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Pifman
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by Pifman
This one's for all those Catholic school girls out there. I thought the ladies of Threadless could use some more designs made especially for them. Then again... there are some guys who might be into this shirt if ya know what I mean.

Anyways, I'm not usually the biggest fan of bottom-corner designs, but this didn't really look right centered on the chest.
Alec3
Alec3 on Jun 27 '05
Very cute, lol. Great idea and well executed. I don't know if many people would have the guts to wear it - but it's cool.
NeoDreamer
NeoDreamer on Jun 27 '05
I thought it was a spoon for when you get hungry during church. But then I read your comment about Catholic girls. Then it clicked.
Pifman
Pifman on Jun 27 '05
Spoon, dildo, I barely see a difference. Heh, just kiddin' man.
spicerguy
spicerguy on Jun 27 '05
so what ya goona say when someone asks "so what's that all about"? you better have some somooth lines ready, brother.
ResonantFish
   ResonantFish on Jun 27 '05
I see whatcha mean now, Pifman. You're one sick mofo. Me, I think I'll stick with the OTHER meat.
Pifman
Pifman on Jun 27 '05
Haha, your goin' down ResonantFish! We'll know who's the zero and who's the hero once the 7 days are up. Oh I went there sister.
Ronin60
   Ronin60 on Jun 27 '05
haha, real nice
skipcronin
skipcronin on Jun 27 '05
hilarious! make the first words of the chapter "in the beginning" and i'll definitely buy and give as gifts to gal friends.
bitterbat
bitterbat on Jun 27 '05
oh no! it's missing!
PATRICKwMORGAN
PATRICKwMORGAN on Jun 27 '05
HHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
danegerous
danegerous on Jun 27 '05
i have a koran just like this.
blucow
blucow on Jun 27 '05
Gah. Every time there's a design meant for women with sexuality someone has to go and mention it could work for some guys too. Stoopid world.

Nice design though.
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jun 27 '05
first of all great design, very clean and neat, i just dont like how its a dildo, i wish it were something else then i would buy it. but nontheless its very good +5.
AlecGrieco
AlecGrieco on Jun 27 '05
This is perfect, but if for some reason this isnt printed (cause it should be) add one thing; and extra cut out area for batteries

SOOOOOO funny. 5 (and a $, but not for me).
travis76
   travis76 on Jun 27 '05
it made me think of priests and altarboys, pif!
jazzs3quence
jazzs3quence on Jun 27 '05
i wasn't even thinking dildo the first time i saw this, i was pretty much thinking penis, and i don't really want to (nor can i really see others wanting) wear penis on my shirt.

...not that a big fat blue dildo would be better.
amowiel
amowiel on Jun 27 '05
ironicly.
i go to a catholic school
hahahah
oh lord.

great concept
morbidboy
   morbidboy on Jun 27 '05
good art but nobody is going to wear a dildo (or hint of) t-shirt... sorry, just being honest
Dark Visions
Dark Visions on Jun 27 '05
Piffman, you dirty bastard! Haha! I'm just kidding, that's awesome! I gave it a 5...but I wouldn't wear it.
DivineDreamer
DivineDreamer on Jun 27 '05
i disagree with morbidboy, i know many who would wear that shirt. hahaha. man that would be great.
turkeymonkey
turkeymonkey on Jun 27 '05
you GUYS don't get it. it is not for you. deal with it. and i don't know where you live, but the gals in this city would wear that shirt. good shirt.
Pixelbot2000
Pixelbot2000 on Jun 27 '05
ICK!!
slender fungus
slender fungus on Jun 27 '05
this is the type of clever i like.

