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Robsoul

About my design

by Robsoul   
When I feel I have no inspiration I just download porn... nooo... I actually dig through my sketch books, look through old Illustrator files, check out work by other artists/illustrators/painters/musicians, anything to get the brain ticking again. Well, I was working on a project that involved world leaders , infamous world leaders about 4 months ago, one was Mao Zedong. I also had an image of a cow that I needed to do something with.. MAO... COW... MOOO ... mad cow... yes I know I could have used GW or a panda face, but I just wanted to be somewhat original.
Newbie
Newbie on Apr 21 '05
Cool I'd wear it and I'd buy it!
dubpapa
dubpapa on Apr 22 '05
Thats f'n awesome, I'll take one in blue
Jaycee
Jaycee on Apr 22 '05
cows rule!!
djhelix
djhelix on Apr 22 '05
Wicked, I love the "Mao" bubble! Uh, threadless, Print this shizzle up!
noot
noot on Apr 22 '05
Strange markings on a cow... The green one is dope!

Do you give a discount on bulk?
chimbleysweep
chimbleysweep on Apr 22 '05
i dont know what this has to do with the designer blues.



nice design though.

too bad mao has been used for many designs lately.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Apr 22 '05
^ It's what I do to overcome designer blues, scrounge up random shit and create something new. Please see first comment (paragraph/ essay).



Don't zoom in too close to the type, I used Adobe Golive to create the SWF and it jacked up the smoothness of it.



Thanks for the comments and, yes, there are other ways to spell MAOs last name.
EvilCarrotChomp
EvilCarrotChomp on Apr 23 '05
i like how the text looks. gives it a fun, original feel
Mr Rocks
   Mr Rocks on Apr 23 '05
Too much my man, love it. A 5 and buy from me. As always ROBSOUL, nice work They have to print this, HAVE TO!!!
elasticx
elasticx on Apr 24 '05
I think it would be way better and more subtle and all around way better if it didn't say chocolate. just 'mao'.
Robotron5
Robotron5 on Apr 24 '05
Would buy on the green
EvilCarrotChomp
EvilCarrotChomp on Apr 24 '05
I agree with the "just Mao". Makes the shirt a little less cutesy too. This is great. I'd love to buy this.
vanillaxlax
vanillaxlax on Apr 24 '05
i really really like
iceanjwel
iceanjwel on Apr 24 '05
This is amazingly brilliant. 5$ I agree with the (chocolate) Mao comment.
Dickimon
Dickimon on Apr 24 '05
That is so great,have you the big Book with the old Chinese Propaganda Posters?If not,you have to buy it!!!

Great Idea!
coogan03
coogan03 on Apr 26 '05
ever heard of banksy or maybe the other million painted cow projects through history. not gonna say you ripped them off, but you did do the same thing and put it on a t shirt
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Apr 26 '05
Remember Gorbachev's birthmark? well thats what I was going for. mmm... another shirt idea....



As far as Bansky goes, that's the first I've heard of that project and they completely painted their cows, geee Banksy ripped off the goddamn Hindus, they paint their elephants right?



Type in "mad cow" in google, look under images and theres actually something there that you could say that I ripped off, but I saw that after I'd submitted this anyway ;-)
gizo
gizo on Apr 27 '05
very cow...
70 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 07 '05
Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



lee klein
lee klein on Jul 07 '05
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work a doppel-rhymer

First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

As it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Tawain

In Macao

And in Hong Kong



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?

7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 14 '05
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead than



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy/

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-











lee klein
lee klein on Jul 14 '05
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy/

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-











10 days later
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Jul 25 '05
cripes!!!!!!
11 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '05
more- "cripes!!!!!!" where do you get your Mao Cow shirt of course Urban Cowfitters- of course Mao Cowyear of the horse year of the cow year of the Mao Cow
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '05
mao mao mao cow cow cow dr fu dr fu urban cow fitters urban maofitters
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 13 '05
The Newly Updated Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like

well for now you will just have to imagine them zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before evendeparting and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

urbnsharkfitters perhaps?















9 days later
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Aug 22 '05
^ what is going on here man?
4 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 27 '05
Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse





lee klein
lee klein on Aug 27 '05
Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfitterscadaversofcourse





530 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 08 '07
Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate foe enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentiones

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million prople to see this is more thn scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

theind seprats for later

and digests

and beginst fuill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing bhuddas always laughing bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to san juan capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to vist the consulate in thebay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones depeopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take away the eat-in part from take-out

all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere





















Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Feb 08 '07
wtf?
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 08 '07
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer

and a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

that this also a great leap

and for Jagger the great ip forward as well



and they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

\

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

and for Mick Jagger the great ips forward as well



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like

well for now you will just have to imagine them zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before evendeparting and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

Urbansharkfitters perhaps?



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate for enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentioned

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million people to see this is more than scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

which the mind seperates for later

and digests

and begins to fufill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

Blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing Bhuddas always laughing Bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to San Juan Capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to visIt the consulate in the Bay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones depeopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take away the eat-in part from take-out

all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?

Got to go to a Chinese restaurant your own age



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere



leaning Bhuddas always leaning Bhuddas

Reclining Bhuddas always reclining Bhuddas

goldensara
goldensara on Feb 09 '07
aaahahaha!
32 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 13 '07
the last emperor

reflections of

pop inflections of on a pop art vase

orange and white

white and orange

as the star fighter emerges from his

jet pod on the game floor

in intergalactic wear

orange or orange and whit or white or champagne silk

the last emperor

reflections of

pop inflections of on a pop art vase

75 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 28 '07
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer

and a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

that this also a great leap

and for Jagger the great lip forward as well



And as they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

\

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

and for Mick Jagger the great ips forward as well



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice Biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like ?

well for now you will just have to imagine the zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before even departing and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

Urbansharkfitters perhaps?



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate for enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentioned

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million people to see this is more than scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

which the mind seperates for later

and digests

and begins to fufill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

Blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing Bhuddas always laughing Bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to San Juan Capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to visit the consulate in the Bay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones de-peopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take away the eat-in part from take-out

all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?

Got to go to a Chinese restaurant your own age



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere



leaning Bhuddas always leaning Bhuddas

Reclining Bhuddas always reclining Bhuddas

Take-Out In the year of the Pig- Pig-Out

Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year

Eat-in at the take-out

or take-away or a Pig-out

Abacuscadabracus take out the pig from the pig out

or eat in at the take out

or take the pig out from the eat in

bur what if you are having a pig in the eat in

or than again you could eat in at the pig out

pig out at the eat out

or take away pig from the take out

and then pig out at the pig in

anyway Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year



Massive Casino entrance

Imperial is the Palace

Imperialis the fallacy

turn the corner of a flower with your eyes



China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan



Unscripted aberrations breaks in designs patterns

muliptle enfolds to great scenes of sino shopping mall corridors



This poem is partially made in China

(Hopefully Impartially Made in China)



Fake Shopping Mall Poem

Fake Disneyland

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Fake a Disney World

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Inside a fake Disney land

or a fake Disney World

composed with elements

of a bunch of fake shopping mall poems





















32 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 30 '07
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer

and a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

that this also a great leap

and for Jagger the great lip forward as well



And as they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

\

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

and for Mick Jagger the great ips forward as well



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice Biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like ?

well for now you will just have to imagine the zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before even departing and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

Urbansharkfitters perhaps?



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate for enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentioned

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million people to see this is more than scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

which the mind seperates for later

and digests

and begins to fufill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

Blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing Bhuddas always laughing Bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to San Juan Capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to visit the consulate in the Bay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones de-peopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take away the eat-in part from take-out

all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?

Got to go to a Chinese restaurant your own age



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere



leaning Bhuddas always leaning Bhuddas

Reclining Bhuddas always reclining Bhuddas

Take-Out In the year of the Pig- Pig-Out

Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year

Eat-in at the take-out

or take-away or a Pig-out

Abacuscadabracus take out the pig from the pig out

or eat in at the take out

or take the pig out from the eat in

bur what if you are having a pig in the eat in

or than again you could eat in at the pig out

pig out at the eat out

or take away pig from the take out

and then pig out at the pig in

anyway Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year



Massive Casino entrance

Imperial is the Palace

Imperialis the fallacy

turn the corner of a flower with your eyes



China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan



Unscripted aberrations breaks in designs patterns

muliptle enfolds to great scenes of sino shopping mall corridors



This poem is partially made in China

(Hopefully Impartially Made in China)



Fake Shopping Mall Poem

Fake Disneyland

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Fake a Disney World

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Inside a fake Disney land

or a fake Disney World

composed with elements

of a bunch of fake shopping mall poems





Two shopping mall containers side by side

mostly the same but for what goes on inside

color coded elements and players shift around

like chromatics passages as they are from the world in an

Andreas Gursky photograph

Two transluscent shopping mall containers

long, deep, and rectangular

mostly similar

expcept for the differences

in the elmants in transistion inside

and the single neon character over head

both differentianed by a single charetirsitic extended

a feature in one gesture within the pictograph

a charateric within the character

a feature within one getsture within the pictogtaph



37 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07
I'm feeling the power of the mega box

I'm feeling rather megaboxy right now
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 07 '07
maocow megaphlox

megacow megabox

maocow megaphlox

maocow megabox

megacow megabox

megaphlox and the megablog

the megabox in a megaflux

the hockey player in the lobstersuit

at the megabox in and out of the penalty box

the crustaceous human quasi android

doused in butter and garlic in ginger and scallion

at the megabox I am in and out of the penalty box
24 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 01 '07
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer

and a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

that this also a great leap

and for Jagger the great lip forward as well



And as they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

\

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

and for Mick Jagger the great ips forward as well



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice Biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like ?

well for now you will just have to imagine the zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before even departing and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

Urbansharkfitters perhaps?



