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Bukkake!

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Aug 04 '05
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Revinant

About my design

by Revinant
Bukkake!
travis76
   travis76 on Aug 04 '05
i was thinking of doing a japanese woman drowning in man juice, but thought better for it...
PeteyPie
PeteyPie on Aug 04 '05
lol how'd you get away with that?? awesome though. I'm buying 10 when it comes out...
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 04 '05
It's always a party when "BUKKAKE!" is involved.
dothetwist11
dothetwist11 on Aug 04 '05
ugh
GiantStar
GiantStar on Aug 04 '05
HAHAHA, LOL, yeah this rocks.... it would just be funny seeing ppl come up to ya and asking what that word means! hahaha, good job. 5
themidtownkoala
themidtownkoala on Aug 04 '05
Oh man, that's dumb, but I did laugh.
simplyeca
simplyeca on Aug 04 '05
what does it mean?
matildaben
matildaben on Aug 04 '05
It's kind of like the "GOATSE" t-shirt - see if you can get Anil Dash wearing it into the NY Times.
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Aug 04 '05
simplyeca: if you don't know what it is, then you're probably too young or innocent to know. Better not knowing.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Aug 04 '05
^ seriously... but how did this make it past 100 votes?



still funny, just makes me laugh and sick at the same time... BUKKAKE!
inkblot
inkblot on Aug 04 '05
hooray!
Karnegal
Karnegal on Aug 04 '05
This is the next goatse shirt, it saddens me a little, especilly because I've had to define the word for people before.
quoperate
quoperate on Aug 04 '05
omg . none for me!
simplyeca
simplyeca on Aug 04 '05
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukkake



thank you urban dictionary =D
MissMorbus
MissMorbus on Aug 04 '05
Haha...I have no idea how this one was approved.



$5 Just because...well....its a shirt that says Bukkake!
do you know fokt?
do you know fokt? on Aug 04 '05
Nasty

Robsoul
   Robsoul on Aug 04 '05
oh man:



"When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act".... really?



"The typical plot features a naïve, uniformed schoolgirl or a demure pantyhosed office lady somehow finding herself in the predicament" ... and so on



I just had to paste those line in this sub... ahahha..



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake
Rock Deputy
   Rock Deputy on Aug 04 '05
wow... this would go great with my "Cock Porn" shirt...
on your wings
on your wings on Aug 05 '05
yeahhh...thats pretty sick.
Mavruda
Mavruda on Aug 05 '05
Wow. I don;y know watta say ............. 5 ! :) dammed :)
Mark S
Mark S on Aug 05 '05
right in the eye!
thatemoshit
thatemoshit on Aug 05 '05
insane.
Fauxrean
Fauxrean on Aug 05 '05
Props to you for making it this far with this shirt.

More props for not using splatters in the background.

and Even more props for just... well... making a shirt that says bukkake...
Karebearcc00
Karebearcc00 on Aug 05 '05
WOW. Thanks simplyeca. I WOULD have been one of those people asking.



Nice design though.
eminkey2003
eminkey2003 on Aug 05 '05
Heehehe... so insidiously esoteric. I think it needs to look more Japanese -pop though. Otherwise, it looks like a new logo for Corn Pops.
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 05 '05
You made me laugh. But sadly I wouldn't wear it.
batteryinmyleg
batteryinmyleg on Aug 05 '05
oh god. im just so glad i wasn't drinking my coke when i saw this. i probably won't drink anything today, now, with this stuck in my head...

5 just for getting this far.
infinitecanvas
infinitecanvas on Aug 05 '05
I am offended. This kind of stuff shouldn't be considered humerous. And I definitely annot understand why threadless let it pass.
Evilpinkie
Evilpinkie on Aug 05 '05
Ahhh! :O
morbidboy
   morbidboy on Aug 05 '05
needs a little (tm) in the corner
janeli
janeli on Aug 05 '05
offended?? come ooon. this shirt spells fun!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Aug 06 '05
ain't no party like a pee-pee party!
Nicodemus_
Nicodemus_ on Aug 06 '05
However did you make it this far? But seriously would anyone pay for it? Or wear it in public?
Wonderjosh
Wonderjosh on Aug 06 '05
As disgustingly humorous as that is, it makes me want to vomit.
womenandart
womenandart on Aug 06 '05
you guys... none of the judges knew what it meant... thats why they approved of it. Bukkake sounds like butt cake... maybe thats what they thought it mean... haha
i_heart_kara
i_heart_kara on Aug 06 '05
what does this mean?
teeshirts218
teeshirts218 on Aug 06 '05
thats nasty
innocent
innocent on Aug 06 '05
Hilariously inappropriate! It gets a 5 from me and probably a buy too, but if I ever saw a youngster wearing it I'd probably vomit in disgrace.
BobToe
BobToe on Aug 07 '05
XD If this wins I will buy it. Not sure if I'll wear it, but I'll most likely buy it. Great!
Huepfknete
Huepfknete on Aug 07 '05
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS SHIRT!



