bridge and we were on that bridge, then we'd be dead.' the audience laughs

Dr. Cramala continue to sip.

Dr. C- 'I feel...funny. What'd you put in this?'

Kristin and Bob start going thru the list again

Dr. C drops behind counter and Mutates.

When he returns he is the Heat Wave Monster

'DR. CRAMALA ANGRY' He rampages around the set.

Bob and kristin defend themselves with hot sauce and other kitchen stuff.

The problem is solved when audience Bob comes in playing an instrument and lures him to sleep.

Audience claps as Bob looks at the camera and says ' It was beauty that slaid the Beast.'

Cramala: tastes like ratatouille..my childhood favorite *falls over dead*
kristin: Mwahahaha!
*Bob drags the body into a special superpowers machine, and kristin turns it on*
cramala, trapped in the machine, wakes up...green.
they let him out, beaming with success.
Kristin: TAHDAH!...and thats how you make a superhero :)
*crowd laughs*
*they all take a bow*
the end.
after credits...
people are sweeping and wiping down counters after the show.
cramala: am i going to be green like this for ever?
bob: *not looking up from his work, shrugs* i dont know, ive never tried it before *carries on cleaning up from the show*
cramala: i wonder if a shower would help... *then walks away*

Kristen gasps loudly, then the lights turn off. There are random cries in the background, then the lights flicker on. Kristen is seen being led against her will by Bob, and Dr. Cramala is unconscious on the floor, to dramatic music.

Kristen: Noooooooooooooooooo.... where are you taking me?

Bob: Somewhere deep, dark, and secret.

Kristen: Uh - your bathroom?

Bob: What? No! No one was supposed to know! You have foiled my plan! NOOOOoooooo

Kristen breaks free from Bob(who is on his knees), and runs to Dr. Cramala. She performs the heimlich maneuver(to random gasps from the audience) and he revives! Dr. Cramala looks at Kristen and gasps.

Dr. Cramala: Doctor Mrs. Cramala?

Kristen(dramatic look): YES.

End scene with a faint noooooooooooo.....

The Dr. takes the bite, eats it and nothing happens.

Kristen, Bob and the crowd are amazed that he is acting fine.

After calming down, Kristen and Bob decides to make another dish with the Dr.'s help.

This dish includes many spicy spices and a whole lot of peppers such as chiles, jalapenos, and habaneras.

The Doc eats this fine also.

Kristen and Bob decide to take a bite and they go ballistic over how hot it actually is.

Doc just stands there and smiles.

Finally for dessert the team prepares a pie filled with lemon cream.

Doc eats a bite of this sweet and delectable dish and spits it all over the crowd and cameras.

Kristen and Bob stand in awe over the way the doctor is acting.

Doc admits that since he was born, his taste buds are backwards, sweet things are spicy and spicy things are sweet.

This is the reason for the weak stomach.

Kristen and Bob give a funny and outraged look to the camera.

thE End...\../^__^\../

Dr. Cramala is taking a bite.

Nothing happens as he pulls it out of his mouth.

Nothing happens for about 2-4 seconds.

Dr. Cramala: That wasn't actually that spicy.

*Dr. Cramala's mouth catches on fire, then shortly after, his stomach explodes in flames and then he falls to the ground.*


Bob: I told you it was our spiciest yet! Must have been all the salt!

Kristen: Tune in next time and thanks for watching!

wish i knew their language

Dr. Cramala tastes the dish, burns on fire and collapses.

Bob (confused): Could it have been the mercury and metal shavings??

Kristen: No, but quickly - put him out with milk!! That'll take the heat away!

So. . .

Dr. Cramala tastes the dish. A la every cartoon that eats anything spicy of hot, his head begins to turn red, steam comes out his ears, and he spits out a load of fire when he opens his mouth.

Kirsten shrugs, and Bob, in a completely cheesy way comments:

"It so hot, it's cool! Join us again next week for. . ."

Kristen: "He's. . . he's on fire, Bob."

Bob: "Yeah. Our recipe's 'on fire' !"

Cut to Bob and Kristen outside the studio, watching firemen rush in to a burning building.

Bob: "He's such a cry baby."

Cheesy laughter followed by a still shot or Bob, double thumbs up to the camera, Kristen with her hands on her hips forcing a fake laugh, with cheesy music playing out to the end.

