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Submitted on:
Jul 09 '06
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85 comments
Final average score:
2.83 out of 5
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ilovegravy
About my design
by ilovegravy   
I\'m full Asian (Japanese), yet I can\'t use chopsticks. (I know, <a href=http://home.no.net/harakiri/>Harry Carey</a> time.)

Because of my SHAMEFUL INCOMPETENCY, I was inspired to create this design :D

For more ramblings about this entry, including the SHAMEFUL TALE that prompted me to create this design in the first place, <a href=http://www.threadless.com/profile/13552/ilovegravy/blog/57299/sticks_of_SHAME_additional_comments>check out my blog entry</a>.


And to repeat, just for good measure (cuz I always anticipate one blind person... as I\'m usually it. haha), the Japanese roughly translates to:

<I>I cannot use chopsticks.
Because of this, MY FACE BURNS WITH SHAME!!!*
...Can I please have a fork.</i>

and to anyone confused by the D: it is the \"OH NOES\"-emoticon, much like the expression of left chopstick.

* to those that translated it literally, it\'s a figure of speech.
foppit
foppit on Jul 09 '06
hahaha love it
ohmystarsNET
ohmystarsNET on Jul 09 '06
cute! i love to use chopsticks.
Magic-Hour
Magic-Hour on Jul 09 '06
Because I can read a little Japanese....I really like this shirt. Aw esome design!
Tuppe
Tuppe on Jul 09 '06
Very nice. Wouldn't wear it though cause I can use chopsticks.
Jexwell
Jexwell on Jul 09 '06
lol, same to the top guy.

i should get that for my boyfriend
estwo
estwo on Jul 09 '06
i can catch flies with chopsticks so not for me... but cool idea.
kaela_marie
kaela_marie on Jul 09 '06
It's a cool idea, and it certainly is fun. But is looks like a restaurant's advertising shirt.
nonolarson
   nonolarson on Jul 09 '06
It's so hard using chopsticks!! :)
4Lanie
4Lanie on Jul 09 '06
I love this, I would buy it.
insanelyfunzo
insanelyfunzo on Jul 09 '06
i just like it because it's in japanese. it's cute too
lemon nuggets
lemon nuggets on Jul 09 '06
I love it! I like it on black
brik
brik on Jul 09 '06
absolutely love it
i would buy it but i am a chopstick master
Tokuma
Tokuma on Jul 09 '06
LOVE it! $5
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 09 '06
Hooray! Thanks for all the nice comments everyone! :) I'm glad there are those that understand my pain, and/or are amused by it!!
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 09 '06
also: ahhh, dammit, my stupid comment's html got all messed up :/ here's a working link to my blog post about the backstory of this design. (at least, I hope it works this time)
seacityboy
seacityboy on Jul 09 '06
I can use chopsticks well, but will still buy the shirt for friends. The design is simple; true to the design concept that "less is more". Black shirt looks better.
sakura54
sakura54 on Jul 09 '06
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! *\^.^/*
poofie
poofie on Jul 09 '06
the emoticon confused me, since it's backwards from the way i usually see it. i think i'd like it better without the emoticon.

otherwise, really cute! $4
Lilla_L
Lilla_L on Jul 09 '06
granted I learned to use chopsticks when I was really little, but I'd still wear this shirt. It's very good. $5
yeohgh
   yeohgh on Jul 09 '06
TOO CUTE TOO LOVELY!!!! u have to start to use chopsticks lor!!!! cool!! $5 Loving it!!!
toutbeaucoup
toutbeaucoup on Jul 09 '06
yes yes
Nessapop
Nessapop on Jul 09 '06
reminds me of when i first got to japan,i would have totally needed it then but not now! but what the heck i'd still were it , it's too darn cute!
$5
aishiteru
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Jul 09 '06
so funny^^
elaiyuarai
elaiyuarai on Jul 09 '06
Ahhh, I'm half Chinese but can definitely empathize. $5
CritzieQ
CritzieQ on Jul 10 '06
loves it
annejulie
annejulie on Jul 10 '06
$5 + i'd buy it! :D
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 10 '06
Hooray again!! Thanks x 3495834905 for all the new awesome comments!! :D

