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Submitted on:
May 22 '06
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Comments:
124 comments
Final average score:
3.08 out of 5
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jpiatt
About my design
by jpiatt   
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There is a larger version you can view @ http://www.jeremypiatt.com/facialhair

I'm currently sporting The "Hobo".
kellybelly223
kellybelly223 on May 22 '06
Yes! $5
mr.throk
mr.throk on May 22 '06
its a good one, $5
fourengland
fourengland on May 22 '06
lol the ZZ
laryang
laryang on May 22 '06
nice!

one day, when i'm a wizened old man - - i too will sport a fu manchu. unfortunately asians don't grow facial hair.
kaloyster
   kaloyster on May 22 '06
you're wrong with "the Goat"
kaloyster
   kaloyster on May 22 '06
and the Amish shoul've been "the Wes Borland" :D
streetwise
   streetwise on May 22 '06
guess that makes me the "hobo" good one man. 5$
phones
phones on May 22 '06
whilst i do like this it's similar to an old skateboard design- i've looked but can't find a link- think it was consolidated or anti hero.
Axelkille
Axelkille on May 22 '06
nice one XD
supervee
supervee on May 22 '06
haa that's pretty cute
joyandpain
joyandpain on May 22 '06
I dig a man with some facial hair, I cannot lie... $5
emilyjh
emilyjh on May 22 '06
love it. $ 5
staffell
staffell on May 22 '06
"The Virgin" is spot on. Makes the shirt IMO.
steven218
   steven218 on May 22 '06
5$ all the way
transparentman
transparentman on May 22 '06
although it is creative, i wouldn't want so many people staring and asking about all those small little words
fito
fito on May 22 '06
this is gREat 5SSS
Bodishmosherson
Bodishmosherson on May 22 '06
This is pretty cute. It makes sense without the text, too, so that's an option.
silverkey
silverkey on May 22 '06
$5! And I like the text. I could stare at this design on someone's chest all day.
theworldinyour_eyes
theworldinyour_eyes on May 22 '06
PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT NOW
Katie_ladie
Katie_ladie on May 22 '06
supeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 5555$
bk1
bk1 on May 22 '06
love it. As a lover of odd facial hair (i've sported 14 of these beards myself), you completely made my day.
$5
stickymike
   stickymike on May 22 '06
im currently sporting a lumberjack thank you very much
redsugar
redsugar on May 22 '06
LOL @ the captain lou!
Bramish
   Bramish on May 22 '06
I just stepped down from the lumberjack to the hobo.

$5 from me.
blue_inversions
blue_inversions on May 22 '06
what about the facial hair club for women?

^_^

not entirely unique, but i like it a lot.

4+, 5 if i am feeling nice when i click the button.
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on May 22 '06
I couldn't decide if I should score this a 4 or 5... it could use a little tweaking on some things. But the whole concept is very creative and simply hilarious, so I went with a five anyway. As for blue_inversions's comment just above... please never do a facial hair club for women! Ew.

http://www.lovesthreadless.com/2006/05/22/facial-hair-club-for-men-submission-verdict-5/
npyles
npyles on May 22 '06
I love it! $5 but please kern your type.
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on May 22 '06
looks like you may have a print on your hands jpiatt... 29 comments so far! nice to see the zoom, good luck 5$
SmallRabbit
SmallRabbit on May 22 '06
Really like this. The brown on light blue sounds like a good colour option. $5 for my sometimes bearded friend.
ponkie
ponkie on May 22 '06
amazing! $5
xypherscompany
xypherscompany on May 22 '06
OMG that's great! i would SO buy it for my bro
kirksheltonart
kirksheltonart on May 22 '06
i think i have the grizzly.
_kapow
_kapow on May 22 '06
5.
lmao. the pervert.
Salsa Shark
Salsa Shark on May 22 '06
The Chaplin? More like The Hitler. But that would have been tasteless, so $5.
hadaloo
hadaloo on May 22 '06
JPIAT YOU MAKE ME SO HOT.
pilihp
   pilihp on May 22 '06
$5 EXCELLENT!
hadaloo
hadaloo on May 22 '06
I can't think of an explicit comment to leave you just now. Plus, I don't think I could live with myself if I left you something really foul. Sorry.
concannon
concannon on May 22 '06
Love the "Backstreet". :D $5
helo
helo on May 22 '06
How many of these has shimala had so far ?
I know he's mastered " The Hobo "
Verdana
Verdana on May 22 '06
There are so many more now!

