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JOHN2
About my design
by JOHN2   
Theres an extra large version in my profile, you can catch all the torrid details there (Plus I have an extra special close up for the ladies *wink).
Please save these elephants from this horrible creature, vote 5 american currency dollars!
glynnjamin
glynnjamin on Feb 22 '06
this kind of makes me want to throw up. Its like watching fat people have sex. no bueno for me...although, artistically, its very well done
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 22 '06
this is crazy looking - keep the monkey and add the mouse as well. good stuff
donnie_darko
donnie_darko on Feb 22 '06
i love it, as i do all your stuff. they need to print one of your designs bad.
staffell
staffell on Feb 22 '06
5$
doo doo boy
doo doo boy on Feb 22 '06
i like it. nice work
Rock Deputy
   Rock Deputy on Feb 22 '06
I just love your work.. $5.
a goat with a hat
a goat with a hat on Feb 22 '06
This is incredible. It's my favorite of yours so far.


I am so in love with those creepy elephants.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Feb 22 '06
"this kind of makes me want to throw up. Its like watching fat people have sex. "

wich is why i love it. Love those completely disgusting trunks on the 'phants. $5.
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Feb 22 '06
I dont like penis on my shirt, I like to keep it in my pants, but otherwise you are an awesome artist
grayehound
   grayehound on Feb 22 '06
Once again, incredible drawing and unlike anything on this site, but it's a tough call as to whether this is tee material or not. One of your designs is bound to make it to print and it'll probably be the one that'll piss the most people off. Nice work!
JuliusB
JuliusB on Feb 22 '06
um ste7en..ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT
.moto.
   .moto. on Feb 22 '06
just wrong. which is good. i give 4.
jett
jett on Feb 22 '06
hot.
scoutti
   scoutti on Feb 22 '06
this shit is Bananas!
we love it
mikemills
   mikemills on Feb 22 '06
Clearly I can see your nuts. $5
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Feb 22 '06
awesome as always ..
cambert
cambert on Feb 22 '06
I feel violated and I want more. $5.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Feb 22 '06
YAY. $5
MadMerlin
MadMerlin on Feb 22 '06
haha, your stuff is so weird, 5
BlueManBass
BlueManBass on Feb 22 '06
umm...there's a bit too much detail on the monkey, and it's uneeded to get the message of grotesque across....lose it and i'd absolutely love it
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Feb 22 '06
JOHN2
you tha man.
groundcontrol
groundcontrol on Feb 22 '06
Wow, very unusual... and f'n coolio!
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Feb 22 '06
this is pure 100% awesome. i love it.
Almos
Almos on Feb 22 '06
this design disturbs me greatly...
redmund
redmund on Feb 22 '06
awsome design, i just wish it wasn't on orange. us orange haired people can't wear the stuff. sad days. i still bought captain bellyflop though, just to have it, as i would with this.
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Feb 22 '06
this is great, but i agree with the penis thing, i prefer it not being there.
DeadPoetic_Underoath
   DeadPoetic_Underoath on Feb 22 '06
haha..really funny..you rocks bro...5$
HALcorp
HALcorp on Feb 22 '06
$5, no doubt... excellent, and disturbing...
dancingwithmyconfusion
dancingwithmyconfusion on Feb 22 '06
<3 5
kissingaudrey
kissingaudrey on Feb 22 '06
This is one of those types of illustrations that I can't deny is amazing, but it still gives me the shivers :o
vulcanhalfbreed
vulcanhalfbreed on Feb 22 '06
$ 5...million!
*pink to mouth*

phones
phones on Feb 22 '06
awesome
Terry Citizen
Terry Citizen on Feb 22 '06
I like it. It's damn freaky, but I like it.
Lybi
Lybi on Feb 22 '06
Scarrrry.
Dark Visions
Dark Visions on Feb 22 '06
I saw you talking about this on the blogs a few days ago and my fingers were crossed that you'd put this up soon. I'd love its disgusting feel!
$5 for sure!!
norock
norock on Feb 22 '06
JOHN, you're so weird!

You're very much different from the rest of the population here. Clearly not in what you like (witness the tons of comments that love this), but in what you actually produce.

Great art, but I don't wear genitals on my shirt! 5
DaintyBuffalo
DaintyBuffalo on Feb 22 '06
This is filled with awesomeness, I would rather have the mouse

$5
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Feb 22 '06
Hey friends, thanks for all the comments so far! Remember, the penis can be swifly removed with the fine technology that is fotoshoppe. I just didn't want to censor nature..but if he must become a eunuch, then so be it. I don't want be the one to break the bad news to him though..that monkey is bonkers.
WallsReallyWork
WallsReallyWork on Feb 22 '06
the way you continue to disgust and amaze us at the same time is fantastic. i love it like i love everything else. once again, though, your stuff would be better on prints. mermeat, though, would make an amazing shirt.
bitta2sweet
bitta2sweet on Feb 22 '06
Do monkey penises look like that?

