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She Says So
She Says So on Dec 19 '05
heh outrageous!
dirtburg
dirtburg on Dec 19 '05
Its Jesus LOL!

This is great.
evilFe
evilFe on Dec 19 '05
hahaha oh jesus
MDepot
MDepot on Dec 19 '05
uh oh...lol...the subject matter might not be widely accepted...but this is well done. I like the drawing style very much.
artie
artie on Dec 19 '05
i wish i could give it a 10
EmmalieV
EmmalieV on Dec 19 '05
someones going to hell =P
Coldseptemberx3
Coldseptemberx3 on Dec 19 '05
whoever made this one should burn in hell for all eternitythis shirt sucks and i would never give you the satisfaction of wearing it i hope you die
Mr. Monkey
Mr. Monkey on Dec 19 '05
Damn you made some new enemies...
But I thought it was pretty funny.
bucci
bucci on Dec 19 '05
I WANT
BlameTheSuburbs
   BlameTheSuburbs on Dec 19 '05
you get a 5 just for coldseptemberx3's comment.
kevindujour
   kevindujour on Dec 19 '05
Definately not for threadless, but still GOLD.

lol get it gold jesus wins the medal.




ahh, christ...
cambert
cambert on Dec 19 '05
Wow, Coldseptemberx3 is clearly a *true* christian!
The shirt is a hilarious idea but the execution would need to be a a bit better for me to buy it. Voting 4 for the laugh and your courage though.
LeoStar
LeoStar on Dec 19 '05
Christ thats funny!
WEContact
WEContact on Dec 19 '05
Well, I don't have any violent impulses toward you/it, but it hits too close to home for me. Juust a wee over the line. It is not poorly done.
Easy Jack
Easy Jack on Dec 19 '05
While I find this very funny I also recognize the fact that it's very tasteless and not something I want to wear on a shirt.

Top it all off the execution of the concept is rather poor. $0.
Jesus!Versus!Godzilla!
Jesus!Versus!Godzilla! on Dec 19 '05
I live in the Bible belt.

And I'm Jewish.

Fuck the Bible-thumpers and nay-sayers.

PLEASE give me this shirt.

:P
Dappi
Dappi on Dec 19 '05
I love this. very daring.
ACANTHUS
ACANTHUS on Dec 19 '05
i love it and don't worry just ask for forgiveness and god will let you into heaven jesus he's a mug huh?? 5 but i would not buy it because i live in deepest ruralist france full of dirty catholics .....up the protestants
Garnett F
Garnett F on Dec 19 '05
The execution is poor. You need a big cross and some nails.
DelgadoArt
DelgadoArt on Dec 19 '05
while I would not wear this and do not endorse the trivializing of one of the most polarizing events in history...I must give you some credit for having the guts to post something this contraversial on this site...
benny breaks
benny breaks on Dec 19 '05
...why does everyone seem to focus on Christianity when they bash a religion?
BlameTheSuburbs
   BlameTheSuburbs on Dec 19 '05
Because its less offensive and more appropriate to bash the religion that you are most familiar with.
Nocturne
Nocturne on Dec 19 '05
0
coxiesara
coxiesara on Dec 19 '05
I'm so offended I think I could puke, I NEED THIS SHIRT.
Geoff G
Geoff G on Dec 19 '05
This is so amazingly offensive. But I couldn't help laughing.
stickymike
   stickymike on Dec 19 '05
hahahaah oh man

funny
the_boxkite
the_boxkite on Dec 19 '05
how is this offensive? at least he's getting all 10's from the Bizarro Upside-down Olympic judges. If it was like...all flaming red -666's ... it would be a different story. I wouldn't wear it but I gave it a 5 and i LOVE the girl and word bubble. GO GOD!
DrLuftwaffle
DrLuftwaffle on Dec 19 '05
"whoever made this one should burn in hell for all eternitythis shirt sucks and i would never give you the satisfaction of wearing it i hope you die "

This user made me LOL harder than the shirt, but the shirts still awesome. I too live on the bible belt, and would love to wear this shirt. Especially to the 'Passion' screening on Chtistmas Eve at tthe local protty shack. $555
DrLuftwaffle
DrLuftwaffle on Dec 19 '05
benny breaks came out of the closet to say:

"...why does everyone seem to focus on Christianity when they bash a religion? "

Because its amusing that, despite the fact that 75% of Americans are christian, the christians still feel like a minority. They blame it on all of the crazy ACLU type, but really its just all of their in-fighting.
icupg
icupg on Dec 19 '05
oh, may God damn your soul for making me want this. Gimme! I really love it. $5.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Dec 19 '05
the olympics are gonna suue youuu



I think this is outrageously offensive in the good way


I couldn't wear it because I go to Catholic University and I would get shot but I think it's pretty funny
plainKRASH
plainKRASH on Dec 19 '05
id buy. id definately wear. often.
5 and a buy, kid- great job

Coldseptemberx3 -- wow. just wow. if you dont agree with it dont bother commenting. By yelling at someone you dont come off as smart or nice, and its not gonna make them go apologise to jesus or whatever.
einstein
einstein on Dec 19 '05
Hilarious shirt, pisses off the jesus freaks, a plus. But its kinda sick. I still love it though. Hell I'd buy it! but its not gonna get printed cause of all the jesusites taking down your average. I'll give you a 5 to help though.
innocent
innocent on Dec 19 '05
I can totally hear him going that!
Mrs. Owl
Mrs. Owl on Dec 19 '05
No. And on so many levels.
Crazy free spirit
Crazy free spirit on Dec 19 '05
good show, good show. *appluades*
hehe I like this shirt..I wouldn't wear it just cause people might shoot me, but it still pwns.
splendiferous
splendiferous on Dec 19 '05
you are a brave, brave soul. im fivin' it for that coldseptember comment.
PATRICKwMORGAN
PATRICKwMORGAN on Dec 19 '05
It's really funny but, like it's been said before... It's distasteful.
myviolentego
myviolentego on Dec 19 '05
ohhh jesus.. i love this tshirt.. really think i might buy It.. 5$
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Dec 19 '05
IF you drew Jesus the same way as the little judges, it'd be way better.
vwaites
vwaites on Dec 19 '05
Dear Jesus,

I was just wondering that since you are against the whole worshiping of gaven images thing, if it would be okay if i used a a man-invented representation of you (i'm sure it looks nothing like you anyway) in a comical way.

