Threadless T-Shirts - some things should not be poked

some things should not be poked by zipperking

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Jan 18 '06

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some things should just never be poked with a stick. enjoy the submission.

DeadPoetic_Underoath on Jan 18 '06

Flibberty on Jan 18 '06

Good idea, love the expression, but wouldn't it be better to reconsider the composition? It looks a bit dirty from where I'm standing.

octoberdustin on Jan 18 '06

the concept is great - I think it can be executed a bit better though. made me laugh though!

cooky_monsterr on Jan 18 '06

hee hee funny, leave the stick in it's butt.

mvr on Jan 18 '06

fuck'n a! $5

margie142 on Jan 18 '06

love!!

kevinwells on Jan 18 '06

it definitely looks dirty at first glance. perhaps he should be poking him somewhere other than his ass.

nice drawings though!

zipperking on Jan 18 '06

he is most definetly supposed to be poking him in the ass, I actually spent the most time doing small refinements to make sure the stick was going right into the stink hole.

k-po on Jan 18 '06

HAHA this looks so dirty, but its really funny

jar_bombadillo on Jan 18 '06

ahhh haha

jar_bombadillo on Jan 18 '06

just the expression on the bear's face

Stance14 on Jan 18 '06

Very true
Forest green's a good color for the shirt

elesdee on Jan 18 '06

what if you had that image in a red circle with a diagonal line across the center? to emphasize the point...

tikitoaster on Jan 18 '06

hahaha I just hurt myself laughing at this.

trotsky on Jan 18 '06

"what if you had that image in a red circle with a diagonal line across the center? to emphasize the point..."

noooooooooooooooooooo!

i LOVE the title and the bear's expression.

zipperking on Jan 18 '06

besides a red circle would put me over the color limit...DUH!!!!!!!

amorforhenry on Jan 18 '06

YES!

amazing

£5

trotsky on Jan 18 '06

exactly. plus, it would look hideous.

HippieSunrise31 on Jan 18 '06

lmao.

Zaire on Jan 18 '06

He he he... love it, but needs a bit more execution... and the composition doesn't grab me, maybe flip it round?

CheesecakeBree on Jan 18 '06

Haha, nice concept!

geekissexy on Jan 18 '06

Not a fan of the bear's face, but I'd still get it.

Whole Grains on Jan 18 '06

sorry, i don't want to wear a shirt of a guy putting a stick up an animal's ass.

not for me, I give it a 1.

Jus A Rascal on Jan 18 '06

"stink hole" hehehehe

Matuso on Jan 18 '06

He's...he's assraping it...what is this, Deliverance?

photojunkie_19 on Jan 19 '06

I think it's great, I'll still be laughing by next Thursday!! 5 Love the bears face!

d3d on Jan 19 '06

poking a bear in the arse couldn't be funnier, but i don't need to wear it. i think it'd work better as a silhouette.

Thats-Piracy on Jan 19 '06

I think ist pefect the way it is...on grey is the best.

Nocturne on Jan 19 '06

the bears face is hilarious. Fucking win, mate

zipperking on Jan 19 '06

wow a comment from the great d3d, strangely enough i feel honored....

SYLO on Jan 19 '06

you're so dead buddy

RUN!

no one impotant on Jan 19 '06

isnt there a song like that?
the other day i a bear a great big bear away up there.........
or sompin like that

The Critic on Jan 19 '06

the bears face is priceless. well actuly i guess its worth 5$

GREAT JOB!

steve_swartz on Jan 19 '06

is that gerpander? have you seen him, or is that only how you imagine him?

Whistler Pot Pie on Jan 20 '06

I am sad I don't have the guts to wear a shirt with a guy putting a stick up a bear's hoohoo. However, I like it and am happy with thoughts of others who have sticks up there @$$es.

zipperking on Jan 20 '06

GERPANDER?? i have no idea what you are talking about, but i wish i did.

hayze on Jan 21 '06

love and want this shirt.

ryry62ry on Jan 22 '06

hahah niice

Caffeen on Jan 23 '06

I'd buy it if he was just poking the bear. It's funny enough like that. The sodomy is unnecessary.

plainKRASH on Jan 23 '06

i dont think most people would tell at first glance that hes poking the bears arsehole... i mean gosh. i still get questions about my "break free" shirt .
i love this shirt.

AliceKat on Jan 23 '06

HFDJKALFD Ahhh...this is pretty funny, but like the others said, the position of the poking is...well. Wrong. It looks like he's shoving a stick up the bear's arse and the bear has the expression to show it. I would definatly wear this if that was changed.

Ziarah on Jan 24 '06

It should really have the text to make it clear. "Some things should not be poked" above the illustration or something.... Otherwise: It's great!

zionisadinosaur on Jan 24 '06

hooray!

I heart group hugs on Jan 24 '06

it makes me giggle
id buy it $5

onaros on Jan 25 '06

I like it and i agree with the comments about the rectal insertion . Although i think the guys face works perhaps it looks to "worried" ( not that i wouldnt in his place ) maybe it should show more of a curiosity look.

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xardox on May 10 '07

HAHAHAHAHA... Bear Stick Sodomy FTW!
Seriously... the stick NEEDS to be directly in the bears butt
for this submittion to work properly. Of course his perfect
fencing position is a little much. To all who feel bad for the
bear... remember this is what NOT to poke with a stick.
"Ill jam my thumb in its butt-hole, that'll REALLY piss it off!" -south park

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