aPBJcalypse





Submitted by:
More by staffell

Average score:
1.90 out of 5

Number scored:
2,667 people

Scoring finished:
771 days ago

Comments:
112 comments

staffell
staffell on Mar 28 '06
I made this because I lyke, obviously well <3 designs incorporating food with faces. Don't you think this design is so emo? score it high kthankx bye.
Easy Jack
Easy Jack on Mar 31 '06
lol, you're too much staffell.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Mar 31 '06
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Rock Deputy
   Rock Deputy on Mar 31 '06
right on target
potatopotato
potatopotato on Mar 31 '06
That toast is cute. Better than other toast with faces I've seen before.
letum
letum on Mar 31 '06
lol
walkneverending
walkneverending on Mar 31 '06
um a...1? ...for effort? haha
but seriously i bet your average score is gonna be 3.20 or something ridiculous knowing how these kids vote
larchie
larchie on Mar 31 '06
I love to see their little faces twisted in terror
kayceislost
kayceislost on Mar 31 '06
well obvious this is a five. i mean, food with faces AND impending doom? nothing beats it.



hahahaha
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
1!!! This took me bloody ages :(
zimfreak
zimfreak on Mar 31 '06
Work of a true artist.
$5.
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Mar 31 '06
I can't believe that no one has thought of doing a design with peanut butter and jelly before. It seemed so obvious. You are a true original staffy, I wonder if anyone will copy you...haha Lyke totally to the maxis originalis <3 bf4vr! $5

(c'mon staff, why don't the bombs have happy faces too?)
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
I decided not to give the bombs happy faces Rocky because then they represent the gruelling reality that these poor inanimate objects face everyday of their poor PBJ lives.
caseface
caseface on Mar 31 '06
is this a joke?
willypiva
willypiva on Mar 31 '06
hahahahahahahhahaha!!!
this is so cool!
never seen this before on threadless!

You're such a genious Staffell!
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Mar 31 '06
no this is not a joke!

this is a test, a test of the Threadless Broadcasting System, had this been a real submission you would have been instructed in what to do by your local clothing authorities.

staff the next one has to be a penguin break dancing or a polar bear trying to paint panda stripes on himself and call it "I'm emo on the inside"
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
Hey now! This is real! Don't take the micky! :(
Pank
Pank on Mar 31 '06
" ...dramatical and funny, all in one... 5$" - The Food With Faces Weekly
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Mar 31 '06
I really truly don't know what score to give this
mlnewco
mlnewco on Mar 31 '06
I like it but it needs more violence.
kidaro
kidaro on Mar 31 '06
I like the bombs. They look like the one from funkie's JOT sub. bombs go BOOM!
walkneverending
walkneverending on Mar 31 '06
i wasn't aware "bloody ages" = "twenty minutes"

=p
bortwein
   bortwein on Mar 31 '06
the bombs should be bigger and meaner. They could have had faces too, that might hurt your overall score...
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Mar 31 '06
oh fuck!!!!!! hahahhaa that's too much.

thank you for making this shirt Staf,,, but yes, faces on the bombs too!!!!

5
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
No! Read my explanation above Rob^ The bombs need to be real looking!
inFamoUsEmpirE
inFamoUsEmpirE on Mar 31 '06
I wish my ideas were this original. It takes a true innovater to visualize what toast would look like with a face.

I think they should consider paying you over $1,000 once they print this.

Superb submission, staffell.

mexicosgreatest
mexicosgreatest on Mar 31 '06
hey,, is this an early bday present for xiv???
chortle
chortle on Mar 31 '06
i like the blantant jab at the recurring, trite sub themes on this site (bombs and smiling pb&j), but i don't think it's executed as well as it could be.
chortle
chortle on Mar 31 '06
p.s. the shadows don't match up at all!
rudra
rudra on Mar 31 '06
LOL@ Rockslide....... indeed.

staffell: I'm very dissapointed in you. It should have been OBVIOUS that those bombs need faces too, and they should look EXACTLY like this:

http://threadless.com/submission/19551/Consumable

and how can you even begin to call this emo without the strawberry jam as blood drips and splatters and outright PB&J carnage? huh?

or having a battalion of salami and sausage soldiers riding those bombs Dr. Strangelove style in the great kamakazi assault of the Great Battle of Lunchmeat vs PBJ?

you could have taken this so much farther... tsk tsk

i expect better next time.
landosamorm
landosamorm on Mar 31 '06
Positively genius, end of story.