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate for enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentioned

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million people to see this is more than scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

which the mind seperates for later

and digests

and begins to fufill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

Blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing Bhuddas always laughing Bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to San Juan Capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to visit the consulate in the Bay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones de-peopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take out the eat-in part from the take-out

then all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?

Got to go to a Chinese restaurant your own age



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere



leaning Bhuddas always leaning Bhuddas

Reclining Bhuddas always reclining Bhuddas

Take-Out In the year of the Pig- Pig-Out

Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year

Eat-in at the take-out

or take-away or a Pig-out

Abacuscadabracus take out the pig from the pig out

or eat in at the take out

or take the pig out from the eat in

bur what if you are having a pig in the eat in

or than again you could eat in at the pig out

pig out at the eat out

or take away pig from the take out

and then pig out at the pig in

anyway Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year



Massive Casino entrance

Imperial is the Palace

Imperialis the fallacy

turn the corner of a flower with your eyes



China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan



Unscripted aberrations breaks in designs patterns

muliptle enfolds to great scenes of sino shopping mall corridors



This poem is partially made in China

(Hopefully Impartially Made in China)



Fake Shopping Mall Poem

Fake Disneyland

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Fake a Disney World

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Inside a fake Disney land

or a fake Disney World

composed with elements

of a bunch of fake shopping mall poems





Two shopping mall containers side by side

mostly the same but for what goes on inside

color coded elements and players shift around

like chromatics passages as they are from the world in an

Andreas Gursky photograph

Two transluscent shopping mall containers

long, deep, and rectangular

mostly similar

except for the differences

in the elements in transistion inside

and the single neon character over head

both differentianed by a single characteristic extended

a feature in one gesture within the pictograph

a charateric within the character

a feature within one getsture within the pictogtaph



two ladies; from one California and one from Canada design jewelery

and they ride the bus

one in black with a tun cap the other in white and black

they where their own works including pendants with Chinese calligraphic script

one with gold letter inlaid on stone te other black stone with characters carved within

in a mall this poem is drawn to by a description on wikipedia in from the remote

a kiosk branch of an upper floor store

and a golden bhudda within the plexiglassed in after hour confines



megacow megabox

maocow megaphlox

maocow megabox

megacow megabox

megaphlox and the megablog

the megabox in a megaflux

the hockey player in the lobstersuit

at the megabox in and out of the penalty box

the crustaceous human quasi android

doused in butter and garlic in ginger and scallion

at the megabox I am in and out of the penalty box



I plan to be

I will be slamming/crashing into

the Great Wall again and again



A Chine Gaming ghetto inside a casino



You won’t see me anymore

I will be on my Chinese Shopping mall tour

Leaving- Lee Ving

Anthony Haden-Guest once called me Lee Ving

I am leaving on a jet plane but I am not Lee Ving

I am leaking

I am not Lee the king

a lion in a long line who roars

but I am leaking

leaking something

I am Leaving

on my Sino Shopping Mall Tour



I am plan to be

I will slaming/crashing into

the great wall

great shopping mall poem in hands

slamming crashing into the great wall

again and again



Sumglasses, sunglasses, sumglasses

23 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 24 '07
I went to qi-gong now I go to Hong Kong
12 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 07 '07
The Great Shopping Mall Poem of china



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer

and a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

that this also a great leap

and for Jagger the great lip forward as well



And as they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

\

This is a replicant work

A duplicate replicant work

A replicant duplicate work; a doppel-rhymer



First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



This poem is pan Chinese

And as it exists in Mainland China

It exists in Macao, Hong Kong, and Taiwan



In the toilet themed ice cream parlor

Seen in the Yahoo! slide show see the whole world through

The forward arrow of the newsworthy images play so

and for Mick Jagger the great ips forward as well



As they rush into foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose on Taiwan

Rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it

The video instillation artist he bum rushes Ronald the McDonald the play-park action figure painted over metal or mixed media statue

Ronald the McDonald does not budge

As they rush to foreclose upon Taiwan

Before they foreclose upon Taiwan rush to become it

Rush to bum rush it



I no longer think write or speak for free

For I am a visual commodity



Bump rush into Ronald McDonald

Donald the McDonald

Does the McDonald equal the Donald?

Donald the McDonald

Bump rush into bump Donald the McDonald’



Ronald McDonald rises



Trump rush the McDonald

Trump rush the McDonald rises



Mao Mao Mao

Cow cow cow

Holy Mao?

Holy cow?

Mao cow?



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A portrait painter from Pennsylvania went to China and painted

An actor dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for an audience and a television audience

A man known for being a very close likeness of Mao

Also from Mainland China has died



A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao

A silk “Scream”; a Warhol Mao, A Warhol Mao

A Warhol Mao



A Warhol Mao orange and magenta and green

And blue and grey and orange and pistachio

Surface treatments of a dead leader once not dead then



Micky Mao- Micky- Mao-se and the gang of four Minnie; Pluto, Goofy, and Donald Duck

The former a quartet of thematic survivors of

The latter aforementioned charismatic rodent



Looking forward to the next corporate orgy?

Where they pimp out cracker jacks

Watch the woman in highly glossed garish foil paper perform-



What will you wear to the next corporate orgy?

Where they might do in Pepsi



Fu

Fu who?

You and you -Dr. Fu and Dr. Fu

In the platinum silk shirt and the goatee it is you

Who you fu?–Fu

The handle you grasp to open the door to the cabinet or the unknown

Ornate bending in rises and straight-aways sometimes like stairs

As the railing on a double decker bus comes around or the protective mask on a fighting helmet

Fu

Fu who?

You and you in the black vinyl comrades suits

You and you

Fu and Fu



Bump rush on the come on as in the come off the stroller couch into the diner awning

As if the lion and the Tin man and the Scarecrow in the first row

Before Donald McDonald inked arm in arm with The Burger King

And the Taiwanese artist who in his video instillation for the Venice Biennale bumped into things and this Great Shopping Wall of China poet

Bumped head rushed straight into to Ronald the McDonald

Bump rush to bum rush the awing off form the stroller couch

Celebrity fast food spokesmen in-house go out now and bump rush and with Trump rush

Right into the awning and Ronald the McDonald and Burger king



Previously the artist selected to play the Burger King

(Though he has as yet to be exported)

Was by his own subliminal design

Posited atop the giant burger in the atrium of the Megamall

This Megamall awaiting challenge of concord with Ronald the McDonald’

Or Donald the McDonald whoever showed up

Bouncing off burgers which don’t come with the interior onion ring as initially promised

Donald and Ronald McDonald and Burger king and the Taiwanese artist who bumps into things and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion all go bump rush into things McDonald’s and Burger King and Fusion Arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears and fusion arts oh my ! lions and tigers and bears in the biggest shopping wall of china oh my lions and tigers and bears and the biggest shopping wall of china oh my!



Once in Taiwan there was a zombie themed eating place

Now all laid off zombies report to the giant soccer ball

At the core pacific shopping mall



What did the zombies look like ?

well for now you will just have to imagine the zombies

well first it was far and away but hey now the shopping mall poem

has taken a diversion before even departing and is headed for Taipei



Where do you get your Mao Cow shirt?

Urban Cowfitters-

of course

Mao Cow

Year of the horse

Year of the cow

Year of the Mao Cow

Urban Maofitters



Now those of you waiting for this shopping mall poem to hyperlink itself from the mainframe to the mainland

Must be reminded this works first stop is Taiwan

Landsharks may swim to the mainland

But whale sharks swim now stateside and came in on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan



His name is Bernie not Stanley though he founded a line of superstores Home Depot

Not Nieman though his last name is Marcus

All scale low upscale down scale

Every where he wandered every city he went into it was not the museum but to the aquarium he said he went to first

So when millions went to by two by fours under sometimes covered parking

Bernies big gift was a series of fish tanks for the peachtree metropolis



Then that had to include the biggest fish

and the biggest fish is the Whale Shark and the whale shark had to be sent over on a specially modified UPS cargo plane from Taiwan lowered into the hole into holding bays by men in wetsuits

Urbansharkfitters perhaps?



