haha wtf

that's funny

Hm, I like the idea. It's just that right off the back, without reading the title, I couldn'treally tell that he was being transported. Try making it more like he's in a transporter so that someone doesn't think that its just a naked guy in a column of circles.

Add a machine-looking platform, buttons, something...

Yeah I know, I wasn't sure how to make it more transporter-looking. I like the idea much better that my execution of it.

I totally get it! It's great. hahahahah

why is he drinking his coffee in a giant slinkee?

Drinking coffee naked in a giant slinky is a great way to start your day.

those aren't any kind of genitals i've ever seen before ...

You've never seen a nub before??

I still get the feeling he's wearing boxers... I don't think the transporter is that confusing... maybe widen at the bottom?

Like it overall!

if the image needs explanation, then you need to change it. adding some appropriately placed text wouldn't be bad. the title's really clever, and after i read it, i thought the design was really funny.