I Saw the Future, and it's mmm, mmm good!

gross...

Put it on green, for obvious reasons.

Awesome. Anything promoting cannibalism is a good thing. jk. But, really, I like it.

ooooo, you're right labtheque. I'm sure at least one of those combos would work for green.

FIVE&BUY

Haha, I like it. I think it looks best on the red & black shirts.

Is that a man or a woman? I guess it doesn't matter since your point is cannibalism... not how men treat women... aka.. that poster like this that was created for the women's movcment in the 70s.

i'm confused

what's a brisket

Pink, brisket is a cut of beef. Like rump roast or flank.
Fake Plastic, there is no political agenda attached to this image, at least not by me. It is, however, a woman, you can tell by the hips. Call it homophobia, but I'd rather eat a woman.

The neck/head look like Beaker. Otherwise not bad.

oops. i'm tired. that's jus thisgustin! haha$5

hannibal lechter influence here

This is a great idea. I mean animal body parts get labeled all the time for food, so this seems like a great way to promote vegetarianism to me or to point out the folies of the meat production industry.

love it

clean it up a tad and i'd prefer it larger i think, and more centered.

It seems like a females body with a male head

OK eskimo, I have to ask, how the hell does a head look male? Because there's no hair? The silhouette is a skinned carcas, and I'll tell you this, without skin, our heads all look pretty much the same.
And to Naboolou, meep, meep meep meep meep, meep!
renderobsolete, what part should be cleaned up? And, if I make it larger and center it, it'll look like a schlong. I dig the critique and help, but let me know what part looks messy to you.

OK, I can kind of see where you're coming from, but, consider this. Men and women come in all shapes and sizes. So perhaps what's throwing you off is the physical condition of this particular woman. I'll let her know how chunky she'd look if we skinned her. She'll be soooo happy!! j/k. I asssure you that it is a woman, just not a waif of a woman. She's sturdy, and there's nothing wrong with that, in my book. Thanks for explaining further. So, other than the hermaphroditic body, what do you think of the piece itself? If it's sex were more easily recognizable, would you like it more? Or is it just a piece of crap in general?

I like the idea and design. Actually, this would have been quite a funny submission for the maxim lover threadless comp

Sorry let me explain...
The neck is very wide indicating a male.
Also the upper part of the torso looks masculine: wide shoulders, muscular forearms etc.
Sorry but maybe its just me.. the body looks too chunky to be female

kinda morbid... i'm a little freaked out

Well miracle, the future may not be all cute little robots and flowers.

Wellllll, the neck is pretty wide, but I think it tastes better that way, eh?heh heh

The straight lines across the torso are sort of off. I'd change them to curve with the shapes.

Disturbing....I'd be freaked out by whoever was wearing the shirt if I saw them. What kind of statement are you trying to make? Cannibalism is ok? Yeah from a woman's point of view its rather oddly proportioned as well. Take a closer look at the female figure next time you try to draw one.

candy, this is based on a butcher's chart. Take a look at one and you'll see why the lines are straight.
Phoenix, the statement is, with our rate of consumption, in the future, there's a possibility that we'll be food for either ourselves or some other beings. It was drawn with fore-boding, dark humor. As stated above, this image is drawn based on a specific woman. I think that if I had made the same generalization about the female figure that you had, you'd be ripping into me for propagating the hollywood ideal of the impossibly slender, big breasted woman. Take a walk through your city and actually look at the different shapes that people come in. I think it's you who might need to open your eyes...I'll give you this, the neck is a little thick.

good god people - whether it is a man or a woman does not matter. it is the HUMAN FORM that matters here, period.
good idea Dom, and very nice execution.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...tasty
$5 for sure

Economos, thank you for bringing some common sense back to this. It's funny how fixated people become on the details. Especially when the PC hot-buttons are pushed.
Thank you for the kindness as well!

"I'd eat people if it were legal, I'd eat peopel if it were legal" -Say Ten - Reel Big Fish I'd buy it in a minute

I'm suddenly hungry.... Seriously, I love the placing and the whole cannibal thing the colors just make it even more bloody disturbing.

wow,
i was really...happy/no way/ i dont know what when i saw this design
because i had the exact same idea
literally, exact same idea.
but i never got around to making the design

my friend suggested perhaps changing
it from an adult to a baby.

Hmmm
id change the shape a bit
the person is a bit bowling pin shaped
and perhaps add line that go out to the side
and give examples of the cuts of meat
like some beef charts show

-k.

Creepy. I like the' put it in green' idea. teehee

If it was a red body on a green tee, that would look a little too
Christmas-ey

Kerrn, I think the baby thing would be to Austin Powers. I kind of like the cuts of meat idea though...maybe too cluttered, but worth investigating. Thanks for the feed-back.
Chanerang, maybe for kelly green tee, forest green body /yellow writing. For dark green tee, light green body/yellow writing. Or something like that.

I would buy this and wear it, just to lure actual cannibals out of the woodwork.

the eating babies thing comes from Swift's "A Modest Proposal"

finger lickin' good!
i really love this... the morbidness (morbidity?) is strangely appealing...

Akutaro, you are correct about Swift, but I think the unfortunate reality is that the majority of people would probably tie it to a 1999 movie than an 17th/18th century author.
So, suzi2holes, what exactly does your name mean? Just wondering.

creative

Gross, that's really disgusting. 4 for effort.

Up with cannibalism!

SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

Actually, soylent green is people.

Put it on a green and it's a very buyable 5

i can't even express how mych i adore this

much*