I would sooooo buy & wear this!

Solmu
Solmu on Aug 08 '05
Did Threadless just jump the shark?
JustAGentleman
JustAGentleman on Aug 08 '05
rofl did anyone go to the urban dictionary link that simplyeca posted? this is how they used it in a sentence. i'm still laughing





2. Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it
Dark Visions
Dark Visions on Aug 08 '05
hahaha...half of the people don't get it! I'd buy it just because some people would wonder and others would run in horror! hahaha!
inquisitions
inquisitions on Aug 08 '05
Oh wow. 5 all the way!



I can't believe that Threadless actually let this one pass, but I have been laughing for the last 5 minutes. I'll end up buying it. Not saying I would wear it.. I might. Who knows!!?!?!



Hehe.
Nina Elizabeth
Nina Elizabeth on Aug 09 '05
I have noooo idea how to rate this one...I mean, hell, I'd never wear it. But it's amusing in its randomness. And it's not handled in a tasteless way. It just says 'bukkake'. It wouldn't have a large draw, though, so I'd be very surprised if it got printed.



But I think this is one of those things that is amusingly awkward enough that people will like the idea, but not know how to handle it. It's like laughing at off-color jokes. We know they're bad, but we can't help it, so we laugh and then feel a little bad about it on the inside. ;)
bonedaddy
bonedaddy on Aug 09 '05
What happens when you and your friends buy one, then go to the cafeteria and all buy some vanilla pudding and then start having a food fight and then…
isthmene
isthmene on Aug 09 '05
*snicker*

*chuckle*

*laugh my ass off*



*wipes tear away*



Oh, that's funny.
abigaildarling
abigaildarling on Aug 09 '05
umm, dirty. i think enough people know what this is.
denlinkbarmann
denlinkbarmann on Aug 09 '05
wow...i have nothing else to say
Iwouldbejosh
   Iwouldbejosh on Aug 09 '05
I'm giving this a $5 and buy because my designs keep getting kicked out of the running after 100 votes. If this gets a 3 or higher, it will make me feel happy that I am not scoring 3s or higher....
Revinant
Revinant on Aug 09 '05
Thanks for all of the feedback, and I apologize if anyone was truly offended. Here is my take on the design:



My goal was to make a tasteful design about an extreme topic. At its heart, this is just a silly take on a subject that most people find uncomfortable. Cartoons have always made light of much more gruesome or uncomfortable topics (such as the death and dismemberment of the loony toons), and this design attempts to do the same with sexuality. I have always found it odd how we as a society are more comfortable discussing or laughing about anguish and death, than something a bit more harmless like sexuality.



Think about it, which shocks you more? This design or, one of a man hanging by the neck? ...but you could find the latter in HotTopic.
videovexa
videovexa on Aug 10 '05
W...H...Y? Awful subject matter dressed in something kidlike? This might be considered art, but it is Low art. Immediate gratification may have severe rebounds....



And... this "harmless sexuality", though not practiced anymore is still tasteless. I suppose for all you trendy instant grad vulgar yuppies, this is a perfect fit! Enjoy.



BTW... your take on why is unique, I just think people seeing it and cheering for bukake marks a true degradation in modern culture. You put you finger right on it. Congrats.
Revinant
Revinant on Aug 10 '05
videovexa, as I've said, I'm sorry if you were offended, and thanks for the feed back. Each is entitle to their own opinion, but I would like to note that this is still practiced, I did not say this it was "harmless", and I am not your "instant grad vulgar yuppie"...I'm quite the opposite.



Personally, I feel that your reaction only aids in proving my point... we are more shocked by the suggestion of sexuality than we are of depictions of death and anguish.