Wait...

Do monkeys look like that?
Verdana
Verdana on Feb 22 '06
Those are y far the ugliest elephants I have ever seen.

I kind of want one for a pet.

$5
gentle_reader
gentle_reader on Feb 22 '06
I would totally wear this shirt if it was just the monkey and/or mouse. They make me laugh. But the elephants make me want to puke. They're skillfully drawn, but there's just something about them... *shudder*
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Feb 22 '06
43 comments! expect more... I love this one "Its like watching fat people have sex. "\\ yes sir, it is and that's why it's so beautiful
julisaa
julisaa on Feb 22 '06
That is awesome. 5$
g_man
g_man on Feb 22 '06
this is scary and I like it. Nice one dude :)
Vickii
Vickii on Feb 22 '06
i am so amazed by this
hyenabite
hyenabite on Feb 22 '06
Five and a buy! People will finally have a reason for doing double-takes at my titties.
blowinbublesooo
blowinbublesooo on Feb 22 '06
i LOVE this

^it's kinda like a "fuck you" to anyone looking at my chest...or like a "that's what you get for being a douche bag, a crazy monkey penis"

i would so wear this
lubbockpozer
lubbockpozer on Feb 23 '06
i hope deranged monkey is packing more than mangey mouse. this is kick ass!
 tristan
tristan on Feb 23 '06
super kick ass, great dimension, superb linework 5 & buy all the way
shk
shk on Feb 23 '06
very good job +5
HarvestMoon
HarvestMoon on Feb 23 '06
Your overwhelming talent frightens me. It's almost.. too good.
biticol
   biticol on Feb 23 '06
U're as weird as GOOD, u got a style. even if i don't like a lot, u need to get a 5
JudLively
JudLively on Feb 23 '06
awesome $5
emilymiller
emilymiller on Feb 23 '06
OHMYGOD
YESSSSSS
mezo
   mezo on Feb 23 '06
I cannot stand your art and it's superior Great-itude. You, sir, are my hero.
kidaro
kidaro on Feb 23 '06
Could've sworn I scored this already, but I guess I just saw it in a blog. Great big honking YES! 5$
mepushingbuttons
   mepushingbuttons on Feb 23 '06
needs the mouse
jiromut
jiromut on Feb 23 '06
Very nice, your disgusting talent really shines -- LOVE IT, 5$
poopy1125
poopy1125 on Feb 23 '06
i will only buy this WITH the monkey penis fully intact. It's such a great detail in contrast to the bigger grotesqueness of the whole thing. DON"T LOSE IT! Also i feel the need to repeat verbatim what someone else said..

^it's kinda like a "fuck you" to anyone looking at my chest...or like a "that's what you get for being a douche bag, a crazy monkey penis"
ToucanSam
ToucanSam on Feb 23 '06
Keep the penis. Lose the criticism. :)
Kurticus Maximus
Kurticus Maximus on Feb 23 '06
why wear this?
echoepidemic
echoepidemic on Feb 23 '06
$5
$5
$5

If this doesn't get printed... I'm making my own shirt website.
jesicasmart
jesicasmart on Feb 23 '06
beautiful

I have to have one of your pieces.. this is my oportunity!

$5 everyone!!!
rudra
rudra on Feb 23 '06
What bothers me most is the one sad elephant with the obvious facial deformity on the right - a rare condition where the eye slides down the face - will my 5$ help him get the facial reconstruction that he needs?

Or is this actually a genetic mutation allowing that elephant a competetive advantage over his brethren from the threat of mangey mouse?

I'll gladly donate my american currency of 5 dollars to save these noble creatures - if they happen to appear on a burgundy/cranberry background.
glennerd
glennerd on Feb 23 '06
that's a hellofa good illustration.
soniahazard
soniahazard on Feb 23 '06
this really freaks me out, but i like it a lot.
Firinel
Firinel on Feb 24 '06
christ, this is horrid.
KamilaM
KamilaM on Feb 24 '06
its wonderful! $5! I want this one and the Beasts one, same aesthetic.
agent99
agent99 on Feb 24 '06
I love your style, reminds me of Spumco sometimes.