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



A loose Mao painted over in places with orange green and white splashes wandering into different precincts of this shopping mall poem



Oh to be a cadaver

to have been executed and somehow to have wound up as the property of a so-called university

who to tell you sells you to a so-called exhibition company

fronted by a so-called professor of anatomy

to be exhibited by a so-called museum in search of a public

desperate for enlightenment, amusement,

or shock

oh to have been a dead body your spirit in hock

take me out and shoot me

then upside up me to display me

a sudden dead array of me’s around me

where is that so-called professor of anatomy



Oh to be a cadaver cross-sectioned

and in the papers mentioned

oh unsung lungs

oh kung fu what comes

oh to be cadaverous

a million people to see this is more than scandalous

it beyond the ridicule in ridiculous



Urbansharkfitterssuburbancowfittercadaversofcourse



the body shop, the dead body shop

the body shop the body shop

the dead body body body shop



the pearl of the disoriented

briefly staring into gazing

into banners pennant

with colorful Chinese characters

which the mind seperates for later

and digests

and begins to fufill an agenda

an impossible agenda?

possibly



The pearl of the disoriented

Blood And guts in the mall





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore



laughing Bhuddas always laughing Bhuddas



This poem is a slow boat to China

which begins with a working road trip (driving and guiding)to

California with a stop in San Francisco

a question is asked about a colonial structure

and I say it is like where the swallows follow to San Juan Capistrano

a building used to convert the Indians

like in the movie with Jeremy Irons waking I remember it is a mission

suddenly I realize Dwight the driver has the touring instructions

which eventually I explain to the grayline guide Ray Rosato

a woman asks about going to china and I tell her to visit the consulate in the Bay city when we arrive when I cannot recall maybe it was like tommorow



my life is a slow boat to china



traffic islands of wall in the great hall of the mall

terrarium centerpiece offshoots playclimb structures on astro turf

partied upon fun spots loiter zones de-peopled by security police



The year of the poodle, the year of the poodle the year of the wounded poodle

The year of the dog



Is it that the new rather than submerging the old

is infused by it?

is it that the old rather than being overtaken by the new

is enriched by it?

or doe the new erase the old

and the old disappear into the new

lavender , pink , blue, gold





First born in sight of a star fighter pod on a game room floor

This a poem of underwater notions in simacularized cities

And it will of course offer information galore

First born in sight of a star fighter pod in an aviation museum

With further planes on cement Islands around on and into a lake

this poem of underwater notions and simulacarized cities

is a replicant duplicate work

How now Miss Blau

who I run into

as I run into you

in the unscripted quarters

of a Chinese take out restaurant with seating

in Madison, New Jersey

where you live

if only in that dream



If you take out the eat-in part from the take-out

then all you are left with is the take-out



Now it is off to a Chinese restaurant

in the aforementioned vicinity

where they also play jazz



?go to a Chinese restaurant your own age?

Got to go to a Chinese restaurant your own age



“The Shanghai Jazz corporation”

The Shanghai Jazz Corporation opens for business in this poem

At the eat-in part of the eat-in- in the eat-in part of the Eat-in

where were you eating? At the Shanghai Jazz Corporation of course

and what was on

well it was a trio on piano bass and drums

And a quartet of conversationalists including Miss Blau

for our enjoyment and for the enjoyment of the Shanghai enjoinment of course

And the enjoyment on going west and then north to the shanghai jazz and enjoyment in the incorporation of Madison New Jersey of course and of the courses

Shrimp toast boneless spare ribs Chilean sea bass Neptune’s basket replete with

Shrimp lobster scallops white rice a beer a coke and a Belgian chocolate truffle with pistachio ice cream not unlike tartuffo and an order of eggplant



doors open to doors opening to doors closing

which open again to doors which have opened before

mixed vegetables

pineapple Chechen



Wandering down fifty seventh or ninth street

in new york as if in a dream of a tour

calling out dealers of Chinese antiques

with heavy wool and silk garments

om the front display windows on the upper floors



There it is behind a pole

the all you can eat buffet

at the periphery of the food court

banished from it prime position

on the Megamall’s highest floor



Upcoming the Great Shopping Mall Poem of China Movie Premiere



leaning Bhuddas always leaning Bhuddas

Reclining Bhuddas always reclining Bhuddas

Take-Out In the year of the Pig- Pig-Out

Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year

Eat-in at the take-out

or take-away or a Pig-out

Abacuscadabracus take out the pig from the pig out

or eat in at the take out

or take the pig out from the eat in

bur what if you are having a pig in the eat in

or than again you could eat in at the pig out

pig out at the eat out

or take away pig from the take out

and then pig out at the pig in

anyway Pink Floyd to reunite at the Great Wall in the Porcine year



Massive Casino entrance

Imperial is the Palace

Imperialis the fallacy

turn the corner of a flower with your eyes



China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan

China Macao Hong Kong Taiwan



Unscripted aberrations breaks in designs patterns

muliptle enfolds to great scenes of sino shopping mall corridors



This poem is partially made in China

(Hopefully Impartially Made in China)



Fake Shopping Mall Poem

Fake Disneyland

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Fake a Disney World

Fake a Shopping Mall Poem

Inside a fake Disney land

or a fake Disney World

composed with elements

of a bunch of fake shopping mall poems





Two shopping mall containers side by side

mostly the same but for what goes on inside

color coded elements and players shift around

like chromatics passages as they are from the world in an

Andreas Gursky photograph

Two transluscent shopping mall containers

long, deep, and rectangular

mostly similar

except for the differences

in the elements in transistion inside

and the single neon character over head

both differentianed by a single characteristic extended

a feature in one gesture within the pictograph

a charateric within the character

a feature within one getsture within the pictogtaph



two ladies; from one California and one from Canada design jewelery

and they ride the bus

one in black with a tun cap the other in white and black

they where their own works including pendants with Chinese calligraphic script

one with gold letter inlaid on stone te other black stone with characters carved within

in a mall this poem is drawn to by a description on wikipedia in from the remote

a kiosk branch of an upper floor store

and a golden bhudda within the plexiglassed in after hour confines



megacow megabox

maocow megaphlox

maocow megabox

megacow megabox

megaphlox and the megablog

the megabox in a megaflux

the hockey player in the lobstersuit

at the megabox in and out of the penalty box

the crustaceous human quasi android

doused in butter and garlic in ginger and scallion

at the megabox I am in and out of the penalty box



I plan to be

I will be slamming/crashing into

the Great Wall again and again



A Chine Gaming ghetto inside a casino



You won’t see me anymore

I will be on my Chinese Shopping mall tour

Leaving- Lee Ving

Anthony Haden-Guest once called me Lee Ving

I am leaving on a jet plane but I am not Lee Ving

I am leaking

I am not Lee the king

a lion in a long line who roars

but I am leaking

leaking something

I am Leaving

on my Sino Shopping Mall Tour



I am plan to be

I will slaming/crashing into

the great wall

great shopping mall poem in hands

slamming crashing into the great wall

again and again



Sumglasses, sunglasses, sumglasses



I’ve been to qi-gong

now I shall go to Hong-Kong

not to get off in the wrong country off in the wrong shopping mall

of a country in the wrong salad bar restaurant in the wrong shopping nation

oh its India it must be rupee tuesday



A mental turniquette not writing about you at your request has become a mental turniquette

you wished not to be a character but a character is made or made up and upon parchment a character is laid by a brush a character and in a theme park a character takes center stage









































littlem
littlem on Oct 07 '07
hey lee!
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 07 '07
hey littlem I am going to china november 1st
littlem
littlem on Oct 07 '07
what??/ no way! lucky!

is it business or pleasure or a little bit of both?
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 10 '07
to keep writing the chinese shopping mall poem of course
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 15 '07
mixed Chinese relations

I expect to be sitting before soup and looking for the truth

In the Beijinning, this poem began in two thousand and five
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 15 '07
oh- pin -ying thats how the word was formed

oh pin -ying
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 17 '07
the three gorges dam

not three gorgeous damns

damn! damn! and damsel
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 18 '07
three gorges dam

the three gorges damn

three gorgeous dams

the gorgeous three gorges dam - damn it

well thats exactly what their doing

three gorgeous damns

dam damn and damnit



this shopping mall

this shopping mall poem

will be built big enough

to hold three gorgeous dams

if not singularly the three gorges dam

are built atop it but then washed away

the sides of the shooping halls eroded

so it will have to three gorgeous damns

on a scale we will propose





16 days later
lee  michael klein
lee michael klein on Nov 04 '07
going to thirty dollar a session Bikram exiled yogi yoga in the skyscraper across from the times square mall just when I let my guard down I met a british biddie whose son is a pantomine artist at a starbucks where there was nowhere to sit down- exhale went to macao oh wow I was there while the Asian indoor games were closing with a dinner at the Venetian while crowds filed in to see Beyonce in her Portugese colonial outpost premiere heard her later what a ham- went to a Burmese restaurant who knows there is such a thing (plce has the backing of the conslate yikes!) lime soda , tea leave fried rice, shrimp with okra,) I am having a good time as long as I stay away from middle class well past middle aged British women Disneyland to





row hotel is great cheap owners nice free internet- the mall timess square filled to the rim with theme park restaurants and dim sum palaces
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 04 '07
I'm out of the parking garage

and into the world class city

Ali blah! blah! blah!



