i recently founded a religion called telecommunicationism based around the belief that the universe was formed when the blood of a giant owl was sacrificed by a cat man with a crossbow.

i love the shirt, but ... seriously? telecommunicationism?

i need this shirt so i can tell people that i'm a telecommunicationist and then tell the story.

Why don't you just join a mainstream religion like Oprahism?

Seriously though.. If you are planning onadvertising this religion, you should have some text on the back. Perhaps a catchy slogan like "Cat Man Saves" and a little description of how the joys of telecommunicationism fill the God shaped vacuum in each and every one of our poor souls.

What does the cyclops dog have to do with it?

i don't think the gurglagon is really a telecommunicatist, but it's just an interesting story. :-P creepy, but i like it with the background.

this is hillarious.
i think i would actually buy this.
but only cause other poeple will be totally confused... unlike me who is just plain confused.
i think i would also like a shirt that just had that progression of those planets across the chest

cool! I like the confusing factor, I kind of interpreted it through the fact that i'm a vegetarian. The guy holding the arrow looks really sad/sickly, but at the same time, the colors add a lighter touch to the whole concept

So, where's pluto?

the style reminds me of the street artist "neckface".

I expect its part of your religion, so could you please explain your belief that the sun is a cyclops quadrapod?

And I expect Pluto feels left out...

It looks like the retarded cousin of the Pringles guy skewering a giant piece of underpants-wearing turd. Whatever your religion is, who would actually wear that?

Me!

to answer your questions:

the cyclops dog represents the solar system's impending doom, as it is dragged closer and closer toward the sun.

pluto is not present because the planet pluto began to orbit the sun much later than the other planets, this is before pluto was a member of the solar system

sign me up! For both the shirt and the religion! All hail Cat-Man with Crossbow!

no text- i love this

underpants wearing turd, as opposed to non-underpants wearing turd...hmmm, I prefer this version.

well... its definately and interesting concept... but it seems a little scattered and unorganized. do you have add maybe? j/p. maybe put the planets on the bottom right of the shirt, about an inch or two up from the hem.

teley he be what ee?

NECK FACE RIP OFF
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could you please give me the link to whatever i ripped off, because ive never heard of neckface, and i cant find anything on his site that looks that similar to this.

EXCELLENT, I love this and would definately buy it.

Oooooooh... That explains everything.

um. I wish I could give a high score because I like your style, and that your subjects are very offbeat. But the 2 main characters are too gross and sad.

Neckface, whatever... no one works in isolation or without inspiration (conscious or not)

Good stuff... u've got my support