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Submitted on:
Jun 14 '06
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Final average score:
0.77 out of 5
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skaw
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by skaw   
i cant believe you submitted this. this is pretty funny. its even funnier that you could print it if ya wanted to
Rock Deputy
   Rock Deputy on Jun 14 '06
you certainly are setting a high bar for the rest of us.

BOLD
inFamoUsEmpirE
inFamoUsEmpirE on Jun 14 '06
At least it meets the comp. criteria more than the other current ones!
skaw
   skaw on Jun 14 '06
haha i hope you guys can do better than this!
spencekarl
spencekarl on Jun 14 '06
jeez, skaw.
shimala
shimala on Jun 14 '06
5 colors!
Sharp
Sharp on Jun 14 '06
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i can't say i rate this, but i would buy it for the fact it's making me feel a little sick? :) $
Jo$h
Jo$h on Jun 14 '06
lol. this is one of the better ones today... pretty funny
tomburns
   tomburns on Jun 14 '06
consider this FIVED
;)
repoman
repoman on Jun 14 '06
Way to MS Paint this. You've ruined a great idea. At least pirate a vector thing.
jhicks
jhicks on Jun 14 '06
we better print this
MzPink
MzPink on Jun 14 '06
FIVE COLORS
tehclam
tehclam on Jun 14 '06
Why pirate when you can Inkscape?
drexebo
drexebo on Jun 14 '06
LMFAO $5!!!! Holy crap, sir, you are my hero. Your apartment is nice, too.
godzuki
godzuki on Jun 14 '06
wow, did you do this in Paint?
staffell
staffell on Jun 14 '06
wowww
tesco
   tesco on Jun 14 '06
Off the scale. I'd 6 this if I could.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Jun 14 '06
lol this is soo bad...
eoinstan
eoinstan on Jun 14 '06
you have some balls submitting that, i love your balls!
ranal
ranal on Jun 14 '06
If only my name was Jake...
Katie_ladie
Katie_ladie on Jun 14 '06
haha... what a gay. .. lol jk
staplefish
staplefish on Jun 14 '06
hahahaha. haha. ha. it's so pretty :)
littlem
littlem on Jun 14 '06
oh dear...one of my fave subjects!
catjuice
catjuice on Jun 14 '06
awesome
kc_6201
kc_6201 on Jun 14 '06
There are no words to describe this.
fmCOSMONAUT
fmCOSMONAUT on Jun 15 '06
god, i hope you did this in MS paint.
you're my new hero (legendary.)
Bright Neon Payphone
   Bright Neon Payphone on Jun 15 '06
threadless select baby, ye boi
xypherscompany
xypherscompany on Jun 15 '06
yes, LOVE THE MS PAINT.

and i would SO buy because it's "vulgar" and dorky and...MS PAINT
lol

i love you XD
phones
phones on Jun 15 '06
ye gods....
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Jun 15 '06
where was quality control??
ChayaChaya
ChayaChaya on Jun 15 '06
I don't like it at all. Sorry! Not my sort of humor.
mlnewco
mlnewco on Jun 15 '06
thhhhhhhhpt
viktor01
viktor01 on Jun 15 '06
I would suggest you to start all over again... its that all you got.. i think you can do better than that.... 1 for trying...
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Jun 15 '06
why was this even submitted for scoring? We all know its going to get a 4.96, so just print it already.
bewaretheides
bewaretheides on Jun 15 '06
. . . . mature.
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Jun 15 '06
$5 ahahaha
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Jun 15 '06
So THAT'S what Moss' job is.
She Says So
She Says So on Jun 15 '06
this is sexy.
She Says So
She Says So on Jun 15 '06
$5
nata2
nata2 on Jun 15 '06
$6
HarvestMoon
HarvestMoon on Jun 15 '06
Wow, look at those knee caps!
king slug
king slug on Jun 15 '06
$7
Whole Grains
Whole Grains on Jun 15 '06
hahahahahahahaha $0
ak_affected
ak_affected on Jun 15 '06
mmmm.........MS paint anyone?
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jun 15 '06
skaw for the win!
mgatautis
mgatautis on Jun 16 '06
LOL as ak affected said... did you use the paint program? if any of your friends are reading this: food goodness sakes buy this kid photoshop for his birthday!!
mgatautis
mgatautis on Jun 16 '06
for* sorry kinda hungry
stickymike
   stickymike on Jun 16 '06
Im gonna give this a point for ever color

rholliday
rholliday on Jun 16 '06
shimala on Jun 14 '06
5 colors!