$5!
ElectricBanana
ElectricBanana on Mar 31 '06
yes, I agree with your explanation Staf. I'm with you all the way.
ElectricBanana
ElectricBanana on Mar 31 '06
* with rocklslides suggestion of faces on the bombs.
flourpower
flourpower on Mar 31 '06
omg lik ths is FRIKIN ADORIBLE!!!
I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!
OMG. I <3 food WITH FACES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OMG IT'S EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO!!!
I AM OBVIOUSLY SO EMO!
THIS TOAST GETTING BOMBED IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
$5555555555555555555555555
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
Guys, you are missing the point!! Its the FOOD that needs faces!! Not the BOMBS!
ToucanSam
ToucanSam on Mar 31 '06
lol, staffel, how are you going to feel when this is your first print? ;)
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on Mar 31 '06
OMG OMG OMG!!!
textbookseduction
textbookseduction on Mar 31 '06
i think this shirt is "lyke" dumb.
"kthankx bye"
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Mar 31 '06
HOLY SHIT..food with fucking faces!??!!? this is totally gonna get a 5.2432313

LOLZ FOR SURE! OMG..THIS IS LYKE THE MOST CUTTEST THINGK IVE SEEN EVARRRRR XXXXHARDCOREXXXXX <3 I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Mar 31 '06
staffell I can't believe you didn't put faces on the bombs.

haha, I'm just taking your mickey, or what's that winding up the mickey mouse walker thing? crazy Brits. I'm just adding comments so this thing gets like 300 comments.
Killerlamb
Killerlamb on Mar 31 '06
One of the breads looks like Shakey...
fastjumper
   fastjumper on Mar 31 '06
haha i like your style sooo cute
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
One of the breads? Killerlamb:

a) That sentence makes no sense.
b) Even if it did, there is only one 'bread' as you put it.
c) Who the fuck is Shakey?
d) How have you not been offensive?
plans
plans on Mar 31 '06
OMG THIS IS LYKE, SO CUTE!!! THOSE FACES ARE SO TOTALLY ADORABLE!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!1!!1! PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!

<3<3<3<3
plans
plans on Mar 31 '06
ps: i HEART it and you and did i mention it's SO cute??!?
CuteLittleFaery
CuteLittleFaery on Mar 31 '06
5. Put faces on the bombs and it's a $5.
tRaSH_PaRADiSE
tRaSH_PaRADiSE on Mar 31 '06
this is really emo those little jam jars are emo, they are scared about things they dont understand, I like this, top emo sub of the subs I've seen today
staffell
staffell on Mar 31 '06
NOW WITH FACES ON BOMBS!! CHECK MY PROFILE WHOO HOO!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Mar 31 '06

This is a sure-fire print, how can it not be..?
cowmasta13
cowmasta13 on Mar 31 '06
WEEEEE EVERYONE LOVES BREAD WITH FACES 5$
helo
helo on Mar 31 '06
Staffell Strikes Back !

Staffell shoots down Shakey
http://threadless.com/submission/71356/Shakey

Staffell blows up bananas
http://threadless.com/submission/71226/Delicious!!

Staffell sets Frankie on fire
http://threadless.com/submission/70820/Franken-Furter

Staffell kills an apple a day
http://threadless.com/submission/71569/Apple_a_Day

Staffell pulls the plug - so no more jammin'
http://threadless.com/submission/70745/jammin'

Staffell sends it to the Bermuda Triangle
http://threadless.com/submission/70923/Lunchtime_Love_Triangle
Rave_Dave
Rave_Dave on Mar 31 '06
I must say, the eyes on the peanut butter made me giggle-box.

Give it a 3.14
cherrycoke
cherrycoke on Mar 31 '06
LOL THEY ARE SOOO SCARED!!!

OMFG IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE ALL THE BOMS *THE SAME* BUT DIFERENT SIZEZZ! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

LOL IN PINK PLEAZ!!!
scrawnyartist
scrawnyartist on Apr 01 '06
AMESOME $5
KEEP THE YELLOW!!!!
Thievery
Thievery on Apr 01 '06
where's xiv when you need him?
bonnie_luvs_shirts
bonnie_luvs_shirts on Apr 01 '06
I don't get it.
staffell
staffell on Apr 01 '06
helo, what are you talking about?
adam antium
   adam antium on Apr 01 '06
panic now!
go for it , man!
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Apr 01 '06
$0
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Apr 01 '06
for realz
helo
helo on Apr 01 '06
staffell,

There's this Englishman who
is amazingly adept at feigning
ignorance who also has a talent
for spearing gooey cute fads with
parts from the fads themselves.
I think he lives a few doors down
from you. :D
twniehaus
   twniehaus on Apr 01 '06
$0
staffell
staffell on Apr 01 '06
$0
She Says So
She Says So on Apr 01 '06
liek ttly kewl....011110111!
Killerlamb
Killerlamb on Apr 01 '06
http://threadless.com/submission/71356/Shakey
Shakey.
And I meant the peanut butter...
and it's still a 5. No $ though...
nslesinger
nslesinger on Apr 01 '06
lyke omg this is so cutemo!!!xxxhxc!!!oneone!!!11!!eleven!!111!