Alright. So, Craig tries the stuff. Then, he collapses beneath the counter, but rises again as a lion. Then, Kristen says to bob : "Jesus Christ it's a Lion! Get in the car!".
And they do get into a car. And drive away.

Dr. Cramala takes a bite, doesn't react and says, "I lost my ability to feel when my heart was broken ..."

Then his girlfriend from the audience screams, "Dr. Cramala! I didn't know I meant so much to you!"

They romantically embrace. Dr. Cramala says, "I can feel again ... holy Heatwave! That's hot!" He falls over. Bob pours water on him.

Kristen and Bob yell DUCK!
Dr. Cramala leans over the counter and motions to begin hurling...
and then he GRABS THE POT and RUNS OFF WITH THE CONCOCTION all for himself! Psyche!
The audience cheers as Bob and Kristen get back up, react, and run him off the show.
Heeeeat waaave!

Dr. Cramala takes the spoon out of his mouth.

Dr. Cramala: (exclaims) My my, that was yummy. But my tummy is feeling neasy.

Bob & Kristen: Well that's the amazing thing about this dish..

Dr. Cramala turns red hot and opens his mouth. A gush of red hot steam flows out and engulfs the studio.
Outside the studio, the temperature around the studio shoots up drastically. In the distance, Bob limps out of the studio.

Bob: (exclaims) This heatwave must be the cause of Summer!

Bob faints to the ground.



The End.

*Cut to Scene with Explosion*
*Cut back to Scene, with Kristen and Bob with soot on their face and blown away hair*
Bob: Well, that explosive!
Kristen: Yeah(looks shaky) sure was.....
*Kristen Faints into Bob's Arms*
Bob: Well till next time! *Bob Winks, Kristin still in his arms*

Bob: Noooooooooooooooooo!
(attempts to tackle Dr. Cramala but misses and falls flat on the floor)
Dr. Cramala: Mmm... This is delicious! Those metal shavings really bring out the flavor...but, I... I can't feel my tongue...Ow, my stomache!
(Starts to keel over in pain)
Kristen: Are you okay?
Dr. Cramala: Obviously, not! Is there a doctor in the house?... oh, yeah...
Kristen: I was talking to Bob.
Bob (from the floor): yaaaaaaay heatwave!! woooo!
Kristen: I think he's seeing things.
Bob: And there's a bunny. Hey bunny!.. No I dont want any magic beans.
(Dr. Cramala moans in pain)
Kristen: And there you have it folks, a delicious meal in seconds that's sure to pack a punch... to your liver. This was HEATWAVE!
Bob(rising from floor): Heeeeeeeeatwave! Weeeee!

The end.

*Dr. C has smoke shooting out of his ears*
*Studio engulfed in smoke*
*smoke clears, Dr. C is wearing a volcano*
*Dr. C runs off screaming*
Bob: If you can't stand the heat. get out of the kitchen!
*canned laughter*

FIN.

Dr. Cramala eats the spoonful and looks pleased.
Dr Cramala: "That's excellent!"
Bob and Kristen are relieved.
Bob: "Really? Well, great. So you like it and your stomach's OK?"
Dr. Cramala: "Oh yeah, but do you guys hear that loud zydeco music all of the sudden?"
He starts waving his head back and fourth and throwing his arms around. "Help! Something is wrong. I can't stop!"
Someone from the audience runs up to them.
Audience member: "Oh No! I've seen this response to that type of cooking before. We have to act fast or he'll suffer permanent brain damage! Quick, we need some milk based products."
They scramble to find something.
Kristen: "Here's whipped topping, cottage cheese and some milk chocolate syrup."
Audience member: "We don't much time. He needs to absorb the milk products through the pours in his head so just dump whatever you have on him."
They dump everything on Dr. Cramala. And he quickly stops his spastic shaking.
Kristen to audience member: "Thank you sir. (or ma'am) It sure was fortunate you were here and knew what to do."
Dr. Cramala: "Yes, thank you. Unfortunately, I have a terrible milk allergy!"
He slumps over and lays on the floor.
Bob to the camera: "That's all the time we have for today folks."

The End.

Dr. Cramala tastes the...food.

He then spits it out, grimaces, and says:

"Oh my gosh, that is absolutely disgusting!"