and re: the D: face to poofie: haha yeah, I was kind of worried if it would be confusing or not :/ (I was thinking about putting a japanese emoticon, but that would probably be even more confusing to some, haha) But anyhoow, while I like it, I'm not married to it or anything, so we'll see :)
joeltorrens
joeltorrens on Jul 10 '06
wicked shirt $5 but i'm not too big on the translation being on the shirt
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 10 '06
oh really? (haha or "O RLY" as it would be) hmm, I'll take it into consideration, since it hadn't even dawned on me that some people would want it to be mysterious :D
notmoxie
notmoxie on Jul 10 '06
It's so cute! I'd definitely buy one. :D
copacetique
copacetique on Jul 10 '06
this shirt is so funny!!! i wanna buy one for my dad, who is caucasian, so he can crack up my mom, who's japanese! ;)
firebolt816
firebolt816 on Jul 10 '06
i have a lot of japanese friends who have repeatedly tried to teach me to use chopsticks, so i would definitely buy this!
ChayaChaya
ChayaChaya on Jul 10 '06
Fantastic! I'd be even more into it if I hadn't forced myself to eat with chopsticks a half a million times until I could do so adequately. (Before I resigned myself to learning I often asked for a fork.) Chopsticks no longer intimidate me, but it took a whole lot of embarrassing meals with dropped food to get here. I don't get it--they're so simple... but not...

Cute shirt.
deviant_memories
deviant_memories on Jul 10 '06
i love it / would buy it since im lame and cant use chopsticks for the life of me
plasticgiantcatbear
plasticgiantcatbear on Jul 10 '06
haha, nice! I tried using 'em once, but the darn things had me fumbling about until I had to use my fingers.
gadg3tg1rl
gadg3tg1rl on Jul 10 '06
haha - I know a few Chinese people who would wear this
I would, too :)
Hensen
Hensen on Jul 10 '06
Hey Great concept and artwork! I can eat with chopsticks but I have to try for 30 minutes everytime : ) On Black T please I will wear it!
jaybarnes
jaybarnes on Jul 10 '06
go team chopstick retarded!
jonmcclelland
jonmcclelland on Jul 10 '06
brilliance!
midgardweller
midgardweller on Jul 11 '06
i DO know how to use chopsticks, but i'd still buy the shirt. nice job :)
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 11 '06
Holy moly, I'm almost up to 1000 votes already :O :O :O super duper thanks to the new batch of nice comments!!! ^___^ I'm really happy to see a mix of supportive friends and random threadless members here on my [technically] first submission!! :) It brings a theoretical tear to my eye, it truly does. :D


The chopsticks, however, are still disappointed in me. hahaha
kuyaron
kuyaron on Jul 11 '06
i would TOTALLY buy this shirt! aside from the fact that i can use chopsticks. and then i'd buy one for my white friends! haha, jkay
Mazy Mallone
Mazy Mallone on Jul 11 '06
That's what I think every time I go to a chinese resturant and they ask is I want chopsticks.

I must have that shirt!!

$5
slow_learner
slow_learner on Jul 11 '06
i kinda like it.
deepgreensea700
deepgreensea700 on Jul 11 '06
i love it $5
ok_jouke
ok_jouke on Jul 11 '06
Haha, that's cute. :D But I already know how to use chopsticks.

But my brother doesn't. :O
Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire
$5

i want that shirt!!
nunzilla
nunzilla on Jul 11 '06
hahahahahaha.... this has my name written all over it! love this!
ruru
ruru on Jul 11 '06
Heeey buddy!! X3
You know i love this shirt already :3
mmmmjapancreas
mmmmjapancreas on Jul 11 '06
man, i wish i didn't know how to use chopsticks. i would totally wear it.
milkbox
milkbox on Jul 12 '06
Wah I love this! It would've been perfect for me 3 yrs ago- But now I proudly say I have mastered chopsticks.. I'd still love to buy the shirt tho =D
nahleili
nahleili on Jul 13 '06
$5!

I love it! Printprintprintprint!!
fc gravy
fc gravy on Jul 13 '06
jajajaja...
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Jul 13 '06
haha this is great. $5

and...I can stab stuff with chopsticks, that's about it. I'll go sit in the corner and feel shame now.
luked
luked on Jul 13 '06
totally agree with seacityboy. $5
imogenisabelle
imogenisabelle on Jul 13 '06
I WANT TO BUY THIS VERY VERY MUCH PLEASE I NEED IT.
DeathCabForMallory
DeathCabForMallory on Jul 14 '06
It's perfect. Do not change a thing.

