Sausage Seppuku
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Jun 22 '05
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Well... It's not very novel. Maybe if it was a cheee sausage and the guts were exploding out everywhich way, as happens when i nuke one.. well ... that would be funny. this is kind of.. dry.
Why would a sausage seppuku? It's already dead meat |
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Thanks for your comment however, if a sausage were alive, like the one pictured above, I'm sure he would seppuku out of the desire to feed the hungry ( such as myself when I thought of this, how honourable) :P it's more an alliteration of sorts.
Do you guys have any other comments, does the no guts splurting out business make this shirt 'dry'? I'm hesitant because it's my first entry. Thanks! |
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er... i thought part of the joke was the sauce AS guts? no?
oh wow, this is your first sub! do more!! 5 |
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I can't eat hot dogs now!!! I feel for ya Mr Sausage!
Hope this tee comes in a mustard colour. |
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i took a sip of my drink and almost sprayed it all over the monitor. this rocks.
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emotional food. I love it.
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why the hell is sausage in? 0 cus sausage sucks
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the sausage part is good, though i don't really understand why the bottle is there...
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Sausages are delicious, self killing sausages are the way of the future.
Thanks for the comments :) - the bottle is the birthplace of the sauce/blood - I guess the sauce could double as anything you wish it to be, let's think of it as morphing sauce. |
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I realize that most sausages don't have sauce inside, but having the bottle be the source of the 'blood' just seems weird. Other than that, it made me chuckle, good job.
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Oh Piffle Piffle...it is genius! Reallie funny, so good i had to leave a comment behind - > you are sick sick humour! Tooodles
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it made me laugh :)
3... (4-5 if you revise and remove the bottle) |
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I hadn't even contemplated it without the bottle. Maybe that would improve the design
*covers the bottle with her hand* Ahhh yes... okay consider it also without the bottle :) thanks for the comments |
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I love this.
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this is absolutely hilarious. absolutely.
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HA HAaaa! Dude, I love it :) Interesting idea to remove the bottle... i reckon it could work. Perhaps a little sauce dripping from the wound. But then everyone would criticise the fact that sauce doesn't come out of a sausage. You can't impress these fuss pots. I will buy it - yes indeed - on a blue t-shirt - with or without the bottle. It's just funny and I like to wear T-shirts that make people laugh and comment. I'm an attention seeker. Design more!!
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*dies* I love it!
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Is anyone else here sick and tired of all of the violent submissions? I for one don't want guns and blood on my t-shirts.
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Heh, thanks ... if you don't like blood, think of it as some juicy sauce that will just make the sausage taste better :P
I guess you can't please everyone *shrugs shoulders* But thanks for the feedback everyone, it always helps to get all points of view across |
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how about replacing the ketchup with hommos?
get it?... hommos?!.... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah! hmmm.... hommos.. yeah.... *covers sauce with hand*... *spreads hommos on screen*.... mmmm. YUM! i'm going to get a kebab and rub it on my screen now. bye! |
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who cares if this makes sense? the title alone made me laugh out loud and paired with the completely ridiculous graphic i'm totally sold. $5
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i was hoping for a guy stabbing himself with a sausage.
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I like the bottle, its blood since the sausage can't bleed himself. He is obviously killing himself for more attention, and the ketchup helps.
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I like it with the bottle in... not only does the sausage satiate its need to feed the hungry, it wants to taste even better! Mmmm sauce...
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write sausage seppuku on it.... and it would be better... but it's still funny
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ahhhh the poor sasauge. i knew him well.
funny. |
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Excellent design!
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its AWESOME <3333
but i dont get the ketchup |
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...how you don't get the ketchup, i'll never know.
but this is an amazing shirt, nonetheless. i love it. :] |
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sausage suicide.............EXCELLENT!!! 5 but perheapd the ketchup bottle should look like an old fashoined glass one?
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