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1475 days ago
Submitted on:
Nov 06 '05
Scored by:
1,239 people
Comments:
113 comments
Final average score:
3.94 out of 5
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thedirtychicken
thedirtychicken on Nov 11 '05
Holy hell that's funny.

I especially liek how the unicorn is in the water, without a lifeboat
franx
   franx on Nov 11 '05
and that's why we don't have unicorns today.
nice job!
Geoff G
Geoff G on Nov 11 '05
Fucking ace. Love it. $5
kellybelly223
kellybelly223 on Nov 11 '05
Brilliant $5
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Nov 11 '05
this is cooler than the frigidaire I was stuck in when I was 12
scottyo
scottyo on Nov 11 '05
absolute $5... best thing I have seen. I am 10000000% certain this is getting made. good job. Start spending that $$$$ !

blonde8007
blonde8007 on Nov 11 '05
yes this will get made.. brilliant.. i will buy
maggock
maggock on Nov 11 '05
Noah's ark had life boats? Haha, awesome!
label
   label on Nov 11 '05
No wonder the unicorn didnt make it!
Kay0909
Kay0909 on Nov 11 '05
I'd definitely buy this
solocosmo
solocosmo on Nov 11 '05
$5
skipcronin
skipcronin on Nov 11 '05
very clever. am glad you didn't put a penguin on the ice floe... too many peng shirts!!!
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Nov 11 '05
haha!
Rustyglow202224
Rustyglow202224 on Nov 11 '05
ZING
RedBanana
RedBanana on Nov 11 '05
awesome, I knew unicorns were real. too bad they didn't make it.
duply
duply on Nov 11 '05
Oh man, this is such a glennz peice you can tell without even looking at the artists name.

Brilliant 5$,
monarch
monarch on Nov 11 '05
Hilarious.
phones
phones on Nov 11 '05
cool. reminds me of the creationist museum that was on tv the other day- can't believe the earth is only 6000 years old and that there were 2 vegetarian Trex's on noahs ark. Crazy.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/walkthrough/
sintax
sintax on Nov 11 '05
that is the bees knees. a total $5... even though I don't look good in that color of shirt. :(
helo
helo on Nov 11 '05
It's bothering me that there isn't two
of each animal in the life boats.
helo
helo on Nov 11 '05
* aren't
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Nov 11 '05
i saw this and i thought 'damn thats one good artist, either that or this is a glennz!' 5 and buy, as usual :D
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Nov 11 '05
haha $5...clever
Ava Adore
Ava Adore on Nov 11 '05
very nice
mozziethegreat
mozziethegreat on Nov 11 '05
"It's bothering me that there isn't two
of each animal in the life boats. "

Ditto...but this is a way good design.
TeresaM
TeresaM on Nov 11 '05
helo,

I think two of each animal would look crowded on here. Besides, who's to say that there aren't more life boats with more animals that we just can't see.
helo
helo on Nov 11 '05
to TeresaM :

I thought of that too since we
don't see Noah and his family.
Yet I'm still bothered.
owen skyser-gray
owen skyser-gray on Nov 12 '05
something tells me the iceberg could be better... but who am i kidding this is an excellent idea with excellent execution.
5$
sweetmonkeytuesday
sweetmonkeytuesday on Nov 12 '05
LMAO

love it!!

$5
cirque427
cirque427 on Nov 12 '05
this is just awesome--and my name is noah
j.e.l.l.oits alive
j.e.l.l.oits alive on Nov 12 '05
THIS SHIRT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER.
o my god this made me crack up
nice job
5$
Lt Major Burns
Lt Major Burns on Nov 12 '05
brilliant. 5$
mattmc
mattmc on Nov 12 '05
5$
captainfunk
captainfunk on Nov 12 '05
Beautiful!
Guio
Guio on Nov 12 '05
AWW i love this..I am sure this is going to get printed! I WILL buy it!
SuddenPresence
SuddenPresence on Nov 12 '05
I'd look terrible in that color, but worth a 5!!
ccmtcdnt
ccmtcdnt on Nov 12 '05
HAHAHAHAH HELL YES!!!!!!
mattmc
mattmc on Nov 12 '05
this needs to be printed
waterst
waterst on Nov 12 '05
Phewww...at first I laughed, then I saw the unicorn and was stunned. So f'n creative bro! Props to you and you're brain.
vidia
vidia on Nov 12 '05
i like it so much! but i prefer another colour than light blue!
Jonny Whishbone
Jonny Whishbone on Nov 12 '05
Thanxs for making me laugh 2day... and hell yes I am going 2 buy it
R to the Sizzle
R to the Sizzle on Nov 12 '05
Can I just preorder this shirt during the sale?
marythom
marythom on Nov 12 '05
brilliant
willypiva
willypiva on Nov 12 '05
5$ for the unicorn!
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Nov 12 '05
The unicorn made me laugh.
HowlHowlGaffGaff
HowlHowlGaffGaff on Nov 12 '05
i love this and i love you even more