Hugs and kisses.

5
Iwouldbejosh
   Iwouldbejosh on Dec 19 '05
It's funny except for the clip art Jesus
ToucanSam
ToucanSam on Dec 19 '05
^^ Righty-o! Jesus was not a white boy.

Anyway, the shirt itself isn't bad, it's well done and everything, but, *cringe*! I just couldn't do it. I'm grading you a 4 on the execution,but due to the fact that it's poking a little fun at my religion, but no "I'd buy it" this time.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 19 '05
This design is amazingly glorious and made me pee in my pants a little.

Just nix the Olympics logo and you have comedy gold, frankincense, AND myrrh.
Shappie
Shappie on Dec 19 '05
This shirt is the most sinful thing I have ever seen.



I'll take tweleve.
Brandon Petty
Brandon Petty on Dec 19 '05
Don't like it at all. You should try to stay away from religion and politics as to not offend anyone.

BP
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Dec 19 '05
Offensively delicious. 5
Easy Jack
Easy Jack on Dec 19 '05
I say if you're gonna print a shirt that mocks the death of Christ I say at least print the one that deserves it.

Naturally I'm talking about a past submission where Christ is on the cross and he's like, "Damn, I left the stove on."

Now that was both offensively hilarious and well put together.

This shirt just looks terrible.
bluesnacks
bluesnacks on Dec 19 '05
whether or not you people believe it, but Jesus died, and you're making fun of it? its lame and immature. 0.
Sushiful
Sushiful on Dec 19 '05
The first comment of Easy Jack- I agree with. This is quite tasteless, and I'm agnostic.
omfgitsdb
omfgitsdb on Dec 19 '05
You are going to hell, but this shirt is amazing.. I will see u there.

print them.
jserfoss
jserfoss on Dec 19 '05
there is no absolute proof that jesus ever existed. there is also a book called Gilgamesh that exists hundreds of years before the bible that has similar stories which are in the bible, one of them being the great flood....so how do you know jesus died? it's all myth, but in religion, myth is truth.
EclipseII
EclipseII on Dec 19 '05
55555555555
mahlitzkey
mahlitzkey on Dec 19 '05
its funny but i would never wear it on a shirt in fear of being shot.
africachick
africachick on Dec 19 '05
i don't like it either. it's not cool to make a mockery of the Son of God. but it's not cool to tell people to go to Hell, either. so let me just say i haven't got anything against you, i just think the shirt is wrong. good luck in future submissions, though. next time i would try not making fun of God. just a suggestion.
Ihatecommercials
Ihatecommercials on Dec 19 '05
5 and a gold star.
theMink
theMink on Dec 19 '05
Yeah, I don't really like it - neither the look nor the content. But to jserfoss, There's as much proof that Jesus existed as there is that Henry VIII existed - if you don't see it with your own eyes, you don't have absolute proof, but secular historians mention Jesus's existence and early Christians. Outside of the Bible, there's no absolute proof that he rose from the dead.
amorforhenry
amorforhenry on Dec 19 '05
well done!

crap religion

good tshirt

id wear

$5

x
Ambrizzle
Ambrizzle on Dec 19 '05
Lord, thats funny!
metalfish
metalfish on Dec 19 '05
wow this is soo good. i wish i thought of it. only thing is that he doesnt have a really good angle in his iron cross so i dont think he could get a 10. also his knees are bent. so i would give it maybe a 9.5
LOSMATTOCKS
LOSMATTOCKS on Dec 19 '05
isn't interesting that they aren't trying to keep Henry VIII, Gilgamesh, etc out of schools? out of the news? Out of government?
---
Take a copy of shakesphere and read it in a public square in China?
See what happens
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Take the Holy Bible and read it in a public square in China?
See what happens then.
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isn't it interesting that even here in threadless land jesus can't be ignored?
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it is interesting that we don't see many shirts mocking other religions here?
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The comment posted "if you don't see it with your own eyes, you don't have absolute proof"
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You can't see air. Does that mean its not there?
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You can see the affect of air.
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You can see the Affect of God.
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You can add something to air and see the movement of air as you can see the movement of God in a believers life.
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Why do people feel so strongly about God whether for or against?
---
"I Corinthians 1:18"

didyouevergetafeelingofdread?
pwnd. 5
64crayolas
64crayolas on Dec 19 '05
You either love it or hate it.

I THINK IT'S EXCELLENT AND CLEVER.

5$
sedlit
sedlit on Dec 19 '05
can you make a design SATAN WINS ONLY BRONZE!!!!
Bisquick
Bisquick on Dec 19 '05
It's perfectly understandable to be offended by this, but who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? If you can't stand back and look at yourself and your beliefs critically once in awhile (and yes, laugh at yourself on occasion) then your faith will merely stagnate. The maker of this shirt doesn't need to grow up, but there are a lot of "Christians" out there who really need to GROW.

