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Deranged Reject Carrot Man

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Verdana
on Oct 04 '06

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Verdana on Sep 30 '06

True fact: Produce companies do not actually go out and harvest juvenile carrots for your dining pleasure. It amazes me how many people are under the impression that this is the case...

A slightly different (read: taller) version can be seen in my profile, but unless the slight squish-ed-ness of this carrot bothers you to tears, you probably don't need to take a look at it. =]

Designed for a blogger "Food with Faces" theme.

Lowfat on Oct 04 '06

thats a hairy carrot

lemonalle on Oct 04 '06

That furry carrot is visually pleasing and informative!

Verdana on Oct 04 '06

It's actually a 'rooty' carrot. I think. Err. Maybe not.

Also, feel free to ignore the mysterious floating blue square in the middle of the image. =]

chelly on Oct 04 '06

love this carrot

amy122166 on Oct 04 '06

oh...i hate it when my carrots get all hairy like that.
this is pretty nifty!! :]

miss-tearious on Oct 04 '06

They don't? Oh shit, now you're going to tell me that Santa Claus doesn't exist either.

squintygirl on Oct 04 '06

Uncle Earl and his crazy war stories! Great design!!!

ladykat on Oct 04 '06

haha, that explains why they're not so sweet. i buy adult carrots anyway. i like 'em hairy. :-p

ladykat on Oct 04 '06

p.s. AWESOME design!

Five_question_marks on Oct 04 '06

That carrot is creeping me out ... in a good way $5

Roxy15675 on Oct 04 '06

i don't know if i like it or not, but it's something i would buy.

_kapow on Oct 04 '06

doughball on Oct 04 '06

aww, i didn't know. i thought they were infant carrots...

nonolarson on Oct 04 '06

Oh yeah me too ^^ Nice design.

helo on Oct 04 '06

That carrot is awesome! I prefer the text to be removed and replaced with another awesome drawing of broccoli and baby carrots running all around them. This is faces-on-food done right.

eighten on Oct 04 '06

rad carrot!!! the text (in the royal "we", no less) is annoying and I wouldn't want it on my shirt.

bkaiser on Oct 04 '06

floating blue square? speaks signature to me, yeah?

Verdana on Oct 04 '06

"Floating blue square"=Verdana did something silly when getting the file into .gif form. Oops. (It's not part of the design, much less an intentional signature, haha.)

villainess on Oct 05 '06

the thumbnail for this image disturbs me deeply... of course, it sparked my curiosity and led me here...

She Says So on Oct 05 '06

love. $5

BeeBubble on Oct 05 '06

BRILLIANT.

soylamorsa on Oct 05 '06

I love the carrot illustration! It might just be me, but I had a bit of trouble reading the text, and maybe use "you" instead of "we"? Again, the carrot illustration is amaaazing; much more creative than just the oblong orange blob that most people would design, haha.

herky on Oct 06 '06

awesome carrot man and textures, nice detail.

Laura Jane Murphy on Oct 06 '06

LOVE IT.

Alex.Hood on Oct 06 '06

well at least they use the excess carrot pulp to make baby food.

printerfriendly on Oct 06 '06

love the art of the carrot.

Squince2 on Oct 06 '06

It's okay but the font is really hard to read..

cold face blush on Oct 06 '06

I am eating baby carrots as I look at this...too weird. Love it!

broken.yoke on Oct 06 '06

Realize?
Isn't that how you spell it

anaeromyxo on Oct 06 '06

Eep. The thumbnail is upsetting.

melston on Oct 06 '06

Realise is the english spelling I think...

HolyHndGrenade on Oct 06 '06

really scary, just really scary...

iwilldrawforfood on Oct 06 '06

Sooo scary!

J. Travis on Oct 07 '06

i don't think i like carrots anymore:(

AWorldApart on Oct 07 '06

This demolishes my beliefs in genteel purification.

l8r_h8r on Oct 07 '06

love it, but the colors hurt

kayceislost on Oct 07 '06

haha!

ysy101 on Oct 07 '06

awww, i won't eat baby carrots anymore

btw, thanks for the comment!

abeadle on Oct 08 '06

I love all the details! $5

abeadle on Oct 08 '06

(and the colors are fabulous!)

benparis on Oct 08 '06

Contructive criticism: The carrot's left eye looks like a vagina, also the font is very hard to read. Although, I do like the leafy green part of the carrot.

kearnsdm on Oct 08 '06

I agree that the font is quite hard to read; the idea is AMAZING.

marjo0o on Oct 09 '06

Scary, but the colors are great.

freakorgeek on Oct 10 '06

Dude...the eye doesn't look like a vagina. Of course, I don't know what you've seen but no, no way.

Love the shirt, concept is great and the hairy old carrot-geezer gives even greater...gravity to what he's saying, which is a very serious matter. $5

mezo on Oct 10 '06

That carrot man is rendered GREATLY. I love his goofy expression and those textures. I'm not much of a fan of the orange text in that shade of green...it's vibrating my corneas.