THE HOMAGE TO RORSCHACH'S
INKBLOT TEST (Session Collection)
is designed to help the wearer accurately
assess various personality traits of people
that they might encounter on a day to day
basis. These encounters could be with per-
fect strangers, relatives, friends, politicians
and primates.

By following these easy steps, you will be
able to conclude that everyone that you
have come into contact with, are all a bit
'off the wall'.

STEP 1: OBTAIN A RESPONSE
The wearer is asked to obtain a response
from a candidate about the design on the
t-shirt. Take Note: Responses in any way
similar to "It's a piece of crap", allows the
wearer to skip straight to Step 3.

STEP 2: INTERPRET THE RESPONSE
1. If the candidate responds to the design
as a whole, it could be concluded that they
are able to deal with relationships in
meaningful ways. Milk this aspect of their
personality for your own benefit.

2. A response to minor details could
indicate obsessive compulsive tendencies,
which is a defense mechanism protecting
them from having to cope with larger
issues in their life. Point this out to them,
it will drive them up the wall.

3. A response to negative (white) space
could be interpreted as the candidate's
inclination to see things in their own way,
it could be a manifestation of negativism
and stubbornness. Do not in any way
aggravate these candidates.

4. If the candidate sees colour, but is pre-
dominantly guided by the form of the ink-
blot, they are believed to be capable of
feeling deeply, but also of holding back
their feelings. Take Note: These candidates
are walking time-bombs and should be app-
roached carefully.

STEP 3: DRAW CONCLUSIONS
Decide whether you would like to pro-
ceed with having any further contact with
the candidate.

ADDITIONAL INTERPRETATIONS
If the candidate sees red as symbolising
blood, their impulses are unmanageable.
Normally attributed to Vampires.

If the candidate is confused about seeing
male or female elements in the inkblot,
they might be in conflict over their own
gender. Do not, under any circumstances,
point this out to the candidate.

If the candidate sees movement, it could
be concluded that they are intelligent
and creative. After 1000 responses, it
appears that everyone is creative.

If the candidate sees animals, but no
people, they may have problems relating
to people. Normally attributed to politicians.

too big

I like Gnarls Barkley, too. pretty, tho.

please stop.

I really like the size of this.
Nice job
$5

I don't like this design as much as the other Rorscharch sessions.

hmmm....i DON'T like the size of this....sorry....i think it's toooooo big.

cool concept, WAY too big.

this one's my favorite.

it's my fav too

I made the size of the graphic a bit too big. The 14 by 14 format will downsize the graphic quite a bit.

I really liked the other one i saw first. However, this is very nice too. If it was smaller, and if the faces were less subtle perhaps

This one's not as good as the first two

I like the color one

hehe. In that case, I want one

it fills up too much of the tee.

how many of these things did you make?
i mean it was cool to start with, but now... c'mon.
i mean it. c'mon.

mrdeadhead, at 1:51am on Jun 5, 2006
how many of these things did you make?
i mean it was cool to start with, but now... c'mon.
i mean it. c'mon.

yeaaaah.

Cool idea, but way too big.

I just don't like it, you could have done so much, but instead there are like two cool things in this and the rest is just fluff

too percise and symetrical for an ink blot. dont immediatly think Rorschach when i see this.

Seen a couple of these already...
not that I'm complaining though !
I like it, but it seems way too obvious that the faces are there.
* shrug *

why is there a picture of a monster eating my penis? I wouldn't want to sport that around

too big, but i love the design :D

I'm sorry, but it's CLEARLY a piece of crap. You're all just voting 5's because you feel guilty and stereotyped.

INTERPRETING THE MAKER OF THIS SHIRT:
Also, judging people negatively based on a picture on your shirt is shallow and unneccesarry. I mean, I could see if there were positive reviews, but the person who made this is CLEARLY a bitch in real life.

Also, there's clearly 2 negative space faces, flowers on a vase, and a bee. If you can't see that, you're just plain stupid.

positive reviews to people's response's**

You're either gay or an asshole for seeing something on this shirt. If you don't see something--you're stupid.