4 for the idea itself, but 2 on the execution (no pun intended), so I give it a 3.
WestWasWon
WestWasWon on Dec 19 '05
hmm m. . lets see.
this shirt is pretty funny.
im a christian and it kind of makes me cringe a bit when i laugh but whatev.
people do need to loosen up a bit and i think all the people who are "sickened" by this shirt especially Coldseptemberx3 should remember the sick shit in their lives called sin.
its way more "disgusting" than this shirt.
rocknerd18
rocknerd18 on Dec 19 '05
I'm not gonna lie. Even though I'm Catholic, I laughed when I first saw this shirt. But then I felt really, really, really bad about it.
fastjumper
   fastjumper on Dec 19 '05
OMG




yes,i want it!
karateburger
karateburger on Dec 19 '05
THIS MANS A TRACER:

http://www.holywoundsapostolate.com/assets/images/Jesusoncross.jpg

first page of the Google image search as well. not that jesus is copyrighted or anything, but as an illustrator, i cant stand for people trying to pass off the work of others as their own.

and your other sub is 'lucifer loves me'? you need a hug.
gerpander
gerpander on Dec 19 '05
I'll give thirty coins for this one, print it.
elamberdor
elamberdor on Dec 19 '05
"Don't like it at all. You should try to stay away from religion and politics as to not offend anyone."

and while we're at it, lets avoid the colour red just in case it enrages any large sea bass...

love the idea, maybe we get away with things easier in australia, i'd wear it not for the religion bashing, but just because its a great idea.
Keep on truckin'
IncuChic
IncuChic on Dec 19 '05
Yes, it is a funny concept... but none the less offensive. And I agree with the person who said something along the lines of Christianity getting bashed more than other religions.
What would happen if we made a Jew bashing shirt? Or a Hindu Hate shirt?

Im giving you a 4 just because its a creative idea... but no "I would buy it"
DrLuftwaffle
DrLuftwaffle on Dec 19 '05
LOSMATTOCKS, I vote 0 on your post, would not read again.

Generally Id offer arguments, but youre an idiot.

PS- shirt made me LOL again.
b.x.fish
b.x.fish on Dec 19 '05
lots of people i would buy it for, but wouldn't wear it myself. i'd still give it a 5
veganlove
veganlove on Dec 19 '05
you're brilliant.

<3

5
BobDole41
BobDole41 on Dec 19 '05
I think this might make a better submission for www.tshirthell.com
SoundsLikeGab
SoundsLikeGab on Dec 19 '05
that's clever....but just horrible, really really horrible
Colsenn
Colsenn on Dec 19 '05
wow, that kind of hurts :|

1) not cool to tell somebody their going to go to hell like you decide who goes or not.
2) if you're offended by this shirt it's should be because somebodys making fun of a guy who suffered and died for him/her and doesnt understand what he/she is doing. Not because. It's a blow to your 'religion' and thus hurting your pride.
3) you've been lied to. Christianity aint a religion. it's a relationship with God interceeded by Jesus christ.
dotcom
dotcom on Dec 19 '05
made me laugh....

if your offended by this shirt that's good.
you probably need to be offended.

$4
crumperfumkins
crumperfumkins on Dec 19 '05
ingenus, not what I would wear.

Hahahaha, it really is funny though.
aeondove
aeondove on Dec 19 '05
woah, did i get the wrong website??
I thought it was threadless.com, not tasteless.com!

All the same, the style is good on the judges. I'd like to see something else you could do with that style that would be classier.
aeondove
aeondove on Dec 19 '05
oh, and p.s.
dotcom? I think you meant to say "if YOU'RE offended...."
See, You're is a contraction for you are, where your is the posessive form of the word. Just a tip. ;)
RNWEN
RNWEN on Dec 19 '05
Okay, so I get where you are going with this one, but maybe not taking it to that extreme of a level. I am not a Christian, but I find this belittling of those who suffered on the cross (and I am talking about more people than just Jesus). I would buy this shirt if he looked a little less dead and cruxified. I know that changes the impact of the shirt, but I truly believe it makes it much less offensive. :) A great concept, though!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Dec 19 '05
the only thing i've got to say is, JC'd better watch his back when it comes to those Romanians, they are the masters of the rings...

i think STG pointed out earlier, but ditch the Oly rings on the judge's table with something else...
plans
plans on Dec 19 '05
benny breaks, at 12:07pm on Dec 19, 2005
...why does everyone seem to focus on Christianity when they bash a religion?

--I was just going to ask that.


BlameTheSuburbs, at 12:12pm on Dec 19, 2005
Because its less offensive and more appropriate to bash the religion that you are most familiar with.

--I disagree. "more appropriate" -is it EVER appropriate to "bash" a religion?


I think the shirt's funny, but very tastleless. $0
andischreff
andischreff on Dec 19 '05
hahaha the suffering of this man is so hilarious!! man i'm so sadistic that i actually enjoy laughing about the tortment of other people!! ha ha ha!! ain't it fun bein' fucked up in the head?! so fucking fun!! ha ha ha!!! yay!!!! *sarcastic hat off*
haitiantrackstar
haitiantrackstar on Dec 19 '05
its sad that you have to choose a religious figure to try and get a $1000 on threadless. be more creative and less controversial.
vodka fosterkids
vodka fosterkids on Dec 19 '05
hahahaha, thats so hilariously insane , i love it.

4$
gh0st
gh0st on Dec 19 '05
er, it's okay; maybe peopel are just taking htings too seriously

but i'd definitely not buy this shirt...

probably because it's his cruxifiction pose. executed very, very poorly; tactless, tasteless, sorry.
gh0st
gh0st on Dec 19 '05
and maybe if i spelled correctly, people would take my comment seriously. :P
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Dec 20 '05
so very tasteless.....
elzybit
elzybit on Dec 20 '05
If you don't go for a little controversy now and then, all you'll get is more tree and flower and heart designs.

