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Apr 05 '06
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Final average score:
2.50 out of 5
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toastburner
Any color you like, but on darker ones the black bars don't show up very well.
joshamman
joshamman on Apr 05 '06
ahah. not the best execution, but i laughed.
splendaemily
splendaemily on Apr 05 '06
hilarious.
Wilde Nut
Wilde Nut on Apr 05 '06
Ducks should be aloud to show their nipples!
kirksheltonart
kirksheltonart on Apr 05 '06
yeah, its a cool idea and funny but hte shirt design isnt that great.

A for effort.
akutaro
akutaro on Apr 05 '06
he he, you should have a kangaroo b/c they have enormous long balls
lostlikecrusoe
lostlikecrusoe on Apr 05 '06
you made a mistake!!! snails have their genitals behind their eyes..... so its just a 3...
arie_aroline
arie_aroline on Apr 05 '06
i am shocked
WHOA_Jamie
WHOA_Jamie on Apr 05 '06
Hah, hee-lahr-ee-ous.

5.
orlamos
orlamos on Apr 05 '06
maybe the text should be smaller? but i really like the idea.
Egirl3538
Egirl3538 on Apr 05 '06
I love this concept, but I think it would be more effective with different animals. $
sweetie2012
sweetie2012 on Apr 05 '06
I wish the text was centered, but still amazing.
GreatSnack
GreatSnack on Apr 05 '06
The text placement doesn't make much sense, but the idea is very clever. Rework the text placement and perhaps use more logical animals (and octopus might be amusing) and you could have a winner.
BigRon1979
BigRon1979 on Apr 05 '06
i saw a chicken breast once
AmanDUH
AmanDUH on Apr 05 '06
i dont like the text much but otherwise its quite cute.
theRisforRad
theRisforRad on Apr 05 '06
hahahahahah. 5 and a buy.
(nottabadword)
(nottabadword) on Apr 05 '06
huh, the sentence layout is a little funky, but besides that, I love it
velvet37
velvet37 on Apr 05 '06
no text
no text
no text
bighairyape
bighairyape on Apr 05 '06
I like it. I'd love it if, like the others have said, the text were reworked or nonexistent.
potatopotato
potatopotato on Apr 05 '06
No text, and I'd buy it.
janell6267
janell6267 on Apr 05 '06
It is funny. I like it, except for maybe some different animals other than the snail and duck.
ogier_midget
ogier_midget on Apr 05 '06
I think you could lose the text and use only one animal.
Atreides
Atreides on Apr 05 '06
seriously lose that text...it ruins it
ir you must keep it then make it smaller and a diff. font
AlysiaMinor
AlysiaMinor on Apr 05 '06
This is great. Keep the text!! It needs it. with text=buy
without text = no buy
squaker
squaker on Apr 05 '06
hahahaha! !!
megankilledthepromqueen
megankilledthepromqueen on Apr 05 '06
haha. i think that COWS should be allowed to show off their utters. they provide us with milk .... that is packed with calcium (sp)
TastesLikeGrandpa
TastesLikeGrandpa on Apr 05 '06
snooooooooooooooooooooze. This shirt is more suited for a shirt Kiosk at a mall, not threadless
pieceofthepi
pieceofthepi on Apr 05 '06
I like it because I've been arrested for Indecent exposure.
kissingaudrey
kissingaudrey on Apr 05 '06
You people are crazy, the snail is hilarious.
chortle
chortle on Apr 05 '06
execution poor but funny concept.
SpicyMonkey
SpicyMonkey on Apr 05 '06
Made me laugh! How about a more exciting font?
sevenblades
sevenblades on Apr 05 '06
I'd probably like it without the text or using a different, smaller font. It's a cute concept though.
toastburner
toastburner on Apr 06 '06
Thanks, lostlikecrusoe... even if I don't win, I learned something. So at least it's educational. If I rework it I will definately censor behind the snail's eyes.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Apr 06 '06
I like the words but not the treatment of them.. kind boring

the idea is great
jenmackie
jenmackie on Apr 06 '06
Of course you need the text. Don't listen to the crazy people who say you don't. It's great because the hugeness of the text and the plain font make it all the more ironic. Don't worry. We're on the same page. Stick with me kid... 5$
xloyaltyx
xloyaltyx on Apr 06 '06
Small/no text = better.

Eh..
Monkey_B
Monkey_B on Apr 06 '06
Dude... TRUST ME.. (and jenmackie), this is nothing without the text. All these people are just a bunch of text haters, anyways. Keep it no matter what!!

