...birdie?

Nice concept but the bird shape does get a bit vague - needs a bit more clarity.

it feels a bit..."photoish", but nice. a 3

i think this shirt is rad, and that the sketchiness and lack of clear defintition on the shirt works well--it create s a discordance, a vaguely threatening atmosphere. this is very doooom-like, not at all like the tired cartoony puns and "things holding knives" one usuually sees around here by the bucketful. $5.

i like the sketch value of this alot. no need to clarify the crow, the rough feel only adds to the feel of the shirt. nice.

This is a low-res clipart-looking bird image cut and pasted on a lot of scribbling in MS Paint with various brush sizes. Zero.

it looks like the album cover for Death Cab For Cutie- transalaticism...but i like it

Vote 5 if you're cool.

Don't listen to Spacerobotfive, he's not cool. M. Rogers is, though.

...try not to comment randomly and frequently on your own sub. i dislike that for some reason or another.

i thought it was a goat on its back legs

i like this alot. $5

I FUCKING LOVE IT. IT REMINDS ME OF SATAN I WISH I COULD RATE IT 666 5!!!

FUGITIVEKITTY. GO TAKE A NAP!!!

spacerobotfive - "taking things for face value since..." oh wait, hidden profile yeah?

Killerlamb, don't tell me what to vote.

i like the design, the random sketchiness appeals to me, but it could do with a bit more random placed loops. fantastic colour choices.

1.44 overall vote makes killerlamb sad. :(

killerdouche nice t.

Killerlamb is a []D[][]\/[][]D

I know I am late to this party but I found Killerlamb thanks to all his hateful comments he has been spreading around. That being said...

"killerdouche nice t." HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!

No... just no.

and end of the world sucked?

This design is FUCKING UGLY. 0 !!!!!!

0!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU, YOU'RE SO STUPID.
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

I bet you're ugly in real life.

"I bet you're ugly in real life. "

stop projecting and start learning about graphic design.

Graphic design sucks. You're all boring douche bags.
You reject what's actually funny because it's not pretty. You're all shallow. Which is ironic...because you're all uglier than me.

Everything ugly and unfunny gets through, because it's a trace bitmap.

Who wants real life on a t-shirt?

P.S. I'M SEXY
*Rubs himself*

Uhh...not in a sick way...

(You're a sicko if you thought of that, SICKOS)

yeah dude youre not hardcore... nobody thinks you are, and going around running your mouth like a braying ass only makes you look like just that. "I HATE YOU, YOU'RE SO STUPID" and you sound like an eleven year old bitch. if youre actually serious and truly believe the shit that comes out of your mouth, take my advice: stop being yourself, its a bad choice...

...YOUR GAY...

Oh, and I'm not just hardcore.
I'm XXxHARDXCORExXX

"...YOUR GAY... "

nice grammar you fucking retard

Nice grammar, you fucking retard. **

I think it's really sad that you're wasting everybody's time. Someone who has nothing better to do than sit at a computer and say dumb shit to people he doesn't even know must be really lonely.

Oh, and there is nothing sexy about throwing down or two stepping, so get over yourself.

I'm only wasting your time if you want me to...
it was your decision to post on my only submission.

It's funny that's the only thing you can say in response. Your crap comments are littered all over the site, THAT is a waste of time for all of us.

My opinion. Just because I think your trace bitmaps that take 2 minutes to make sucks, it doesn't mean i'm not right.

hahahaha
I'm amused.

wow hahaha, this is so funny. i learned about this loser, by his shit talking about a decent, T. what an ass.

you're an ass hat, and you suck.
go suck a fuck, elizabeth. yes, i just called you elizabeth.
now go be emo and cut yourself, you worthless piece of talentless shit.
when you get some skill , come on back, because right now your unoriginal "bird-in-a-red-blood-like-scribble" makes me want to go on a child-kicking rampage.

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!

"My opinion. Just because I think your trace bitmaps that take 2 minutes to make sucks, it doesn't mean i'm not right. "

Are you implying that it took you more than two minutes in Photoshop to adjust a picture of a crow and scribble all over it? Wow kiddo...Wow.

Stop being such a fucking dolt on here.

geez, guys. don't get so worked up. you're playing right into his hand.

killer, you're a dick. but you're a funny dick.

everyone accept it and move on.

shit design. i would prefer a 2-minute trace bitmap to a 10-second scribble anyday.

