Elephant sucker
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Apr 15 '06
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haha, his penis is sprouting from his leg.
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sick and wrong. no way.
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oMfG l4WlZzzZZzz!!!!!!!!11111111eleveneleven
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no. not on a shirt. no.
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i love the startled look in his eyes
.... but no... sorry |
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0_0...
wow. |
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love the way his cock looks like a human appendage rather than an elephant's.
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Yeah because I would really wear that as a tshirt. :|
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Damnit, I ask for a pink elephant on a shirt, and this is what a I get?
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Oh
My God. |
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hahahaha. i would never wear it, but its funny as hell.
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The look in his eye is priceless. Not really my style of shirt, but I would hang this print somewhere.
Or I would buy this for a couple of friends that I know would love it. |
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so crass but i love it $5
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i don't know anyone who would wear that.
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ditto
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jpiatt on Apr 15 '06 hahahaaha! wow....wow!
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jpiatt on Apr 15 '06 And...I would wear this, if it wasn't yellow and pink. So, there's someone that would wear it.
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kinda ew.
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...Who would ever wear this?
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Well, your last two designs have been really.... interesting...
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if I wore a shirt like this, I'd never leave the house.
but seriously, small market for this one. |
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Haha!!!! That caught me off guard. That is pretty funny, but I would probably only wear it to sleep in.
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Im speechless.
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he could suffocate that way...
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this design is the first one today that i've liked and you all hate it.
you guys cant handle a little elephant penis? |
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eskimokiss on Apr 15 '06 oh man that's priceless. Unfortunately all the conservative, prudish 14 year olds are going to score you 0. From me you'll get a 5$ like your other transgressive sub!!
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^ i'm fourteen but that doesnt mean i dont appreciate this shirt and im not giving it a zero so stop stereotyping people based on age
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Neither conservative nor prudish, but I want a t-shirt that won't make mothers cover their childrens' eyes.
What is it with the bad art and/or bad taste subs of late? 0. |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
^that's all i can say |
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awwwww.
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Monkey II on Apr 15 '06 Great!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eskimokiss on Apr 15 '06 Antangil..
I'm sure the child will not understand this shirt. It is so subte that you really need to have a good look at it before you see what's going on. And I don't dress to the morals and values of other people but my own. Fuck what anyone thinks of a piece of fabric on my chest. |
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its just ok...but its still gross.
THIS SHIRT SUCKS! hahahaha get it? sucks? *hears crickets* |
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hahahaha! I love this... $5
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Something I would forward as an email attachment because it's funny, but I'd never wear it on a shirt, EVER.
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Sigmund, you seem to have a phallus obsession. I knew someone who was in my art class who did. She presented a collograph discreetly labelled "moonlight phallus."
Eskimokiss, i'm 14, and find this funny, but I don't think I'd wear it. People would see it as a reflection on ME as some wierd penis obsessed bat. |
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Are you a 15-year-old guy, Sigmund? Have you been playing with the vacuum cleaner hose?
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I'd wear it. hahahaahhahahahah this is great
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it's funny...but i can't wear it to school because of the dress code, so no.
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This is absolutely hilarious and excellently drawn, but there's no way I would ever buy/wear it.
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bananaphone on Apr 16 '06 amusing, this would sell but not on here because people are uptight on here.
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bananaphone on Apr 16 '06 "ludicrous louisa"
Sure... find this funny and get offended by a guy eating a hotdog... |
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Cartoony t-shirts just aren't my style, which is unfortunate, because I would otherwise have no problem wearing this shirt.
I could probably just buy it to make a pillowcase. Dammit...the more I look at it, the more I like it. |
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funny....but it wont get printed
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Wow, I didn't know you could masturbate with your nose...
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I want this one!! verry funny
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Eugh.
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great character design, as far as the concept...not really my style but i give you credit for having the guts to show it! :)
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it's not worth 2k + they'd never print. tbh i think if you find it funny you're dim/simple. humour can come in more forms than an elephant with a penis in its trunk. |
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my face went like this :O
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It's funny, but no go. And daniellam, there are many forms of humor, some crass, some more sophisticated. There are both funny. No need to act like a condescending jerk. I have a PhD, so obviously am not 'dim', but i still find it funny. Get the stick out of your ass!
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Wow.
