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legofish
sorry what?
brenden_strang
brenden_strang on Nov 28 '06
fantastic!! good luck.
lhercher
lhercher on Nov 28 '06
It took me a second to get it but now that I do this is hilarious! I like! And I wouldn't wear it but I would buy it for a computer nerd in my life.
morganian
morganian on Nov 28 '06
would like to see some different shirt colour options.
schmitzrl
schmitzrl on Nov 28 '06
I don't get it
laurelxcore
laurelxcore on Nov 28 '06
close the windows? I'm not sur eif thats it
TinyPixie777
TinyPixie777 on Nov 28 '06
i wish i got this!
MrBaz
MrBaz on Nov 28 '06
don't get it, but i still like it somehow
legofish
legofish on Nov 28 '06
hmm, i don't know, would i ruin it by trying to explain it?
halo8
halo8 on Nov 28 '06
gaah, I don't get it. maybe you should explain it, since this is a design contest and not a riddle. :P
legofish
legofish on Nov 28 '06
well here goes.
it's not a riddle really, it's probably a let-down after i explain.

it's basically old [ugly] Windows buttons and new [shiny] Windows buttons, with the new one staring at the old. If you're a Mac user then you woudln't get it. But if you've been a Windows user for the past 5-10 years then you should .... at least after reading this!
Hunt1989
Hunt1989 on Nov 28 '06
I think it's really funny now, but i wouldn't have got it without the explination; still a really good idea in my opinion.
stop_gowiththemotion
stop_gowiththemotion on Nov 28 '06
haha its quite funny, love the concept, and i would get it for myself since mac people (or those who never noticed the change in windows) didnt get it =D
halo8
halo8 on Nov 28 '06
ha, this is actually what I was thinking it means, but it looks like the minimize button is talking to the tilted one next to it, and not the grey ones on the left. confused me a little. maybe you should make it more obvious, that the old windows buttons are looking at the new design.
leftyluca88
leftyluca88 on Nov 28 '06
the "X" button on the new side should be red
legofish
legofish on Nov 28 '06
halo8, the minimize button "is" talking to the tilted one next to it. It's telling it to quit staring at "old people" cuz it's not nice to stare.

Lefty, that would break the 4-color limit rule. It's already using 4 colors not counting the white, that's why it can only be printed on white shirts (answers morganian as well).
halo8
halo8 on Nov 28 '06
Aaah, d'oh. See, I thought that old windows is jealous at sleak new windows. Nevermind, I'm slow. :D (Oh and you can use 5 colours now.)
agatka
agatka on Nov 28 '06
i definitely got it... very funny indeed., great concept
incessantly
incessantly on Nov 28 '06
cute. i like it but maybe on a different shirt color
Scoobydooto
Scoobydooto on Nov 28 '06
I got it, and I'm a Mac user. :-P Cute.
hUcKlEkReE
hUcKlEkReE on Nov 28 '06
I got it without the explanation! HE HE HE it's hilarious. A different color shirt would ruin the whole point. Man this is funny on all levels.
helo
helo on Nov 28 '06
legofish, Threadless is allowing 5 colors until Jan 1st 2007. So maybe you could redo it with 5 colors and resubmit. If you do resubmit, then I think you should turn the speech balloons' tail toward the minimize button. I thought the full-open button (middle blue) was the one talking.
mrdeadhead
mrdeadhead on Nov 28 '06
urm...
i thought it may be a boob joke somehow at first, but then i realized that the maximize wasn't the one talking...
i'd fix the text bubble...
or maybe rework to be a boob joke.
hugtrees
hugtrees on Nov 28 '06
Haha, took me a while. I LOVE IT. Though I'll probably gift it for a nerd.
AnnaV
AnnaV on Nov 29 '06
at first I also thought that the button was talking to the one next to him, but telling him to quit starting. After your explanation I got it, and it's funny. Maybe not so straight, but funny
Baron von Aaron
Baron von Aaron on Nov 29 '06
I got it the second i saw it. $5
kayleahrocks
kayleahrocks on Nov 29 '06
I understood very well and Im even a mac user. Maybe you could turn the minumize button to be looking at the other buttons, then the full screen button could be saying it.