I still think it's great. =]

Good luck!
helo
helo on May 22 '06
the letters directly following
a capital "F" do need kerning.
bananaphone
   bananaphone on May 22 '06
wow man, your comments are going crazy for a first day. Nice job =)
Madlune
Madlune on May 22 '06
Yuck, my boyfriend has a longish chinstache that super grosses me out. Ohs wells! Good job with this - 5!
chisafer
chisafer on May 22 '06
$5... the hobo
:'(
Hollers
Hollers on May 22 '06
I'd be amazed if they didn't print this... I might even give up shaving if they don't
MrsBBC
MrsBBC on May 22 '06
yes yes and yes, its brilliant, brown on light blue
owen skyser-gray
owen skyser-gray on May 22 '06
"The Pervert" is so perfectly named
4$
DJLadyPope
DJLadyPope on May 22 '06
5 for the chops, man. 5 for the chops.
Axelkille
Axelkille on May 22 '06
ZZ roooooolz
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on May 22 '06
$5$5$5$5$5$

PLEASE PRINT!

My favorite is the pervert.
lordnewt
lordnewt on May 22 '06
5 out of the 5!!!! jpiatt is the best in the business!
romolusIII
romolusIII on May 22 '06
this took me so long 2 look at. not rlly but it wuznt easy. cool shirt
Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire
5

I would buy this
Shnooks
Shnooks on May 22 '06
dude I love this! $5!

Paranoid Android
Paranoid Android on May 22 '06
Ha! The pervert made me laugh.

My brother had the Fu manchu for a long time.
i carnt spel
i carnt spel on May 22 '06
who care what i think its gonna get printed...
eskimopunk
eskimopunk on May 22 '06
sweet it's submitted now!!!

$5!!!!!!!!!!
Addster21
Addster21 on May 22 '06
I need to get this for my boyfriend, who is currently sporting the "soul patch" but recently shaved off the "goat"

this makes me giggle. $5
ranal
ranal on May 22 '06
Hobo hair is HOTTTT!!!! =o
sunnibunni
sunnibunni on May 22 '06
brown on light blue. definitely.


LOVELOVELOVE this shirt. first five i've ever given.
backwards
backwards on May 22 '06
the chaplin is too square, & really does look like hitler. his stache was more like http://www.ondarock.it/cinemaprimopiano/foto/chaplin.jpg

change that and I'll buy

jpiatt
   jpiatt on May 22 '06
Hitler ruined a perfectly good style of facial hair...
premocaligrl
premocaligrl on May 22 '06
THIS SHIRT IS EFFEN HILARIOUS. haha. i love it..and i dont even have facial hair.
goodbyeskyharbor
goodbyeskyharbor on May 22 '06
hahaha 5$

the pervert is a dirty sanchez
OompaLoompa
OompaLoompa on May 23 '06
love it, but i think they need eyes... or.. lose the eyebrows
joecacola
joecacola on May 23 '06
$5 THis shirt is awesome. If it doesnt get made, you could open up a website devoted solely to making shirts with just one face on them. I'd get 3 or four depending on my facial hair of the day.
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on May 23 '06
Nice work man!
Ava Adore
Ava Adore on May 23 '06
hahaha awesome.
chemi hydro
chemi hydro on May 23 '06
http://threadless.com/product/175/Thank_You
E-Dawg
E-Dawg on May 23 '06
This is like a journal of my life, I have had all of these types of facial hair, in this exact order. Weird. $5
spacesick
   spacesick on May 23 '06
ahaha. it's still funny.

5$
cardcastleruins
cardcastleruins on May 23 '06
im not really a fan of funny shirts and this has been done before. But I have to say it will proably still win.
Floyd_freak5000
Floyd_freak5000 on May 23 '06
yes!!! print print. im currently rocking "the chops" its the best facial hair...besides "the zz"

$5
E190
E190 on May 23 '06
ewww facial hair, yuck. Cool design though.
olie!
   olie! on May 23 '06
E-Dawg, if you could manage "The Virgin", that's pretty damn impressive. $4
A-perfect-circle
A-perfect-circle on May 23 '06
lol the zz
steffiez
steffiez on May 23 '06
Hilarious! $5
AnaNg2005
AnaNg2005 on May 23 '06
Let me just tell you that a modified "Civil War" on the right guy isn't even that bad. ++++++++++++++++5+++++++++++++++++++
Mercutioiscariot
Mercutioiscariot on May 24 '06
change the chaplin to the furher and ill pay YOU five dollars when it gets printed.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 24 '06
i've had atleast 10, if not 11 of those very same styles at one point in my life..!
5$
mitho
mitho on May 24 '06
I likie - but the ZZ needs a straight botom, else it's really more of a Santa.
t-monster
t-monster on May 24 '06

I'm somewhere between the grizly, the hobo, and the lumberjack!

awesome shirt ;)

a 5 and I'll buy it.
PhoenixPatronus
PhoenixPatronus on May 24 '06
sweeeet :-) ...i'm a fan of "the virgin." haha! $5
causticexe
causticexe on May 24 '06
I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERYDAY.
About how bad I have facial hair envy.
This shirt = one hundred percent perfect.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on May 24 '06
this shit NEEDS to be printed immediately, i dont even know why its up for voting...its a winner, hands down!

