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Dec 06 '05
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artie
artie on Dec 06 '05
i just like it that the heart has an ass
cambert
cambert on Dec 06 '05
I love how the one climbing his leg has buttocks.The hearts look 2D-style next to the more 3D guy though, and they are liver-coloured for no easily appreciable reason. (*shudders at the thought of liver*). Still, the energy is great and the hearts look like they're enjoying the carnage.
stripthebarknow
stripthebarknow on Dec 06 '05
i love that one of them had the forsight to bring a bow and arrow along.
montrealmassacre
montrealmassacre on Dec 06 '05
nice ass :)))
Climbbamboo
Climbbamboo on Dec 06 '05
I love the one with forks, he was totally launched. I like the idea of a "heart attack" but when I first saw it I thought it was another "love hurts" thing. I dont know if there is any way to avoid that but...
His left hand is sweet too. 5.
mad cat
mad cat on Dec 06 '05
I'm all about their teeth!!
mcnasty
mcnasty on Dec 06 '05
i love that little heart ass thats made my day 4
JasonTheDestroyer
JasonTheDestroyer on Dec 06 '05
Best design-with-hearts ever
mc_barbie
mc_barbie on Dec 06 '05
Liking it. If you made the hearts a better red, I'd buy it. 5
abeadles
abeadles on Dec 06 '05
Awesome colors, $6!
You better print this before V-day!
stickymike
   stickymike on Dec 06 '05
Thanks guys!

I actually saw this on a different monitor, an LCD flatscreen type and totally wasnt digging the red color it showed, I would make sure it was a good red if this got printed.

keep the comments coming!

merylk
merylk on Dec 06 '05
this shirt is genius! i love the blood graphic, not too much, but definately noticable. is that arrow directed towards that mans crotch?
merylk
merylk on Dec 06 '05
i hope so
stutte
stutte on Dec 06 '05
another awesome design man. YOU ARE ON FIRE!
starbrown
starbrown on Dec 06 '05
i like the little hearts butt. and i like the one with the fork, that's a clever idea mike, you know the fork. hahahaha

this whole shirt is very nice, and it doesn't surprise me you came up with something that will make one million, yes one million, people want to buy it...

nice job!

i'd buy it, most definetely.

ps- i kind of like the red, i guess that's just me.
FionaB
FionaB on Dec 06 '05
ugh....teeth?
leftcoastenvy
leftcoastenvy on Dec 06 '05
-why are they brown?
+i like the ass.
+the hearts are cute
+love the forks
-don't make the pants on the guy the same color as the shirt it's printed on.

change the pants on the guy and you got yourself a 5 buy.
it's a good shirt overall.
stickymike
   stickymike on Dec 06 '05
Fiona, I remember you saying that "hearts dont have teeth"

now, using this arguement, im gonna have to say, they dont have eyes mouths arms or legs either.

but this is the point

leftcoast-
The hearts are red on my screen, and if its my screen thats off I will make sure it gets printed in red, the pants were either white, skin color or shirt color, so i went with shirt color. Thanks for the constructive attitude and compliments too!
leftcoastenvy
leftcoastenvy on Dec 06 '05
i changed my mind.
they look good brown.
they've grown on me.
so just leave them like that.
if they come out brown, great.
if they come out red, well that's good too.

ran outta colors, eh?
okay, well i guess the blue is better than white or skin.

i'd buy it.
the one with the butt makes me giggle.
plans
plans on Dec 06 '05
Nice. $4
DamnOptimism
DamnOptimism on Dec 06 '05
$5 : )
albinotrash
albinotrash on Dec 06 '05
Ohhhhh I want this so bad. print now! $5!!!
megarockman24
megarockman24 on Dec 06 '05
HAHAH 5$
TheRedSatinPants
TheRedSatinPants on Dec 06 '05
i love this!!! yay!!! hearts...ATTACKING the dude!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow..i'm hyper. anyhow, the one w/ the ass look like he's shagging the dude's leg, but i don't care that much, i love it alllllll.!!!!!!!
beanie2323
beanie2323 on Dec 06 '05
that's brilliant!

