Kamtchatka attacs Alaska!!

what?

erm...
what? don't get it...
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Don't understand....

I'd prefer he had either hooves or hands and shoes. Not just white blobs where his extremities should be. But I like the other randomness.

LOL. its so random

I feel like this is trying to hard to be whimsical and "random" (man does that term get thrown around too much).

If it's a Risk reference, make it clearer. If it's a zebra in a suit, well that could be cool too. Work on one idea, ditch the other.