Kentucky go fly a chicken



hong is the Kong

Kong is the Hong

Gaudong is in Gaudong

Gaungdong is near Canton



I do a U turniquette

we do a U turinuette

you do a U turniquette



Defiance

DeliFrance

don't leave the Deli in a trance

biddies squawking



Juicy Couture

"Salvage Rubber"

Juiced to Joust in couture

Salvaged rubbers

Human Bumpers

Lehman Brothers?

Juicy Couture

juiced to joust in couture

Times Square

here

Times Square there

you know how many times I have been to Times Square

you know why Times Square is Times Square

because how many god damn Times

I have chosen to be there



lee klein
lee klein on Nov 05 '07
going to thirty dollar a session Bikram exiled yogi yoga in the skyscraper across from the times square mall just when I let my guard down I met a british biddie whose son is a pantomine artist at a starbucks where there was nowhere to sit down- exhale went to macao oh wow I was there while the Asian indoor games were closing with a dinner at the Venetian while crowds filed in to see Beyonce in her Portugese colonial outpost premiere --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

staffell
   staffell on Nov 05 '07
lee, what the fuck?
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 05 '07
Yes I did Yoga near Times Square in a tower of health and beauty

just as I had done yoga near TImes square

above a porno shop and next to a bar

here overlooking small and tall buildings

in all of the positions they take in the cityscape

doing this abridged should we say bastardized format of

"Bikram Yoga" ,

which we must have come to for a reason

overlooking gaps in the city scene



Double decker after double decker

my forever roost atop

the turning of the corner

open top

the straight line rounded

in the moment this sensation

of rounding found

again

in a Roundelay

and colored blocks of demographics

and the sculted hallways of Matzlan

all @ the Carnegie International

@ Carnegie Mellon

than at the Palisades Center megamall

in the phat pineapple crystal behemoth

facets gleaming

then the store on the Grand Canal

at the Venetian Macao

ohw such a rectangle

the way it lays astride

the artificial tributary

and fascimille of an artificial tributary



then here I am

as if at the bar at the Follies Bregere

(thank you Manet)

here at Hong Kong Disneyland

the beautiful boy

Kwan stands

besides me the waiter who waits upon others

does not wait upon me

but here I am

and I

who am

and this scene like all others before

is soon to be no more



littlem
littlem on Nov 05 '07
ahhahahahaa
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 06 '07
this is the triangle building I would say

where over one hundred young women

died due to lack of ventilation or proper exits

at the beginning of the twentieth century

on my New York tours

I would say



The golden triangle

The Bermuda Triangle

The Traingle shirt factory fire

the triad

the golden arches on a jeans patch

on a McDonald's cleaner's behind



One hundred and forty one young women

died in the triangle shirt factory fire

due to lack of ventilation or proper exits

hopefully lack of ventilation or proper exits

will not shut down

this edition of THE WORLDS' BIGGEST SHPPING MALL POEM



Barry Manolo Blahnik

Anythin Kwapen

Ecscalator shop window interface

the forever moving would be elliptical form

taking the shape of a shoe display



Calvin Klein Steel

in the Hong Kong Metal Mall

Calvin Klein Steel

@ Elements the Upscale Galleria

as the centerpiece of of the harbourside condominium megaverse

and do not steal

Calvin Klein Steel

in the Hong Kong Metal Mall

@ Elements

The upscale Galleria

as the centerpiece of the harbourside

condominium megaverse



They farm bears

cut of their paws

and serve them in soup



Come out from under the escalator

by the teeth of the step

where you perform maintanence

as I am off into a hot as it comes

sporting goods store

orange, lime , geen, cherry red

camping,climbing,hiking

THE MEGABOX

Male nurses smoke out on the terrace

the atrium extravaganza

no time for Sparta in IMAX

Ice coaches teach future Asian hockey stars



Shopping malls the fruit and the passion of my ideas



5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
I am the poet of luxury goods

I may not be good for luxury

but luxury is good for me



I may have to live a million lifetimes

before this edition of the shopping mall poem

is through



This poem recently expanded

to include Bangkok

to fufill its commitment to become Pan-Asian

and after all the Thais originally migrated to Siam

from their home in Southern China
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
Maybe this whole poem

is inside of the Bhudda's belly

a white Bhudda with gold trim

laughing widely smiling not quite howling

This poem salutes itself

like a Bangkok doorman

between shopping malls at an exit entrance door

by an avenue overpass

wearing a crisp white military style suit with cap

making motion to those about to cross the way

to the center where the mustachioed musican/ singer with the shaved clean head plays electronic keyboard atop a piano which he also strikes and redoes 'those were the days my freinds we thought they'd never end we live forever and day we lived the life we choose we fight and never loose those were the days oh yes those were the days"
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
and where a woman talks on a cell phone while drinking a beer and doing internet and well toned European youths buy crisp fluorescent intermittently white and pastel and pastel Lacoste polo shirts at what are still high prices (I came, I saw, no longer IZOD)
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
An athlete arrives

in the refreshments area

of a sporting goods store

in workout clothes

the colors of a citrus juice prerhaps energy drink

orange and lime green with a thin white stripe contouring through

with the combination repeated

in the high definition photographic

advertisment on the establishmets tables

with
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
An athlete arrives

in the refreshments area

of a sporting goods store

in workout clothes

the colors of a citrus juice prerhaps energy drink

orange and lime green with a thin white stripe contouring through

with the combination repeated

in the high definition photographic

advertisment on the establishments tables

with
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
A sahdow as if an etching of a hummingbird

dances upon the green wall

from the square hanging lamp projected

as the birs fluttering feeds upon light
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
Polka Dachsund

Plankton for a squid

that's an octoplus

in a dream I join

together in the household

of the robber baron of nonsense Steve Dalchinsky

and his wife

the painter Yuko Otomo

I fall into her arms

but for him at least

i am no homo

Octopus Octoplus Octopussy

Yuko Otomo
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
Careful you could be reborn

as your latest searche ngine listing returned

on google or yahoo

react to what they say

or avoid it and learn nothing

but either way they have you

lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
you are under suspicion of getting aroused
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 11 '07
Long ago Batman gave a jazz speech

in adresing the populus

now in the filming of a new edition of his franchise

in Hong Kong

not to become a Sino-Gotham

Christian Bale in the heavy rubber polymer

muscle defining and or providing batsuit

is perched up upon a ledge at the IFC tower

approached by a helicopter though he the actor not in the flesh will not descend

to do his own stunt will it be provided bystunt double or on a sound stage

I will not find out except by you-tube

as I leave early to get my e-ticket to Beijing at the guest-house

where to it has been faxed

I saw swat teams take an escalator

but could not wait to see the tiny flying masked

masked stud temporarily stationary

out of the corner of my eye

out of the corner
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 13 '07
Long live the King

Long live the Kong

Long live the King

Long live Hong Kong



From the airport

on a route through the fog

Straight from the airport

on a route through the smog

here to long walls

developments of townhomes or McMansions

many housing foriegn business people and their families

who shop in convienence supermarkets

like Jenny Liu's

here I am staying

at yet another development

an "art garden"

with artists in residence

and maid service

with statues of miners

as if ghosts encompassing in their presences

and or presences

the majority of the population

of the front gallery of this compound

corpses, the ailing, the hard of breath

meanwhile at the supermarket

a well heeled foriegn woman

criticizes this shopping mall correspondant

for mishandling two very small loaves of rye and raisin bread

Meanwhile the miners taking up the front gallery

of the compound where I am staying

represent those killed in accidents

because of sub-standard working conditions



Returning here at night

or after waking here in the morning

and venturing downstairs

they can be so very haunting

as you brgin to look into them they begin to look into you

lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
platic airport ramen noodle and accompanying foods display

hard boiled egg, sweaweed, scallions, cucumber bits, miso soup,

Breaded Chicken cutlet, pork fried rice, crabmeat, carrots, lettuce, beats, bean sprouts, corn, dumplings, onions fried chicken gravy over mushrooms, bread, and white rice
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
plastic airport ramen noodle and accompanying foods display

hard boiled egg, seaweed, scallions, cucumber bits, miso soup,

Breaded Chicken cutlet, pork fried rice, crabmeat, carrots, lettuce, beats, bean sprouts, corn, dumplings, onions fried chicken gravy over mushrooms, bread, and white rice
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
Black currants, green tea eclairs, and season apricot danioshes

large west african women at he starbucks in the mall in downtown Beijing
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
Black currants, green tea eclairs, and season apricot danishes

large west african women at the starbucks in a mall in downtown Beijing
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
A ball atop the Great Wall

