You don't WEAR this tee. You USE it.

wipe my bum on my t-shirt? i duno about that. i only use two-ply.

I like three out of four. TP would keep me from wearing

does the silverware mean that i can eat the shirt or use it as a tablecloth?
you might want to try wrapping it up into a cone, fill it with frosting and decorate a cake; because most people would never want to admit that they have wiped their ass with the shirt that they are wearing.

or if you did leave the tp, you should put some artificial shit stains on it.

That's funny. Good job. It took me a few moments to get it though. Which isn't nessasarily bad...

it's like a wilderness shirt. sweet

i think the silverwear means that when you cut the top off it makes a bib.

i wouldn't wear the tp either.

i love this!!! and what's wrong with the tp?? that's the funniest part!

Oh man, that's freaking hilarious!

what is the recent trend with toilet paper rolls all about??

What do you mean " the recent trend"? The last time I checked, we as a civilization have been using TP for many years. ; )

As long as we are talking TP, as far as the shirt goes, I think it is what helps 'break the code' of the icons; what they stand for in the usage of this shirt.

It's my first Threadless submission, so thanks for the comments and votes!

It's clever, but I wouldn't wear it.

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no tp.

I assumed the knife and fork implied that the collar is for chewing on, I like this design

Wait what?

hahaha... the collar for chewing on? hahahahaha...

anyway, this is funny, but i wouldn't wear it.

Holy crap, no one gets the knife and fork?? It's a place to wipe your mouth during a meal! Duh!

I wanted the icons to be up for your own interpretation. But I must say that Skipper6745 is right on in my own intentions -- the knife and fork are an indication of where you can wipe your mouth.

Haha. I think this is funny. I think it would be better if the shirt actually had indications on it instead of a picture of a t-shirt on the t-shirt.. if you get what I mean.

love the design its cute

haha, that's awesome.