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JOHN2
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by JOHN2   
"You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth"

If there's room in your closet for only one shirt about flying breastmilk, let it be this one. Please vote 5 american currency dollars!
ddcrandall
ddcrandall on Feb 17 '06
This is ridiculous.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 17 '06
disgustingly beautiful$5
Hatstand
Hatstand on Feb 17 '06
Wow, your illustrations are great!! Gorgeous line work and detail.

I also like the combination of the grotesque imagery with the pastel tones.

Great!
doo doo boy
doo doo boy on Feb 17 '06
nice work
Gringz
   Gringz on Feb 17 '06
crazy 5+
staffell
staffell on Feb 17 '06
:''') 5$
mikemills
   mikemills on Feb 17 '06
Ah, I can relate. 5$
DeadPoetic_Underoath
   DeadPoetic_Underoath on Feb 17 '06
hehe..nice work john...5
plans
plans on Feb 17 '06
love your illustrations, but i don't think i'd wear this one because of the colours.
inFamoUsEmpirE
inFamoUsEmpirE on Feb 17 '06
The only thing I can positively say is that it is well done.
I think I'd never wear this.
Neneuche
Neneuche on Feb 17 '06
Freaky stuff... Brilliant!
8zero
8zero on Feb 17 '06
someone was raised on Ren and Stimpy :)
tesco
   tesco on Feb 17 '06
awesome stuff
dangerouspenguin
dangerouspenguin on Feb 17 '06
I can certainly appreciate that this is well-done, but would never be caught dead wearing it. 5 anyhow!
scoutti
   scoutti on Feb 17 '06
i feed on you and i would proudly wear this.
grayehound
   grayehound on Feb 17 '06
Undeniably one of the most talented draftsmen who submits here. Undeniably not an image many people would want to wear.
The colors are okay, but seem to be an afterthought to the drawing, like they and the shirt color weren't considered until the last second.
Gouki
Gouki on Feb 17 '06
ace illustration
LittleMan
LittleMan on Feb 17 '06
that nipple is freakin me out.
cambert
cambert on Feb 17 '06
Stunning and superbly weird. Something I would cherish and wear. $5
groundcontrol
groundcontrol on Feb 17 '06
Nasty!
Badgerr
Badgerr on Feb 17 '06
It reminds me of that TOOL song "Disgustipated". Nice artwork, although its really weirding me out and probably not something I would wear. 5.
carrifaery
carrifaery on Feb 17 '06
wow. wtf? it is amazingly beautifully grotesque. i cannot buy it or wear it, but i cannot score it less than 5.
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Feb 17 '06
This is amazing... and i dont know why people wouldnt want to wear this, i would wear it purely for shock value, bring on the attention! 5$ BUY
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Feb 17 '06
I agree with graye .. this drawing rules but the colors seem like you threw darts at a pantone book (j/k) but they dont seem to have been as carefully thought out as the drawing
bonnie_luvs_shirts
bonnie_luvs_shirts on Feb 17 '06
OMG, what the hell is going on...Ewww, this is disgusting.

I'm giving it a A big fat, boob-grabbing...
0000000000000000000000000000
peaceoffreedom
peaceoffreedom on Feb 17 '06
disturbing...
Flyk
Flyk on Feb 17 '06
Really great line work-but the first thing that popped in my head was that this is really disturbing- ...I'm totally disgusted XD Not something I would wear, but A 5 nonetheless ^^ Once again, really great detail!
nmandamarie
nmandamarie on Feb 17 '06
shutter.
redsugar
redsugar on Feb 17 '06
I'm not sure whether to applaud or gouge my eyes out.
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on Feb 17 '06
It's superb John! You got style with a capital S my man! Wow!
innocent
innocent on Feb 17 '06
I can't even begin to imagine what your dreams consist of...
elfprincess0624
elfprincess0624 on Feb 17 '06
umm.. no.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Feb 17 '06
Uh wtf? I'm too scared to vote anything but 5.
She Says So
She Says So on Feb 17 '06
love.

all your designs make me feel violated. in a good way.
tiger obrien
tiger obrien on Feb 17 '06
so plucking strange its hypnotic.
vulcanhalfbreed
vulcanhalfbreed on Feb 17 '06
I think you're the best artist 'round these parts :)

$ a million
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Feb 17 '06
god, the scares the hell out of me.
fiddlywink46
fiddlywink46 on Feb 17 '06
erlack. not my style.
shk
shk on Feb 17 '06
très originale +5 ; )
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Feb 17 '06
ewwws and ahhs for this one john...sweeet!
scoutti
   scoutti on Feb 17 '06
number of comments prediction: 197+
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Feb 17 '06
is it wrong that i'm a little turned on?
CuteLittleFaery
CuteLittleFaery on Feb 17 '06
The imagery is a little too grotesque for me to wear, but I can't give a low score to lactation, especially when it's so admirably executed.
NiceAlex
NiceAlex on Feb 17 '06
I love! But the breastmilk is just disgusting... well the whole thing is disgusting, actually. But it's still fantastic.
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on Feb 17 '06
My eyes feel violated.