Blue, Green, pink, and yellow

a giant ball placed atop a high section of the Great Wall



The gigantic mainland Chinese mobile telephone service provider

wishing to allow those involved in the Olympic torch relay high up in the Hiamlayas way up to Mount Everest a way to recieve a signal brings the necessary infrastructure up high enough for that to happen

and in doing so uses several means of transport including the very hairy beast of burden found in those parts

why not allow these animals to relay their thoughts back home and Yakety-yak!
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 15 '07
How about a club atop a towering flowering spade

Golden flamingos and the bursting of the bossom of a bird
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 16 '07
little old fishisng village

the metropolis grew up around it



What's good what's real

what's fake and what's not



The Bronze Head of the Horse of the Summer Palace

Gifted to China by Stanley Ho

but kept in his lobby

or that of his Grand Lisboa Casino-Hotel
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 17 '07
The world in miniature

Its' a mall world after all

spending my life wasting away in a car

I want to make my money
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 20 '07
the towering golden blossoming flower tower

in seamless stages progresses in space

as the yogi doing archidirassa

half-moon flows to one side and then

to the other within the same form
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 22 '07
waiters crashing into each other

anything Kwapen

at the Disneyland hotel the beautiful boy Kwan

the beautifl boy Kwan at the Disneyland hotel
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 23 '07
The shoreline palazzo

lapped by waves in the South China Sea

or where the Pearl River Delta meets the South China Sea

its exterior facade comes right up to the water

as if on the Grand Canal in Venice

The shoreline palazzo

lapped by waves in the South China Sea

or where the Pearl River Delta meets the South China Sea

lee klein
lee klein on Nov 25 '07


Back in Bangkok

On Sumkhavit

On the corner off from the Grand Hyatt

A Bhuddist altar

Temporarily placed there or not?

Offering, fragrant offerings, fragrants garland

Orchids yellow flowere sticks of incense incences sticks

Behind are traditional ram thai dancers

In crowns

lee klein
lee klein on Nov 25 '07


Back in Bangkok

On Sumkhavit

On a corner off from the Grand Hyatt

A Bhuddist altar

Temporarily placed there or not?

Offerings, fragrant offerings, fragrant garlands

plum Orchids, yellow flowers, sticks of incense -incense sticks

and Behind are traditional ram thai dancers

In crowns

lee klein
lee klein on Nov 26 '07
your co-worker Keith Richards is not able to work

right now because a busboy dropped plate on his head in a restaurant

a written announcemnt on the bulletin board in the common work area states

is this your present job or past one where people came and went

or stayed for as long a part of forever as it or was possible

until the alignment of the universe changed

well then your back on and forth in a mini-van past a large Chinese shopping mall city off a major highway rung by on and off ramps and the driver is pulling off either in the central mountains or the Himalayas for photo shoots and one is enough for you but

other passengers want to go up agin but you gain enough votes to stop a second ascent

and your hearing about clubs on islands which one Hainan?

but the your in Key West
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 26 '07
your co-worker Keith Richards is not able to work

right now because a busboy dropped plate on his head in a restaurant

a written announcemnt on the bulletin board in the common work area states

is this your present job or past one where people came and went

or stayed for as long a part of forever as it or was possible

until the alignment of the universe changed

well then your back on and forth in a mini-van past a large Chinese shopping mall city off a major highway rung by on and off ramps and the driver is pulling off either in the central mountains or the Himalayas for photo shoots and one is enough for you but

other passengers want to go up again but you gain enough votes to stop a second ascent

and your hearing about clubs on islands which one Hainan?

but the your in Key West
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 27 '07
sacred offerings

a winged piano

illuminated lobby spce

I ant to see you alking into

the arena of where e work
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 27 '07
sacred offerings

a winged piano

illuminated lobby spce

I ant to see you alking into

the arena of where we work
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 27 '07
sacred offerings

a winged piano

illuminated lobby space

I want to see you alking into

the arena of where we work

the tour operator who who boasted stregnth over me

wants to see what I cn do once again

his arm in a cast thinner

I retrun tgo the land of the golden monkeys

with the future burned into me
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 27 '07
sacred offerings

a winged piano

illuminated lobby space

I want to see you alking into

the arena of where we work

the tour operator who who boasted stregnth over me

wants to see what I can do once again

his arm in a cast thinner

I retruned from the land of the golden monkeys

with the future burned into me
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 03 '07
Violet/lavender boas black lacquer fish balls in fish ball noodle soup

Chicken wings Chinese vegetables radius’s radii? poodles polka dots

Dachsunds polka dachsunds green tea éclairs and black currents

staffell
   staffell on Dec 03 '07
lee what would you do if threadless deleted this design?
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 06 '07
Stafell "other people build concrete Disneylands I build shopping mall poems"..." this work is a duplicate replicant doppel rhymer" thus, I have it saved other places in order for it to take on the huge format where I continue to learn and write at an exciting metonymous pace for the reader -I am incorporating the rythmn of this medium- I would survive I enjoy the spontanaeity threadless has allowed me- Remember when I began to write this work I did so daydreaming a maocow then google it and wound up in the wonderful world of threadless whereby dark side of the garden so comingled with my hypertextural dialectic-I already asked Robsoul to lend me this design for my poetry book when it is finished. I just got back from China but that as it turns out was just an introductory excursion I must continue to explore for it to reach the level where it needs to go- I would miss the page but the work would survive.
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 06 '07
Other people build concrete Disneylands I build shopping mall poems
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 06 '07
and i can offer you a starring role in the super epic if you like
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 08 '07
The Golden spade struck by the sun

the pre come form done

up to the peak

over the ridge

and down to the bakery



lee klein
lee klein on Dec 08 '07
Brought back around past "Times Square"

by the bus

you need to fill in those archways

the found holes in the wall

the found holes in the walls

the pre come forn dome

with your own thoughts

while half-a-sleep



the exploding lychee explodes

calamari
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 12 '07
hit in the head by a flying fruit fashioned from tropical hardwood

off of a skytrain in a giant asian themed retail complex

sponsored by Disney in Orlando

driving an open air vehicle

and luckily the tourists are amused
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 13 '07


Sharks Lips

Regina Ip

Mick Jagger’s Hips

13 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 26 '07
Juicy Liu's - Lucy Couture

Lucy Liu's- Jenny Couture



Calvin Klein "Steel"

a black man in white underpants, jocky shorts

a foamcore tan-gray wall

in an elemental shopping mall

A Chine Grandmother is introduced to Mickey Mouse

in the photo oppurtunity gazebo

by her younger relatives

at Hong Kong DIsneyland



Juicy Liu's - Lucy Couture

Lhasa Oppurtunities

Lucy Liu's- Jenny Couture

bickering Chinese Dogs

lee klein
lee klein on Dec 26 '07
Juicy Lius'- Lucy Couture

Lucy Lius'-Jenny Couture



Calvin Klein "Steel"

a balck man in white underpants, jockey shorts

a foamcore tan-gray wall

in a mall of elements- an elememtal shopping mall

A Chinese Grandmother is introduced to Mickey Mouse

in a photo oppurtunity gazebo

at Hong Kong Disneyland



Juicy Lius'-Lucy Couture

Lhasa Oppurtunities

Lucy Lius'- Jenny Couture

bickering breaks out between

high coiffed generally well disposed

Chinese toy breed dogs
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 02 '08


At the Lane Crawford in the mall housing the four seasons

Long all the way up the arm to the shoulder leather gloves

By the Belgian designer Raf Simmons

Not for sale

On white plastic male mannequins where all of the other separates worn

are

12 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 14 '08
here is not there

but over there is definitely

there
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Jan 14 '08
lee fucking klien
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 20 '08
Seven Hundred thousand to upwards of a million people

In prayer forming the great wall a great wall

In the golden vestaments and headgear of ram thai

Then all become one

I become one

Al becomes one

And rides away on a the top of an elephant

lee klein
lee klein on Jan 20 '08
Seven hundred thousand to upards of a million persons

in a prayer line forming the great wall a great wall

in the golden vestaments and headgear of ram thai

then all becomes one

I become one

and ride away on the top of a golden brocaded elephant
SheepMan22
SheepMan22 on Jan 20 '08
what is going on here?
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 21 '08






















