Threadless T-Shirts - aPBJcalypse

aPBJcalypse by staffell

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Submitted on:

Mar 31 '06

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112 comments

Final average score:

1.90 out of 5

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I made this because I lyke, obviously well <3 designs incorporating food with faces. Don't you think this design is so emo? score it high kthankx bye.

Easy Jack on Mar 31 '06

lol, you're too much staffell.

shadowboy on Mar 31 '06

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Rock Deputy on Mar 31 '06

right on target

potatopotato on Mar 31 '06

That toast is cute. Better than other toast with faces I've seen before.

letum on Mar 31 '06

lol

walkneverending on Mar 31 '06

um a...1? ...for effort? haha
but seriously i bet your average score is gonna be 3.20 or something ridiculous knowing how these kids vote

larchie on Mar 31 '06

I love to see their little faces twisted in terror

kayceislost on Mar 31 '06

well obvious this is a five. i mean, food with faces AND impending doom? nothing beats it.

hahahaha

staffell on Mar 31 '06

1!!! This took me bloody ages :(

zimfreak on Mar 31 '06

Work of a true artist.
$5.

Rockslide on Mar 31 '06

I can't believe that no one has thought of doing a design with peanut butter and jelly before. It seemed so obvious. You are a true original staffy, I wonder if anyone will copy you...haha Lyke totally to the maxis originalis <3 bf4vr! $5

(c'mon staff, why don't the bombs have happy faces too?)

staffell on Mar 31 '06

I decided not to give the bombs happy faces Rocky because then they represent the gruelling reality that these poor inanimate objects face everyday of their poor PBJ lives.

caseface on Mar 31 '06

is this a joke?

willypiva on Mar 31 '06

hahahahahahahhahaha!!!
this is so cool!
never seen this before on threadless!

You're such a genious Staffell!

Rockslide on Mar 31 '06

no this is not a joke!

this is a test, a test of the Threadless Broadcasting System, had this been a real submission you would have been instructed in what to do by your local clothing authorities.

staff the next one has to be a penguin break dancing or a polar bear trying to paint panda stripes on himself and call it "I'm emo on the inside"

staffell on Mar 31 '06

Hey now! This is real! Don't take the micky! :(

Pank on Mar 31 '06

" ...dramatical and funny, all in one... 5$" - The Food With Faces Weekly

Stevethegreat on Mar 31 '06

I really truly don't know what score to give this

mlnewco on Mar 31 '06

I like it but it needs more violence.

kidaro on Mar 31 '06

I like the bombs. They look like the one from funkie's JOT sub. bombs go BOOM!

walkneverending on Mar 31 '06

i wasn't aware "bloody ages" = "twenty minutes"

=p

bortwein on Mar 31 '06

the bombs should be bigger and meaner. They could have had faces too, that might hurt your overall score...

Robsoul on Mar 31 '06

oh fuck!!!!!! hahahhaa that's too much.

thank you for making this shirt Staf,,, but yes, faces on the bombs too!!!!

5

staffell on Mar 31 '06

No! Read my explanation above Rob^ The bombs need to be real looking!

inFamoUsEmpirE on Mar 31 '06

I wish my ideas were this original. It takes a true innovater to visualize what toast would look like with a face.

I think they should consider paying you over $1,000 once they print this.

Superb submission, staffell.

mexicosgreatest on Mar 31 '06

hey,, is this an early bday present for xiv???

chortle on Mar 31 '06

i like the blantant jab at the recurring, trite sub themes on this site (bombs and smiling pb&j), but i don't think it's executed as well as it could be.

chortle on Mar 31 '06

p.s. the shadows don't match up at all!

rudra on Mar 31 '06

LOL@ Rockslide....... indeed.

staffell: I'm very dissapointed in you. It should have been OBVIOUS that those bombs need faces too, and they should look EXACTLY like this:

http://threadless.com/submission/19551/Consumable

and how can you even begin to call this emo without the strawberry jam as blood drips and splatters and outright PB&J carnage? huh?

or having a battalion of salami and sausage soldiers riding those bombs Dr. Strangelove style in the great kamakazi assault of the Great Battle of Lunchmeat vs PBJ?

you could have taken this so much farther... tsk tsk

i expect better next time.

landosamorm on Mar 31 '06

Positively genius, end of story.

