Threadless T-Shirts - Biblical Disaster

Biblical Disaster

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Glennz
on Nov 06 '05

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Average score:

3.94 out of 5

Number scored:

1,239 people

Scoring finished:

916 days ago

Comments:

113 comments

Design forum

thedirtychicken on Nov 11 '05

Holy hell that's funny.

I especially liek how the unicorn is in the water, without a lifeboat

franx on Nov 11 '05

and that's why we don't have unicorns today.
nice job!

Geoff G on Nov 11 '05

Fucking ace. Love it. $5

kellybelly223 on Nov 11 '05

Brilliant $5

wullagaru on Nov 11 '05

this is cooler than the frigidaire I was stuck in when I was 12

scottyo on Nov 11 '05

absolute $5... best thing I have seen. I am 10000000% certain this is getting made. good job. Start spending that $$$$ !

blonde8007 on Nov 11 '05

yes this will get made.. brilliant.. i will buy

maggock on Nov 11 '05

Noah's ark had life boats? Haha, awesome!

label on Nov 11 '05

No wonder the unicorn didnt make it!

Kay0909 on Nov 11 '05

I'd definitely buy this

solocosmo on Nov 11 '05

skipcronin on Nov 11 '05

very clever. am glad you didn't put a penguin on the ice floe... too many peng shirts!!!

funkie fresh on Nov 11 '05

haha!

Rustyglow202224 on Nov 11 '05

ZING

RedBanana on Nov 11 '05

awesome, I knew unicorns were real. too bad they didn't make it.

duply on Nov 11 '05

Oh man, this is such a glennz peice you can tell without even looking at the artists name.

Brilliant 5$,

monarch on Nov 11 '05

Hilarious.

phones on Nov 11 '05

cool. reminds me of the creationist museum that was on tv the other day- can't believe the earth is only 6000 years old and that there were 2 vegetarian Trex's on noahs ark. Crazy.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/walkthrough/

sintax on Nov 11 '05

that is the bees knees. a total $5... even though I don't look good in that color of shirt. :(

helo on Nov 11 '05

It's bothering me that there isn't two
of each animal in the life boats.

helo on Nov 11 '05

* aren't

cement_shoes on Nov 11 '05

i saw this and i thought 'damn thats one good artist, either that or this is a glennz!' 5 and buy, as usual :D

Roostersauce on Nov 11 '05

haha $5...clever

Ava Adore on Nov 11 '05

very nice

mozziethegreat on Nov 11 '05

"It's bothering me that there isn't two
of each animal in the life boats. "

Ditto...but this is a way good design.

TeresaM on Nov 11 '05

helo,

I think two of each animal would look crowded on here. Besides, who's to say that there aren't more life boats with more animals that we just can't see.

helo on Nov 11 '05

to TeresaM :

I thought of that too since we
don't see Noah and his family.
Yet I'm still bothered.

owen skyser-gray on Nov 12 '05

something tells me the iceberg could be better... but who am i kidding this is an excellent idea with excellent execution.
5$

sweetmonkeytuesday on Nov 12 '05

LMAO

love it!!

$5

cirque427 on Nov 12 '05

this is just awesome--and my name is noah

j.e.l.l.oits alive on Nov 12 '05

THIS SHIRT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER.
o my god this made me crack up
nice job
5$

Lt Major Burns on Nov 12 '05

brilliant. 5$

mattmc on Nov 12 '05

captainfunk on Nov 12 '05

Beautiful!

Guio on Nov 12 '05

AWW i love this..I am sure this is going to get printed! I WILL buy it!

SuddenPresence on Nov 12 '05

I'd look terrible in that color, but worth a 5!!

ccmtcdnt on Nov 12 '05

HAHAHAHAH HELL YES!!!!!!

mattmc on Nov 12 '05

this needs to be printed

waterst on Nov 12 '05

Phewww...at first I laughed, then I saw the unicorn and was stunned. So f'n creative bro! Props to you and you're brain.

vidia on Nov 12 '05

i like it so much! but i prefer another colour than light blue!