In Victoria, Hong Kong

Off Gloucester Road

On Hoi to Court

The owners of a building on Hoi to Court

Took some tenants to Court

For leasing out some of their roof space to someone who put up a neon coomercial billboard

and gave neither the proper notice or portion of the derived income to the owners of the builing on Hoi to Court



2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 23 '08
360 the natural foods supermarket

360 degrees around like Linda Blair's head in the excorcist

360 -three hundred sixty degrees in the round in itself

within elements the Mall in Kowloon above the mtr owned by themtr corporation

within the union sqaure megaverse





4 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 28 '08


You have her email so there is no need to phone her

Even in such proximity



The Marco Polo Factory Store opens in the Chinese Shopping Mall Poem

7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 04 '08
the retired bespectacled NYC jewish civil servant

becomes a giant panda slimmed down

given an assignment

handed a panda suit

seperated form his harmonica

on display here to entertain

in the panda suit

or as a giant panda

transmorphed

3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 07 '08
the artist invites me on a supposed trip back to Cathay

and in agreeing in principle he becomes real again and we sail from one of the terrazo mosaic islands in the long pool in the mall

one of the reflecting pools from an island onto a mainland on sailing ship with both of us aboard
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 07 '08
Mongols mingle but they don't bring the wall down
littlem
littlem on Feb 07 '08
lee, you're relentless! haha
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 10 '08
this part of the poem was born

in a site of a starfish spawned on

the sea floor
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 11 '08
I go north to go to '"The East"

I go north to go east, to go to 'The East"



I go east to go to Hoi To Court

where the owners of the building took some tenants to court

6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 18 '08
Hoi to court

Where perhaps

a neon bowl of noodle soup

occupies the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

dumplings the suggestion of steam

noodles chopsticks and the bowl

all delineated in neon

on th ebillboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

perhaps violet edunmplings green noodles

yellow chopsticks white steam

and bowl

on th ebillboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

lee klein
lee klein on Feb 18 '08
Hoi to court

Where perhaps

a neon bowl of noodle soup

occupies the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

dumplings the suggestion of steam

noodles chopsticks and the bowl

all delineated in neon

on the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

perhaps violet dumplings green noodles

yellow chopsticks white steam

and bowl

on the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate the landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 24 '08
Take out joints

Fu Ying Fu Sing

confuckenfusing



Rain melts snow

Rain melts ice

Rain melts ice and snow

snow and ice
5napple
5napple on Feb 24 '08
what?
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 24 '08
snow and ice
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 24 '08
take out joints

one is left with only the bones
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 02 '08
this poem is a sinicizer
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 02 '08
is or could be
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 03 '08
I cannot be the processing agent who Sinicizes you all

I cannot be the processor of you all into this poe,

my brain of late has only the power of selective sinocaztion

selectivityI cannot be the processing agent of the sinicization of you all

and anyway simulacrazation will by this identity

will soon be ordered up in Dubai
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 03 '08
I cannot be the processing agent who Sinicizes you all

I cannot be the processor of you all into this poem

my brain of late has only the power of selective sinocization

selectivity I cannot be the processing agent of the sinicization of you all

and anyway simulacrazation will by this identity

soon be ordered up in Dubai
23 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 27 '08
Hoi to court

Where perhaps

a neon bowl of noodle soup

occupies the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

dumplings; the suggestion of steam,

noodles, chopsticks. and the bowl

all delineated in neon

on the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

perhaps violet dumplings; green noodles,

yellow chopsticks , white steam,

and the bowl

on the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court





Take out joints

Fo ying fu sing

Confockenfusing

Rain melts snow

Rain melts ice

Rain melts ice and snow

Snow and ice



Take out the joints

And one is left with only the bones



A luminous isolation

A lusciousluminous isolation

Galaxies and then deep space

Galaxies and solar systems are finite

But space keeps on growing





This poem is a sinicizer

Is or could be?





Intendo Ninteno the icidento

At the Beijing shopping mall bookstore superstore

adjoining the shopping mall

where the customer believes he has been overcharged on his credit card

or where the customer believes he has been overcharged on his debit card

and screams at a a clerk who summons security

who take him to a room behind the registers

where they talk to him further

and still he complains

but by the time my party leaves

he has not been forcibly detained



Intendo, Nintendo, Crescendo



On ”Steel” by Calvin Klein jockey short underpants it concrete is repeatedly spelled out

On the span of the waistband



Ancient Chinese secretion

The take out delivery boy

Races on his biycycle to every orders origin

Before you can say ancient Chinese secret again he picks up the bag or nags

With the take away from the joint made to order in the door and out again and he says excuse me





















































Hoi to court

Where perhaps

a neon bowl of noodle soup

occupies the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

dumplings the suggestion of steam

noodles chopsticks and the bowl

all delineated in neon

on th ebillboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court

perhaps violet edunmplings green noodles

yellow chopsticks white steam

and bowl

on the billboard

where the tenant did not properly compensate thae landlord

for use of space and income received

atop the building on hoi to court





Take out joints

Fo ying fu sing

Confockenfusing

Rain melts snow

Rain melts ice

Rain melts ice and snow

Snow and ice



Take out the joints

And one is left with only the bones



A luminous isolation

A lusciousluminous isolation

Galaxies and then deep space

Galaxies and solar systems are finite

But space keeps on growing





This poem is a sinicizer

Is or could be?





Intendo Ninteno the icidento

At the Beijing shopping mall bookstore superstore

adjoining the shopping mall

where the customer believes he has been overcharged on his credit card

or where the customer believes he has been overcharged on his debit card

and screams at a a clerk who summons security

who take him to a room behind the registers

where they talk to him further

and still he complains

but by the time my party leaves

he has not been forcibly detained



Intendo, Nintendo, Crescendo



On ”Steel” by Calvin Klein jockey short underpants it concrete is repeatedly spelled out

On the span of the waistband



Ancient Chinese secretion

The take out delivery boy

Races on his biycycle to every orders origin

Before you can say ancient Chinese secret again he picks up the bag or nags

With the take away from the joint made to order in the door and out again and he says excuse me





















































25 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 21 '08
A mashugah in Moose shoes eating MooShoo vegetables
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 21 '08
The four of us

went out to Shanghai Jazz

for dinner

for dinner and jazz

but it all slips away ;

Miss Blau

("how now Frau Blau?")

who was seen in a dream

which brought us out to Madison, New Jersey

by Farliegh Dickinson and Drew Universities to dine

doe not take form

but who does is the tour guide Ron Whitacker

an African-American manwho now dons burgundy and and gold vestaments

and a plastic head piece which is fitted to the scalp and temples

and lo and behold he is sinocized

and Barnaby Ruhe the boomeranging art professor

who has a grey and silver moustache which is now blackened

and now with a goatee

and he too is sinocized

Miss Blau now seemingly appears out of nowhere

as Ron and I are conversing at a table and she sits down

and we three agree to venture out to the Shanghai Jazz club

in Madison, New Jersey by Farliegh Dickinson and Drew universities again!

chelly
chelly on Apr 23 '08
this is by far the best thing that has happened to submission comments
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 23 '08
oh thank you see you just have to begin planting submissions in my subconcious and then I can expand upon them forever!
J-Ray
J-Ray on Apr 23 '08
This is for what the internet exists.
7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 01 '08
I am living in gujarat state in india and my city is ahemdabad. can you give the list of shops or names of shopping malls whwre i can get the jeans or formals of calvin klein.please reply?

In: Clothing [Recategorize]



what country

hello hi where do you want this shops in what country??



There is a Calvin Klein "Steel' store in the Elements shopping mall



above the Kowloon mtr station on Kowloon Island in Hong Kong all within the Union



Square megaverse



this answer is concrete



though the underwear is "Steel"



and the ads for it could feature Seal



this answer is concrete



lock your standing leg



says the yoga teacher who bent his during the yoga olympics



my allies let me be your alloy

4 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 05 '08
are you a Mynymawrist?
lee klein
lee klein on May 05 '08
the bolwing ball and the flocks of pigeons ar in St .MARKS SQUARE

IN THE FAUX VENETIAN THE SECOND ONE

the taiwanese artist is not yet there
lee klein
lee klein on May 05 '08
the bolwling ball and the flocks of pigeons are in St. Marks Square

the Piazza San Marco at faux Venice at the Macau Venetian

modeled on the Las Vegas Venetian whic was modeled on Venice itself

and though the Tawinese artist who threw blowing balls at flock of the scavenger birds has not yet shown up upon the scene he is bound to bound to bew bound ofr the hotel casino's recreatetion of St. Marks Square
lee klein
lee klein on May 05 '08
the bowling ball and the flocks of pigeons are in St. Marks Square

the Piazza San Marco at faux Venice at the Macau Venetian

modeled on the Las Vegas Venetian which was modeled on Venice itself

and though the Taiwanese artist who threw blowing balls at flocks of the scavenger birds has not yet shown up upon the scene he is bound to bound to be bound for the hotel casino's recreation of St. Marks Square
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on May 05 '08
we get it



you like china



and mao
lee klein
lee klein on May 06 '08
not necessarily an not neccessarily in that order its a reordering whose borerings will be in the reordering it may go pan asian like a pandemic
SoldierofGondor
SoldierofGondor on May 06 '08
I think Threadless should print a copy of this just for you =p.
7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 13 '08
on an oddessey to replace a simple household object
lee klein
lee klein on May 13 '08
that's me awash in seas of various international currencies
lee klein
lee klein on May 13 '08
the manicured city at night surfacy

surreal

lie a risseud head of hair

on a human
lee klein
lee klein on May 13 '08
the manicured city at night resplendant

and shiny surfacy

like a re-issued head of hair on this human
chelly
chelly on May 13 '08
how now mao cow?

give me lee right now.
lee klein
lee klein on May 13 '08
Strokyo

Marks & Spinsters
lee klein
lee klein on May 14 '08
Why not exchange your present location

for 35,000 square feet of poetic space?