...as much as I like this, I don't think I could ever wear it on a shirt. Still gets a 5 for the excellent design, though.
vwaites
vwaites on Feb 24 '06
john2, you are always a 5, and in my heart
Kaleidoscope*swe*
Kaleidoscope*swe* on Feb 25 '06
i liked it better when you just had the elephant furthest to the left, and the colours were different. the illustration is great and il give you a 5 but i wouldnt wear it due to the size. It looks great but i liked your "life feeds on life" more.
stickymike
   stickymike on Feb 25 '06
YESSSSSSS

NEver have a wanted a penis on my shirt as bad as I do this day

$5
Zyggy's baboon
Zyggy's baboon on Feb 25 '06
Wow, this is so screwed up it's brilliant. Love the total freakiness of it all. I'd wear it just to scare children.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Feb 25 '06
i wish it didn't have a peepee on it, because i'd love to wear it to work.
¡ Squirrel Lover !
¡ Squirrel Lover ! on Feb 25 '06
um the first thing i said when i saw this was
"oh wow"

this really scares me
timjimkim
timjimkim on Feb 25 '06
man i love this, although i think i can do without the monkey junk.
soundinnovation
soundinnovation on Feb 25 '06
This is like staring at a train wreck... so terrible and so awesome at the same time.
twangd
twangd on Feb 25 '06
you're absolutely insane, you know this right?

which is why you get a five from me. :P
omnicat
omnicat on Feb 25 '06
pretty. $5
_amaranth__
_amaranth__ on Feb 26 '06
Your a better version of salvador ali. $5
_amaranth__
_amaranth__ on Feb 26 '06
Dali*
LittleMan
LittleMan on Feb 26 '06
this shirt...

will haunt my nightmares for weeks.


I love it.
Bubbles101
Bubbles101 on Feb 26 '06
that monkey has a little pee-pee
thornykins
thornykins on Feb 26 '06
Why do talented people have to draw such ugly things? I mean, really..
Mango Pirate
Mango Pirate on Feb 26 '06
HAHA! Wow...I seem to love this shirt. I like the deformed animals and the mouse :DDDD $5
owen skyser-gray
owen skyser-gray on Feb 26 '06
EXCUSE ME
excuse me
I think we're being distracted by the monkey penis.
What I want to know is...
what is that in the monkey's hand?
because
it looks to me like a piece of fried chicken.
and if it is,
then JOHN2 is officially my hero
because i have waited forever
for someone to throw in fried chicken on a threadless t-shirt

i will tolerate monkey schlong only if fried chicken is present as well.
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on Feb 27 '06
O man!!!! It turned out wonderful!! Great work JOHN! (put the mouse on the back of the shirt!)

Print!!! Print!!! Print!!!
shittakind
shittakind on Feb 27 '06
your style is sick 5$
ScottMac909
ScottMac909 on Feb 27 '06
absolutely the most disturbing thing i've ever seen. so, thanks for that.
Hitchhiker
Hitchhiker on Feb 27 '06
Im not sure if you can, but IF you can, the mouse would be nice to have on the back in a corner as well as the monkey. Otherwise though, its brilliant.
Hitchhiker
Hitchhiker on Feb 27 '06
And I didnt mean to put the monkey on the back, that came out sounding wrong.
rosie.co
rosie.co on Feb 27 '06
that monkeys got his junk hanging out, make him a Unich and i'll feel better.
littlem
littlem on Feb 27 '06
monkey peanut
monkey peanut
(you know, when i said peanut? i didn't mean pen*s)

hahaha great illustration, dude:)
crazypyrotev
crazypyrotev on Feb 28 '06
love it...its just so bizarre...i like bizarre...i would def wear it!
itrevolves
itrevolves on Feb 28 '06
LOVE THIS minus the monkey. i like the mouse a lot better. $5!
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Mar 01 '06
amaranth: thank you, but you're absolutely bonkers for saying that somment. BONKERS!
Jonmkl
Jonmkl on Mar 01 '06
freaks me out a little bit to much
2 days later
How Birds Navigate
How Birds Navigate on Mar 03 '06
OH WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE. 2.09?
MORE LIKE 4.09!
10 days later
OrangePride
OrangePride on Mar 14 '06
Dammit, this is an awesome illustration....I want this shirt sooooooo badddd!!!.......why did so many people give it a low rating??? This is so different compared to the usual crappy cool guy/girl designs.....
bonaparte
bonaparte on Mar 14 '06
What has 4562 eyes but can't see?

The people that gave you a 2.09.

Philistine bastards, every one of them.
246 days later
Sgraffio
Sgraffio on Nov 16 '06
Robbed
36 days later
fisharms
fisharms on Dec 22 '06
dude your shirt are so frick'n sweet, every last one of them!
401 days later
CaptainMcooly
CaptainMcooly on Jan 27 '08
he didnt lie, it only has one penis
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