5$. i love you staffell. heh.
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on Apr 01 '06
I love the face on the jelly, haha.
kepani
kepani on Apr 02 '06
aww hahah they're so cuteee
fc gravy
fc gravy on Apr 02 '06
this is gonna get printed isnt it?!?!
spacesick
spacesick on Apr 02 '06
change the ringtone on your cell to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and I'll $5 this for sure.
Tee-Funk
Tee-Funk on Apr 02 '06
Is it a vegemite jar? 4$
streetwise
   streetwise on Apr 02 '06
happy faces are an automatic 5$ in my book. way to go dave!
jesusinameshhat
jesusinameshhat on Apr 02 '06
I think I have had enough of the PB&J submissions... they weren't that funny to begin with.
staffell
staffell on Apr 02 '06
yeaaaaaaah!
montmont
   montmont on Apr 02 '06
this is kinda childlike in its execution, and reminds me of a kids dream

that said its cute an all, there should be more bombs perhaps, and yeah they could do with faces

2.3 $
mmm...Jones
mmm...Jones on Apr 02 '06
like oh my god!
this is so scene.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 02 '06
they're liberating the pb and j from the bread.....drop them freedom bombs!
efedawger
efedawger on Apr 02 '06
apjbcalypse, thats classic.
agent99
agent99 on Apr 03 '06
this is making my stomach hurt. a lot.
help me.
agent99
agent99 on Apr 03 '06
i couldn't decide on a score, but anything that causes this much physical pain is surely worthy of a $5.
donnie_darko
donnie_darko on Apr 03 '06
david, i gave you a five and one of them dollar signs, just to help you proove your point with a really high score. and because i love you.
lucyfarfort
lucyfarfort on Apr 03 '06
I dont understand it but its cute.
yellowbirds
yellowbirds on Apr 03 '06
cherrryy, $5.
stillusio
stillusio on Apr 03 '06
Like the toast, I have a single tear running down my cheek. This sub moved me. Deeply.
Randis
Randis on Apr 03 '06
I laughed, but I think it needs the title to be a good shirt.
Big Ed
Big Ed on Apr 03 '06
I can't tell if half these comments are sarcastic or not. But Pank's comment was the funniest:

" ...dramatical and funny, all in one... 5$" - The Food With Faces Weekly
imagiraffe
imagiraffe on Apr 03 '06
5 and a buy.
for sureeee
splendaemily
splendaemily on Apr 04 '06
I must say, I like the name better than i like the design, I do however like it, so 4.


hehehe aPBJcalypse..... hehehe.
girl.guide.gone.bad
   girl.guide.gone.bad on Apr 04 '06
:D this shirt makes me giggle ...and a little bit emo lol
notta_plane_jane_108
notta_plane_jane_108 on Apr 04 '06
cute.VERY CUTE!!!! i do want other choice options tho. PINK or green would be kinda cool.
txago
txago on Apr 05 '06
the colors are very nice, but why are they bombing them?
mattylee
mattylee on Apr 05 '06
you rule! and, as a matter of fact, i also <3 cartoon food. by which i mean i give them all a score less than three.

I especially love how everyone loves it for all the wrong reasons.

down with random food faces!
Jessi_who
Jessi_who on Apr 05 '06
why is pb&j scared of missiles? they should be like knives or something.
Jena4lopez
Jena4lopez on Apr 05 '06
I like the jelly.
I like the toast.
I like the penutbutta.

but missiles?

wtf.
yakuzapenguin
yakuzapenguin on Apr 05 '06
Maybe I'm the only one, but I think of a Reggie and the Full Effect video when I see this. I don't completely understand the missiles. 4
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Apr 05 '06
These comments are beautiful
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Apr 05 '06
staffel if u were a girl and you were tiny i would wear ur clothes!!
miss_brightside
miss_brightside on Apr 05 '06
haha.....what?!?

i kind of love it
Birklyn
Birklyn on Apr 05 '06
BAHAHAHA,
the face on the peanut butter
oh man. the crooked eyes on him slay me.
i want this shirt.
toastburner
toastburner on Apr 06 '06
There have been lots of peanut butter shirts lately.
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Apr 06 '06
LOMGZ...print this already!

staffel if u were a girl and you were tiny i would wear ur clothes!!
veenerbee
veenerbee on Apr 06 '06
leik zomg dis iz so u kno leik hawt?!!!111!1!!

liek 5 bucks mang
stre15
stre15 on Apr 06 '06
this is trash
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Apr 06 '06
why are there bombs coming down? I don't get it, but you're close.
joysponge
joysponge on Apr 06 '06
1.

this got 100 posts?
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Apr 06 '06
I dont know if anyone said this, but "those guys are....toast" tee hee
awesomealli2650
awesomealli2650 on Apr 06 '06
Staffell you rock
$5

hehe i agree with ste7en

they're toast!!!!
Loserly
Loserly on Apr 06 '06
The bow in jelly's hair MAKES this. I'd prefer they all be in bed right after a threesome, though.
staffell
staffell on Apr 06 '06
nope, you're the first ste7en!
bortwein
   bortwein on Apr 07 '06
PB&Jammy!
zimfreak
zimfreak on Apr 07 '06
this is absolute trash.



JAY KAY THIS IS INCREDIBLE STAFFELL.
ur art rilly speakz 2 me lyk im 1 uv the slicez about 2 get hit bi tha missle.
$$$55.
YoMommaF0sho
YoMommaF0sho on Apr 07 '06
AWW I DEFINATELY WANT THIS.
431 days later
kissmeimshitfaced
kissmeimshitfaced on Jun 13 '07
NO.


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