$5
haruhi
haruhi on Jul 14 '06
INCOMPETENT! xD just kidding

cute, but I can use chopsticks
chronically bizarre
chronically bizarre on Jul 14 '06
hmmm, I'd find this amusing except for the fact that I'm Chinese and have been able to use chopsticks since I was like...4
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 15 '06
Hooray!! Thanks for all the new comments guys!! :) as always, I'm glad to know there are those that share my pain and/or are amused by it :D hahah and yes, to those that can use chopsticks, it's ok, I am aware of my ineptness ^^; I also can't: ride a bike, swim, drive, or roll my Rs! D: I fail life!!! hahaaa


only one more day for voting :O I'm scared to see how I did :/
Bluebirdiesinger
   Bluebirdiesinger on Jul 15 '06
LOL this is great...maybe someday with much practice you will master the chopstick utensil!
SockMonkeySpaz
SockMonkeySpaz on Jul 15 '06
I want it.

I'm chopstick challenged.

StrayGhostie
StrayGhostie on Jul 15 '06
tee-hee!!!
I_heart_ducks
I_heart_ducks on Jul 15 '06
This is special for me because I happen to be an obsessed Japanophile/otaku who phails a life, but I can not use chopsticks for the life of me. I'd so wear this and tell all my friends what it says. If this isn't printed, then someone's face WILL BURN!!!1
I_heart_ducks
I_heart_ducks on Jul 15 '06
Oh, and this also wins because it has my favorite emoticon ever.

._.
sondragonfly
sondragonfly on Jul 16 '06
this is hilarious. $5. hands down.
December13
December13 on Jul 16 '06
Haha, hella cool. 80% sure I'd wear it. I was never big on comical shirts though, but great great idea. Japanese writing always looks cool
ilovegravy
   ilovegravy on Jul 16 '06
Huzzah, 2.83! Thanks again everyone!! :) It's better than the -989293048 I figured I'd get! haha
ohmystarsNET
ohmystarsNET on Jul 16 '06
well done, that's a print-worthy score:)
5 days later
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Jul 22 '06
yeah dude, you did very very good on this!
11 days later
watashi
watashi on Aug 02 '06
cute! :D
12 days later
stephalanges
stephalanges on Aug 15 '06
i can't use chopstiks either! i'd prefer the spoon and the fork.
i like this design!
6 days later
naggie
naggie on Aug 21 '06
really nice
but I CANT wear this one because of my super skillz : (
Couragegirl76
Couragegirl76 on Aug 21 '06
One of my favorites shirts I have EVER seen. I thought I could be all witty and crafty using those sticks, but no i just can't. I love it, very well done!
icruise
icruise on Aug 21 '06
The Japanese for "my face burns with shame" doesn't make sense, unfortunately. The text on the shirt means (literally) "fire comes out of my face."
jaybarnes
jaybarnes on Aug 21 '06
japarese!
eyebastet
eyebastet on Aug 22 '06
I laughed! Love it!! Bought it.
patuliac
patuliac on Aug 22 '06
icruise, you're right about that being the literal translation... since when does anything translate correctly word for word! :) for instance, http://www.miyakyo-u.ac.jp/president/3/3-2.htm

very very cute, I hope you'll submit more ilovegravy!
icruise
icruise on Aug 22 '06
Well now I feel stupid, because my (Japanese) wife said she had never heard that expression! Oh well.
Yuri Pop
Yuri Pop on Aug 22 '06
love it. I am chopstick deficient.
ashrecords
ashrecords on Aug 22 '06
This would be the perfect shirt for my non-chopstick using friends.
3 days later
thechasedlife
thechasedlife on Aug 25 '06
i love this shirt. it's adorible. I just bought one actually
24 days later
Midoriii
Midoriii on Sep 18 '06
this is pretty awesome... i think i may pick one up actually
5 days later
f-addict
f-addict on Sep 24 '06
Yeap. Would definitely buy one if i had the money. Full Chinese and can't use 'em either. Getting laughed at by all my friends.
835 days later
IxTeiraxI
IxTeiraxI on Jan 06 '09
I love this shirt. To bad I know how to use chopsticks
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