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG whats this guy on!! ive seen him dissin everyones work and this is what he has to show for himself!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH NAH MATE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww, this is retarded. Am I the only one to realize we're all encouraging this guy by writing stuff on here? God this is funny. He's probably a 45 year old guy that sits at home and thinks its funny to harrass the people on this site so caught up in their pretentious ideals of art on a t-shirt that they get completely up in arms when someone calls them a "douche" or something and then slams their painstakingly drawn abstract drawing of a girl kissing a toaster while hanging from a cloud made of eggshells. That's really what this is. RANDOM T-SHIRT ART. No one's winning anyawards here. So let's all get over our bad selves, acknowledge this guy's incredible ability to piss people off, and then write him off as an asshole and move on. P.S. Your entry kind of sucks...a lot. Ha. Gotta love Threadless.

I know it sucks, it's still better than most people's.

LOL this is the worst design i've seen in my entire life.

...no it's not.

it fucking must be cos it's shite.

I agree with a user way up on top of these comments, its the first thing that came to mind when I looked at it:

"Is that a Death Cab for Cutie T-Shirt?"

And the last thing that comes to mind...HARDCORE!

you suck at art go fuck urself

What's wrong with Death Cab for cutie??
And I am HARDXCOREE 666

I think I love you killerlamb

Since you don't have your age posted, I'm gonna guess that you're about 14 years old.

"According to threadless...
I'm a douche bag.
I'm also a racist.
I'm also annoying.
I'm also stupid.
I'm also an asshole."

- Killerlamb

I agree. You are. I hope you're not wondering why these things would be said about you, because I think it's pretty clear.

killerlamb is my homeboy

Dear 'Killerlamb',

I have seen your username show up on many submissions in the last several days, and frankly, I know I find it irritating, as I'm sure many others do. I don't know your story, and personally, I don't give a shit, but apparently you get off on being a dick and pissing everyone else off. You really have nothing important to say about any of the submissions, and it appears that you are simply just trying to stir things up. You obviously have no design/art/creative talent (as we can all see by you wonderful "submission"), therefor what you have to say holds no weight, and no importance, so why you continue to "comment" on submissions is really beyond me. I am perfectly aware of the fact that me even taking the time to come to your submission page and writing this is stooping down to you level, and is really only fueling the fire, but it seems that no matter what anyone says, you're still going to be around, so I figure if putting my 2 cents in will make ME feel better, well, it's better than nothing, and I can be done with it and move on here on Threadless. On another note, I would like you to go do a search for 'trace bitmap' and find a tutorial on what it actually is. After doing this, I would like you to go back to the following submissions:

http://threadless.com/submission/71248/Flowers..._in_my_head
http://threadless.com/submission/71077/Ask_Me_About_Scientology
http://threadless.com/submission/71297/welcome_to_the_apocalypse

and apologize for being such a fucking handicap (sorry, I know that's an insult to all handicapped people out there) and acknowledge that these submissions were not done entirely using trace bitmaps, only a small aspect, IF AT ALL. Know what you're talking about if you are going to be an asshole. Lastly, your submission is shit. I could do that in photoshop by scribbling around with the paintbrush tool, creating a clipping mask of a picture of a crow, and stamping it on. Total time? Five minutes...maybe.
Well Killerlamb, I wish you all the best, and look forward to seeing more submissions from you so we can extend you the same courtesy, grace, and tact that you have shown everyone else.

-T

Wow, such hate. Everyone chill.

Yes, Killerlamb is being a dick but just ignore him then. By calling him names and putting him down, you're doing exactly the same thing that you're trying to condemn him for. I know everyone feels justified based on his behavior, but in reality there's no excuse for cussing someone out no matter how rude they were to you first.

If we all want Killerlamb to be nicer, less annoying, etc., perhaps we should start by setting a better example.

If you want me to be nicer, take a poop on me. I think that' s really hot.

Also, you have to admit people on threadless could at least try to be more creative. I'm not against ALL trace bitmapping...(Even though all of the above CLEARLY were), I'm mainly just against trace bitmaping
1) People in suits
2) Cd's
3) Dead Trees
4) Airplanes
5) Casette Tapes and generic emo kids
Since there's about 5-6 submissions of this crap a day...

I'm also dead sick of everyone ripping off submissions that have gotten through already, hoping no one will notice.

Except for the face one...just the eyes looked trace bitmapped and that was my bad.

You never responded to my statement KL! I think we need people like you on threadless for amusement sake. It's not as if your comments really mean or do anything at the end of the day is it?

Staffell...they're mad because I eat babies...

aww, poor babies

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

BABIES!11111111111111

How do they taste?

jelly babies???

Dear killerlamb,
oh oracle of graphic design knowledge, please answer my question. What the fuck is 'trace bitmapping'?
Yours sincerly, Tesco.

Killerlamb, didn't you like my new sub?

killerlamb, i hate you.

kisses

no fc, jam babies o course!!

Hey, killerlamb!
are you seeing anyone?
wanna go out with me?

love,
Steve

what is the square root of 4239429384928374?

do tell me what they taste like

hi,
our usernames both start with the letter K,
that is neat.

okay bye.