So one day you were just hanging out in your bedroom, and you were like "Hey! I think I'm gonna make a shirt submission of an elephant sucking his own dick! Hell yeah!" I'm worried for you. |
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kirksheltonart, at 8:00pm on Apr 15, 2006
you guys cant handle a little elephant penis? Um ... can you? That's impressive, and I may have seen your video ... |
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Haha, very funny! (I think the elephant is smiling, who wouldn't?)
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$0
but i'd totally buy it. |
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that is horrible...sorry....no...
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gross
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Wow, No.
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wow, where to start...
I can't see myself ever being aquantanced with someone who even remotly appreciates this idea. It is sick and pervers. This shirt is an insult to me and anyone who has some kind of reasonable morals. I agree with Heffer. What kind of person would really like to wear an eleohant masterbarting on their front, worse yet, create one. And please don't steriotype anyone by their age. Everyone is different. |
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no.
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great style and concept.
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Honestly, what's with all the penises today?
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haha. love it. would totally wear it. who are all these prudes?
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way to contradict yourself there chuckoochuckoo. "everyone is different" yet you deride those who might want to wear this?
what a hilarious little icon of awkward self-gratification. well done. |
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OH MY.
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kaloyster on Apr 16 '06 superb!
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it's funny, but.
NO, thanks. |
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I don't think i can re-enact how my eyes bugged out at this.
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im not going to wear this, i wont lie to myself, but im still giving you a 5
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I think this would have been REALLY funny without giving us ALL of the information - you could have gotten the same idea across without being quite so graphic.
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Thanx for the comments! And NO, i am not a penis freak, the bannana and the elephant are the only penis ones. but they seem to have gotten your attention and that was the purpouse :)
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that is fantastically horrible, it will never find it's way on a shirt unless someone gets some sharpies and a plain shirt
it would be better wall art, i love it, but to tote it around on my chest?, no way, despite the great laughs and coversations that it could start hell, if it's printed, i'll frame it and hang it on the wall, $5 |
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this makes me feel rather sick.
all the penis shirts are getting old. |
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NO MORE PENIS SHIRTS!
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you must suck your own dick if your inspired to make crappy shirts like this
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geez loise! I'm old and even i wouldn't wear it. I think if i saw someone wearing it in public i would think they were a perv. Sorry. Good artwork...so maybe use the elephant on another shirt ?
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I wish I was an elephant!!!
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frat boy
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naughty, naughty. I couldn't wear it, but it's funny anyway :)
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Man I joke about wangs all the time and I didn't even crack a smile at this. Unfunny--in fact, trying too hard to be funny.
Also, the penis looks like it's coming off of the elephant's leg (like someone else mentioned). |
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woah... no.
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I so wouldnt wear this.
Threadless Chaos. |
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"...And I don't dress to the morals and values of other people but my own. Fuck what anyone thinks of a piece of fabric on my chest..."
This would be fine as a poster on some college kid's wall, but "dressing for someone else's morals" isn't about conformity or fear, it's about respect. I'm not the type to wear something that would offend around half the human populace. It's funny and cute, in a perverse way, though. Good job on the illustration. |
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The illustration is pretty decent, but creating a design "to get attention" as you yourself put it, is lame. Here's an idea: create a design where it looks like a penis is poking out of the top of your pants and put the design on the bottom of the shirt. There, lots of attention!
3 for the illustration; 1 for the idea. |
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I'd love to see someone else wearing it. but me? maaaaybe
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staffell on Apr 17 '06 I bet elephants have got great sucking power; damn I'm jealous :(
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ewwie.
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Dude--ew. I don't know you, Sigmund, but if I were to base my impression of you on the fact that you designed this shirt (which I'm afraid I might accidentally do) I would think you were a total asshole... No offense. I fear that by wearing this (and I wouldn't even consider it), a person would be regarded as a real jerk, and that would be that for them. Unless they were INCREDIBLY kind and kind of quiet before. There are only a select few who I think could pull off wearing this without being looked down upon as society's mistake... be careful next time. Penises are for pants--not shirts. And usually, we hope, they are inside of pants. But they should never have anything to do with shirts. Take off the penis and use the elephant for something--it's kind of cute, otherwise.
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omg....
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oh my.
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stirring up trouble...
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WOW that's all i can say, this looks like a 6th grader's daydream
i wish i could give it zeros ALL DAY |
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I'd wear this.