perfect conversation starter for any place!
Larlar
Larlar on May 25 '06
Yeah I'll give this a $5.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on May 25 '06
This would make the best Naked&Angry pattern ever!
FUN.l .cake.
FUN.l .cake. on May 25 '06
yeeees. there are never enough mustaches
ronnieelpotro
ronnieelpotro on May 25 '06
I'm wearing the "hobo" at the moment
I'm glad you decided to call it a "Chaplin" instead of a "Hitler." it shows good taste.
good design $4
BebeBruja
BebeBruja on May 25 '06
I like the contrast between the brown on light blue better, happy with the design $5
almost emo
almost emo on May 25 '06
omg awsome
5$
toutbeaucoup
toutbeaucoup on May 25 '06
omg yes. sooo funny. hum the *virgin*, that's a good one.
laurelxcore
laurelxcore on May 26 '06
$5 looolol
whisper in water
whisper in water on May 26 '06
Wow, I am soooo expecting to see this printed.
5+$ from me. Good luck.
cassiepaige
cassiepaige on May 26 '06
I have a shirt almost like this, with artists (music). They all have the same face, but different hair, and words under them. Reminds me too much of that.
AnnC
AnnC on May 26 '06
BWAAHAHAHAAA!
"The Pervert" is right on! I think it would be funny if "The Virgin" (and only "The Virgin") had hair that stood up like Ted Kazynski's.
God, I hate facial hair. Sooooo creepy. What are you trying to hide?
joshchang.com
joshchang.com on May 26 '06
hahah the backstreet
graphic frost
   graphic frost on May 27 '06
niceeeee
my fav is the civil war!
little g
   little g on May 27 '06
100!
little g
   little g on May 27 '06
Print this btw it is awesome. Love it!
Mezbee
Mezbee on May 27 '06
=]
zimfreak
zimfreak on May 27 '06
Hysterical :) $5
wendy lady
wendy lady on May 27 '06
haha

i know several people who would like this

$5
5115
5115 on May 27 '06
"the pervert" = HAHAHAH!
zimfreak
zimfreak on May 28 '06
Superr cool :)
$5
mixtaperobot
mixtaperobot on May 28 '06
Yeah, this needs to be printed. In two colors, because I'd need two.
Javali D. Pumba
Javali D. Pumba on May 28 '06
camiseta de formatura com ostinhos das pessoas
jpiatt
   jpiatt on May 28 '06
um, Javali D. Pumba...thank you?
ohpanda
ohpanda on May 28 '06
i love this, even if i will never in my life hav e a beard. this deserves a:

five.
omaguni
omaguni on May 28 '06
This is really awesome. I would buy. $5
hadaloo
hadaloo on May 29 '06
JPIATT I AM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU IN YOUR STATE.

birdboy8964
birdboy8964 on May 29 '06
this rocks
3 days later
telaine
telaine on Jun 02 '06
I'm starting to like this more and more every time I see it. I hope they print it on sagestone!
11 days later
LeanneMichelle
LeanneMichelle on Jun 13 '06
I'd hit it.
88 days later
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 10 '06
print this fuckin' thing!!
13 days later
Vindicator03
Vindicator03 on Sep 23 '06
print this! i've waited so long
40 days later
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Nov 03 '06
Congra... er... nice job mang! I "hope" this gets printed!
2 days later
Vindicator03
Vindicator03 on Nov 06 '06
kaloyster.....
7 days later
chisafer
chisafer on Nov 13 '06
GET PRINTED GOD DAMMIT! GAD DAMN THIS WORLD! I NEED THIS SHIRT! ahhh!

*turn on puppy face*

please threadless? :'(
13 days later
idignerfherders
idignerfherders on Nov 27 '06
you really need to re-sub this. it's awesome.
3 days later
lostlo
lostlo on Dec 01 '06
holy crap, it took a long time to be printed. I was like, "I said I'd buy what?"

oh yeah... six months ago! that was weird.

still, though, it's cool, even though it's late.
11 days later
stimps
stimps on Dec 12 '06
I like it, but it is very very similar to http://www.ragadio.com/oafh/page18.html page.
Honk honk!
8 days later
jasonlkska
jasonlkska on Dec 20 '06
bought it, waiting for it to ship :)
23 days later
chisafer
chisafer on Jan 13 '07
omg, I begged, and got my wish.
87 days later
Shuff
Shuff on Apr 10 '07
umm yeah...i'm wearing this right now...and it's pretty much amazing!!!!

i love it
13 days later
wotto
   wotto on Apr 24 '07
that is a sweet teeshirt
way before my time but I can appreciate it now.
nice job
57 days later
Mr. Bacon
Mr. Bacon on Jun 20 '07
the virgin wouldnt be so if he lost the beard, or got this shirt (its kewl)
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