Stokyo

Marks & Spinsters



Mao's little red soldiers

felled by boulders

the silenced children

under the cement



There is color in confusion

Rescuers in red and red and yellow head-gear

darting like frogs

troops in a swirl like broccoli

like spinach



Are you going to stand

atop a pile of rubble

expecting a payout?



Chinese rescuer tree frogs



360's three hundred sixty degrees

goes around and around........

Try and smile

The hour glass swings to upside down

now entering the health and beauty zone

I am your all day action hero
lee klein
lee klein on May 14 '08
smokyo
lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
the thing which unites

the entire world

is langauge of bodily motion

of humans while engaged

with the cell-phone



Toiling in the fields in sight of the train.......



Some silly superstitious people





lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
the thing which unites

the entire world

is the langauge of bodily motion

of humans while engaged

with the cell-phone



Toiling in the fields in sight of the train.......



Some silly superstitious people





lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
I want to be able to afford a ticket

to the self-contained self-consuming orgy



in a moment of instantaneous replication

out pouring

an outpouring

a pouring out

of grief

in a Guangzhou

shopping mall;

where a sim boy

where two real girls

where one real and one sim girl

brought a real boy

where three

sims sat together fo a repair diagnosis

outpouring

an outpouring

an outpouring of grief

Mao's little red soldiers

felled by boulders



S/Pacific Place

Bang & Oulfensive

a S/Pacific Place



A Shimmering Concept High



This moment of space

this one here

what a way

it would have been

to begin



It is where the undulating

dragon escalator coils

which were green, gold , and silver flow

but it has all gone bright orange now

the far wall is in shadows

and a particular pocketbook

has twice the remove

what was with the reverse mimesis

{a blonde god is born

and on the move

out , around, and up

up and through

up and up

the moving staircases where the dragons coil

toward the midlevels

this is going to be a chase

in hot pursuit Hotspur

leaves

this route when it is aparently

no longer leading in a hotel or a mall

Sparks Flew



What was with thrice the mimesis?

For the buner is brought back from the glass

holding the boutique back form the arcade



Iridescent innersoles



2 S/Pacific a place











lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
thousands of peopel carry babies in pack

on an overland trek to Tibet each year

moral linguini
lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
thousands of people carry their babies in apack

on an overland trek to Tibet each year

moral linguini
lee klein
lee klein on May 15 '08
After a small theater

movie premiere

standing mounts holding boquets

and some tilted over

left outside unclaimed

are the next morning

poicked

by passing Hong Kong women

and perhaps the occasional tourist

including this shopping mall poem of the east poet

who carries on light ornage rose out into the cityscape

and then later leave it along with a twenty dollar HK

gratuity for the maid in departing for Bangkok



The D in Dianne Von Furstenburg

D for Dianne

mirrors the ending bulge

of the escalator's coil

as well as the DVF



I am as specific as I am Pacific
lee klein
lee klein on May 17 '08
A multi-ascent platform overise



Tigers and Sharks

and Tiger Sharks

What are you up to?

"Not much

just hanging out like an Octopus"

Siamborghini

a wetsuited Thai guy

sends me sky high

2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 20 '08
wu meets hu

who is hu

hu is who meets wu

when wu meets hu

wu and hu

will put together two and two

hu meets and wu meets hu

wu and hu -hu and wu

lee klein
lee klein on May 20 '08
wu meets hu

who is hu

hu is who meets wu

when wu meets hu

wu and hu

will put together two and two

hu meets wu and wu meets hu

wu and hu -hu and wu

lee klein
lee klein on May 20 '08
WU AND HU

lee klein
lee klein on May 21 '08
(which reads when published in book form b4 when wu meets hu which by the way is sung to the tune of Who Made Who by ACDC)



Somehow Miss Blau

who rhymed with Mao

was picked up by the poet subconcious and taken to

out to the Shanghai Jazz Corporation oh wow!



So now we bestow garlands

before the red-headed Bhudda Bhuddess of Grayline NYC

as the African-American lady who screams out "what are

you talking about" to this poet

now screams out "what are

you talking about to this poet loder than ever

look at her long painted finger nails and stomps out
lee klein
lee klein on May 21 '08
'British India" is a store

The Banana Republic of Veitnam

lee klein
lee klein on May 21 '08
As I am woken from sleep

in sleep

by a passing manuscript holding art writer

who says my name

and states that we should hangout

he is with the painter, professor, and prominent Boomeranger

Dr.Barnaby Ruhe who as per his tradition blurts out Lee Klein

which by the way is my name



here I am back in the Spuyten Dyvul, Inwood,Riverdale, Brigadoon dream arena

where I live in an apprtment building with a swimming pool

and all of a sudden asoundtrack plays

'its Six-ten and its" time"

morphed lyrics in a rift with the tune from

Neil Sedaka's sweet little sixteen

it was all a joint production with my mind

for it is time it was time to get up

from restful slumber

but it all allowed me to be woken up within a dream

but yet to still dream

and then to wake for a breakfest set

of Milo, orange juice, fresh fruit, and Thai Chicken rice soup

and then off to the Royal Palace

after emailing and phone charging duties

and perhaps a swim



Coconut filth

floating maquettes

lee klein
lee klein on May 21 '08
the incorporated owners of Hoi to court

were not the owners on hoi to court

who took a tenant to court

for among other things

placing a neon sign upon their roof

from which the defendant did derive income

lee klein
lee klein on May 23 '08
Chinese multi media gambling

multi media slot machines with Chinese and other Asian themes

I loose twenty dollars at Double Dragons

and win four dollars and a penny at double happiness

than look up and see the Asian bistro shine

I shall dine at shrine

when it is time

I shall dine at shrine

6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 29 '08
Peach Mao

Peach Mao cow

Peach Mao cow sucking candies

of the soft and hard varities in kind

and chewablesthe first of the new flavors in this

shopping mall poem of the east

where you will find

?
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 01 '08
olympic mascots were pulling victims and survivors out from under the rubble under television and emergency floodlights
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08
it was placed in a storefron pet-store window
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08
on a side-street leading to a main thoroughfare

in the neighberhood of Causeway Bay

in Hong Kong
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08


It was placed in a sotrefront window

on a side-street leading to a main thoroughfare

in the neighberhood of Causeway Bay

in Hong Kong
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08
it was very preety

creamy white

with a tan tinge

on its' main coat

with brown and blackish features mixed in on its face



It was mostly docile

and laid down on a rest of glass

the enclosure was all glass

below it were some pebbles

mostly ornamental

which closely corresponded tot he coloration of the cat

which would sometimes half roll around

or walk a few paces

and sometimes stretch and yawn
13 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 15 '08
high on a top floor

at the central mall in bangkok

a green and white upholstered restaurant

which serves vietnemese dishes

with black and white drawings on black and white dishes

and a waiter whose throat has been cut

and has been bandaged up and left in stiches
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 17 '08
inside the shopping mall poem of the east we now build the Mongolium
18 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 05 '08
an explosion in a fireworks factory

re-recorded

an explosion in a Chinese fireworks factory

like an explosion in a Chinese shirt factory fire

like an explosion in a facilty

which is in mainland china

and makes firwirks

so now not in other word

missed the entertainment

be will surely be coming back
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 08 '08
Sahnghai Jazz is the major joint in the body of this poem

lee klein
lee klein on Jul 08 '08
07/07/08

08/07/08



08/08/08

on the first occurence I pull into a parking lot

timed in at 7:07

i would have gone and played lucky sevens

but midnight comes up and I am too far away
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 10 '08
the pineapple has exploded