Once you get past the revulsion, it's actually really good art though.
WallsReallyWork
WallsReallyWork on Feb 17 '06
i agree with everyone (except for those people who give you a zero cua its "gross") its amazing like everything youo do, but not something i could gain the balls to wear. and they wouldnt allow it at school. but still amazing
Ysabrylla Noakes
Ysabrylla Noakes on Feb 17 '06
I agree with everyone else that the drawing is amazing but the grotesqueness of this drawing would keep me from buying and I think pretty much everyone here has said the same thing. I know it's your art but I'm just going to throw out a suggestion here that maybe you try to design something that is a little less... gross [?] and you could totally get something printed because this is the kind of superb drawing skill that I think a lot of us would like to see printed.
lyonscarrie
lyonscarrie on Feb 17 '06
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

creative, but it scares the shit out of me
kayceislost
kayceislost on Feb 17 '06
Oh. Yes. 5 american currency dollars for you.
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Feb 17 '06
Thanks guys, my next sub should be a little more all to your liking. It only has one penis in it.
Havenspear
Havenspear on Feb 17 '06
Freaking gross, but holy shit this is an AMAZING illustration.
the contorted ram
the contorted ram on Feb 18 '06
^^agreed
pepsiholic
pepsiholic on Feb 18 '06
this isn't shirt material at all

the mermaid was though. so keep playing around, and try less abrasiveness. at least less ugly nudity.
mattasher999
mattasher999 on Feb 18 '06
Do not listen to these moronic lame-brains above...undeniably the most beautiful t-shirt ever...When this shirt gets printed, I want to get it on a 7XL shirt so that I am completely covered in it's gloriousness!!!
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Feb 18 '06
absolutely incredible


there are quite a few good artists on this site and you are one of them
Balthazar Hasard
Balthazar Hasard on Feb 18 '06
I have given all of your submissions $5, including this one.
bad_nobe
   bad_nobe on Feb 18 '06
wow!
DaintyBuffalo
DaintyBuffalo on Feb 18 '06
Incredible but I wouldnt wear it
Gadfly
Gadfly on Feb 18 '06
Just looked at the title. Tool. Just like the other person mentioned. Yep. Extremely different, but cool as hell.
phones
phones on Feb 18 '06
super
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Feb 18 '06
you shoulda put the whole thing in a giant bird and have a worm going in
YtFeLMi
YtFeLMi on Feb 18 '06
eww, i love your stuff
jublin
   jublin on Feb 18 '06
It reminds me of me and my girlfriend last night. Way to go buddy.

5,000 and a bought.
le_hell
   le_hell on Feb 18 '06
nice but not for a tee 2
TheKirbyKid
TheKirbyKid on Feb 18 '06
Going for the comment world record?
stickymike
   stickymike on Feb 18 '06
This shirts too rad....I fear that it may be to racy for he barrage of 15 year old on Threadless. I really hope Threadless takes a risk and prints this bad mofo

$5
random*chick
random*chick on Feb 18 '06
WOW...WOW...WOW! What else can I say...5$
sheshotyoudown
sheshotyoudown on Feb 19 '06
FINALLY something unique.
People who dislike are the ones who vote 5 on that cutesy dumb bear shit.

$5
skipcronin
skipcronin on Feb 19 '06
very talented, like the style. would even wear the shirt. keep submitting more in this style!
helo
helo on Feb 19 '06
This is the most accurate image
I have ever seen that could be used
to depict government run welfare
for individuals and corporations.
irgeorge
irgeorge on Feb 19 '06
AKIRAAAA!
JuliusB
JuliusB on Feb 19 '06
some of the submissions this weekend are amazing and this is at teh top of my list, so disturbingly wonderful. threadless needs more designs like this that are amazing artistic and well done. w00t for you 5$
Chruschtschow
Chruschtschow on Feb 19 '06
sick one 5
shut_eyes
shut_eyes on Feb 19 '06
i like how she's really gross. $5
Rick Fire
Rick Fire on Feb 19 '06
Fodona!!! 5
HippieSunrise31
HippieSunrise31 on Feb 19 '06
i'm in love with the text.
it's amazingly 60's pshycedelic.

everything else freaks me out lol.
UmbrellaJane
UmbrellaJane on Feb 19 '06
You're obviously a very talented illustrator, but I think this design is pretty vulgar. I wouldn't wear it and I don't know anyone who would, though it is very well drawn.

So basically, I'd like to see more designs from you with a slightly lower gross-out factor. I don't mind freaky, but disgusting is another matter.
numbb
numbb on Feb 19 '06
i agree with umbrella.
loveandhardcoredancing
loveandhardcoredancing on Feb 19 '06
AWESOME...but creeping me out. Love it, but wouldn't wear it.
dryuglyscab
dryuglyscab on Feb 19 '06
awesome illustration but it's just kind of creepy and gross to a lot of people. i'm fine with it though. what does the latin mean?
stickyricegirl
stickyricegirl on Feb 19 '06
completely disgusting...
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Feb 20 '06
completely disgusting and awesome! Don't listen to those 12 year old prudes up there. would look great on a darker shirt.
ToucanSam
ToucanSam on Feb 20 '06
Once again you have drawn something that is best suited for nightmares after a full meal of pizza and beer...the really scary kind brought on from all that gas...

