your honor the defendant pleads not guilty
and the defense requests a mistrial
on the grounds that exhibit A
is not a standard judge's gavel but in fact
a highly advanced artifact
patented by Asgard Industries Corporation
and proven to belong to the defendant by way of birthright ....yada yada yada lawyer talk bla bla bla
About my design
evidence .. Thor convicted of crimes, he stole the judge hammer
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