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Johnny Hates Jazz

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Jan 28 '06
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Obscure 80's pop group trickery foppery becomes obscure jazz bashing t-shirt in magical play on words shocker.
Elburrito
Elburrito on Jan 28 '06
Rock me Amadeus?

sorry man.
omnicon
omnicon on Jan 28 '06
aw booo.



-JR
kapioca
kapioca on Jan 28 '06
No, don't do it!! *winces* It'd too painful for me to watch.
swirlogirl
swirlogirl on Jan 28 '06
oh my shattered dream
Climbbamboo
Climbbamboo on Jan 28 '06
I hate saxophone, love/play cello. Why did you spend time makeing such a nice drawing of something so upsetting? Bring on the next one. (thats a pretty sweet cello though)
rememberjanuary
rememberjanuary on Jan 28 '06
Even though I hate saxaphones...I hate strings a bit more.



But not a lot more.



...this coming from a French Horn music snob.
rememberjanuary
rememberjanuary on Jan 28 '06
oh, and $5
vexy5260
vexy5260 on Jan 28 '06
SAX ROCKS!
inayellowsub
inayellowsub on Jan 28 '06
^ YOURE AMAZING.



i love the sax so much its insaaaaane.
preferred nerd
preferred nerd on Jan 28 '06
This is the best thing ever. $5 times two because I'd buy one for my brother too.
helo
helo on Jan 28 '06
The title doesn't seem to line up with the image.



It looks like a jazz musician beating

on a symphony instrument -- as if

" Johnny Hates Symphonies. "



If Johnny hates Jazz, then have him

beating on jazz instruments with

a bat, shooting them with guns,

catching them on fire with a

flamethrower, etc...
Legatogunsmoke
Legatogunsmoke on Jan 28 '06
For the pure fact that its a Sax beatin up a cell... you get a 5! I play Sax, and am not a fan of orchestra. So, i love this lol
sam says rawrrrr
sam says rawrrrr on Jan 29 '06
uhh.... i think its a bass, not a cello. he's smashing the bass with the saxophone, both of which are instruments used in jazz. if it is a bass though, its fairly small.
TeaTime
TeaTime on Jan 29 '06
Agree wholeheartedly on the tenor sax part. DIEDIEDIE.
pILAMY
pILAMY on Jan 29 '06
funny.I could be on the shirt. i hate hip hop too.hää ah no jazzzz.i hate jazz too.
consuela
consuela on Jan 29 '06
haha, but if he hates jazz, maybe he should be killing the sax too? like beating them both with and electric guitar or something?
kingoftokelau
kingoftokelau on Jan 29 '06
Sorry, Rock me Amadeus wins.
wilro
wilro on Jan 29 '06
how could anybody do that to a double bass? nonetheless, 4 pour vous. xx
bonnie_luvs_shirts
bonnie_luvs_shirts on Jan 29 '06
AHAHAHA, LOL, war of the jazz band instruments! I absolutely love this. $5
lintilla42
lintilla42 on Jan 29 '06
Yeah, that "bass" looks an awful lot like a cello to me - too small, for one, and the footpiece thingy (sorry, I'm not in orchestra, I don't know what it's called - the little pole thing that goes into the ground) isn't long enough. :/
laurenjennifer
laurenjennifer on Jan 29 '06
i love this shirt. as a music major who hates being one, i can definately commiserate with this shirt. this needs to be printed so i can wear it and get scowls from all the other music majors i hate :]



$5!!
starbrite526
starbrite526 on Jan 29 '06
This shirt is giving me "Shattered Dreams" $5
mattius6
mattius6 on Jan 29 '06
...well i liked it...5
Webbins
Webbins on Jan 30 '06
Good work Starbrite!
M. Rogers
M. Rogers on Jan 30 '06
is this an Art of Noise shirt?! or a London Calling parody? could make the difference in my vote.
groundcontrol
groundcontrol on Jan 30 '06
This gets a 5 from me because of the Jazz show my friend made me go to a few weeks ago. 90 minutes of my life gone forever!
lindsuu
lindsuu on Jan 30 '06
string basses own you!

i am dissappointed!
StarBright
StarBright on Jan 30 '06
I play tenor sax. (:



I'd totally buy this.
im_not_jane
im_not_jane on Jan 30 '06
yes, i fantastically love it! its so entertaining to almost...watch
Webbins
Webbins on Jan 31 '06
Yes it's a bass & yes it looks like a cello, I scaled it down due to it looking odd at time of conception, now it looks small, damn pixel pushing can ruin your minds eye. Forgive?
sweetie2012
sweetie2012 on Feb 01 '06
My thoughts, "What is even going on here?"

It's a good design, clear, well made, and I see what's going on, I guess I don't get the reference.
theroox
theroox on Feb 01 '06
awesome 5$
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Feb 01 '06
i dunno but the dude reminds me of Edward Norton. don't mind me.
Quin*
Quin* on Feb 02 '06
dude, love the colours, love the illustration but read it as jazz being just as rock n roll as... rock and roll- doesnt make sense- but i play the sax and i like it!?
rynomite
rynomite on Feb 02 '06
this shirt is worth it all!

5$! !
caeganQ
caeganQ on Feb 02 '06
hes definatly experimenting with new ways of playing the bass. Cool.

Good thing jonny hates jazz isent on the tee shirt cause thats not how i interpert it at all.
msm
msm on Feb 03 '06
smashing a perfectly good cello
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