$5!

ElectricBanana on Mar 31 '06

yes, I agree with your explanation Staf. I'm with you all the way.

ElectricBanana on Mar 31 '06

* with rocklslides suggestion of faces on the bombs.

flourpower on Mar 31 '06

omg lik ths is FRIKIN ADORIBLE!!!
I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!
OMG. I <3 food WITH FACES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OMG IT'S EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO I LOVE EMO!!!
I AM OBVIOUSLY SO EMO!
THIS TOAST GETTING BOMBED IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
$5555555555555555555555555

staffell on Mar 31 '06

Guys, you are missing the point!! Its the FOOD that needs faces!! Not the BOMBS!

ToucanSam on Mar 31 '06

lol, staffel, how are you going to feel when this is your first print? ;)

stingerstyler on Mar 31 '06

OMG OMG OMG!!!

textbookseduction on Mar 31 '06

i think this shirt is "lyke" dumb.
"kthankx bye"

funkie fresh on Mar 31 '06

HOLY SHIT..food with fucking faces!??!!? this is totally gonna get a 5.2432313

LOLZ FOR SURE! OMG..THIS IS LYKE THE MOST CUTTEST THINGK IVE SEEN EVARRRRR XXXXHARDCOREXXXXX <3 I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Rockslide on Mar 31 '06

staffell I can't believe you didn't put faces on the bombs.

haha, I'm just taking your mickey, or what's that winding up the mickey mouse walker thing? crazy Brits. I'm just adding comments so this thing gets like 300 comments.

Killerlamb on Mar 31 '06

One of the breads looks like Shakey...

fastjumper on Mar 31 '06

haha i like your style sooo cute
6£

staffell on Mar 31 '06

One of the breads? Killerlamb:

a) That sentence makes no sense.
b) Even if it did, there is only one 'bread' as you put it.
c) Who the fuck is Shakey?
d) How have you not been offensive?

plans on Mar 31 '06

OMG THIS IS LYKE, SO CUTE!!! THOSE FACES ARE SO TOTALLY ADORABLE!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!1!!1! PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!

<3<3<3<3

plans on Mar 31 '06

ps: i HEART it and you and did i mention it's SO cute??!?

CuteLittleFaery on Mar 31 '06

5. Put faces on the bombs and it's a $5.

tRaSH_PaRADiSE on Mar 31 '06

this is really emo those little jam jars are emo, they are scared about things they dont understand, I like this, top emo sub of the subs I've seen today

staffell on Mar 31 '06

NOW WITH FACES ON BOMBS!! CHECK MY PROFILE WHOO HOO!

radiostaticstar on Mar 31 '06

This is a sure-fire print, how can it not be..?

cowmasta13 on Mar 31 '06

WEEEEE EVERYONE LOVES BREAD WITH FACES 5$

helo on Mar 31 '06

Staffell Strikes Back !

Staffell shoots down Shakey
http://threadless.com/submission/71356/Shakey

Staffell blows up bananas
http://threadless.com/submission/71226/Delicious!!

Staffell sets Frankie on fire
http://threadless.com/submission/70820/Franken-Furter

Staffell kills an apple a day
http://threadless.com/submission/71569/Apple_a_Day

Staffell pulls the plug - so no more jammin'
http://threadless.com/submission/70745/jammin'

Staffell sends it to the Bermuda Triangle
http://threadless.com/submission/70923/Lunchtime_Love_Triangle

Rave_Dave on Mar 31 '06

I must say, the eyes on the peanut butter made me giggle-box.

Give it a 3.14

cherrycoke on Mar 31 '06

LOL THEY ARE SOOO SCARED!!!

OMFG IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE ALL THE BOMS *THE SAME* BUT DIFERENT SIZEZZ! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

LOL IN PINK PLEAZ!!!

scrawnyartist on Apr 01 '06

AMESOME $5
KEEP THE YELLOW!!!!