Noticed that the Olympic rings are upside-down - does that stop copy-right? I'd be interested to see Jesus a little less dead-looking and more cartoonish, possibly. I like it and I know people who'd wear it, but I don't think I'd buy it. Still, 4 for tackling a controversial topic. Way to go!
sketch3030
sketch3030 on Dec 20 '05
i could piss off my family with that shirt especially around christmas.

the style is semi-alright. the judges panel kinda throws it off for me though.
DobiFan
DobiFan on Dec 20 '05
wow...this shirt has gotten a lot of comments. I'm not religious but this shocked me at first sight. I don't know how well this will turn out.
jett
jett on Dec 20 '05
couple of thoughts...

if Jesus was as great as we ae historically led to believe, wouldn't He have a GREAT sense of humour? i like to think so.

one time, a very dear but very Christian friend of mine invited me over around Halloween. his place was decorated in anticipation of Trick-Or-Treaters. i looked over to where his crucifix usually hung, and lo-and-behold he had put a Frankenstein mask on Jesus! i really respected him for being able to laugh at himself.

that being said, most of the people who really want to wear this shirt have made it clear that it is "to piss off Christians". i really don't agree with that. it's uncool to persecute anyone for their beliefs, so i have to score it low just because i feel it would be irresponsible to allow Threadless to print something that is going to be used as a device to hurt others.

it's nothing against the design itself. :)
Erinius
Erinius on Dec 20 '05
has anybody here seen Dogma? That's a funny movie! Buddy Jesus! I like this idea, but the dead-looking JC that isn't even your own work isn't cutting it for me. I may be interested if you made the whole thing, instead of taking that shortcut. As for you so-called Christians claiming that the creator of this shirt will go to hell.. PLEASE grow up, you really have no say in whether this person will go to hell or whatever else may happen to this person. Also, people claiming that they would get shot if they wore this: isn't the idea of somebody being so offended by this image, assuming to be such religious people, that they would shoot you.. kind of a contradiction and kind of ironic?
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Dec 20 '05
Jesus jokes are so dumb and leads the joker straight to the burning flames o' hell. but this (and the presentation) is fucking funny.
Scoobs
Scoobs on Dec 20 '05
Does anyone see any irony in the fact that the people complaining are too blinkered to see any problem in stating "Poor execution"?

I love this design. The clashing styles of jesus, and the rest of the scene make it.
simpson_tech
simpson_tech on Dec 20 '05
I' don't like it and the design is stupid. Do not print it, take it of the competition!
spastic_lequeer
spastic_lequeer on Dec 20 '05
Tasteless. Mocks religion. Offensive. Then again, I'm not a God botherer so that'll be a $ 5 then.
chalkalotmilk
chalkalotmilk on Dec 20 '05
This is alotta comments.

Organs
Organs on Dec 20 '05
Yeah, i think it's a little too easy to offend other peoples Deities. Clever design, just inconsiderate to others ideals.
garethw
garethw on Dec 20 '05
I think this design is a DISGRACE !!!!
i feel so hurt i could cry.

i feel like i've been nailed to the cross.

Repent for your sins young man.

tut tut
Chazza
Chazza on Dec 20 '05
such a range of comments, the design is definitely causing controversy and I guess that’s why you had the bulls to put it up.
Nice concept if you can get past the religious offensive part, atleast he is scoring straight 10's.
Merry Christmas!
Ava Adore
Ava Adore on Dec 20 '05
wow alot of comments.
nice design
turtledoves
turtledoves on Dec 20 '05
nice one jesus.
law7355
law7355 on Dec 20 '05
..and the dismount?... he's got to have a good landing to score the tens. And don't go telling me it's happening in three days!
haitiantrackstar
haitiantrackstar on Dec 20 '05
to coldseptemberx3:
so much for constructive and respectful criticizim, huh?
oscarnoah
oscarnoah on Dec 20 '05
I don't understand what's so offensive. I suppose taking Jesus out of any context that isn't strictly biblical gets you on some people's short list, and maybe some could see it as making light of crucifiction imagery, but it's really not making any anti-christian statement. I like the composition and style. I give it a 4 and say yes, I would wear it.

Look at all these comments, people have such strong feelings for Jesus.
mutantparty
mutantparty on Dec 20 '05
christ, will all you bible banging dorks just calm down for once. it's funny. relax. take a quaalude.

i love this shirt. 5 and a buy.
whisper in water
whisper in water on Dec 20 '05
I'm far from religious. I love controversy. And I love offensive things that cause ruckus amoungst tight-ass people with no sense of humour about themselves/society. But seriously, dude, this design is over the line. I wouldn't wear it, and honestly I'd feel a little sick to my stomach if I saw somebody else wearing it.

(I am tempted to launch into a philosophical debate with LOSMATTOCKS where I would discuss the fact that theMink didn't say, "Anything you don't see with your own eyes doesn't exist," but rather that you don't have absolute proof. Then I'd also like to mention to theMink that I think materialists are silly; just because you see something with your eyes doesn't mean you have absolute proof that it exists. But instead I'll leave all this in parentheses so that I can get it out of my system while allowing most people to brush it off as a useless afterthought and thus, not waste their time reading it; philosophy 020 has destroyed my ability to think like a normal teenager.)
dotcom
dotcom on Dec 20 '05
thanks for the grammar tip aeondove....
i'll remember that the next time i'm in a spelling bee.
chalkalotmilk
chalkalotmilk on Dec 20 '05
Whoa! I totally have to agree with law7355 there about the dismount.
montreality
montreality on Dec 20 '05
You should be ashamed.
Whether you're a christian or not, have some respect for people who are.
Some people find this type of thing very inappropriate and offensive.
You should have the decency to restrain yourself from posting such things. I honestly don't care about your beliefs, but I mean, come on, there's a line, and you crossed it going 60.
xsarsx
xsarsx on Dec 20 '05
hahaha i love it.
some people are just slightly uptight, and cant realize the humor in anything.
SheIsDisease
SheIsDisease on Dec 20 '05
I think this is hilarious.

It's been said before, but fuck the naysayers. Anyone who finds THIS offensive needs to take their heads out from between their asscheeks and look at the WORLD. There are alot of other things FAR more offensive than Jesus in the olympics out there.