What some find shocking, others find silly... which is the point.
videovexa
videovexa on Aug 10 '05
This is BOTH sexual and degrating to women AND violent. You should really think about what you are prommoting. Kids can go see this shirt and Google it and cum up with a million bukkake websites to be goatsed into viewing. This is not harmless sexuality no matter which way you want to look at it.



Would you wear this around your girlfriend or wife? How much respect do you have for women? Your apology means nothing. Enjoy your promotion of harmless cum choking violent and perverse sex that you deem harmless next to that awful thing you call violence. Violence is part of nature and evolution. I'd rather watch Predator than go to see a woman being "trained" to swallow your juices. It makes me want to vomit.



I do not think degrating women is funny nor should be promoted in such a childlike way. Maybe you would understand if this was degrating to men, like promoting anal rape of little boys and deem that harmless and normal.

Travailiskewl
Travailiskewl on Aug 10 '05
awful and tasteless
Revinant
Revinant on Aug 10 '05
Videovexa, I am sorry that this makes you feel this way, but I do have a few points.



-Parents are responsible for what their kids view on the internet.

-My wife loves the design and finds it as light hearted as I.

-My sister loves the design as well.

-I have the upmost respect for women, even if you choose not to believe it.

-Hanging, torture and murder and no more a part of nature than Bukkake.

-Bukkake is NOT rape. These women choose the films they act in, and get paid well for it.



and finally...



-Bukkake is NOT NORMAL or HARMLESS. Watch "faces of death" or another such film, then go watch a Bukkake flick. Odds are that you will be shocked and upset by BOTH. ...and yet we are not equally shocked by their depiction in art (or in this case, not even a depiction, but a suggestion). I don't see you leading a crusade against this:



http://www.threadless.com/product/284/The_Killing_Tree



Now that is tasteless. (Though I am not offended)



Seriously. I know you are obviously offended by Bukkake (which is fine), but stop assuming and think about my point for just a moment. You don't have to agree with it. People agree to disagree about subjects all the time.... its ok.
schizo-gio
schizo-gio on Aug 10 '05
Hey Videovexa... put a sock in it... In your last comments I've found more violence and words that make my mind go yuck than this shirt...
MissMorbus
MissMorbus on Aug 10 '05
videovexa:

I have to say that I completely disagree with you. I am a woman and I think this shirt is hilarious. It is a joke.



You are of course entitled to your opinion, but I think you should take another look at the note below the "Leave a Comment" box. It says to be constructive and respectful about your criticism. I feel that Revinant was respectful when you voiced your opinion about this shirt, he even tried to explain his point of view. All you did was attack his integrity when he never attacked yours, in fact he appoligized for it offending you. I find your behavior far more distasteful than a silly t-shirt about a weird kind of porn.



I also believe that you have no idea what you are taking about when you talk about bukkake. Bukkake is not violent, and it is not about training women to like men's "juices". It is a woman that likes cum, that chooses to have men jack off on to her face and body for large sums of money. Bukkake isn't something most people do, and it isn't degrading to women. It is just a fetish. It is a fetish because men like it when women want their "juices". Perhaps you should take the point of view that cum is natural, it is after all how we reproduce, and it is not repulsive. You will not please a man by being repulsed by his cum.



As far as your comparison between watching Predator or Bukkake, I don't believe that is a valid comparison. Predator is just a movie after all, and not a real portrayal of violence. If you want to compare violence to bukkake, then you need to go to

www.ogrish.com

I'm sure you will find quite a nice selection of real violence to watch so you can make an accurate comparison. I'm sure I don't even need to ask you which you would rather watch. Personally, I would rather watch bukkake, but then again, maybe I'm just strange for prefering cum to beheadings.
Revinant
Revinant on Aug 10 '05
Thanks for all of the support, and again, I'm sorry if anyone was offended. Honestly, I still think this would make a great shirt. Heck, I want one. It'd be great to wear out to clubs. Its silly and yet edgy at the same time.



I think MissMorbus said it best: "...this shirt is hilarious. It is a joke"



This all reminds me of something George Carlin once said (and I'm paraphrasing), "odds are if it makes someone laugh, then someone else is offended."



thanks again!

844 days later
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Dec 03 '07


oh man, this is so bad that it should have been printed. the genius of this is now so apparent to me. sorry it took so long for me to realize it.

Robsoul
   Robsoul on Dec 03 '07
hahhaa, I love the comments on here.



didn't anyone stop to think that bukkake doesn't just happen to girls, no one watches gay porn I guess.

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