Survival of the Shittest
--discovered by Dr. Hani Lim

The pigeon (columba livia), strongest of the urban Super-Species, is known to demonstrate its zoological prowess through its bold behaviour and its casual--markings of its preferred territory. Here, viewed in its natural environment, the pigeon displays both of these superior traits as it \\\\\\\"flips the bird\\\\\\\" and excretes on the wearer\\\\\\\'s back.

Common for the sparrow (passer domesticus) though an unknown characteristic of this said ornithological species, the pigeon also indulges in the collection of shiny, metallic objects, shown here through the bird\\\\\\\'s \\\\\\\"bling\\\\\\\" or \\\\\\\"floss\\\\\\\" or \\\\\\\"wax appeal.\\\\\\\" The \\\\\\\"S\\\\\\\" necklace is an appropriate decision as it is synonymous with the bird\\\\\\\'s monetary success and Semi-Permanent association.

To this bird watcher, it\\\\\\\'s quite apparent that the pigeon\\\\\\\'s presence blatantly upstages the lesser Super-Species in its company: the cockroaches, the rats, and the land-bound fowl.

--HL, PhD

Cool.

peaaaace.
i love that.
i love the shit on the shoulder.
definite $5.

Great colors. Cool idea on the shoulder. Uh-oh, heads up.

um the finger isnot makeing me like it

that is hot. and hilarious.

i want it.

Very nicely done!

I fohking L-O-V-E
I to the T

T IS 4 ME

i like the design alot, but the pink shirt isnt a good choice..... i would buy it if it was on a dark blue, brown or green shirt..... the crap on the back shoulder would also show up better

What the hell is up with all the back slashes?

i love it, i thought he was pointing his index finger tho.. to like say look up or something. lol i know a lot of people that would give me strange faces for wearing this :0) yay

I love this . I really think its speaks to NYC, and the theme. The Pink is definately a brave choice for color. But i'd wear it. What kind of Dr. are you?
A doctor of Love?

LOL^

It's way hot, even though I don't know if I'd wear it.. I'd still own it just to say that I do have a shirt with pigeon shit on it. Maybe.

I guess.

$5+ :)

good job!

OMG!! this shirt is "the shit" LOL, $5

PRINT IT! PLS

$5 Work of genius

Beautiful

Pretty cool.

I'd like it without the "bling." That's just me though, cause I'm getting tired of hearing the word "bling", which doesn't really reflect on your shirt design.
Plus, I'm sure you don't want people picking apart your design, as it is only itself in its entirety, and you put everything in there for some reason.
So, cool overall.

$5

best shirt in months

wierdos and they're colorful shirts, im not that METRO! 5

I couldn't tell at all that he was "flipping the bird". I thought he was holding a banana.

AWESOME TOTALLY AWESOME~

very funny

May I just say... awesome detail. $&5

great illustration........

nice use of line weight in compostition giving it that gradient look...

unfortunately, white is considered a colour, so that would make this a 5 coloured shirt.........

use a white, or ash shirt, and this would look great

actually, now that i count over.........this is a 6 colour shirt....
you can't have 2 different cream colours and a grey also....

I'd buy it without the bling, but I'll give ya a 5 for it.

actually its 4....

white, blue, cream, and black

flipping awesome
that needs to be made into a shirt

you win .. maybe not pink though ... id still buy it anyways . 5$