5 from me. <3

Next time make one with Terry Schiavo in a pie eating contest... that'll raise a ruckus. :)
Nyani
Nyani on Dec 20 '05
wow this could be offensive. but at the same time, i love it.
i dont think i would wear it tho..unless i was feeling social and ready for a fight. @_@

still love the idea :D
101011
101011 on Dec 20 '05
god this is amazing.

$5
Inamorata Clothing
Inamorata Clothing on Dec 20 '05
This shirt, although politicaly incorrect... is totaly amazing... true artistic talent here.
mnfuse
mnfuse on Dec 20 '05
5 alll the way
staffell
staffell on Dec 20 '05
oh wow this is incredible. this is like a blog out of the blog forum.
staffell
staffell on Dec 20 '05
also, this is the best shirt ever.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 20 '05
Wouldn't it be a HOOT if the judges were holding up scorecards which read "6" as opposed to "10"?!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 20 '05
...or would that be TOO too much?
tesko
   tesko on Dec 20 '05
Jesus gets a hard time on the internet : (
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Dec 20 '05
mezo - the score cards reading 6 6 6 would be great!
tomassi
tomassi on Dec 20 '05
true dat tesko! i like this design, but i dont like LOSMATTOCKS post, because I dont like people preaching to me and getting so worked up over a design. hold it down pee pee.
LoveMeElectric
LoveMeElectric on Dec 20 '05
Sick.
gerpander
gerpander on Dec 20 '05
I just got email from Jesus and it says "great work, I want to see this one printed, we haven't laughed up here this hard since Ariel Sharon had a heart attck". So print it already.
unwritten779
unwritten779 on Dec 20 '05
call me stupiud, but i don't get it..help please?
unwritten779
unwritten779 on Dec 20 '05
actually i'm stupid for not spelling stupid right. my bad.
jesicasmart
jesicasmart on Dec 20 '05
hahah I love how some of the people say "I hope you die"
very christian like eh?
All I can say is I want this shirt more than anything---
and I will risk getting my ass kicked at school by 99% of the student body...
oh.. oh yes.. it'll be so worth it

CallmeHobo
CallmeHobo on Dec 20 '05
It really upsets me that all christians get looped into the all "I hope you burn in hell for all eternity" thing. Yeah it pisses me off.
The design is clever, but I don't think I'd wear it.
(I also feel horrible for thinking that it's hilarious, but oh lord, it is sooo funny)
smallapple
smallapple on Dec 20 '05
i just wanted to be a part of this new commenting revolution. 5$
Colsenn
Colsenn on Dec 20 '05
-Stop telling the guy to go to hell! Ahh! *bangs head* That's not what Christians are supposed to do. ;_;

-And may I add this was CLEARLY added to make some contravery because of the line "Mommy wont let me wear this one to church". Yea, Mr. Shirt-Creator, you knew what you were doing.

-Why does everybody here like it because it OFFENDS someone they know? Well geez, why don't I just wear a t-shirt that offends you so I can hear you crab at me because I'm not being considerate of you. How hypocritical.

*But yea, Jesus isn't even holding the rings, not to mention halfe the left arm is chopped off.
canadian surfwax
canadian surfwax on Dec 20 '05
It is very clever, but i think anyone who has read the bible knows that jesus is no athelte he could even stay up on the cross for like a full day, nor could he run away from the romans... anyways i quite liked the fact that you were tastefull enough to make sure there was no spilling blood, so all of you who are offended shouldnt be.
Lucretiska
Lucretiska on Dec 21 '05
I. Love. it. I would wear it in an instant. I admit I would wear the one with the stove before this one, but that's just me.

Christ, what a bunch of cry babies.
Lucretiska
Lucretiska on Dec 21 '05
Oh yeah, I wish the judges were done in a more realistic way. Thx!
Jumme
Jumme on Dec 21 '05
*Sigh* Why isn't there a European Threadless?
kidderliverpool
kidderliverpool on Dec 21 '05
I'm not a Christian, it's just lame and not that funny, 'brave' or outrageous. The drawing isn't that great either.

Fordrick
Fordrick on Dec 21 '05
Clever, but very tasteless and out of line.
shev
shev on Dec 21 '05
HAHAHA safe peeps its da notorious shev here, what a t-shirt, some of you people are dicks tho, getting bare upset by a t-shirt nothing rong with this in my opinion. you bible bashers are silly gays and should go have a bash with a priest. preaching like dogs to people who dont give a shite, ill spank your face u twats. $5
annettettenna
annettettenna on Dec 21 '05
it's alright but a bit tastless and disrespectful towards christians
CapelliRossi
CapelliRossi on Dec 21 '05
You just love contraversy. 0. :D
toque
toque on Dec 21 '05
hilarious. these people who say tasteless must have no sense of humor. and be very christian.
a+
WeWriteTheWrong
WeWriteTheWrong on Dec 21 '05
well,
I though it was funny
goerikat
goerikat on Dec 21 '05
UHMUHGAH
If you made this bigger. It'd be PERFECT.
5$
dorkeh
dorkeh on Dec 21 '05
%$
Klayr
Klayr on Dec 21 '05
That's... just a little fucked up.
staffell
staffell on Dec 21 '05
did i mention that this was the best shirt ever?

i love all 98.05 years of you Pee Pee. Legend.
Cayman
Cayman on Dec 21 '05
hahahahahahahahahahaha you're going to hell.