Others: "what? how could that be?"

Dr. Cramala: "That is positively rancid, the worst thing I think I've ever put to my tongue, by far the most offensive goop that has ever graced a kitchen! I am absolutely apalled at the fact (meanwhile, the others look stunned and disheartened) that you consider yourself to have come up with anything but the worst idea the world has ever seen! Seriously? Like, really? You thought that would be delicious? Absurd. Completely ridiculous.

As he starts to walk out:

"Who ever heard of such insanity, cubing instead of shredding the mozerella into a shrimp dish."

Dr. Cramala tastes the food, his voice begins alternating pitches! Like a chipmonk, but occasionally goes very deep too......and he's got the most surprised, scared, wide-eyed expression on his face.

Walks off like a hypnotized mummy, chanting tribal stuff with his new (very weird) voice.......
"Kamalaya tooty paya, kamalaya tooty paya....."

Cramala projectile vomits rainbows all over Kristen, Bob, and the entire audience. The End.

DR CRAMALA swallows.

DR CRAMALA: Mmm...

He reaches for another spoonful and devours it thoughfully.

Close up of KRISTEN, looking troubled.

KRISTEN'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: That's funny, Dr Cramala never eats a second mouthful of One Pot Zeit-Zinger™ at home...

A tremendous bubbling begins in his stomach. All look concerned.

Cut to a close up of DR CRAMALA'S face, his cheeks swell and an egg peeks out between his lips.

BOB: I've seen this before. Allow me.

BOB puts his hand over CRAMALA'S MOUTH, and pulls out the egg (you've seen Airplane, right?). Another egg appears ready to come out, and again BOB removes it from his mouth.

He cracks an egg and a dove flies out.

CUT BACK TO CRAMALA: This time a hand grenade peeks out from between his lips. BOB expertly removes it.

BOB: Now, let's see what happens if I~
KRISTEN: No Don't~

BOB cracks the hand grenade heartily on the bench... at the moment of impact -- cut to the credits.

Or if you have a cheesy explosion effect in your editing software, surprise me.

Dr. Cramala misses his mouth with the spoon and spills the mixture onto his shirt.

Instead of the shirt burning off, a tasteful lavender lace arrangement appears to have grown out of the spot that he spilled on.

Silence whilst everyone stares at the shirt, maybe even crickets, for 3 seconds.

Then a mad rush to grab the pot and its contents and everyone realises the amount of money that can be made from tasteful instant lavender lace-creating juice.

cut to interlude/this program will be continued shortly after we deal with some technical difficulties.

Dr. Cramala misses his mouth with the spoon and spills the mixture onto his shirt.

Instead of the shirt burning off, a tasteful lavender lace arrangement appears to have grown out of the spot that he spilled on.

Silence whilst everyone stares at the shirt, maybe even crickets, for 3 seconds.

Then a mad rush to grab the pot and its contents ensues as everyone realises the amount of money that can be made from instant tasteful lavender lace arrangement-creating mixture.

cut to interlude/this program will be continued shortly after we deal with some technical difficulties.

sorry about the two posts! Ignore the first one please.

Dr C: hmm, well actually this doesn't taste that bad. bit on the spicy side though. what did you guys put in it?

Kristen: err just bits and pieces here and there

*Dr C takes another huge spoonful*

Dr C: Here Bob, why don't you try a spoonful?

*Bob looks at Kristen, spoon then Dr C*

Bob: yeah, ok...

*Eats the entire spoonful and makes a weird face*

Bob: mm..yes, very delicious. Kristen, I'm sure you're eager to try some too!

*Dr C does the honours and passes Kristen a spoonful*

Kristen (munching slowly): yes all the spices come together wonderfully...

*all three look at each other*

All three: I bags the bathroom!!!

*all three runs for the exit while holding stomach*
*camera zooms in on the Louisiana One-Pot Zites Zinger*

DR CRAMALA- takes a bite of the dish. eyes go wide. grabbing at his throat he begins to cough and choke. he drops the spoon. and begins to fan his mouth and jump up and down "For love of everything that is holy my mouth is on fire!!!" jumping around with random beeps as he is swearing.

