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1338 days ago
Submitted on:
Mar 31 '06
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Comments:
69 comments
Final average score:
0.89 out of 5
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Veloso
About my design
by Veloso
Love, what a hairy subject.
joshamman
joshamman on Mar 31 '06
no.
eric adcock
eric adcock on Mar 31 '06
ok
ricemunkiez
ricemunkiez on Mar 31 '06
......
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5$
potatopotato
potatopotato on Mar 31 '06
:(
lenabeana
lenabeana on Mar 31 '06
HAHAHA, staffell
Wilde Nut
Wilde Nut on Mar 31 '06
Don't get my wrong, I love my testis, but if I want people to see a pair I'd rather just whip them out then where them on a shirt
Max F
   Max F on Mar 31 '06
4 : yeah, very cut !
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Mar 31 '06
If you were teabagged by those it would be the last thing you would ever see.
cherrycoke
cherrycoke on Mar 31 '06
Wow. I kind of want this to get printed, but honestly, I''d never wear it or buy it for anyone.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Mar 31 '06
oh.......
Kaleidoscope*swe*
Kaleidoscope*swe* on Mar 31 '06
hahaha this is great 5!!!!!!!!!
partyrings
partyrings on Mar 31 '06
Don't get my wrong, I love my testis, but if I want people to see a pair I'd rather just whip them out then where them on a shirt

What he said.
bulletsalvador
bulletsalvador on Mar 31 '06
looks like a stubby scrotum...lol

mlnewco
mlnewco on Mar 31 '06
balls without a penis kinda freaks me out
larchie
larchie on Mar 31 '06
WHY??
kayceislost
kayceislost on Mar 31 '06
oh my...
Ballz
Ballz on Mar 31 '06
Really?
Ballz
Ballz on Mar 31 '06
Fuckin A Jeff Gordon
cchana
cchana on Mar 31 '06
5 for having the balls do submit something like this! hahahaha! nah, i'll keep my real score secret.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Mar 31 '06
I can't believe that allowed this but denied one of my subs for being inappropriate!!!! wtf!


i just like this for the fact that it's going to make a lot of ppl cry & whine. like me.

geishaberry
geishaberry on Mar 31 '06
If I wore that shirt, it'd make my boobs look hairy. This isn't good.
Balls are like the ugliest thing on a male's body, wtf would you want to wear them on your chest? Nobody wants chestnuts.
Veloso
Veloso on Mar 31 '06
Thanks everyone for the comments.
Crying and whining, love and hate, always good.
Geisha, this about hairy boobs... hahaha, brings weird images to my mind.
vulcanhalfbreed
vulcanhalfbreed on Mar 31 '06
Woah :p hahaha

chortle
chortle on Mar 31 '06
ew....................
Antangil
Antangil on Mar 31 '06
ehhhh... if there was a message in this shirt, I'd be more willing to score it well.

This, though, just appears to be a shirt about hairy balls. I'm unimpressed.
triplel
triplel on Mar 31 '06
A good drawing style etc but it needs castrating
rudra
rudra on Mar 31 '06
those aren't hairy balls
they're shaved balls
shaved balls become scratchy, stubbly balls
very bad for teabagging


and they hang a little too low to be hairy chestnuts
unless yours "hang so low that they wobble to and fro..."
they'd be somewhat more like hairy udders



i think i love this submission
Leenie691
Leenie691 on Mar 31 '06
oh.. god I don't want balls on my chest in EITHER sense... D:
mcnasty
mcnasty on Mar 31 '06
^ welll Leenie691....i dont want your chest on my balls...... hee hee
nins45
nins45 on Mar 31 '06
that's so gross.