but what's so wrong with centering shit? for true. if it was in the center more people would look and laugh.
slender fungus
slender fungus on Jun 27 '05
p.s. i would totally wear this despite the fact there is a phallic shape.
Jayarr
Jayarr on Jun 27 '05
i wish that you could have seen my face when i saw this and realized what was going on.
purrsikat
purrsikat on Jun 28 '05
I'm so with skipcronin!!!! hehehehheh
ghani
ghani on Jun 28 '05
You're right -- this one is for the girls. This shirt is perfect! 5$!
stuck with pins
   stuck with pins on Jun 28 '05
Are there seriously people on here who would spend 15 bucks (plus shipping) for a dildo in a Bible?
squirrellywrath
squirrellywrath on Jun 28 '05
Good ol dildos..I want to buy it for my girlfriend..5
tesko
   tesko on Jun 28 '05
I know guns are passe right now but i'd prefer a gun, people in the porn industry would love this though
Pifman
Pifman on Jun 28 '05
I'm hurt SWP, I thought you'd dig it. But hey, to each their own. Okay so comments, let's see...

lovesickkid: You said that if it were something else you'd buy it. Really? Cuz I'm pretty sure the entire joke is because of the dildo. A gun wouldn't be funny, and it wouldn't be cool enough to really be cool.

AlecGrieco: Yeah batteries would be funny too. I tried a "vibrator" version too but it just didn't look right at all, so I went with this.

Travis: And they're calling ME dirty. Tisk tisk.
We_are_devo
We_are_devo on Jun 28 '05
hauahauahauahuahauha
.tay.
.tay. on Jun 29 '05
wow this is geeeeenius
iamthor
iamthor on Jun 29 '05
Excellent design!
64crayolas
64crayolas on Jun 29 '05
hahahahahahahaha.

i laughed out loud when i saw this.

definetely 5+$
corsakti
corsakti on Jun 29 '05
hahahaha nice
uhhMegan
uhhMegan on Jun 29 '05
haha.
DoctaBu
DoctaBu on Jun 29 '05
If you CAN, make this a bit more bibl-y. It's SO awesome as is, though.
cognacjack@yahoo.com
cognacjack@yahoo.com on Jun 29 '05
WWJD? No really.. what would he do? Probably smite you, just a little.. then forgive your sins if you were sorry.
Water Freak
Water Freak on Jun 30 '05
lol, most excellent work of art, if i was a girl, i would wear it upon the day of its release, but sadly, i know no one with the courage to wear it without bribery of money
littlem
littlem on Jun 30 '05
catholic school graduate! hahahaha, love it, but i could never wear it around my kids, and i'm always around my kids!
natrioloop
natrioloop on Jun 30 '05
You sick fuck...........I love it!!
kelly13
kelly13 on Jun 30 '05
Love it! $ 5
Gustavus
Gustavus on Jun 30 '05
I would buy and wear! Love It! $5
sailonsilvergirl
sailonsilvergirl on Jun 30 '05
"Are there seriously people on here who would spend 15 bucks (plus shipping) for a dildo in a Bible? "

Hell yes! A good dildo alone would run me well over $15!
ashla
ashla on Jul 01 '05
this is hilarious. i wouldn't have the guts to wear it, but it is still.. awesome.

and this is the best comment on the page:
NeoDreamer, at 10:12am on Jun 27, 2005
I thought it was a spoon for when you get hungry during church. But then I read your comment about Catholic girls. Then it clicked.
glasseater827
glasseater827 on Jul 01 '05
i love it!
Can I Be Your Robot
Can I Be Your Robot on Jul 01 '05
hahahahaha
popartprincess13789
popartprincess13789 on Jul 02 '05
center it
alwaysagree
alwaysagree on Jul 02 '05
made me laugh out loud.
dothetwist11
dothetwist11 on Jul 03 '05
god people are idiots.

Could you be a bigger sleaze?
2 days later
thisisthebreakdown
thisisthebreakdown on Jul 05 '05
i cant believe this one got accepted. its innapropriate!
sailonsilvergirl
sailonsilvergirl on Jul 05 '05
inappropriate for WHO?
6 days later
zimm
zimm on Jul 12 '05
this is just stupid.........

not funny, just stupid.....

i could see where it was trying to be funny, probably because so many other's have already done it....so maybe that's the funny part....
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