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zimm
About my design
by zimm
take your protein pill and leave your helmet on.....

listening to bowie, i thought of these tiny spacesperm gravitating to the center
Hedera
Hedera on Jul 10 '05
It's "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on"...

Neatly done, but I wouldn't wear it. 3 for style.
znow
znow on Jul 10 '05
YaY!!!there's a lot to be said for helmets,hats and bonnets..
Nice one a definate 5
zimm
zimm on Jul 10 '05
thank you hedera, didn't realize that.......the title won't be on the design though.....

thank you znow
Iwouldbejosh
   Iwouldbejosh on Jul 10 '05
I have seen way too many sperm shirts. Does ANYONE want to wear a shirt with little sperm all over it?

I don't think so....
TFMdesign
TFMdesign on Jul 10 '05
$4
Nic Demus
Nic Demus on Jul 10 '05
Leave, put, whatever. I'm a huge Bowie fan and I didn't even think twice about that. Some poeple on this site need to loosen up and pull the stick out of their ass.
karena@magicjelly
   karena@magicjelly on Jul 10 '05
They sure do...some people around here are BRUTAL!

Nice shirt Zimm!
iwishiwasgreen
iwishiwasgreen on Jul 10 '05
it's a nice design, i love the color combination... however spermies on my chest is not of interest to me.
tesko
   tesko on Jul 10 '05
huh huh you said helmet
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 10 '05
It's a great shirt, great design and fantastic colours...
but there's no way I'm wearing conception on my shirt.
3 for the tight design.
sea
sea on Jul 11 '05
i would wear it and all my friends, too
fahri
fahri on Jul 11 '05
HİÇ YORUMA GEREK YOK BU MODEL İÇİN YORUM YAPARSAM SONRA KENDİMDEN UTANIRIM
jock05tees
jock05tees on Jul 11 '05
It's a sperm gang bang!
talentshow
talentshow on Jul 11 '05
I love the style and colors. It's a great design!

But... I wouldn't wear it, lest people thought I endorsed breeding.
thatsnotnormal
thatsnotnormal on Jul 11 '05
...i never thought that i would see a SECOND sperm shirt submitted to threadless. wow. no...just...no sperm please.
hulaqueen87
hulaqueen87 on Jul 11 '05
It's really well done, but, er...sperm? Not my thing.
zimm
zimm on Jul 11 '05
thatsnotnormal.........

a second one?

didn't know it was already taken sorry

everyone else.......

thanks for the comments
Fall Down Go Boom
Fall Down Go Boom on Jul 11 '05
I'm really sick of shirts that have any connection to sex.
I'm not necessary biased against this shirt because of that, but it seems a bit plain too.
I mean, its a wave of sperm and an egg. Nothing more to it.
zimm
zimm on Jul 11 '05
wow, fall down go boom......a wave of sperm and an egg.......you're pretty darn quick
Aj_Ream-O
Aj_Ream-O on Jul 11 '05
Briliant use of color!
Iwouldbejosh
   Iwouldbejosh on Jul 11 '05
don't be bitter and take everything so personally, zimm. it's just a design...
statc
statc on Jul 12 '05
i donno. having sperm on my shirt. not my style. Nice design though
hi-fi gods
hi-fi gods on Jul 12 '05
5


if only for the David Bowie reference and the little bitty sperm-ies

-Chris
oyster_press17
oyster_press17 on Jul 12 '05
thats funny. <3 it
TrishTrish
TrishTrish on Jul 13 '05
This is a great illustration! I'd like to see it in a magazine, illustrating an article, but I wouldn't wear it.

"Hey, you got some jizz on your shirt!"
"Who do you think you are, Monica Lewinsky?"
"Hey girl, let me add to that mess on yo' tits!"
etc etc.

I get street harassed enough in my 'hood without walking around in a sperm shirt.
badcat
badcat on Jul 13 '05
Bukkake the sun!

I agree that it's a clean and bold design, and it would be great in print, but I couldn't wear it.
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 14 '05
^
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!
SleepyWriter
SleepyWriter on Jul 15 '05
i dont know if its just me, but id ont like waking up to find seamen on my shirt...
i__say
i__say on Jul 15 '05
^ I don't know about sea men, but not semen, certainly.
slpeden
slpeden on Jul 15 '05
Cool, but according to the number of sperm who got in, some poor woman would be having fraternal sextuplets
lenabean
lenabean on Jul 15 '05
Bowie+sperm= 4$


ajhhaahahha
64crayolas
64crayolas on Jul 16 '05
if you're going to quote bowie, do it right.
piankhi
piankhi on Jul 16 '05
I love the design, it's really done well.
zewone
zewone on Jul 16 '05
terrible.
poppybeds
poppybeds on Jul 16 '05
You silly heads, the bigger sperm are closer to the viewer, the smaller are closer to the egg. None are actually in it, crazies.

I love it, and I'd wear it, and I'd tell anyone who said anything about it to fuck themselves, because it's awesome.

Great job.

xoxo. Sierra.
yennypennyoyo
yennypennyoyo on Jul 16 '05
YES
yennypennyoyo
yennypennyoyo on Jul 16 '05
although scientifically, only one spermcell penetrates because the egg shields itself from other sperm after one succeeds.


but yes AWESOME.
onlybcusicare
onlybcusicare on Jul 16 '05
I like alot
zimm
zimm on Jul 16 '05
64crayolas, at 12:53pm on Jul 16, 2005
if you're going to quote bowie, do it right.

thank you for your incitefull critique


zewone, at 1:55pm on Jul 16, 2005
terrible.

well.............to bad


poppybeds, at 4:11pm on Jul 16, 2005
You silly heads, the bigger sperm are closer to the viewer, the smaller are closer to the egg. None are actually in it, crazies.

I love it, and I'd wear it, and I'd tell anyone who said anything about it to fuck themselves, because it's awesome.

Great job.

xoxo. Sierra.

thank you very much appreciated


but i'm not going to bother being vulgar, there's enough of that on this site already.....

if people don't like it, they don't have to......

everyone else, thank you as well
:)

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