-k.

hahaha, mine doesn't

he should totally date you instead, karen

hello killerlamb

why is the special olympics so special?

and i dont like this design its such a boring unoriginal trace bitmapping

<sarcasm>
print this now, Threadless!
Killerlamb is a []D[][]\/[][]D
</sarcasm>

I am a []D[][]\/[]D

Steve, I'll even marry you if you give me some money.

The Special olympics are special because you can't enter them.

Kerrn...you just blew my mind. I mean, what the hell! It took me a minute to fully grasp that.

Trace bitmapping is a lame effect in flash that just takes an image and makes it editable...so you can delete the stuff around it and WOAHLLAHH, in 20 seconds you have a t-shirt design. (That's , ironically and hypocrtically, what I did for mine).

Babies taste like...well...I'll assume you've never eaten slowly illegal immigrant before...I guess it tastes a lot like veal.

65110900.661320716 is the square root of 4239429384928374

Thank you.

slowly cooked illegal immigrant*

Staffel, I did like your new sub.

No comments in 40 minutes makes Killerlamb sad :(

No Comments in an hour.

Hello! THank you !

k thnks

why dont you come and play?

http://threadless.com/profile/164648/staffell/36433/Killerlamb_RESPONDS...

I like the use of red on black.

hey killerlamb. i have a good question for you. what is 6+4+34068039850938459384059834905830945803485309458304583048503948503948530945093485038450934859080495830495x495304589039485390583094580398509348530958038503495803583045938053/3405830958304958309850398453948509385093804953809458309583

Are you going to submit any more designs. This one isn't really all that bad. The idea you had going is nice.

thanks, i work out.

-k.

I would like Killerlamb to explain to all of us what his idea of "trace bitmapping" is. That would be splendid.

...download Macromedia Flash Free trial version. Then put a picture of a tree on it. Now go to Modify Trace bitmap or something and delete everything except the tree.
You know have something to submit to threadless. It took 30 seconds...


6+4+34068039850938459384059834905830945803485309458304583048503948503948530945093485038450934859080495830495x495304589039485390583094580398509348530958038503495803583045938053/3405830958304958309850398453948509385093804953809458309583
I really don't know...because...there's a random "X"...making it hard to understand exactly what you want me to do.

Well that was an interesting read. My eyes are n ow constructively and respectfully bleeding.

Now that you know what a trace bitmap is, learn how to recognize it.

...practically everyone trace bitmaps...

All the people in suits and all of that...Ughh...

Perhaps you already explained in one of the last 98 comments on here, but how exactly did you create this wonderful masterpiece submission? I'm deeply curious. Please, do tell old wise one!

Hypocritically, Trace bitmapping.
And I explained it about 4 times.

fuck

cunt

x generally mean multiplication
and / mean division.

what are your thoughts on daylights saving?

-k.

I think you confuse trace bitmapping with actual hand vector tracing a lot

Well, vector tracing SHOULDN'T look ANYTHING like trace bitmapping.

You could at least make something cool if you're going to take the time to draw it.

Kerrn, Daylight saving is just confusing and unnecessary.

tesco, I thought you were calling him out because it should be "bitmap tracing" not "trace bitmapping" haha

Why is it taking so long for new submissions to be processed....

are you actually 45? because i was kind of hoping you were hot...dammit.

Meh. Pretty cliche and lazy in my opinion.

o jesus...good job making these kids play in to your hands. i remeber when there really was art here...instead of shitty line drawings and half assed worths attepts are satire.

Cliche and lazy = 1000 dollars.

haha. as a fan of the movie. umm..







n0.

I dont' get it. From the title and comments I guess this is a bird, but it looks like a bear with a beak bending over backwards. For all the negative comments you post KillerLamb, I was expecting something spectacular. This submission contains no design knowledge or techincal skill. This shirt won't get printed.

This submission was half assed...

and it uses negative spacing, so it's really cool.

Escher would be like "Dude that's rely kewl bc u got dat space dat i use n da lol LOLOLOLO<LOLOLOLOL OMG LOL ITZ LIEK DA RELIENT K"

5$

Eh, not a huge fan... it feels so "hottopic" to me

5$

5$

My six year old cousin did something similar in MS Paint. Doesn't mean I'd put it on a shirt.

Awful shirt. :)

5$

5$

Well done on voting for yourself so many times.. I never thought of that!


Shirt is kinda repulsive tho.. If it wasn't for the title, no way would I have guessed 'crow' from that mess.

Eh, I'm not impressed.

Or in your language, what an ugly piece of shit.

I guess that makes me uncool, but by your standards - I don't mind.

Awww... *tear*

No way, calling anything an ugly piece of shit, other than exploded kermit, is cool in my books.

no i disagree...urs is way shittier than mine

needs works, but you still get a 3