who's a pretty little baby?? erm... weeeelll... gosh, this is embarrassing... ah, what were we talking about again? oh yeah, your baby... well, he's interesting looking, i'm sure he'sll be a strapping young lad in a few years...

What? Oh... it's a girl - i thought, well, never mind what i thought (that poor bastard child) sorry? no i didn't say anything... uuuuuhm, yep, gotta go, BYE!...

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oh the awkwardness of an ugly baby!
- well, at least their parents love'em

You're very creative, but would anyone want to wear this?

ewwww baby...

I really like your color combinations, but ewwww baby...

I'd hate to be the parent of this thing........