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by colt83   
Thanks to all the Threadless girls who supported [A]rtificial [I]ntimacy. Dedicated to my biggest fan, Wendy Lady (her myspace name). Thanks for all the love guys and gals!
rump
rump on Sep 15 '06
Would like to see it as a little more artistic.. something that doesn't just sit there bodly in the middle as a funny picture.
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 15 '06
I tried mving it around, but I don't think it looks good anywhere else. Perhaps having it wrap around the side will look good. I'll give it more thought, thanks.
PATRICKwMORGAN
PATRICKwMORGAN on Sep 15 '06
Reminds me of that robot in Hard Boiled. (The Frank Miller and Geoff Darrow graphic novel, not the John Woo movie).
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 15 '06
I checked the blogs and most girls said they wanted a lap dance from the actor Jason Statham. Probably because he's in some new movie now. So I made the robot based off of his likeness. I'll check out that graphic novel though, thanks.
OMENUS
OMENUS on Sep 15 '06
I like: *high five*
tanukiboy
tanukiboy on Sep 15 '06
your sense of details is amazing... congratulations for this new one!!
phones
phones on Sep 15 '06
Cue lots of 'Mezo?' comments.

$5
chenonceau
chenonceau on Sep 15 '06
Nice! The position of her breasts bother me though. I 4'd it.
Bluetrain
Bluetrain on Sep 15 '06
a work of pure genius!
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 15 '06
Sorry, chenonceau, about the position of her breasts. I don't know enough about girls to draw them accurately! I'll go to a bar and meet some ladies (we'll play checkers) next time I have to draw breasts.
Thanks for the comments guys.
ginabina
ginabina on Sep 15 '06
decent.... new.
can't wait to wear it.
aperobic
aperobic on Sep 16 '06
lot of detail on your draw, great work.
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 16 '06
tHANKS, APEROBIC. dETAILS DISTRACT ME FROM THINGS LIKE BILLS, TAXES, AND THE RASH GROWING ON MY LEFT CALF.
kristy30
kristy30 on Sep 16 '06
i suggest you get the rash checked out before meeting ladies for a game of "checkers". :)
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 16 '06
It's ok, I'll tell them it's a Jackson Pollock tattoo!!
King me! :)
surreal_blue
surreal_blue on Sep 16 '06
great illustration, not so good composition, the left side is really off balance. Try adding a block of color in the back of the girl and shrinking the robot down slightly (he's very large in comparison). Good work overall, but it needs some tweaking.
porle
porle on Sep 16 '06
weezer roxorz.
staffell
staffell on Sep 16 '06
Is that mezo spreading?
TheWendyLady
TheWendyLady on Sep 16 '06
Wendy Lady Likey!!!!! That's amazing. And so excellent to add our favie band tee on her. That pretty much "Sealed the deal" (said in a Strong Bad voice). And I like the mechanix of the robot's feet. Good eye!
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 16 '06
Thanks, surreal_blue, I really appreciate advice on my illustrations. I always get too focused on detail and lose sight of the whole composition. Your suggestions are easy fixes though.

Holy hell! Staffell is back. And he's scruffier looking! How ya been? I thought you left threadless forever because you didn't comment on my last two subs and I didn't see you on any other subs.
As for you question, I'm still not sure what mezo is. There are four definitions for it floating around, so if someone could enlighten me, that'd be awesome.
surreal_blue
surreal_blue on Sep 17 '06
--i am inspired by the mezo-ian spirit
hokorasu
hokorasu on Sep 17 '06
gawd this is hawt
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 17 '06
WHAT THE F#$@ IS MUTHERF@%$^@' MEZO!?!?!?!?
Tell me, b/c these comments mean nothing to me right now!!!
fangoriously world-class and grand
woot! Weezer!
haha
really like the shirt and agree to the lapdance from Jason Statham!
i would like to see some background or something to make it more than a huge centered image
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 18 '06
maybe there should be dollar bills floating around in the background! Or hearts with nut (nuts and bolts nuts) shaped cut outs!!!
polynothing
   polynothing on Sep 18 '06
word.
LilFlip
LilFlip on Sep 18 '06
Nice design, made me think of Coin Operated Boy by the Dresden Dolls.
Bruce Coo
Bruce Coo on Sep 18 '06
awesome drawing
KTLady
KTLady on Sep 18 '06
YES! Awesome follow-up on the deal! :)
yoshi andrian
   yoshi andrian on Sep 18 '06
i really like this. 5!
lovelover
lovelover on Sep 18 '06
That girl has strange boobs.
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 19 '06
Look lovelover, I have needs! So I'm into weird boobed chicks. I'm sure there's chicks into weird boobed guys! Or weird boobed guys into weird boobed chicks, weird boobed chicks into weird boobed chicks, and weird boobed guys into weird boobed guys. I think that pretty much covers it.
anaeromyxo
anaeromyxo on Sep 19 '06
I love her and I don't think her boobs are strange. I also love colt83 and his commitment to meeting my needs .
anandadaydream
anandadaydream on Sep 19 '06
Her boobs look fine to me, though I agree with either scaling the robot down a bit, or scaling her up. Really great style and detail in the illustration, and the concept makes me grin in a very silly manner. Love. 5!
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 20 '06
Yay, I'm loved! Thanks anaeomyxo!
Take THAT all you girls who rejected me in middle school, high school, driving school, college, and the Braille-Made-Easy class in 2005. I'm LOVED.
Also, it's hard to tell from the illustration, but that Kylie Minogue song that goes "NAH, Nah, Nah-Nah, Nah, nah, nah, nah- I just can't get you out of my head." is playing in the background as the robo stud bumps and grinds.
TheWendyLady
TheWendyLady on Sep 20 '06
Oh I thought it was:

"If your horny, do it, ride it, my pony!

Her boobs are definately not weird. Just nerdy. Us nerdy boobed girls agree. My tattooist friends give me crap for drawing almost all my pin-ups with smaller boobs that are more realistic and average sized. Because that's just how us nerdy girls are.
colt83
   colt83 on Sep 20 '06
There's a Weezer song reference, sort of, hidden in this illo.
It's a classic Weezer song, not post-Matt-Sharp-Leaving-the-Band-and-Everything-After-is-OK-but cookie-cutter-and-watered-down.
Any takers?
For larger image,
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7233/2899/1600/MAXIMUM-GYRATION.jpg
Argentine
Argentine on Sep 20 '06
That is totally awesome. I'd buy it.
6 days later
incredible.edible.jenjen
incredible.edible.jenjen on Sep 27 '06
I soooooooooooooooooooo want it $5
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