Well clearly, this is Threadless Select material!
little g
   little g on Jun 16 '06
skaw has gone for gold!
catdogpigduck
   catdogpigduck on Jun 16 '06
lose the text
label
   label on Jun 16 '06
MS PAINT RULESS!ª
Shebly
Shebly on Jun 16 '06
5$
Shebly
Shebly on Jun 16 '06
%4
Bushinski
Bushinski on Jun 16 '06
i thought they screened the sumbits before they put them up for scoring...are people actually giving this a high score? what happened to threadless?!?!?!
I_heart_ducks
I_heart_ducks on Jun 16 '06
8$
GreenGoose256
GreenGoose256 on Jun 16 '06
holy freaking crap, all i have to say is "lol"
alexxcore
alexxcore on Jun 16 '06
5$ (i'd do more if i could)
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Jun 17 '06
This is a brilliant piece of "outsider art". Clearly looking at this, the artist isn't familiar the industry standards used in this style of design. He didn't use the standard Adobe Products. It looks as though he uses basic MS Paint to snub his nose at convention. I applaud this effort.
He uses 5 colors to break the mold of the 4 color limit that "The Man" has set upon the artist. "The Man" in this case would the people at the top of Threadless who make the decisions. Clearly this artist just wants to piss off "The Man". I give kudos to the artist for this BRAVE move.
The subject matter is a bit crude and doesn't really seem to fit with the typical style of threadless shirts. The artist has gone in a new direction, forging new paths in what is "art" and what isn't "art". I say, POOP JOKES ARE ART! I tip my hat to you, Mr. Skaw. You have looked past the common perceptions to find something beautiful in that which is excreted from our bodies.

One might say this artist doesn't know anything about tshirt designs at all......
Sure, it may look that way, but this artist obviously has a grasp on what he has tackled here. He studied the art of tshirt design, learned the rules, and then broke every single one of those rules. Some might just see a terrible drawing of a man holding poop. But I....I see a young man's dream to change not only how we view Threadless, but how we view T-shirt designing as a whole!

I salute you Mr. Skaw. You have definantly created your own trend. And your trend is helping society....one poop log at a time.

5, and I will buy this.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jun 17 '06
brilliant, jpiatt & rholiday before: outsider art from threadless select, what could be more appropriate. the only thing to add is the "aha" i got when i realized that this is the reason why so many shits made it through to the weekend.

5$
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jun 17 '06
oops, sorry for the typo
Perfect_Baubles
Perfect_Baubles on Jun 17 '06
oh wow. This makes me laugh. Hysterically. Nice job with MS Paint.
vitamindeficient
vitamindeficient on Jun 17 '06
i think i might like it more if it had a couple typos... grade a material, anyway
colt83
   colt83 on Jun 18 '06
I'm sorry, but I can't get on board with this. I do commend you for following your heart.
Mohka
Mohka on Jun 18 '06
eww
thrillingg
thrillingg on Jun 18 '06
i've got the hots for his kneecaps.
lollipop
lollipop on Jun 18 '06
wow... MS Paint. rox0rz.
gluglu196
gluglu196 on Jun 18 '06
euh...tu l'a fait en 5 minutes?
MysteriousPete
MysteriousPete on Jun 18 '06
Pooppacker has a permanent case the stink palm, greet him with a wave not a handshake.
staffell
staffell on Jun 18 '06
oh naivety is such a beautiful thing
niepsuj
niepsuj on Jun 18 '06
is there no presubmition selection? should be!
your own disaster
your own disaster on Jun 18 '06
...wowzerz.
plans
plans on Jun 18 '06
i think this is a nice time for a hearty "lolz." ....how about a limited edition print?
elaiyuarai
elaiyuarai on Jun 18 '06
...I now feel such regret that MS Paint is not pre-loaded onto Apples.
Hary
Hary on Jun 18 '06
yea, why is there 5 colors??
willypiva
willypiva on Jun 18 '06
hahahahaha really funny!
kkjelden
kkjelden on Jun 19 '06
This is so ridiculous I think I need to give you a 5.
Quarrel
Quarrel on Jun 19 '06
I can't even muster sarcasm.

Come on...
t_sure_t
t_sure_t on Jun 19 '06
THE BEST

$10
amble
amble on Jun 20 '06
This goes to show that if you only have MS Paint, do not let that stop you!
burlesque
burlesque on Jun 20 '06
*blinks*
dramaticsaddict
dramaticsaddict on Jun 20 '06
was this supposed to be a joke?
dayla
dayla on Jun 20 '06
Clearly this artist just wants to piss off "The Man". I give kudos to the artist for this BRAVE move.