And in no way shape or form was that an insult. Your drawings are wickedly brilliant.
Bramish
   Bramish on Feb 20 '06
Goddamn you JOHN2. Another $5 from me.
71432
71432 on Feb 20 '06
a design that grabs the eyes and doesn't quit

fabulous
5
xenocide
xenocide on Feb 20 '06
Grotesquely wonderful. I'd wear this in a second. 5$
passthesalt
passthesalt on Feb 20 '06
ewwwww
justien
justien on Feb 20 '06
Well, this is a great design, but it's a rip-off from Alan Aldridge's illustrations for "Anne in the Moon" by Frances D. Francis, a fantasmagoric children's novel from the mid-70's. You'd be familiar with his work illustrating Beatles albums. You can see some of his style at www.alanaldridge.com
Still love the shirt though.
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Feb 20 '06
Oh man, I'm so busted..I totally knew I shouldn't have gone into my fantasmagoric children's novel collection from the 70's for a design. But seriously, theres virtually nothing about this "Annie on the Moon" on google, I'd love to see the image I'm ripping off. Anyhow, thanks for the Alan Aldridge comparison, I've never actually heard of him before, but he has fantastic work. But I honeslty don't see ANY similarities with his work and mine...he's much better. Cheers.
JuliusB
JuliusB on Feb 20 '06
printprintprintprintprintprintprint OMGz printprintprintprint
sorry, my enthusiasm hath brimmeth over

i need this shirt
delicatewine
delicatewine on Feb 21 '06
haha i love it!
MatthewBlacks
MatthewBlacks on Feb 21 '06
Really good mate!
Morgan English
Morgan English on Feb 21 '06
repulsive
jesicasmart
jesicasmart on Feb 21 '06
oh look at the range the milk has
that is SKILL
Everyone says they love the design, but wouldnt wear the shirt..
well..
*stands up*
I will
I will wear your art with pride
teeheehee
$5
bodyelectric
bodyelectric on Feb 21 '06
this is one of the few submitions on this entire site that i would actually feel alright getting beat by it. so go on beat me with it...
bexking
bexking on Feb 21 '06
'' also like the combination of the grotesque imagery with the pastel tones.''

100% agree. totally gross but also beautiful and sort of cheery
you would have to be a brave person to wear it but i love it
boobookittyfuck
boobookittyfuck on Feb 21 '06
the artwork is amazing, but it kinda freaks me out. i'd never wear it.
dancingwithmyconfusion
dancingwithmyconfusion on Feb 21 '06
i would wear this. the artwork is awesome. the design is amazing and more creative than another one i've seen in awhile. PRINT! 5
kissingaudrey
kissingaudrey on Feb 21 '06
That's really disturbing :\
Good drawing and all, but not something I'd ever wear on a shirt...
icecreamandroses
icecreamandroses on Feb 22 '06
Freaked my shit out but I want to buy it real bad.
twangd
twangd on Feb 22 '06
this appeals on so many levels, just switcharoo the colours, k?
Moçambique
Moçambique on Feb 22 '06
nice colours, nice style and U got urself 5...well done
Pank
Pank on Feb 22 '06
aaawwwww the circle of life... This would make a really beautiful mother's day gift... 5
play mozart play
play mozart play on Feb 23 '06
something i would want to see being sold on this website.
magnifique.
$5
gialames
gialames on Feb 23 '06
Fish?
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Feb 23 '06
HAHA Pank



this gets a five because it makes me puke



I wonder what would happen if you decided to draw rainbows and unicorns







It would probably suck

stick to what you do well
mezo
   mezo on Feb 23 '06
Dear JOHN2,

I would probably wear YOU if given the chance.
Your linework & subversive nature is refreshing to the sometimes stale repetitiveness of designs which are submitted.

Thank you for this.

love,
mezo
herpantsness
herpantsness on Feb 23 '06
whoa dude. this is craxy. you should make posters of these.
lostinafishbowl
lostinafishbowl on Feb 23 '06
I really enjoy your illustrations, and would love to see more of them! When I look at them, I feel like I'm reading Dr. Seuss.. in a good way.
laondaridr
laondaridr on Feb 23 '06
oh my! $5
Firinel
Firinel on Feb 24 '06
skillful, but a horrid design for on a shirt.
King_Carmen
King_Carmen on Feb 24 '06
I like the illustration, though the ear sticking out from behind her head is a bit distracting. Don't think I would wear the shirt though.
Phoenix150
Phoenix150 on Feb 25 '06
awesome illustration but i wouldnt wear this...its disturbing...
2 days later
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Feb 27 '06
JOHN don't look at the score man.
You know this rocks!!!!
hekama
hekama on Feb 27 '06
A damn disgrace!!! The score, that is...

I would wear this every day.
355 days later
artbrains
artbrains on Feb 17 '07
Can you email me? daniel_langhans@yahoo.com
I love your work and have some questions for you. I have drawing forever and am trying to catch up digitally.
Thanks.
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