and so am i. because i f**king love it! 5$$$$$$
Luke...
   Luke... on Dec 21 '05
a cheap pun poorly drawn, using controverial material to sell.
sorry to be harsh, but with all the praise for or against, i felt i needed to add the backlash...this aint no big thing
arethiel
arethiel on Dec 21 '05
wow. just, wow (directed at the comments)
Gustavus
Gustavus on Dec 21 '05
genius! 5 $
tesko
   tesko on Dec 21 '05
ignoring the controversy and content, one thing remains: it looks shit
mattius6
mattius6 on Dec 21 '05
you know, its not really offensive at all. it kind reminds me of monty python. i think anyone who really hates this has something wrong in their head.
flourpower
flourpower on Dec 21 '05
oh wow, you thought of a Jesus joke! too bad you didn't bother to think of a clever or remotely tasteful one.
mellow fellow
mellow fellow on Dec 21 '05
one of the devils should deffinatly be the devil, giving a low score. Then it would be gold.
mellow fellow
mellow fellow on Dec 21 '05
judges*
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Dec 21 '05
Tesko said it best. Obviously just trying to offend people and not really thinking out the design too much.
toomuchthinking86
toomuchthinking86 on Dec 21 '05
I agree with above- I don't think the death of ANYONE is a joke.
Death to the Strawheads
Death to the Strawheads on Dec 21 '05
Part of the reason this works the way it does is because that image of Jesus is such a cliche. Personally I am sick of Jesus jokes, but this is fairly original, and I do like how thoroughly plain it is.

4 from me, no buy
TheSageBean
TheSageBean on Dec 21 '05
hhahahahaahhahahahahahahaahah

this shirts funnny.
TheSageBean
TheSageBean on Dec 21 '05
Anyway, I just like it because it's funny, not because its controversial or whatever. I don't see this being printed anytime soon since there are already so many jesus shirts and this has riled up way too many people. I personally wouldn't wear this myself, but I still gave it a 5 since shirts hardly ever make me laugh out loud.
manabee
manabee on Dec 21 '05
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Jennysthebest
Jennysthebest on Dec 21 '05
haha, I love that contraversial tshirts get so much of a response! I'm all for a little blasphemy, but this is pushing it a bit. Cause I laughed when I saw it, but then I realized that here in Georgia, I would be spit on in the streets.
EmptyApartment
EmptyApartment on Dec 21 '05
wow...thats all i have 2 say..lol
danielson
danielson on Dec 22 '05
Haha, that's brilliant. For the record, my parents who are very much Christians would see the funny side. Glad to see the political correctness brigade jumping on this one without knowing what they're talking about!
Groucho
Groucho on Dec 22 '05
I take it Pee Pee is either from... or has been to Prague... I thought copying i scheating
jtarry
jtarry on Dec 22 '05
I like the concept, but feel that the execution falls short. the treatment of jesus on the rings is great. in fact, the shirt would probably be near perfect with just that alone.

however, the judges seem rushed. the style is incongruous with the jesus on the rings. the olympic symbols on the table are unnecessary. it would be much more funny if the judges weren't all holding the same score (there's always that one russian judge who rates 5.3).

but truly, the judges are needed. it would be a much more sophisticated shirt without them. nice choice of colors, though.
jtarry
jtarry on Dec 22 '05
crap, that was supposed to say, "truly, the judges are NOT needed". typo.
fergi
fergi on Dec 22 '05
i agree with jtarry. that's twice today!
damn funny, but then, i think jesus is funny anyways. obviously not christian.
Agent _retro
Agent _retro on Dec 22 '05
I can't stop freaking laughing....
djpbnj
djpbnj on Dec 22 '05
WWJS

What Would Jesus Score

I love it!
sh4yn4
sh4yn4 on Dec 22 '05
I can't say I"m a fan at all. The whole jesus doing silly things on a tshirt thing has been done. It maybe offensive, but definately not original.
flokati_sunshine3596
flokati_sunshine3596 on Dec 22 '05
tasteless and extremely rude to Christians. this is basically making fun of Christians and their beliefs, as if it's all just a joke. making fun of the death of the Lord is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. YOU may not believe it, but he died for you. and this is how we repay him. by putting Him on the rings and having judges score him in the olympics. and for all you people calling us bible-bashers/thumpers.....sorry. apparently you dont have a life. :)

"you know, its not really offensive at all. it kind reminds me of monty python. i think anyone who really hates this has something wrong in their head. "
WRONG! obviously more than one person is offended over here. it's disrespectful and inconsiderate of others.

pathetic.
quirkykitsch
quirkykitsch on Dec 22 '05
*giggle* I tried reading all the comments but there were too many. And most of them were lame and repetitive...

"Tasteless"
"You're going to hell"
"Offensive"
"Wouldn't wear it in fear of getting shot..."
blah blah blah...

All of those may be true, but who cares? If you don't like it then don't buy it? *shrugs* I would DEFINITELY buy this. And I live in the Bible Belt too. May not be able to wear it to school, but I'd wear it everywhere else.

One thought: "IF you drew Jesus the same way as the little judges, it'd be way better."

But other than that, total $5
bluesnacks
bluesnacks on Dec 22 '05
^ YES! thank you for saying that.

bluesnacks
bluesnacks on Dec 22 '05
i meant... to flokati_sunshine.
Steinbach
Steinbach on Dec 22 '05
this makes me so happy. ;0
Lutherbeck
Lutherbeck on Dec 22 '05
very nice....this is the longest comments I've ever seen.
xdork
xdork on Dec 22 '05
ahaha i would deffinitelly wear this

jesus has enough followers, he needs a few more haters.
KM3
KM3 on Dec 22 '05
$5. A perfect Christmas gift for anybody!
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on Dec 22 '05
Whoa, way too many comments to read... but I'll put in my two cents anyway:

I'm not going to damn you to hell, but neither do I condone this shirt. I admit it's "funny" but as a Christian, I think it crosses the line for me and I wouldn't wear it or like seeing anyone else wear it.