Bob- "ah, look at that! He loves it so much hes dancing with joy!"

cut to Kristen - "yeah! look at that smile! He cant contain himself!"

cut to dr Cramala- look of horror on his face while fanning his mouth. tears streaming from his eyes.

bob - "aww... tears of joy dr cramala? Thank you! We did work hard to make this exquisite meal!"

show dr cramala in background flailing around gasping for air holding his neck.

Kristan and bob looking back at him with looks of satisfaction

bob - well Kristan looks like another job accomplished!

Kristan - yeah! high five!

Kristan put hand up to high five and bob high fives her all corny like while jumping in the air. while they are high fiving you see Dr cramala fall to the ground in the back ground

cut to dr cramala on the ground in the fetal position crying and rocking back and forth.

camera still on dr cramala but you hear bobs voice "So Dr Cramala what are your thoughts?"

Dr Cramala - "PAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN"

Cut back to bob and Kristan - " *laugh* well thats all we have for today! Thanks for tuning into HEATWAVE! Until nextime! *bob and Kristan waving, audience clapping, in background you hear Dr cramala screaming*

cramala dies choking on anal bead, in a most dramatic way. (or as best shimala can do~~ )
charlie festa comes out of nowhere and resuscitate him.

Charlie: You're alive!
Cramala: Thanks to you! (we can see he is channeling Kristen here)

They hug, kissing each other passionately (we want to see tongues, people) while rolling (ala the end scene from Heatwave, The Teen Beach Drama)

http://www.threadless.com/tv/122/HEATWAVE_The_Teen_Beach_Drama

In a big "poof" Dr. C turns into the BK Burger King (I mean where did that guy come from anyway)

Kristan: Wow, that really does have ZING!!
Bob: Holy Cow!
Dr. C (BK Burger King): smiles and waves

Kristan and Bob: That is the end of this weeks Heat Wave. A reminder Kids (pointing at Dr.C) this is why you shouldn't do this at home. Bye!

After one taste he seems fine...they watch...they wait and then he collapses on the table top.....he says he can't see very well...so they bring out a selection of threadless tees to wave in his face, and suddenly he comes to life again!

he turns into an animal wearing a threadless shirt preferably a goat

Dr. Cramala savors the dish.

Dr. Cramala:
"Hmmm...it's surprisingly delicious!"

Kristen asks in surprise:
"I thought you've told me before that you disliked spicy food?"

Dr. Cramala:
"Nah...i was just kiddin bout that"

Right after he finished speaking, we hear a very audible farting sound, followed by a disgusting sound hinting that Dr. Cramala had crapped in his pants.

Dr. Cramala:
"But i was serious bout the weak stomach"



-END-

Dr. Cramala has a sudden change in pigmentation with all the money and bling he digested.

Dr. Cramala's face turns bright red, he grimaces in agony and he beings to tremble.

Bob and Kristen look at each other in horror, then back at Dr. Cramala.

Dr. Cramala stops trembling, his expression becoming one of rapturous joy. He turns to Kristen, grabs her, does a Golden-age Hollywood dip and plants a big kiss on her.

When Dr. Cramala lifts Kristen back up. she is shocked, but with a goofy, happy grin on her face. She looks at Dr. Cramala, they hold hands and skip off stage. As they are leaving Kristen gives a thumbs up to Bob and the audience.

Bob is dumbfounded, he turns back to the audience.

cut to audience, who are also in shock.

Cut back to Bob whose expression goes from dumbfounded to mischievously happy and he says, " You miss," pointing to a "hot chick" in the audience. "I think you should come on up and give it a try."

the end

Dr. Cramala swallows and throws down the spoon. He starts swearing (bleeped out for us, TV viewers, of course) and we hear gasps from the audience. Bob and Kristen are staring at him and frozen in place.

Dr. Cramala rips open the refrigerator door, grabs the ice cube trays and starts sucking the ice from them. We see him licking and rubbing the ice trays all over his face. Bob and Kristen are staring at him and frozen in place.

We pan back to Dr. Cramala and he's rubbing the ice cube trays over his entire body. Kristen gets in on this action and picks up a couple of ice cubes that dropped on the floor. She stuffs them in Dr. Cramala's mouth. The audience continues to make dramatic noises.

Eventually, all of the ice cubes are melted/gone and Dr. Cramala is cooled down. Dripping wet and sighing in relief, he makes a face, rubs his stomach and throws up in the ice cube trays. Once he's done, he quickly throws the trays back into the fridge.