5$
Grasshopper30
Grasshopper30 on Dec 06 '05
I hate the shirt color but you still get a 5$. I like dark gray.
kendrick
kendrick on Dec 06 '05
if they dont print this i'll cry
auto_defy
auto_defy on Dec 06 '05
mike,
i love your ass.
haha... just kidding.... this shirt is badass. i'll buy it when it comes out too...
one love.
PsychoDuck84
PsychoDuck84 on Dec 06 '05
i'd buy this for my future ex-boyfriend. (jerk)
$5
splendiferous
splendiferous on Dec 06 '05
this is the funniest design i have ever seen. EVER! if it doesn't get printed, i will go postal on threadless.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Dec 06 '05
I HATE THIS

BAD MEANING
spikeylee
spikeylee on Dec 07 '05
Love it! It can go in two ways: it's the more obvious type of heart attack (where you've eaten too many donuts through out your life and you need a triple bypass kind of heart attack) and it's also in the same vein as love will get you every time.

I'd like it more if the hearts were a move vibrant red. But are they are darker shade to represent evil little hearts?
Chelsie_
Chelsie_ on Dec 07 '05
I LOVE it!!
India
India on Dec 07 '05
India
India on Dec 07 '05
id So get that if it were on a darker colored shirt. I stain light shirts like crazzyyy
myviolentego
myviolentego on Dec 07 '05
extra cool idea dude! 5
SemantiTheft
SemantiTheft on Dec 07 '05
Poor Keith Richards. :(
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Dec 07 '05
hahha heart people!!!!!! christ, all the kids in elementary school use to draw those damn things. Then I graduated from high school and went to art school in SF and there is some painter painting them, in a professional art school!!!

Seriously, people think this design is about having a heart attack or the "pain that love creates" ** whimper ** ,,, dude I know this is about all those 30 year old corn heads still painting heart people.

This is a raucous design, I love it, hilarious.


Empire_of_the_Mad_Monk
Empire_of_the_Mad_Monk on Dec 07 '05
if he was a senior-citizen, perhaps would be funnier (in a very sick ironic way).
pixxxie
pixxxie on Dec 07 '05
damn fucking awsome. although i can't wear light blue shirts (or rather i don't like to wear them) so that color choice makes me sad.
owen skyser-gray
owen skyser-gray on Dec 07 '05
The colors on this are downright amazing no matter what anyone says.
I like how each heart has a different method of punishment. The heart ass is indeed giggle-worthy. This is just a swell shirt, swell enough that I'd wear it even though people would call it corny.
5$
kamprath
kamprath on Dec 07 '05
this one is hilarious. 5!
mandylion77
mandylion77 on Dec 07 '05
lmao the heart on the bottom has cheeks.
awesome idea!
stickymike
   stickymike on Dec 07 '05
couple of different color schemes

http://www.eyegazechicago.com/mike/hacgr.jpg

http://www.eyegazechicago.com/mike/hared.jpg

Cayman
Cayman on Dec 07 '05
totally love this. it's brilliant. $5
digitusboy
digitusboy on Dec 08 '05
awesome! there's even a heartbutt. hahahaa...

$5
vainhope
vainhope on Dec 08 '05
this better win man
mundanemonday
mundanemonday on Dec 08 '05
Dude, I love this shirt. I like it a lot more on green, though.
KillerTofu30
KillerTofu30 on Dec 08 '05
Love it. $5
elephantseed
elephantseed on Dec 08 '05
Rad idea for a nice gouche print or comic, bad tee design.
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Dec 08 '05
I LOVE THE ONES GRABBING HIS HEAD AND THIGH! :)

man, you beat me into it. i was planning to submit this idea.
hunkydo0ky
hunkydo0ky on Dec 08 '05
nice crack-- cute
laeula5008
laeula5008 on Dec 09 '05
THIS IS RAD.. I LOVE IT
Scaper-X
Scaper-X on Dec 09 '05
Yay, stickymike. Fiven + $. Nice end result.
Snooboostoo
Snooboostoo on Dec 09 '05
I am a little weirded out by the fact that one of the hearts has butt cheeks but it is a very cool t-shirt.
AllysonZula
AllysonZula on Dec 09 '05
i think it would be better if the hearts looked like real hearts and didn't have faces or butts. that would be way weirder(and in my opinion, way cooler). then i would buy it. great idea, though. :)
yellowman
yellowman on Dec 09 '05
if you turn the hearts into real hearts then the illustration of the guy would have to be handled differently also, which might cause the image to become more obscure and less humorus. Cartoon hearts are better than "real hearts" in this illo. great work 5+$
ketchup
ketchup on Dec 09 '05
the heart that looks like it's humping the dudes leg makes me giggle
but the heart that has the little pitchforks is my favourite
another swell idea
MysteriousPete
MysteriousPete on Dec 09 '05
I too love the flying forks of doom move, thought i originated that back in the 2nd grade...mmmm..maybe not