I think God has a sense of humor but this goes much too far and it's just going to stir up negative feelings on both sides rather than end up as an appreciated design.
allenreed
allenreed on Dec 23 '05
its a very creative idea.. but wow is that offensive.
you either dont believe, in or want to spend eternity in hell..
hm
sashahall
sashahall on Dec 23 '05
Just the fact that there are 184 comments (and counting) makes this shirt successful on some level. It riles people and makes them either love it or hate it.
Controversy is a GOOD thing, people need to shake things up every once in awhile or else we all remain mindless politically correct robots.
PsychedelicShroomTea
PsychedelicShroomTea on Dec 23 '05
Im not a hard-core christian or anything, but it IS a little controversial. The drawing style is cool. Man, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP? IM TIRED OF JESUS SHIRTS! no more jesus
jelzic
jelzic on Dec 23 '05
Like the idea of the scores being "6"s....He looks kind sad for someone who just scored perfect 10's
DrawingEvils
   DrawingEvils on Dec 23 '05
"xdork, at 5:22pm on Dec 22, 2005

ahaha i would deffinitelly wear this

jesus has enough followers, he needs a few more haters. "

Why must hate him?
Fostie
Fostie on Dec 23 '05
I am Christian, and I totally love this shirt. I believe that God has humor and we need to be able to laugh at ourselves and at our religion. After all, "God created humans to His representation. The diffrence between Him and us is that we are non-perfect and He is perfect. With other words we could look at humans as a kind of parodies of God." (by Magnus Sandell, a Christian and the editor in chief of a Christian magazine, freely translated by me). =)
haitiantrackstar
haitiantrackstar on Dec 23 '05
"look at humans as kind of parodies of God"? o_O. I don't think its just to laugh at an individual's imperfections just because he/she is trying to follow God.
echoepidemic
echoepidemic on Dec 23 '05
Im really in 'like' with this shirt.
viva la tot
viva la tot on Dec 23 '05
that will NEVER make it on threadless

but its absolutely wonderful, hahahaha


i hope u take the design somewhere else, i love it!
ericaxedge
ericaxedge on Dec 23 '05
Amazing!!!
$5
urxdrawingsxrad
urxdrawingsxrad on Dec 23 '05
i can see the joke in this shirt, and part of me sees the funny side of it, and not to sound lame or anything, it is a lot offensive. if i wasn't chatholic or didn't believe in jesus i probly would just think it was funny, but i think thisi is a little to much. i don't mind jesus jokes, but it think people might be so offended because of the position he's in. it's not making fun of just him, but his death. over all though i think the design is very cleve.
iamAndyB
iamAndyB on Dec 23 '05
im a christian, i would never wear this, and i dont think i would ever want anyone to wear it

but its really funny

anonymous
anonymous on Dec 23 '05
i laughed loud
Poohfect87
Poohfect87 on Dec 23 '05
o hey....now THIS one actually IS offensive!
ttoille
ttoille on Dec 23 '05
5$ !!! thats pretty funny... but quite offensive
flokati_sunshine3596
flokati_sunshine3596 on Dec 23 '05
"jesus has enough followers, he needs a few more haters. "

ummm...not really.
TheThirdNipple
TheThirdNipple on Dec 23 '05
I hope this wins!!!! I would be a little afraid to wear it... There should be a series of these, like one for the other deities, just to monopolize the dark humor on religion...
secondfate
secondfate on Dec 23 '05
Holy moly. That's seriously controversial. I commend you for having the balls to actually do something like this. I'm very curious to see what score this gets, and whether or not it gets printed.
KilgoreTrout
KilgoreTrout on Dec 24 '05
I'm not religious, but senseless bashing of religions really pisses me off.

Now whether or not you meant to bash it, I don't know. However I think that other people could be very offended by this, and I don't want to purposely offend anyhow regardless of whether or not I agree with their views. I think we should be respectful, and to me, this isn't.

Meh. Just my $.02
hellolandon
hellolandon on Dec 24 '05
haha,

good design.

im a fan of the jesus myself...

and i dont find this offensive...

come on people...

its funny!
flokati_sunshine3596
flokati_sunshine3596 on Dec 24 '05
yeah, i would say this is definitely not funny. :) if you're a so-called 'fan of jesus' or a 'christian', how can you possibly find this amusing at all? and how can you say you gotta poke some fun at your religion some times? well, all i can say is....Christ is my LIFE, not RELIGION!!!
Two-Players
Two-Players on Dec 24 '05
Oh god, someone's house is going to get bombed for this.


But even that's not going to be as hilarious as this shirt.
spellshred
spellshred on Dec 24 '05
That shirt isn't funny. It's not even that clever or witty. It's sort of pathetic in a way. Very tasteless. What's even sadder? The fact that some even find it to be humorous. Displays the stunted, uninformed, uneducated intellect of the majority of the teen population. I don't 'hope you die' but if this shirt were alive, I wish IT would.
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Dec 24 '05
so many angry jesus lovin teenyboppers here..... Remeber they're actually givivng Christ PERFECT 10's. You know how ridiculously difficult that is to get in an olympic sport? This shirt has come to praise Jesus not bury him.
dez indeed
dez indeed on Dec 24 '05
REGARDLESS of personal religious beliefs, this shirt is tasteless. Whether it was meant as a bash or a "praise" [but i don't think so, JOHN2], it can be interpreted in different ways by different people. I wouldn't wear something that could be interpreted as a direct attack on someone's faith.

[So basically, I'm with spellshred]
CokeMachineGlow
CokeMachineGlow on Dec 24 '05
I'm a big ol' mo anyway, so I'm going to hell regardless. I might as well go wearing a KICK ASS SHIRT like this one. 5$
Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth on Dec 24 '05
You know, so many of the commenters praising this shirt sound asinine, and so many of the commenters denouncing it sound self-righteous and prudish.

The fact of the matter is that the shirt is clever and the humour is pretty irreverent, but it's poorly executed. The incongruity between Jesus and everything else sounds good in theory, but it smacks of a lack of effort in this case. I don't see how it's particularly offensive, though, because it's not like Jesus is eating a baby or something. Frankly, it's no more offensive than "JC was a Streaker," which is an amazing design. The only difference is that " JC was a Streaker" was flawlessly executed, and this one is a little meh.