I agree that this wasn't the best execution, but it's damn funny and I'd still buy it, just 'cause it makes me laugh.
evil_laugher
evil_laugher on Apr 06 '06
Get rid of the text. The message is clear enough with the image!
Little Liana
Little Liana on Apr 06 '06
smaller and more distinctive text

maybe "naked animals are everywhere"

differnet animals, and more animals

maybe more fleshed-out animals, rather than sillouettes?

different censor blocks (I find the repetition of the same block annoying)

I'm still giving it a 5, because I want to see the next version :)
Dmakexmachina
Dmakexmachina on Apr 06 '06
There is a Hardee's commercial, at least I think it was them, that had a black bar covering a live chicken's breasts. But I will just say you probably didn't see that. I think I like the snail the best. However I would never wear this shirt for fear of people thinking I enjoy Hardee's.
3
igaboo8
igaboo8 on Apr 06 '06
i think you could get away without having the text..it's really funny tho
squirelgirl
squirelgirl on Apr 06 '06
omg its true gross nastys streaking all the time
triumph_over_chaos
triumph_over_chaos on Apr 06 '06
i like it but i think if there's going to be text it should be smaller so it's one whole line.
yepp
4
danopdx
danopdx on Apr 06 '06
good idea - coulda been done better, don't really need the text
delicatewine
delicatewine on Apr 07 '06
goood idea, not sure about the design
Vibeka
Vibeka on Apr 07 '06
I agree with jenmackie and Monkey B - the text makes it better. I love!
potatopotato
potatopotato on Apr 07 '06
I don't think many people know that snails have genitalia behind their eyes. I certainly didn't. I think that if you want it to be accurate, you should (sadly, because I love snails) lose the snail.

Regardless, I would definitely buy this shirt in a heartbeat.
Yeknom
Yeknom on Apr 07 '06
Eliminate text.
I_heart_ducks
I_heart_ducks on Apr 07 '06
Funny concept, but mollusks, reptiles, and birds don't have any external sexual organs. Try it with just mammals.
schwe
schwe on Apr 07 '06
eliminate text. and you should just use one animal. maybe just use the cow.
levarris
levarris on Apr 07 '06
great on black (better with tan/brown = personal pref.)
5
far_too_late
far_too_late on Apr 07 '06
the snail is the best haha. idk, i think id like it better though if the text was centered.
Mrs. Foo
Mrs. Foo on Apr 07 '06
if accuracy was the foundation of a good t-shirt,
we would all be very boring-clad.

this design made me happy, and I would wear it
complete with snails AND text!
(especially text!)
noeLennon
noeLennon on Apr 07 '06
It'd be better if the text was all on one line.
honeybises
honeybises on Apr 08 '06
I like the idea and it made me laugh...but there's just something about the design...
barrelomikeys
barrelomikeys on Apr 08 '06
The shirt would be way better without the text. The joke is in the image.
BePiCasso
BePiCasso on Apr 08 '06
hahaha
captainslapnuts
captainslapnuts on Apr 08 '06
if there was no text, i'd buy.
5
dayla
dayla on Apr 08 '06
Like half of the other people here, I think it's a fabulous idea but the execution needs work. I like the text with the shirt, but the placement bugs me.
redhedlibrarian
redhedlibrarian on Apr 08 '06
no, everythings perfect..if you got rid of the text. I think the pic speaks for itself. HEE-LARIOUS.
brittistoocool
brittistoocool on Apr 09 '06
this is hillarious
i love it
i laughed so hard when i saw this
$5
allied73
allied73 on Apr 09 '06
i'd like it better without the text
.oOpaperheartsOo.
.oOpaperheartsOo. on Apr 09 '06
lose the lettering
breakhartsnfaces
breakhartsnfaces on Apr 09 '06
fantastic idea... but you should choose different animals.. the black stripe looks weird..
Oh So Perfect
Oh So Perfect on Apr 09 '06
i like it. the text is needed, but it looks weird the way it is.



try again.
bluewonder
bluewonder on Apr 10 '06
hah

:)
sunel
sunel on Apr 10 '06
Great idea, poor execution
Brett F.
Brett F. on Apr 10 '06
yes text
yes text
yes text


i like this one.
-4-
kat234
kat234 on Apr 10 '06
add a cat and i'll give a five
SFpirate
SFpirate on Apr 10 '06
Mixed messages!
Mixed messages!
Mixed messages!
DON'T GET RID OF THE TEXT! THE TEXT IS IMPORTANT! LEAVE THE TEXT! DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE! I LIKE IT! LEAVE THE TEXT! THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SHIRT IS THE TEXT! TEXT! TEXT! TEXT! YES!
Thanks.
xprivate_eyex
xprivate_eyex on Apr 10 '06
the text is good but the execution of the text it awful.

I'd buy it if you improved the text.
Heffer
Heffer on Apr 10 '06
If you are gonna use text, take the time to make it interesting to the design. Hardly anyone takes time with typography, and it saddens me.
miss.dulcinea
miss.dulcinea on Apr 11 '06
I am SO.FUCKING.TIRED. of people saying "*whine* no teeeexxxxt!!!"
Just center it and I LOVE it. $5. All that good stuff .. Text and all!!
(holy shit, I'm such a REBEL!)
toastburner
toastburner on Apr 11 '06
Hey, just in case I don't get a chance before this design's time runs out, I just wanna say thanx to all yous guys for your input and support! Mahalo!
GemStar
GemStar on Apr 11 '06
ahahaha.

Different font would be v.good.
raindropstew
raindropstew on Apr 11 '06
I think that the text would look better if it was smaller...
ausryf
ausryf on Apr 12 '06
chuckle
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