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Scuba steve

by Backyardian
Scuba steve

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Submitted by Backyardian on July 25, 2003

umm why is there a white stripe at the botom of my shirt, I can't do anything right can I?

dischord

Don't feel bad...the White Stripes are very popular.

Sorry.

Tacosaurus

you done gone and flunked it up again.
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

jokin witcha pat.
I am feeling it a bit smaller though.

Backyardian
Artist

ahhh I hate the white the white stripes!
I can't do anything right
I can't do anything right
I can't do anything right
I can't do anything right
Ican't do anything right
don't worry Ivan I'm still working on a special design just for you.

Tacosaurus

This one guy, left a comment, he used the word MARGINABLE.
What does that mean?
Am I able to be in the margins?

I love these dipshits that think they are witty and clever, but fail miserably.
Hey backyardian, your design is magnifficable, I think the presentumapation of the blue is superflouric.
That is a real critique, know what I'm sayin dawg-G.

Backyardian
Artist

I think someone called us the assclown birgade, now thats comedy,
I'm a start rockin dat sheeite ACB for life dawg, dislexic mafia and all that.
It sounds soo old scool yet so freshh simotamesoulsly ya feel?
props on the magnificable comment I like that werd alot.
-Backyardienz
mm this koolaid tastes so fresh anyone want a sip?

dischord

Why are you guys so desperate for the rest of the world to overhear your conversations?
You're like 14 years old right?

Shame about your shitty design skills.
Like the Vanilla Ice speak though.

Tacosaurus

dischord,

While it may seem we are 14years old, we are actually 14 years older than you.
This is a desperate attempt to reclaim our college years youthfullness.
We are actually both going through midlife crisis'. Our porsches don't seem to do it anymore.

Perhaps you could throw a party with some “Hot Chix”
Invite us over, and watch our successfull asses reap all the rewards with our six figure bankrolls.
Sound fun to you? Didn't think so.
If you wanna come swim with the sharks, don't wear your lucky chum bracelet. You dig?

dischord

Hee hee I like it when you speak funny.
"You dig?" Hee hee...just like Jack Kerouac

He was a twat too.

You gonna keep resubmitting this one like your g(h)andi shirt? Maybe you might even break the 2.0 average mark one day.
I doubt it though.

No doubt we'll be hearing from Tacosaurus soon, just to complete your two man circle jerk. Who gets the salty digestive this time?

Tacosaurus

why does everyone want to be a hater these days?

I am smelling some serious inferiority complexes around this place.
If you don't like the work, why don't you move on, and leave this space for more engaging conversation?
That seems like the logical mature thing to do, at least I think.

We don't circle jerk, we just enjoy heckling toy bitches like yourself via the internet.
You may view it as a circle jerk, since that is what you and your pals do, but we are not you.

Step up and show the community what you got, besides a fucking opinion. Ya HEARD?
I don't see the oozing freshness that the air of your personality appears to breathing.

In fact, I think you have nothing to show for yourself, so why don't you go ahead and say it?
ohh shit... tell your friends... you predicted the future.

Backyardian
Artist

Yeah next week I'm resubmitting them all on one shirt! you twat that was an accident.

Backyardian
Artist

taco what happened to your shirts?

Tacosaurus

Somebody reported me, for threatening them or something.
I have a good Idea who it was, but I will let karma take its course.
Seems the internet wasn't ready for my space styles, ohh well.

I don't see how somebody could feel threatened over the internet.
Reminds me of Bush with all his talks of terrorism, you know.
Part of the Right Wing conspiracy if you ask me.

Backyardian
Artist

taco
people hate us because we not only design shirts we print them and sell them.
I made 800 dollas this week on a single t-shirt design, these fools are fighting
over fifty dollas and losing the right to ever print their artwork again, now thats funny.
I"m gonna kep posting designs though because that one english chap wanted to buy
the rights to my pink gun and sell them over the internet. I think if mad people hate on
your shirt it's usually out of jealousy not because your design work is bad.
I don't care if I ever score above a two on this site. I don't need these money hungry
bastards to steal my design rights. I also could care less about the mindkillaz, Britanica's,
Ivans, Dischords, who can't design worth a shit but love to talk shit, I think it's this circle of
someone says their shirt is lame and instead of being able to stick up for their design wich
is wack they go out and attack everybody's design on the site with the same non-constructive
verbage., to make themselves feel better.
I'm sorry if your life sucks, or your not as good an artist as your girlfriend thinks you are.
shutup and keep your comments off my designs unless you have something respectful and
constructive to say or I'm gonna report all you suckas because I feel like it's code orange
outside today.
-=ACB=- ASS CLOWN BIRGADE
drives an OAFTAR SUV on 68's with spinners and 29 flat screen tv's...... catch me blangin
ASSCLOWNIAN of the BIG BACK YARD.

Tacosaurus

My latest submission should shut those people up.
It is titled- Insert Foot.

porto

looneys

Backyardian
Artist

wow another comment from an excellent designer that is both constructive and respectful. Where did they find this caliber of people?
thh thh tthh thhe that's all folks.
ASSCLOWNIAN

waster

"metalobism". hee hee.

oh, hang on... constructive and respectful, right? er... how about "too big"? is that constructive enough?

Ivan

I once kissed a girl in a wet scuba suit, guess that makes me like your shirt..................but it´s still a waste of time just to put a diver on a tee and call it design, isen´t it??

Hahha, or maybe I´m just missing the meaning of blue and black together, or is his face resemblant to Steve McQueens?

exfiniti

congratulations on your masterful use of the circle tool.
did you do this in powerpoint or what?

Backyardian
Artist

i did this with crayons on wax paper while waiting for my kids meal at friendly's. then I used my imagination machine to put it on the superwebbernet.

Backyardian
Artist

don't lie ivan you never kissed a girl

McLeod

what is with all the chit chat? the shirt is cool.

Ivan

....maybe it was a merman then..........hm, it was kind of dark back there in Nice...............................gotta go check some photos now......................

UPRAWR

i like it a lot :D not crazy about the colors (or the stripe) but it works for me <3

nilultra

Damn you scuba steve!

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