Thievery on Apr 01 '06

where's xiv when you need him?

bonnie_luvs_shirts on Apr 01 '06

I don't get it.

staffell on Apr 01 '06

helo, what are you talking about?

adam antium on Apr 01 '06

panic now!
go for it , man!

OlliRudi on Apr 01 '06

for realz

helo on Apr 01 '06

staffell,

There's this Englishman who
is amazingly adept at feigning
ignorance who also has a talent
for spearing gooey cute fads with
parts from the fads themselves.
I think he lives a few doors down
from you. :D

twniehaus on Apr 01 '06

staffell on Apr 01 '06

She Says So on Apr 01 '06

liek ttly kewl....011110111!

Killerlamb on Apr 01 '06

http://threadless.com/submission/71356/Shakey
Shakey.
And I meant the peanut butter...
and it's still a 5. No $ though...

nslesinger on Apr 01 '06

lyke omg this is so cutemo!!!xxxhxc!!!oneone!!!11!!eleven!!111!

5$. i love you staffell. heh.

CheesecakeBree on Apr 01 '06

I love the face on the jelly, haha.

kepani on Apr 02 '06

aww hahah they're so cuteee

fc gravy on Apr 02 '06

this is gonna get printed isnt it?!?!

spacesick on Apr 02 '06

change the ringtone on your cell to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and I'll $5 this for sure.

Tee-Funk on Apr 02 '06

Is it a vegemite jar? 4$

streetwise on Apr 02 '06

happy faces are an automatic 5$ in my book. way to go dave!

jesusinameshhat on Apr 02 '06

I think I have had enough of the PB&J submissions... they weren't that funny to begin with.

staffell on Apr 02 '06

yeaaaaaaah!

montmont on Apr 02 '06

this is kinda childlike in its execution, and reminds me of a kids dream

that said its cute an all, there should be more bombs perhaps, and yeah they could do with faces

2.3 $

mmm...Jones on Apr 02 '06

like oh my god!
this is so scene.

shirtflirt on Apr 02 '06

they're liberating the pb and j from the bread.....drop them freedom bombs!

efedawger on Apr 02 '06

apjbcalypse, thats classic.

agent99 on Apr 03 '06

this is making my stomach hurt. a lot.
help me.

agent99 on Apr 03 '06

i couldn't decide on a score, but anything that causes this much physical pain is surely worthy of a $5.

donnie_darko on Apr 03 '06

david, i gave you a five and one of them dollar signs, just to help you proove your point with a really high score. and because i love you.

lucyfarfort on Apr 03 '06

I dont understand it but its cute.

yellowbirds on Apr 03 '06

cherrryy, $5.

stillusio on Apr 03 '06

Like the toast, I have a single tear running down my cheek. This sub moved me. Deeply.

Randis on Apr 03 '06

I laughed, but I think it needs the title to be a good shirt.

Big Ed on Apr 03 '06

I can't tell if half these comments are sarcastic or not. But Pank's comment was the funniest:

" ...dramatical and funny, all in one... 5$" - The Food With Faces Weekly

imagiraffe on Apr 03 '06

5 and a buy.
for sureeee

splendaemily on Apr 04 '06

I must say, I like the name better than i like the design, I do however like it, so 4.

hehehe aPBJcalypse..... hehehe.

girl.guide.gone.bad on Apr 04 '06

:D this shirt makes me giggle ...and a little bit emo lol

notta_plane_jane_108 on Apr 04 '06

cute.VERY CUTE!!!! i do want other choice options tho. PINK or green would be kinda cool.

txago on Apr 05 '06

the colors are very nice, but why are they bombing them?

mattylee on Apr 05 '06

you rule! and, as a matter of fact, i also <3 cartoon food. by which i mean i give them all a score less than three.

I especially love how everyone loves it for all the wrong reasons.

down with random food faces!

Jessi_who on Apr 05 '06

why is pb&j scared of missiles? they should be like knives or something.