but awesome shirt...definbatly a great v-day gift
AlexaCastrate
AlexaCastrate on Dec 09 '05
That's nice enough to party in. Fo' sho'.

Really, though. This made me laugh and squirt a little bit.
Rottenjellie
Rottenjellie on Dec 09 '05
LOL dude, this shirt is awesome..makes me laugh every time
kristinj
kristinj on Dec 09 '05
what a great idea! hilarious! i'd definately buy. $5
cheerupemokid
cheerupemokid on Dec 10 '05
cool!! nice hearty ass
EmmalieV
EmmalieV on Dec 10 '05
omfg this is soooo cute!
nathanael.
nathanael. on Dec 10 '05
this is awesome, i love the little heart guys
5
littlegreengirl
littlegreengirl on Dec 10 '05
Yes! Yes! Yes! $5
Marktron
Marktron on Dec 10 '05
You are the coolest! 5$
dangerrodgers
dangerrodgers on Dec 10 '05
i totally dig this, it's so cool. you rawk my sawks.
dotcom
dotcom on Dec 11 '05
nice. 5.
xdoom
xdoom on Dec 11 '05
I love this. 5.
Verdana
Verdana on Dec 11 '05
Okay, I laughed.

Brill. :)
instantGRAVY
instantGRAVY on Dec 11 '05
i want it!
karls jr
karls jr on Dec 11 '05
$5!!!!!!!!!! this is tight
MiSS_405
MiSS_405 on Dec 11 '05
muahahahaha!! i love it!
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Dec 12 '05
Hey Mike, I just realized that I never commented on this shirt even though I really enjoyed it. I laughed the first time I saw it. I love how they are just happy little evil hearts, like gremlins or something. The only comments I have is that I wish his pants were the darker red like his hair so they would stand out a bit more from the shirt itself. Other than that I love it, and I love their little fun teeth. This is a great shirt.
stickymike
   stickymike on Dec 12 '05
ah thanks Rockslide, I always value your comments,

I never thought of red pants!, maybe if this gets printed It will make it into the final version, great idea my friend

and to everyone else, thanks!
haitiantrackstar
haitiantrackstar on Dec 12 '05
the best heart shirt i've seen yet. 4 and buy
MzPink
MzPink on Dec 13 '05
HAHA I like it. Brutal hearts
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WallsReallyWork
WallsReallyWork on Dec 15 '05
nice score, pi!
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Dec 17 '05
congrats on the ace score!
7 days later
zimfreak
zimfreak on Dec 24 '05
I really hope this gets printed!
160 days later
notta_plane_jane_108
notta_plane_jane_108 on Jun 03 '06
ouuuccchh. yeessss. why do you rock so much? i love all your shirts theyre all so friktacular! okay bye!
E-Jay
E-Jay on Jun 04 '06
I really really wished this shirt would be printed....its so funny and it got a good rating
39 days later
xkylap
xkylap on Jul 14 '06
You're uh-maze-ing.
Definate 5.
17 days later
MrPlate
MrPlate on Jul 31 '06
This is great, I hope it gets printed yet, somehow. Each heart is wickedly cute.
3 days later
R'son-W
R'son-W on Aug 04 '06
Threadless should be printing this as I'm typing.
61 days later
G.D.S.M.S.
G.D.S.M.S. on Oct 05 '06
God that's hilarious!!! WINNER
210 days later
sarahbobera
sarahbobera on May 03 '07
Wow, I'm behind the times.. I almost submitted something similar to this today, but decided to run a search first, and sure enough. I love this design.
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