Things you could work on could be using black or blue or grey as your t shirt and then manipulating the design colors to work with that shirt color. You could also think of a more dynamic design or environment that they are in. Maybe less linear. I like the idea its sort of funny.\ in a quirky little way.
Chingers
Chingers on Nov 29 '06
Yes also took me a while to get. But I did it before the official explanation. I am so proud of myself! You could totally put this on a black tshirt without violating the 4 clours rule.
florem
florem on Nov 29 '06
Love it.
ozrict two
ozrict two on Nov 29 '06
whats with the mac user dissing going on around here huh? just cuz i got a mac im stoopid? its like mac-racism... i'm gonna call the aclu
oh.the.drama
oh.the.drama on Nov 29 '06
huh?
Copygirlx
Copygirlx on Nov 29 '06
I thought that it was a breast joke. It works as one as well.
The_Girl
The_Girl on Nov 29 '06
I got it immediately. Great, for us nerds at least.
nonolarson
   nonolarson on Nov 29 '06
Héhé really nice. ^^
logan_ski
logan_ski on Nov 29 '06
that's boo-ie
with your GUIs
MooseDinner
MooseDinner on Nov 29 '06
it's staring because they're old? I thought it was supposed to be: the maximize window and the minimize window are in a relationship and the minimize window is jealous because the maximize window is staring at another girl/guy
visualinguist
visualinguist on Nov 30 '06
I use both and wish macs had a "no 3d eye-candy buttons" options. I still rock windows with the old 98 style. Hollerific.
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 30 '06
i thought this was another play on the fact that guys stare at the middle section of a lady walking down the street, and the guy window icons were checking out the girl icons, so that when people would see the "stop staring" they'd think that they had been caught looking at some boobies. Anyway, none of the explanations on this page make this design any more interesting. I think there is just not enough to it, and no amount of re-design would get your point across easily and with more oomph. sorry.
Dilemma8
Dilemma8 on Nov 30 '06
I got it the first time I saw it. Good idea.
Drusilla
Drusilla on Nov 30 '06
I absolutely love this, and got it without your explanation. However, like what Helo said, I think the tail should be pointing to the minimize button, because I got the impression that the maximize button was the one speaking.

I love it! =]
emopoemshateshakespeare
emopoemshateshakespeare on Nov 30 '06
this is hilarious.
marjo0o
marjo0o on Nov 30 '06
Geek. I'm buying this.
LauraJerry
LauraJerry on Dec 01 '06
Maybe it would make more sense if the old button was saying "quit staring" or if the (new)minimize button was the one staring and the (new)maximize button was telling the minimize to "quit staring -- The way you have it, it looks like the (new)maximize button is staring at the (new)minimize button, and the (new)minimize button doesn't want to be stared at. The other buttons seem superfluous.
nigromontanus
nigromontanus on Dec 01 '06
LOL. Most geekish! Nice one.
vkyk
vkyk on Dec 01 '06
it's cute =)
ks_clarity21
ks_clarity21 on Dec 01 '06
after you explained it i got it, my X button is red though :(
ambitiousxandi
ambitiousxandi on Dec 01 '06
Haha, I enjoyed the joke :)
Yea, I think it'd be a good improvement if the x was red.
heyu
heyu on Dec 01 '06
0$
wildchild0161
wildchild0161 on Dec 01 '06
i like it - but instead of "quit staring", maybe "its rude to stare"
wildchild0161
wildchild0161 on Dec 01 '06
and top line of the staring box should be lined up differently- at the same angle as the bottom one.
KaeRahhh.
KaeRahhh. on Dec 01 '06
i like it
opendestiny
opendestiny on Dec 02 '06
Oooooh... I didn't get it at first, but I was reading it "Quit starting". Clever.
rinnanstimpy
rinnanstimpy on Dec 02 '06
I definitly got this at the very beginning...well done
Buclkes and or Straps
Buclkes and or Straps on Dec 02 '06
awesome...i got it and im virtually computer illiterate, very funny
Savvysparrow
Savvysparrow on Dec 02 '06
It looks like the new maximize button is staring at the new minimize button - maybe the min. button should be the one staring? I didn't get it at first.
ogier_midget
ogier_midget on Dec 02 '06
I hated the XP themes until I found about the hidden Royale Noir theme.

You can learn more about it at:
http://duggmirror.com/design/Hidden_XP_Theme/

And you can download the .rar file at:
http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/142770/royalenoir.rar
tofurky
tofurky on Dec 02 '06
mac vs pc?
antagonizer
antagonizer on Dec 02 '06
After I looked at it for a while I got it. But make the new-minimize button the one that is staring and the new-maximize button the one to tell it to knock it off.
legofish
legofish on Dec 02 '06
thanks for all the comments. Yeah I realize now that switching the positition of the blue minimize and blue maximize buttons would have made the joke more understandable. Sometimes when you have an idea like this in your head it becomes trivially obvious and you don't think about the details.

Also, perhaps adding a "at them" at the end of the speech could clarify it ... "stop staring at them".

Anyway, thanks for all the comments.
legofish
legofish on Dec 02 '06
by the way, thanks to ogier for the royale noir theme info, it's really cool and it's my new theme :)
AkiaAwesome
AkiaAwesome on Dec 03 '06
you know, i first thought it was windows vs mac.. O.o guess not.. i still ♥ ♥ ♥ it! ♥ Kia.
mikeymanversion1
mikeymanversion1 on Dec 03 '06
funny! i just don't like the overload of white on the shirt, but i wouldn't know what color to change the shirt to..
rkgiraffe
rkgiraffe on Dec 04 '06
hahaha close the windows!!
rubah
rubah on Dec 04 '06
windows vs. mac would be great too xD
rubah
rubah on Dec 04 '06
and oh dang, I just realized why it looked wrong; I always keep my windows in maximized mode so I never see the maximize button xD
xxErynn
xxErynn on Dec 04 '06
maybe a pronoun would help solve everyone's confusion. Like "Dont' stare at them," or "It's not thir fault" or something? Right now the left looks just there, and the right looks like the open window is staring at the minimal, I thought it was a sex joke I didn't get.
legofish
legofish on Dec 05 '06
yes Erynn, a simple "dont stare at them" would have fixed everything
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