or the woman is in the ruffled shirt wide open

the Chinese restaurant jazz club

perhaps the only one of its ‘ kind

one of a kind

unitl it opens another in a poem we should find

green walls, red walls, white trim

chocolate fudge icing leftover atop whipped cream

atop melted desserts

suburban candy boys a lacrosse player in purple and gold

like a Minnesota Viking

aso much more to my liking

the phat crystal pyrmidical structure of pleasure

vast nipples from nature

the tear out the draping on this pedestrian misshapen

the backend the frontend the weekend

not off the deep-end the shadows and light somehow

deepened we will not remain weakened

9 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 19 '08
Come into the Shopping Mall Poem of the East and Save on Face

and if you are going to save face which face will you choose?
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 26 '08
Acurling samurai

the stooge curly curling

the stooge curly as samurai curling

smuarai curly curls



hoi to court

hoi to court

flashing discs reverberating ovoids

repeat the mantra of a sacred order

and by belonging to it you to shall rise

one shall rise

hoi to court

hoi to court

hoi to court

hoi to court
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 26 '08
A curling Samurai

the stooge Curly curling

the stooge Curly as a Samurai curling

Samurai Curly curls



hoi to court

hoi to court

flashing discs reverberating ovoids

repeat the mantra of a sacred order

and by belonging to it you to shall rise

one shall rise

hoi to court

hoi to court

hoi to court

hoi to court
7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 03 '08
at the back end of a most vaccated part of the mall

a qi gong accupressure parlor

exhibits chinese fine art and trinkets

at the far end of the back end

of a mostly vaccated section of the mall

a large accupressure applier

does wonders for the well being

for the creator of this poem
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 04 '08
now opening all of the major joints in this poem



One for the mummy!
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 05 '08
one for the mummy the mammy the mommy

Rupee Tuesday where Elton John is not scheduled to appear

to sing "Sari Seems to be the Hardest Word"
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 09 '08
Yao Ming what I say
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 09 '08
Yao Ming to Hoi to Court
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 10 '08
Yao Ming and an opening series of mummies

report to Hoi to Court

where they run into the pussycat in the pet store window

whose coat matches the pebbles below the enclosures glass flooring and then the movies theater where left over soon to be decaying boquets are where flowers are taken from by passing hong kongers most of who are females who often forn their own boquets and finally Joe Dimaggio just another nice guy who got screwed

lee klein
lee klein on Aug 10 '08
Yao Ming and an opening series of mummies

report to Hoi to Court

where they run into the pussycat in the pet store window

whose coat matches the pebbles below the enclosures glass flooring and then the movies theater where left over soon to be decaying boquets are where flowers are taken from by passing hong kongers most of who are females who often create their own boquets and finally Joe Dimaggio just another nice guy who got screwed

lee klein
lee klein on Aug 11 '08
A cahin hotel throws a chinese olympic opening ceremonies party in its and for a while I amthe only guest

eating crunchy noodles andwontonsuit

while thedesk clerkis wearing a toga

and two green chinese garment vases

adorn the check-in desk

and soon this guest is off to his room
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 11 '08
A chain hotel throws a Chinese Olympic opening ceremonies party in its lobby and for a while I am the only guest

eating crunchy noodles and wonton soup

while the desk clerk is wearing a toga

and two green chinese garment vases

adorn the check-in desk

soon this guest is off to his room
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 15 '08
recently we celebrated the 1200th day

of the chocolate mao design by teh artist Robsout

Vik Munzi the Brazillian artist also once di a piece he named Chocolate Mao

the overhead highways light on a thoroughfare

sometimes stared into become chinese silk lions

the Beijing 2008 08/08/08 Olympics

has seen its share of fake fans

and replacement tots lip synching for others
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 15 '08
recently we celebrated the 1200th day

of the chocolate mao design by the artist Robsoul

Vik Muniz the Brazillian artist also once did a piece he named "Chocolate Mao"

the overhead highways lights on a thoroughfare

sometimes stared into repeatedly at speed become chinese silk lions blossoming forward or back

the Beijing 2008 08/08/08 Olympics

has seen its share of fake fans

and replacement tots lip synching for others
23 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 08 '08
the kung fu panda character Tigress

is mirrored in real life

by the water taxi tour guide

with hoop name earings who smiles a lot

she makes lots of statements like you know what I mean

the boat tour guide from the yellow and black

water taxi water craft is mirrored on fim by the

super feline of the bright wide open eyes

22 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 30 '08
In the Beijinning

Mao was a cow

and soldier/policeman in grren uniforms with red stars

walked the street working the beat the beat
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 30 '08
In the Beijinning

Mao was a cow

and soldier/policeman in green uniforms with red stars

walked the street

working the beat
39 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 09 '08
A couple of lopsided Eastern Religious structures rise

not necessarily lacking luster



lee klein
lee klein on Nov 09 '08
In a long dream where sometimes sitting in a theater

the boy next to me changes from one ina new york rangers jersey which he takes off to a t-shirt

but he is gone and then there is greg from work

I am working my new posistion at the company I own part of

and games being played and they sya as the driver that

I will have tot take care of piston alloquacy

there is no such word

but it involves mechanics which I do not understand

later I enter a gift shop which leeds into and eating space

all kinds of heavily dressed Asians

abound I try to grab onto leather

a Japanese red girl doll in a red kimono drop it does not break I set it up right say it alright

the similarly dressed store overseer forgives me

I go into the next room it is a restaraunt with rubberey three d floors with bounce up in materail spikes within measured seperartions there blue colored male beings dressed as females they seemed as if contorted created form as if the movies pans labyrinth before I cam in here I said goodby to the Japanese boy Kei and when I come back he is not there but a Japanese girl is
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 09 '08
In a long dream where sometimes sitting in a theater

the boy next to me changes from one in a new york Rangers jersey which he takes off to a t-shirt

but he is gone and then there is Greg from work

I am working my new posistion at the company I own part of

and games being played and they say as the driver that

I will have to take care of piston alloquacy

there is no such phrase

but it involves mechanics which I do not understand

later I enter a gift shop which leeds into an eating space

all kinds of heavily dressed Asians

abound I try to grab onto leather

a Japanese red girl doll in a red kimono drops I drop it

it does not break I set it up right I say its alright

the similarly dressed overseer in the store smiles and forgives me

I go into the next room it is a restaraunt with rubberey three d floors with bounce up in material spikes within measured seperartions there areblue colored male beings dressed as females dining they seem as if contorted and as if from the movie pans labyrinth before I came in here I said goodbye to the Japanese boy Kei and when I come back he is not there but a Japanese girl is
56 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 04 '09
in an Ollies Noodles

and there are oodles of Ollies Nodles in

this poem

running foot-men bus busboys two a duo of them

carrying a wood construction platforms with slots cut into the wood grid framework inside for taking tea cups away come escorted by a suited manager come by
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 10 '09
This Space Occupied by Bhuddists
17 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 28 '09
open the imperial doors
53 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 22 '09
The Min imalist Mega Mall

Minimalist Megamall

Minimalist Mall

I dined at Shrine
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 22 '09
god bless lee klein.
34 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 25 '09
of the chocolate mao design by the artist Robsoul- Vik Muniz the Brazillian artist also once did a piece he named

Chocolate Mao" .
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 25 '09
Wanton Marsalis

tonight

@ The Shanghai Jazz Corporation



Hunans at least they have a balcony



16 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 12 '09
The Laughing Bhudda Delights at Bhuddist Delight
206 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 04 '09
Steel is a steal is a steal

mobile art

take a mobile fart

the same shoeseum we walk through

the museum the mooseum

the soe museum the photograph of the

starchitects

temporary instillation dedicated to the

vehicles for feet

in the capitol which long outlives the sandbar island Jumierah
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 04 '09
'09 Steel is a steal is a steal

mobile art

take a mobile fart

the same shoeseum we walk through

the museum the mooseum

the shoe museum the photograph of the

starchitects

temporary instillation dedicated to the

vehicles for feet

in the capitol which long outlives the sandbar island Jumierah
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Dec 04 '09
very nice lee
277 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 08 '10
dreaming I am staying with my father at some Hong Kong W hotel play away with a luxury goods kiosk wearing gucci and Valentino as somebody with somebody else is buying Davidoff I want to tall he and his companion who I had known earlier to go to a thrift store for more off but not giving myself away back into the hallway where youths play ping pong and one goes to take a picture out the window of the goings on and I say this is not Tokyo but Hong Kong"
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 08 '10
dreaming I am staying with my father at some Hong Kong W hotel play away with a luxury goods kiosk wearing gucci and Valentino as somebody with somebody else is buying Davidoff I want to tall he and his companion who I had known earlier to go to a thrift store for more off but not giving myself away back into the hallway where youths play ping pong and one goes to take a picture out the window of the goings on and I say this is not Tokyo but Hong Kong"
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