5$
brokencrayon
brokencrayon on Nov 13 '05
please print this... it is one of the few shirts i have seen i would actually buy
xz_
xz_ on Nov 13 '05
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THIS ONE.
laydyvee
laydyvee on Nov 13 '05
love it
mugatu_fashion
mugatu_fashion on Nov 13 '05
Great T, however, not a fan of the blue. It's not the sort of colour I'd wear. But i'm not sure how it would work on a different colour what with being amongst water the blue feels right. Not mush help sorry but still a 5
shes quite convincing
shes quite convincing on Nov 13 '05
love it, a little bit bigger design
5
Bramish
   Bramish on Nov 13 '05
Excellent. Unfortunately, I'm not a fan of baby blue tshirts so I wouldn't buy this. But lots of people would. A 4 from me.
MURL
MURL on Nov 13 '05
I have to agree with Bramish on this one...baby blue tees suck. I absolutely love the design though.....how about on a red shirt so it looks a bit on the evil side....if someone's recommended this already I apologize but I can't sit here and read all these comments.
tesko
   tesko on Nov 13 '05
Glennz mate, you are a fucking machine. Why dont you get all the copyrights for your designs back and publish a book?
tesko
   tesko on Nov 13 '05
and whats up with you not having a website?
Jonoz
Jonoz on Nov 13 '05
with some of the stuff you are producing at the moment they'll need to devote a whole month to your designs that should be printed
fantashstic
fantashstic on Nov 13 '05
i heart this! super 5!
riverxo
riverxo on Nov 13 '05
yes. 5$. extra antlers for making it blue!
]ustin
]ustin on Nov 13 '05
"i was born a unicorn
i missed the ark but I could've sworn you'd wait for me " - from I Was Born A Unicorn by the Unicorns.

LOVE this shirt. awesome awesome awesome.
fovobaki
fovobaki on Nov 13 '05
ahahaha- thats awesome!!

i would so buy it if the chicks ones were in a different colour, or atleast a darker blue- that shade is terrible on me!!!
xisforsxe
xisforsxe on Nov 14 '05
hahahahaha I was totally quoting I Was Born a Unicorn and then I realized someone beat me to it :[
Ronin60
   Ronin60 on Nov 14 '05
nice design; great visually and conceptually!
polar_penguin1
polar_penguin1 on Nov 14 '05
5 and I'd buy it
maxx
maxx on Nov 14 '05
dunno man...
I think it similiar with

http://www.otoons.com/joke&game/noah.htm
Kleiner
Kleiner on Nov 14 '05
haha ..you rock man! 5 points!

great illustration.
amigovirgen
amigovirgen on Nov 14 '05
unicorns !!
amigovirgen
amigovirgen on Nov 14 '05
haaaaaaaaaaa i get it siene teh unicorn its not in the boat he died and then they didn't make it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
stotty01
   stotty01 on Nov 14 '05
I think this is the best t-shirt design i've seen on threadless ever!!! 5 and a definite buy. Glennz you rule.
The Boss
The Boss on Nov 14 '05
I love how the unicorn isn't in a lifeboat! I will buy this right now!
jackanapes
jackanapes on Nov 14 '05
as soon as i read the title and saw the thumbnail, i knew exactly what this was going to be. AWESOME. $5. but why is the giraffe bigger than the elephant?
DaintyBuffalo
DaintyBuffalo on Nov 14 '05
This is so awesome, its impossible to explain the huge amount of awesomeness this has...



$5
Pifman
Pifman on Nov 15 '05
Yeah there were two of every animal, but I bet most people would never think of that. Good job.
Hello friends
Hello friends on Nov 15 '05
I don't get it. Is it suppose to be funny? Wouldn't buy it. Not too original. But good graphics.
sixwhitelies
sixwhitelies on Nov 15 '05
Oh, there are no words.

$5
treeplanter
treeplanter on Nov 15 '05
There are no words because it is rediculously depressing. $0.00
esala23
esala23 on Nov 15 '05
WoW!!! This is Great! Good Job!!!
polar_penguin1
polar_penguin1 on Nov 15 '05
Awesome. 5 and a buy
kadzkidz
kadzkidz on Nov 15 '05
I LOVE it, PRINT THIS, there haven't been any Glenn Jones originals in a while and i'm sick of the crap that they have been printing lately. nothing good for the last 4 weeks except for "walk instead"

$5 Definately
MaitreDico
MaitreDico on Nov 16 '05
haha, fantastic! Adding in the unicorn was clever - $5
minodude
minodude on Nov 16 '05
Just faboo, as with all your designs. Great.
cemo
cemo on Nov 16 '05
rofl 5$
TenaciousDrew
TenaciousDrew on Nov 16 '05
That shirt is perfect! 5$
maxwhite
maxwhite on Nov 16 '05
HAHAHAHHA.

I started loling. ILU.