Dr. Cramala: Holy smokes. Thanks for having me here.

Bob: Thanks for...filling our ice cube trays.

Dr. Cramala: You bet. *hugs Bob and Kristen*

The audience claps.

Bob : A weak stomach?! (looks into the camera) You know what that means boys and girls!

The audience cheers wildly.

Kristen : It's time for our favorite contest, "Catch the Vomit Comet"!!

Dr. Cramala : Oh oh, my stomach is fighting your Zites-Zinger.

Bob : (ignores the Dr.) Our first contestant is Terry James from DuPuke, Ill...inois.

Dr. Cramala : (groaning) It's comin' back up!!

Kristen has prepared Terry, who is wearing a plastic poncho, rubber boots and snorkel equipment

Bob : (watching Dr. Cramala and counting down) 3, 2, 1!!!!!

Dr. Cramala's mouth opens and it sounds like he's going to projectile vomit.

Terry stands 6 feet in front of him, ready to move quickly.
Camera view from behind the Doctor's head.
What's expelled from his mouth is a series of rolled up t-shirts.
Terry tries to catch them.

Kristen : Way to play Terry! Catch and keep as many of those t-shirts as you can!

Bob : Be the best dressed person on your street!!

Crowd cheers Terry on as at a game show.
Buzzer sounds to end the game.
Bob and Kristen step in front of an exhausted Dr. Cramala to join Terry who is rapturously fondling her prizes.

Kristen : that's quite the collection of Threadless t-shirts you've won Terry! What do you plan to do with them?

Terry : ( looking at the camera) Not sure yet, but I'm definitely not eating them!!

Cheesey, artificial laughter ENDs the show.

Dr. Cramala puts the spoonful into his mouth, and is
moderately affected by the spiciness (a slight pucker)

Bob *in a very strange, slightly sinister tone, *: "how is it, Doc?"
*gets closer to doc* "HUH? "
*2-3 members of the audience laugh*
Dr. Cramala: its pretty good, a little spi-
Bob *cuts cramala off*: HEY DR. RED CRAMALA, UR FACE IS A LITTLE RED
*camera zooms into the doctor's face, whose no longer affected by the spiciness at all, and is now worried/confused*
cramala: oh is it? i mean its not even tha-
BOB: SPICY ENOUGH FOR YA?!?! AHAHAH
*cuts to audience as bob is still laughing - they are all bewildered*
*cut to bob sticking out his tongue in an angry expression, using his hands to cool down the imaginary spiciness in his mouth while saying:
"WAHHH WAHHHHH IM DR. CRAMALA, I CANT HANDLE THE HEAT! WAHHHH" *takes
a jug of water and dumps it over his tongue*
*cut to doctor, whos completely stunned*
bob: *arms up, RIGHT in front of the doc's face, seemingly bullying him*
"HEAT!!!"
kristen: bo..bob calm dow-
bob: HEAT!!! *looking at kristen*
kristen (cautiously): ..wave...*little arm gesture*
bob: AHAHAHAHA *brushing off tongue* WAHHH WAHH WAHH AHAHAHA
*the two slowly walk away, as he remains laughing/being strange, the title of the
show appears, as some audience members remain clapping*


(come on guys, i need this certificate, otherwise im gonna wear my ripped ac/dc shirt on campus for weeks at a time ;_; )

Dr. Cramala- Mmm, that's good. I can really taste the giraffe. And the mercury combines well with the metal shavings...

-pause in the action, Bob and Kristen look in terror and suspense at Dr. Cramala, cut to the inside of the pot (it's more liquidy this time, a large bubble surfaces), cut back to Bob, Kristen, and the doctor (the actors playing Kristen and the doctor have switched clothes and places behind the counter-

Female Dr. Cramala- Well, what happens now?
Male Kristen- Oh, normally we just end the sho--

-before the final syllable is out, Female Dr. Cramala groans loudly and dramatically doubles over in pain one time, Male Kristen and Bob are silent and look at each other confused, Female Dr. Cramala recovers-

Female Dr. Cramala- You were saying?