nina.
Madlune
Madlune on Mar 31 '06
I gagged - seriously. Gagged.
Veloso
Veloso on Mar 31 '06
You know, I am very happy about this.
Love or hate, everyone seems to be very honest about it.
And this is the first one.
Happy.
skipcronin
skipcronin on Mar 31 '06
i see someone was doodling during class again.
ToucanSam
ToucanSam on Mar 31 '06
Balls...yum!
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Mar 31 '06
hahahahha, I PROMISE, if this gets printed, I'll buy! $5
Joan Burroughs
Joan Burroughs on Mar 31 '06
Your drawing style is great. This shirt is hilarious. I like it. Good job!!!
cardcastleruins
cardcastleruins on Mar 31 '06
gross.
cardcastleruins
cardcastleruins on Mar 31 '06
this design took "balls"
jestorey
jestorey on Mar 31 '06
theres something very wrong about this piece...i just cant put y finger on it...

nice illustration tyle though.
mirja
mirja on Mar 31 '06
yeah man, this is sth for my boyfriend. gotta have it.
cyclermatt
cyclermatt on Mar 31 '06
this is the worst threadless design ive seen maybe rethink your subject next time, vote=0
jesusinameshhat
jesusinameshhat on Mar 31 '06
Sweet Jesus. Wow, this is really a submission with balls on it.
Killerlamb
Killerlamb on Mar 31 '06
Oh dear god, this is the first t-shirt I've ever seen with testicles on it. Um...oh dear...

I'm going to vote 5 because it made me laugh.
Veloso
Veloso on Mar 31 '06
Something very wrong.
That sounds just so very right, Jestorey.
Thanks.
Terry Citizen
Terry Citizen on Mar 31 '06
haha balls! wtf?!?

so random and disturbing yet very well-drawn, so I'm gonna give you a 4 despite the fact I'd never wear this.
Veloso
Veloso on Mar 31 '06
Killerlamb,

Thanks for the ballsy vote. There is no better reason, is it?
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Mar 31 '06
oh yea... testicles.. massive, on my chest
0
Dorme
Dorme on Mar 31 '06
I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!
Veloso
Veloso on Mar 31 '06
This guy Jesus must have plenty of balls to rebuke those my model..
CuteLittleFaery
CuteLittleFaery on Mar 31 '06
" ehhhh... if there was a message in this shirt, I'd be more willing to score it well. "
To me, the message is that the romantic symbol we identify as a heart is actually patterned after nothing other than a guy's sweaty skin-sack. This design is 100% pure unadulterated awesomeness by virtue of the fact that it has a scrotum on it at all, let alone a big, hairy, wrinkled one. Points deducted for skulls, but you earned them back with that lovely fountain of white stuff. I'd buy this and wear it unabashedly.
CuteLittleFaery
CuteLittleFaery on Mar 31 '06
Incidentally, what's with all the loathing of the human body that seems to pervade Threadless as of late?
Kennedy Suicide
Kennedy Suicide on Mar 31 '06
oh my..my eyes have been soiled.
djosep
djosep on Mar 31 '06
would never wear it
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Mar 31 '06
i can't stop crying from laughing so hard...
NERVOUSxWRECKK
NERVOUSxWRECKK on Mar 31 '06
i think its pretty funny; but i wouldnt wear it
stolen_bliss
stolen_bliss on Mar 31 '06
I'm a little mortified.
pluty81
pluty81 on Mar 31 '06
ok ok thats some BEBOS eww, who would wear it?
groundcontrol
groundcontrol on Mar 31 '06
meh
LadySage
LadySage on Apr 01 '06
NOOOOO! MY VIRGIN EYES!
dustyj72
dustyj72 on Apr 01 '06
ZERO
Elviraaa
Elviraaa on Apr 01 '06
Fucking beautifulll. 5$$
Killerlamb
Killerlamb on Apr 01 '06
Veloso, like the guy who made "Yadaa"?

Very Low Sodium or something?
Veloso
Veloso on Apr 01 '06
Simply my surname, Killerlamb.
jlo1010
jlo1010 on Apr 01 '06
Graphically uninteresting and sick... not even humorous...
She Says So
She Says So on Apr 01 '06
sexy
twniehaus
   twniehaus on Apr 01 '06
ridiculous.
tiger obrien
tiger obrien on Apr 01 '06
it gets funnier the longer you look at it.
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Alex Tees
Alex Tees on Apr 07 '09
I think it's a great idea, very original, nice style too.
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