5$
penpal
penpal on Nov 16 '05
the ideas so clever and the design is awesome. good job!
numberboy8
numberboy8 on Nov 16 '05
This is too good.

They make it, i'll buy it.
Quarry
Quarry on Nov 16 '05
You rock Mr Rocker! $5
Demibeast
Demibeast on Nov 17 '05
Love the design but would never buy or wear anything that is baby blue
simster214
simster214 on Nov 17 '05
$5 Another one in the bag for glennz! Now i know why unicorns dont exist anymore and that noah was driving the titanic!!!! :O
Matuso
Matuso on Nov 17 '05
Irked about the missing match of the animals (there's only one of each), but I still love it.
green-means-go
green-means-go on Nov 17 '05
There's a Shel Silverstein poem where God's talking to Noah & he keeps telling him "don't you forget my unicorns." Well he ends up forgetting them or they miss the boat or something, and this shirt reminds me of that.

Which is a long-winded way of saying it makes me sad, but I love it.
westendgirl
westendgirl on Nov 17 '05
This is fantastic! gosh those are some sturdy lifeboats...
blandford
blandford on Nov 18 '05
it does look like it hit an iceberg- or is that the top of the Mount Ararat?
DARE I say I don't care for everything Glennz does, or will I be permanently ostracized for that?

I've seen this idea before.
I think it insults a lot of peoples' faith to suggest that the ark sank. I know it's not supposed to be taken that seriously, but it's kind of a cheap shot, like the Zombie Jesus & stuff.
R to the Sizzle
R to the Sizzle on Nov 18 '05
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this one's got a chance of being printed.

3.94, congrats Glenn.
smilinsara
smilinsara on Nov 18 '05
holy shit. this came close to thye 3.98 that predicament got. only this is actually original.
SaintofKillers
SaintofKillers on Nov 18 '05
OMG 5! This shirt must be printed immediately!
hi-fi gods
hi-fi gods on Nov 18 '05
I was born a unicornnnnnn
i missed the ark but i could have sworn
you wiat for meeeeeeeeeeeeee


-Chris
tmonster
tmonster on Nov 19 '05
Absolutely fantastic! I want this shirt! :)
dorkeh
dorkeh on Nov 19 '05
I'd buy it on a differnt colour.
2 days later
Dreamcore
Dreamcore on Nov 22 '05
http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/70605/0104Jaynestown/01x04-14.wav

5.
dorkeh
dorkeh on Nov 23 '05
Like dark blue.
Yes, dark blue.
laurelxcore
laurelxcore on Nov 24 '05
Very clever. I love it!!
controversy
controversy on Nov 25 '05
this is wonderful.
ekyman
ekyman on Nov 25 '05
This has toget printed.
Especially since "I need ID" didn't get printed!!!
http://www.threadless.com/submission/49806/I'm_gonna_need_to_see_some_ID.
2 days later
asher27
asher27 on Nov 28 '05
how was this not printed? its the second highest scoring shirt ever! and the first was... well a fraud in my opinion...
ehirschklau
ehirschklau on Nov 30 '05
very clever. very talented.
soniqred
soniqred on Dec 01 '05
So when's this thing gonna be printed?
kendrick
kendrick on Dec 02 '05
HAHAHAHAHHA i busted out laughing
sharpie
sharpie on Dec 03 '05
what was the highest scoring shirt ever?
Why Not?
Why Not? on Dec 04 '05
I want this now!
dropowtt
dropowtt on Dec 04 '05
3.94? that's insane!!! great submission
73 days later
ihugelephants
ihugelephants on Feb 16 '06
like what ]ustin said..
it reminded me of the song "i was born(a unicorn)" by the unicorns!!
it explains why there aint no unicorns left in the world because they missed the ark. I like your idea too how they just fell out. BRILLIANT!!
87 days later
JéF...
JéF... on May 15 '06
...ANIMAL IDEA!!!...CONGRATULATIONS!!!...
208 days later
Carls Sr
Carls Sr on Dec 10 '06
Fantasia 2000?
38 days later
favouritesky
favouritesky on Jan 17 '07
ace!
19 days later
sherambles
sherambles on Feb 05 '07
It's not funny.
3 days later
schleb
schleb on Feb 09 '07
On the contrary, it's quite funny.
12 days later
boardman1000
boardman1000 on Feb 21 '07
it is hilarious
424 days later
rekreation
rekreation on Apr 21 '08
ooouuu! ;-)
22 days later
jellymud
jellymud on May 14 '08
aww... wat about the unicorn!?
krystal d
krystal d on May 14 '08
i love it! its good
334 days later
seafoam
seafoam on Apr 13 '09
I got this for Xmas from my dear cuzzie :-D Cool design!!
58 days later
CaptainetteZombie_KK
CaptainetteZombie_KK on Jun 11 '09
*le gaspe!* it makes me sad to know thatswhy the unicorn doesn't exist.. :[[[[
i love this shirt :]
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