Male Kristen- I was saying, this where we no--

-the doctor groans again once very breifly, Bob and Male Kristen looked confused again, cut to the audience who are all wearing fake mustaches, cut back to hosts, Dr. Cramala also has on a fake mustache-

Bob- Well, that's all the time we have for today. See you next time on (prompting the audience) HEATWAVE!

-a hand comes out of the pot and the three hosts battle as the credits roll-

Fin.

Dr. C takes a bite, lets the zinger sit in his mouth for a second, and swallows. Surprinsingly, he enjoys it, a lot, and his sounds of approval show it. He asks if he can take another spoonful, and does so. After watching the doc enjoy the food, Bob and Kristen dive in as well with spoonfuls of their own. As they swallow, mmms escape their mouths.

But then, the heat of 10s of 1000s of suns finally hits them and they gasp, reaching for water.

(fade out to black, fade in)

A bunch of glasses are lined up on the counter and Dr. C, Bob, and Kristen are dripping with sweat, faces red, and still struggling to find relief.

As they gasp for air and water, the camera cuts to the audience, who have their cell phones/cameras out and are taking pictures whilst laughing.

End.

Dr. Cramala enjoys it, and Bob and Kristen take bites and also enjoy it. The concoction is mass produced and is consumed by practically everyone in the world.

CUT SCENE

It shows a voice coming from a man (whose face you cannot see) laughing about how dumb everyone was to eat the concoction, He presses a button and you start to hear puking sounds.

He turns the chair around and it turns out to be THE GODFATHER! (or Dr. Cramala, either one)

Dr. Cramala spews out the concoction, grabs at his neck as if he is chocking and falls to the floor. Kristen looks at Bob in shock, Bob looks back.
Bob says:” Is he dead?”
Kristen looks down at Dr. Cramala but a look of horror comes over her face. She jumps back into Bobs arms.
Dr. Cramala stands up but his face is entirely red. His hair is standing on end and his clothes are somewhat torn and still smoking. “Wow that’s Zite’s Zingers got some kick.”
Kristen and Bob (being the professionals they are look to the crowd and say)
"That’s it from Heat Wav!" They all do the Wave Out. Dr. Cramala tries to wave out but falls to the floor again.

Just as Dr. Cramala is about to take a bite, Bob opens his mouth and greedily lunges to intercept a mouthful of the LOPZZ. In his haste he accidentally plunges one hand into the pot, which promptly "zings" his hand off. He falls behind the counter in agony. Cramala eats the spoonful of zinger and contends that the concoction could use a little more zing. "How convenient," says Kristen with a smirk. After Bob's hand had been simmering in the LOPZZ for several minutes, she and Cramala each try another taste. They agree that it is indeed improved but could use a little more, so they grab Bob and awkwardly stuff him into the pot. After all, Emerson wrote: "I hate the giving of the hand unless the whole man accompanies it."

Dr. Cramala takes a spoonful of the Zeitszinger and ends up spitting out Birdseye Chillis spelling "Buy Threadless Tees" on the counter and then Kristen & Bob say "WOW, thats really neat!" and end up giving LSGTee the cool $200 voucher code and then everyone lived happily ever after. :)

The video cuts back.

Dr. Cramala disappears instantly.

Kristen and Bob finish the actions they started, then look around, bewildered.

Cut to Dr. Cramala the moment he appears outside next to a sign for the town of Zeitz in Louisiana. Surprised, he slowly takes the spoon out of his mouth, looks to his left, then his right.