It's not a big deal, this is too weird to seem perverted really and even my mom thought it was kinda funny. |
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sick
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hrm, you do know that elephants only have two little nose holes there and not a tube-like hole- unlikely he could do that with just those, right? and really, eww.
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holy shit.. that was suprising! hahahaa
my face = :O ! i'd never wear it though, i'd get beat up or something. 3. |
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Oh man... This is totally getting a 5. :)
And a $ just 'cause I know no one else did! |
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You sick, deranged... fuck!
If only i could give you a... medal iiiiii iiii oo oooo oo |
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This is hilarious. Way to push the envelope and actually kind of shock people. I don't think I'd personally wear it though...
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Um.... ok
$5 |
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um... ewww...nooooo
Masturbation kills angels( I don't know that) |
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hahaha lighten up some people, theres no way it'll win or i would wear it but it is piss funny...hilarious!
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Ahahahaha.
Vaccum cleaner. Muahhaha. God you pervert. |
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$5
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teeheehee...
its a pink elephant.. with a pink..Sucker.. $5 |
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I'd never wear it, but I have laughed out load at work, and people looked over to see my looking at an elephant sucking his willy.
very good £5 !! |
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Hilarious concept.
It'll never get printed, but I like it anyway. |
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I don't care for the yellow , don't mind the pink. I luv the illustration. You should make stickers and tag them. It would make my day if i saw on. :)
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Haaaaah!
Nasty... but fuck'n hilarious! |
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i laughed
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This design is brilliant. I would never wear it on yellow but if you print that baby on blue, black, or tan, then you have yourself a buyer! A++ for creativity.
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cocky submission
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this reminds me of marylin manson...didn't he get rib removed so he could give himself head?
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traumatized
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zero, you're a sicko
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winced.
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TRUNKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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Scott is sad and easy on April 16: "way to contradict yourelf"
just because everyone is diferent doesn't mean that there differences are good. That's why I think it's stupid to steryotype, and that anyone who likes this shirt is sick. |
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww
i dont think they will print this but i love it<<<<<<< |
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LOL i can't believe it's still in the running
still funny though |
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That's why I think it's stupid to steryotype, and that anyone who likes this shirt is sick.
TRUNKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! zero, you're a sicko You sick, deranged... fuck! OMG i've laughed until i've cried tonight reading this... anything but yellow and you have my 5$ |
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oh my.
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Ah ha ha. I hate it. But it's funny.
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But, if it is funny then you like it, isn't it?
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yakuzapenguin, at 12:52am on Apr 17, 2006 :
"I don't think i can re-enact how my eyes bugged out at this. " DITTO for me. Holy crap. |
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*coughing fit*
that's so... wrong... something I could see on eviltees.com (i think that's the name of the site?) but not on here... |
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LMFAO!!!
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haha, amazing! don't they screen this stuff!
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So wrong, so funny.
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i bet you've tried this...sorry, i'm being a bitch tonight...but i can only imagine the look on grandma's face when finally gets it..
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lol i love the illustration, but i wouldnt wear it. maybe on like....a sticker or pin or something.
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BRILLIANT.
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i love it $5
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I_heart_ducks, at 7:38am on Apr 16, 2006
Wow, I didn't know you could masturbate with your nose... This comment was wayyy funnier than the shirt. And the comment's not really that funny. |
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WTF...
Hahah. |
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streetwise on Apr 20 '06 the most amazing thing i've ever seen really. 5
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i'll give this a five because i want the bloggers to think i'm cool.
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This could get all 5s, and Threadless would never publish it. But I think it's exactly the sort of thing they -should- try every once in a while. I mean really, how many "wavy lines and Seventies bird outline" shirt do we need?
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tealspeedo - he wasn't stereotyping based on age. remove the age from his statement and it still stands.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha amazing
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Yes... but not on a T-shirt!
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for some bizarre reason i don't think i would wear it:)
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never! this might be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on a tshirt
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Robsoul on Apr 21 '06 hilarious
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ssooooooo bad... not funny.
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too bad it dint make the printing =[
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This is an outrage - people dont know true art when they see it - this should of won!
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604 days later
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH... why isnt this printed?
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269 days later
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you got a genuine double take out of me. hahaha
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Actually, this WAS on an e-mail attachment I've recieved. Exactly the same. Except it was motioning back and forth.
Exact copy. 0. |
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