Jonny Whishbone on Nov 12 '05

Thanxs for making me laugh 2day... and hell yes I am going 2 buy it

R to the Sizzle on Nov 12 '05

Can I just preorder this shirt during the sale?

marythom on Nov 12 '05

brilliant

willypiva on Nov 12 '05

5$ for the unicorn!

Skipper6745 on Nov 12 '05

The unicorn made me laugh.

HowlHowlGaffGaff on Nov 12 '05

i love this and i love you even more

5$

brokencrayon on Nov 13 '05

please print this... it is one of the few shirts i have seen i would actually buy

xz_ on Nov 13 '05

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THIS ONE.

laydyvee on Nov 13 '05

love it

mugatu_fashion on Nov 13 '05

Great T, however, not a fan of the blue. It's not the sort of colour I'd wear. But i'm not sure how it would work on a different colour what with being amongst water the blue feels right. Not mush help sorry but still a 5

shes quite convincing on Nov 13 '05

love it, a little bit bigger design
5

Bramish on Nov 13 '05

Excellent. Unfortunately, I'm not a fan of baby blue tshirts so I wouldn't buy this. But lots of people would. A 4 from me.

MURL on Nov 13 '05

I have to agree with Bramish on this one...baby blue tees suck. I absolutely love the design though.....how about on a red shirt so it looks a bit on the evil side....if someone's recommended this already I apologize but I can't sit here and read all these comments.

tesko on Nov 13 '05

Glennz mate, you are a fucking machine. Why dont you get all the copyrights for your designs back and publish a book?

tesko on Nov 13 '05

and whats up with you not having a website?

Jonoz on Nov 13 '05

with some of the stuff you are producing at the moment they'll need to devote a whole month to your designs that should be printed

fantashstic on Nov 13 '05

i heart this! super 5!

riverxo on Nov 13 '05

yes. 5$. extra antlers for making it blue!

]ustin on Nov 13 '05

"i was born a unicorn
i missed the ark but I could've sworn you'd wait for me " - from I Was Born A Unicorn by the Unicorns.

LOVE this shirt. awesome awesome awesome.

fovobaki on Nov 13 '05

ahahaha- thats awesome!!

i would so buy it if the chicks ones were in a different colour, or atleast a darker blue- that shade is terrible on me!!!

xisforsxe on Nov 14 '05

hahahahaha I was totally quoting I Was Born a Unicorn and then I realized someone beat me to it :[

Ronin60 on Nov 14 '05

nice design; great visually and conceptually!

polar_penguin1 on Nov 14 '05

5 and I'd buy it

maxx on Nov 14 '05

dunno man...
I think it similiar with

http://www.otoons.com/joke&game/noah.htm

Kleiner on Nov 14 '05

haha ..you rock man! 5 points!

great illustration.

amigovirgen on Nov 14 '05

unicorns !!

amigovirgen on Nov 14 '05

haaaaaaaaaaa i get it siene teh unicorn its not in the boat he died and then they didn't make it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny

stotty01 on Nov 14 '05

I think this is the best t-shirt design i've seen on threadless ever!!! 5 and a definite buy. Glennz you rule.

The Boss on Nov 14 '05

I love how the unicorn isn't in a lifeboat! I will buy this right now!

jackanapes on Nov 14 '05

as soon as i read the title and saw the thumbnail, i knew exactly what this was going to be. AWESOME. $5. but why is the giraffe bigger than the elephant?

DaintyBuffalo on Nov 14 '05

This is so awesome, its impossible to explain the huge amount of awesomeness this has...

$5

Pifman on Nov 15 '05

Yeah there were two of every animal, but I bet most people would never think of that. Good job.

Hello friends on Nov 15 '05

I don't get it. Is it suppose to be funny? Wouldn't buy it. Not too original. But good graphics.

sixwhitelies on Nov 15 '05

Oh, there are no words.