Since when is Threadless "The Man"?

This is fucking retarded. Yes, I see what you're going for, and it's still fucking retarded.
notta_plane_jane_108
notta_plane_jane_108 on Jun 20 '06
this is awful. the text its horrible..... the guy is horrible.... and who thehell wants to wear a shirt with some guy holding chunks of shit? NOT ME. 0
veenerbee
veenerbee on Jun 20 '06
this is....... southpark.
firesetter
firesetter on Jun 20 '06
if this were ever printed, i would never come back to threadless again...
slodaddy
slodaddy on Jun 20 '06
You DO have to be 13 to submit, right?
rholliday
rholliday on Jun 20 '06
dayla on Jun 20 '06
Since when is Threadless "The Man"?

This is fucking retarded. Yes, I see what you're going for, and it's still fucking retarded.


No, clearly you don't get what he's going for. Nor did you catch jpiatt's comment, either. You guys might want to noet skaw's comment on this sub, maybe take a look at his profile …
rholliday
rholliday on Jun 20 '06
*note
Lambyard
Lambyard on Jun 20 '06
You must be someone who works with Threadless or something. Using 5 colours, no one could break this rule except someone special like you.
Crimson_folly
Crimson_folly on Jun 20 '06
You must be joking...
JoJoanna
JoJoanna on Jun 20 '06
i Love ittt!!!!!
devin2089
devin2089 on Jun 20 '06
I detest this like no other.
shcumacher
shcumacher on Jun 21 '06
Great...
tshirtlover
tshirtlover on Jun 21 '06
haha my brothers name is jake!!
plastikaa
   plastikaa on Jun 22 '06
anyone who knows who jake is scored a 5... anyone who doesnt scored a 0.

Going on that with a score of 0.77 - thats about 303/1969 people actually got the joke... oh dear.

(if you scored anything else apart from 0 or 5 then haha, you dont know who jake is but slightly like this joke design - which is dam crazy)
5 days later
i carnt spel
i carnt spel on Jun 28 '06
i fucking LOVE IT! can i say FUCK!....

FUCK YEAH!
5 days later
muskatron
muskatron on Jul 03 '06
this is fantastic. i want one NOW!
22 days later
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Jul 26 '06
did someone say "threadless select"?
4 days later
skaw
   skaw on Jul 31 '06
this was waaaaaaaaaay underscored guys
stststuttering
stststuttering on Jul 31 '06
fight club reference?

5$.
23 days later
romolusIII
romolusIII on Aug 23 '06
this shirt sucks ass
216 days later
Themilkman666
Themilkman666 on Mar 27 '07
Ugh.. been done a million times

:-)
2 days later
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Mar 30 '07
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit how did I miss this?

Not only is it the most brilliant piece of art Ive seen in years (or perhaps my entire life), but it really connects with people. We've all had that moment in our life when we were carrying Jake's poop through the pipes and into the sewers. Too many people have lashed out at this because they're too busy denying that essential part of life. "I never carried Jake's poop. I have upstanding values... I'd at least put it in a basket." Poppycock! The fact of the matter is, everyone... at some point... has grabbed a couple of jakes logs IN THEIR HANDS and taken them to the sewers. You can't deny the past... and after all, there's a reason you were given the title of Chief Holdingpoo. It's your destiny! Its really a shame that this didnt score an 80.808080 because so many of you couldnt come to terms with your past. I am shocked and appalled to see this get left behind. For shame
29 days later
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Apr 28 '07
the fact that you used the plural of poop makes this that much better... it might be a huge financial blunder but this should be a short run
37 days later
Down10
Down10 on Jun 04 '07
This is so perfect. Jake has illustrated here EXACTLY what he wants each and every Threadless submission to look like. Hooray!
i carnt spel
i carnt spel on Jun 05 '07
still waiting for a print!!!
141 days later
MooseDinner
MooseDinner on Oct 25 '07
$5!
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Oct 25 '07
still the best design ever... i wonder on how many different accounts i will end up commenting on this
158 days later
Woss
   Woss on Mar 31 '08
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Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Mar 31 '08
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517 days later
dhenderl
dhenderl on Aug 31 '09
Can we print this? LIKE NOW!
8 days later
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Sep 08 '09
PRINT!
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Sep 08 '09
1163 days since i first called for a print, what's taking so fucking long???????????????
32 days later
ashwow
ashwow on Oct 11 '09
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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