The End

After Dr. Carmala eats the Zinger, he jumps onto the table and begins to dance involuntary.
Bob decides to join him and they both begin do the Chicken Dance. Dr. Carmala is doing every thing in his power to stop dancing so freakishly, but no one realizes that it was the Zinger that was controlling his unnecessary need to dance. Everyone in the audience begins to dance, all except for Kristen. She knew why Dr. C was dancing because secretly she put was the one who put the Roman Powder into the Zinger.
Roman Powder has a very spicy taste, but causes involuntary dancing to those with weak stomachs. (and it;s not legal in Germany) Bob was aware that Kristen put the Roman Powder in the Zinger, and of it's affects on involuntary dancing, but Dr. Carmala looked like he was having a lot of fun dancing, so he couldn't help but join in on his freaky dancing.
Two hours have gone by and every one was still dancing. All of a sudden the dancing police come into the studio to ensure that every one is dancing properly according to the "Book of Dancing" when they found Dr. C dancing with no rhythm whatsoever they insisted that he take a dance lesson or stop dancing immediately. Of course he couldn't stop due to the affects of the Roman Powder, so he was sent to Bad Dancers Jail.
Three days pasted and Kristen was feeling really guilty. If she hadn't put the Roman Powder into the Zinger Dr. C wouldn't be in Bad Dancers Jail. So she concocted a plan to break him out. She went to baddacingstinks.com and found out that only elite dancers are aloud to work as security guards at Bad Dancers Jail. She also found out that all elite dancers are dangerously afraid of white-striped tigers.
The next day Kristen and Bob payed a visit to the local zoo. Kristen kidnapped a white-striped tiger, and Bob put her on the back of their 15 passenger van. On the way to Bad Dancers Jail she learned that white-striped tigers had the ability to talk. The white-striped tiger told Kristen that her name was Bertha, and how she was born under the San Francisco Bridge during a hail storm.
Upon their arrival to Bad Dancers Jail, they let Bertha run Wildly into the facility causing all of the security guards to run all the way to Texas (where there are no white-striped tigers that aren't in cages.) Kristen found the keys next to the coffee pot (decaf.) Bob unlocked Dr. C and the rest of the unjustly accused "bad dancers." Dr. C was still dancing. Kristen and Bob didn't know the cure for Roman Powder, but fortunately one of Dr. C's inmates did. Luckily the antidote was... decaf coffee. After a cup or two of decaf they all went to Sea World and ate 3 pounds of cotton candy each.
Four days later the Zinger began to go rotten and smell really bad. So Bob thought that it was a good idea to sell it to a Disco Club. The Disco Club bought 50 tons of that Zinger, because it proved to be a good way to keep people dancing, (whether they wanted to or not) Bob got 8 million dollars. He decided to give a third of it to Kristen because it was her idea to put the Roman Powder in the Zinger. And he gave the other third to Dr. C because he felt bad that he got arrested.


the end.

Dr. Cramala turns into a raging beast, throwing appliances and leaving things strewn about on the floor. Someone from the audience stands up and yells "I finally found you Dr. Cramakyll, now I send you back to the pits of fire from which you came!", then proceeds to zap him (Cramakyll) with a laser and he disappears. A slightly scared Bob says "That's the last time I get a recipe off of Craigslist."

The end.

Dr Cramala eats the zinger (made in hell) and after a few seconds of struggle he throws up. And ta-dah! A new Tee is born. (eg. windmill warrior) Hurray! Everyone`s happy. The End.

Kristen, Bob, and Dr. Cramala

Immediately after tasting the zinger, Dr. Cramala spits the zinger out toward the audience, then with a fake and cheesy smile that implies, "I'm getting paid to like this stuff", he says, "If I said it once then I've said it a million times..."

Then both hosts and the audience finish the saying with Dr. Cramala... "If Your Hungry, You're Hungry!"

These are just adjustments to my original...

Bob yells, 'Stop!' Dr. C wait and Bob asks 'how weak is it?' (as a joke) Dr. C says, 'It's so weak that it placed last in the weight lifting contest.'

Dr. Cramala continues to sip.

'CRAMALA ANGRY' He rampages around the set.


The problem is solved when Bob finally comes in playing an instrument and lures him to sleep.

Audience claps as Bob looks at the camera and says ' It was Heat that slaid the Beast.'

Dr. Cramala blows up.

Kristen and Bob are covered in beans. Like covered in as much beans as the ghostbusters were covered in marshmallows.

Cut to the same loop of the crowd clapping.

The end.

Just a heads up, we will be releasing the ending to this tomorrow (Wednesday)

In the meantime check out the latest installment... The Cop Drama!!

Let get this vid posted

i personally like steve the great's and mike bautista's endings :)

We have a winner! Congrats pyr4lis!

That was cool!! loved your ending pyr4lis! congrats!!!

That was cool!! loved your ending pyr4lis! congrats!!!

aww thanks!! Yay! :)

awesome, congrats lori

yeah! wtg, that was the perfect ending!

very imaginative and creative! congrats on a great ending pyr4lis!

hahaha, graet ending! CONGRATS!

hey what happened with this? I wanna see some endings!