$5

treeplanter on Nov 15 '05

There are no words because it is rediculously depressing. $0.00

esala23 on Nov 15 '05

WoW!!! This is Great! Good Job!!!

polar_penguin1 on Nov 15 '05

Awesome. 5 and a buy

kadzkidz on Nov 15 '05

I LOVE it, PRINT THIS, there haven't been any Glenn Jones originals in a while and i'm sick of the crap that they have been printing lately. nothing good for the last 4 weeks except for "walk instead"

$5 Definately

MaitreDico on Nov 16 '05

haha, fantastic! Adding in the unicorn was clever - $5

minodude on Nov 16 '05

Just faboo, as with all your designs. Great.

cemo on Nov 16 '05

rofl 5$

TenaciousDrew on Nov 16 '05

That shirt is perfect! 5$

maxwhite on Nov 16 '05

HAHAHAHHA.

I started loling. ILU.

5$

penpal on Nov 16 '05

the ideas so clever and the design is awesome. good job!

numberboy8 on Nov 16 '05

This is too good.

They make it, i'll buy it.

Quarry on Nov 16 '05

You rock Mr Rocker! $5

Demibeast on Nov 17 '05

Love the design but would never buy or wear anything that is baby blue

simster214 on Nov 17 '05

$5 Another one in the bag for glennz! Now i know why unicorns dont exist anymore and that noah was driving the titanic!!!! :O

Matuso on Nov 17 '05

Irked about the missing match of the animals (there's only one of each), but I still love it.

green-means-go on Nov 17 '05

There's a Shel Silverstein poem where God's talking to Noah & he keeps telling him "don't you forget my unicorns." Well he ends up forgetting them or they miss the boat or something, and this shirt reminds me of that.

Which is a long-winded way of saying it makes me sad, but I love it.

westendgirl on Nov 17 '05

This is fantastic! gosh those are some sturdy lifeboats...

blandford on Nov 18 '05

it does look like it hit an iceberg- or is that the top of the Mount Ararat?
DARE I say I don't care for everything Glennz does, or will I be permanently ostracized for that?

I've seen this idea before.
I think it insults a lot of peoples' faith to suggest that the ark sank. I know it's not supposed to be taken that seriously, but it's kind of a cheap shot, like the Zombie Jesus & stuff.

R to the Sizzle on Nov 18 '05

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this one's got a chance of being printed.

3.94, congrats Glenn.

smilinsara on Nov 18 '05

holy shit. this came close to thye 3.98 that predicament got. only this is actually original.

SaintofKillers on Nov 18 '05

OMG 5! This shirt must be printed immediately!

hi-fi gods on Nov 18 '05

I was born a unicornnnnnn
i missed the ark but i could have sworn
you wiat for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Chris

tmonster on Nov 19 '05

Absolutely fantastic! I want this shirt! :)

dorkeh on Nov 19 '05

I'd buy it on a differnt colour.

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Dreamcore on Nov 22 '05

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/70605/0104Jaynestown/01x04-14.wav

5.

dorkeh on Nov 23 '05

Like dark blue.
Yes, dark blue.

laurelxcore on Nov 24 '05

Very clever. I love it!!

controversy on Nov 25 '05

this is wonderful.

ekyman on Nov 25 '05

This has toget printed.
Especially since "I need ID" didn't get printed!!!
http://www.threadless.com/submission/49806/I'm_gonna_need_to_see_some_ID.

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asher27 on Nov 28 '05

how was this not printed? its the second highest scoring shirt ever! and the first was... well a fraud in my opinion...

ehirschklau on Nov 30 '05

very clever. very talented.

soniqred on Dec 01 '05

So when's this thing gonna be printed?

kendrick on Dec 02 '05

HAHAHAHAHHA i busted out laughing

sharpie on Dec 03 '05

what was the highest scoring shirt ever?

Why Not? on Dec 04 '05

I want this now!

dropowtt on Dec 04 '05

3.94? that's insane!!! great submission

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ihugelephants on Feb 16 '06

like what ]ustin said..
it reminded me of the song "i was born(a unicorn)" by the unicorns!!
it explains why there aint no unicorns left in the world because they missed the ark. I like your idea too how they just fell out. BRILLIANT!!

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