But if the shirt does scandalizes you in some way, you need to get off your high horse. Jesus may be "your LIFE" (overzealous capitalization included) but that doesn't automatically make him off limits to everyone else. Tom Cruise and Jenna Elfman may believe in aliens as part of their faith, but it doesn't mean I can't rent "Mars Attacks" once in a while and have a few laughs, now does it?

That little diatribe aside, the shirt really isn't all that well done. If it were well designed (and perhaps if it included some way of more explicitly showing that the shirt wasn't outright mocking ole J.C. -- like Satan falling off the balance beam in the background, or something), then maybe I'd buy it. As it stands, I had a chuckle, but that's as much praise as it'll get from me.
HappyGoLucky
HappyGoLucky on Dec 25 '05
I agree, funny premise, poor execution. I laughed, but I would not wear it.
Verynifty
Verynifty on Dec 25 '05
That is awful. I don't feel like it is in the spirit of threadless. Certainly crosses a taste line.
Asthenic
Asthenic on Dec 25 '05
Hah, this is excellent, I don't like the colors though.
5 for making me laugh.
danison
danison on Dec 25 '05
yea.. thats not cool.
IAmShanon
IAmShanon on Dec 25 '05
These people are ridiculous.
This is an AWESOME design and idea.
I really hope they print it.
I would buy it in a heart beat.

Good show.
IAmShanon
IAmShanon on Dec 25 '05
I want to thank everyone that is SO OFFENDED right now for giving me such a good laugh.
danison
danison on Dec 25 '05
dudee..
its Christmas.
this shirt is not needed.
Scaper-X
Scaper-X on Dec 25 '05
OH YES! This is SO my shirt. Printify NOW!

Fiven + $.
maya3
maya3 on Dec 25 '05
very imaginative / interesting.
but sorta depressing ?
forgetaugust
forgetaugust on Dec 25 '05
i find it funny.

i almost puked reading some of the comments, though. how can people be so high strung about their religion that they can't even look outside the box for one goddamn second to recognize humor? for christ's sake, this shirt isn't in any way portraying jesus in a negative way. on the contrary, it's showing him get a perfect 10 across the board - something all the "Christians" should be proud of.

hell, you get a $5 for having the balls to even make such a shirt. i admire you.
napoleon12
napoleon12 on Dec 25 '05
What a great kid you've got to model your shirt.
amzochinco03
amzochinco03 on Dec 25 '05
wait.... This isn't a muslim shirt!?!
notsodarling
notsodarling on Dec 25 '05
Haha, extremely funny and well done, but I'd never wear it. I'll still vote 5 though.
inchoate_beatitude
inchoate_beatitude on Dec 26 '05
ha. i perfer my jesus t-shirts to be a little more blasphemous...but its fabulouso just the same.
chili13
chili13 on Dec 26 '05
Another mediocre designer fishing for comments... 0.
Pee Pee
   Pee Pee on Dec 27 '05
My work here is done...
.moto.
   .moto. on Dec 27 '05
lol. nice going on the comments. not a bad score either.
Colsenn
Colsenn on Dec 27 '05
OK, lets clear this up. He IS going to hell, but not because he's doing bad things(we all do bad things people). But he is going to hell if he doesnt understand that all this Jesus dieing for us is veary real.
9 days later
EclipseII
EclipseII on Jan 05 '06
lol this should have scored way higher :[
28 days later
The Flying Farnsworth
The Flying Farnsworth on Feb 03 '06
"whoever made this one should burn in hell for all eternitythis shirt sucks and i would never give you the satisfaction of wearing it i hope you die "

I don't like this shirt but I don't at all agree with this guy

I would never wish that on anyone and it sucks for the rest of Christians that there are people that are like that.

I apologize for this guy
13 days later
I_heart_ducks
I_heart_ducks on Feb 16 '06
Please do not take Coldseptemberx3 as a representation of Christians. It's people like him/her that make all of us look bad. I really don't like any artist's representation of Jesus, mocking or not. Sorry.
33 days later
staffell
staffell on Mar 22 '06
I love you Pee Pee - and now you've been printed as well haha
14 days later
Tee-Funk
Tee-Funk on Apr 05 '06
Hah hah hah, this is the funniest and most polarizing t-shirt Ive seen and it still scored well despite a whole shit load of zeroes. Wouldnt surprise me if there were alot of 'new members' voting zero just to see this get clocked. Love too know how many votes in total it got. Great work Pee Pee. I like your stuff alot.
19 days later
Pee Pee
   Pee Pee on Apr 25 '06
This t-shirt was too contriversial to be printed here... so I setup a online store for you crazy kids... oh shit, I'm gonna burn in hell! Mwaahahahaa!!!!

http://www.cafepress.com/peepeetees
10 days later
sonmi
   sonmi on May 05 '06
hahahah!
272 days later
J-Ray
J-Ray on Feb 02 '07
wicked
23 days later
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Feb 26 '07
Hey THREADLESS, I'm we're still waiting for this to get printed. Step on it!
45 days later
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Apr 12 '07
NO.
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Apr 14 '07
Hey Threadless, I hope you get the message. Print this now now now!!!
83 days later
Henrik46
Henrik46 on Jul 06 '07
Make fun of Christians all you want, but leave Christ alone. At least when he is being tortured.

No, I didn't find this funny, and yes, I and most other Christians do have a sense of humour.
icebar
icebar on Jul 06 '07
apparently not
37 days later
J-Ray
J-Ray on Aug 13 '07
Holy shit. Noisebot printed this!!!
2 days later
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Aug 15 '07
OH YEAH! The long wait is finally over!!
246 days later
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 18 '08
hahahaha funny
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