Cart RISE OF THE BLACK FAIRIES
About the design
BROS,
BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, WHEN MOTHERFUCKIN' WIZARDS WALKED THE EARTH AND SHIT, THERE WAS A GLADE DEEP IN THE WOODS OF ENGLAND. IN THIS GLADE, THERE WAS A HIDDEN MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE HUNDREDS OF TINY, HOTASS FAIRIES LIVED. THE FAIRIES HAD LIGHT BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SKIN WAS FAIR AND SHIT. THEY WERE KNOWN AS THE WHITE FAIRIES AND THEY LIVED IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR CENTURIES.
EVERY YEAR, ON THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER, THE WHITE FAIRIES JOURNEYED TO A FAR AWAY MEADOW BLANKETED WITH TINY, WHITE FLOWERS. AS THE SUN BEGAN TO SET, THE FAIRIES RAN THROUGH THE FLOWERS GIGGLIN' AS THEY STRIPPED DOWN BUTT ASS NAKED. THEN, THEY POLLINATED THEMSELFS WITH POLLEN. THAT'S HOW THEY REPRODUCED, BROS. IT WAS PERFECTION IN NATURE FOR GENERATIONS UNTIL ONE OF THE WHITE FAIRIES IGNORED FUCKIN' PROTOCOL, LEFT THE GROUP AND RUBBED UP AGAINST THE FLOWERS OF A POISON IVY PLANT OFF THE BEATEN PATH. A FEW MONTHS LATER, A GOTH FAIRY WITH JET BLACK HAIR, TATTOOS AND A BAD ATTITUDE WAS BORN. THEY CALLED HER THE BLACK FAIRY AND SHE WAS SO FUCKIN' BADASS, THAT HER MOTHER DIED GIVIN' BIRTH.
BLACK FAIRY, BROS.
THE BLACK FAIRY WAS HATED BY THE WHITE FAIRIES FROM THE BEGINNIN'. THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHIT. SO ON WEEKENDS WHEN THE WHITE FAIRIES ALL WENT OUT FROLICKIN', THEY MADE THE BLACK FAIRY STAY HOME AND SCRUB THE FLOORS AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. BUT YEARS LATER, THE BLACK FAIRY TURNED SIXTEEN AND HER BODY WAS WAY HOTTER THAN ALL OF THE WHITE FAIRIES COMBINED. THE WHITE FAIRIES WERE TOTALLY THREATENED BY THIS AND SO THEY CAST HER OUT OF THE KINGDOM FOREVER.
INSTINCT BROUGHT THE BLACK FAIRY BACK TO THE POISON IVY GROVE SHE ORIGINATED FROM AND UNDER THE LIGHT OF A FULL MOON, SHE RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES AND FUCKIN' POLLINATED HERSELF. JUST LIKE HER MOTHER DID. WITHIN A FEW YEARS, THE BLACK FAIRY HAD SPAWNED AN ENTIRE ARMY OF HOTASS, GOTH FAIRIES. EACH MORE BADASS THAN THE LAST. THEY SKINNED CHIPMUNKS ALIVE AND USED THEIR SKIN TO MAKE TIGHT, LEATHER PANTS AND ACCESSORIES. THEY BEFRIENDED GIANT FUCKIN' SPIDERS. AND THEY GOT COMPLETELY SMASHED EVERY NIGHT OFF FERMENTED BERRIES.
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, ONE HOT SUMMER NIGHT, THE GOTH FAIRIES ALL TOOK A TRIP ON SPIDERBACK TO THE WHITE FAIRY MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WITHOUT DISPLAYING AN OUNCE OF MERCY OR REMORSE, THEY HUNTED DOWN AND PULLED THE WINGS OFF EVERY SINGLE WHITE FAIRY THEY COULD FIND. THEY RAIDED THE VILLAGE OF THEIR PRECIOUS SUPPLY OF ABSINTHE. AND THEN THEY SCORTCH'D THE ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM TO THE GROUND.
I USUALLY AIN'T INTO PUTTIN' MORALS IN MY STORIES, BUT THIS ONE HAS ONE, BROS: DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU BAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND SHIT.
THIS IS THE SIXTH FIRESTORM DESIGN. I WAS FUCKIN' LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET AN ILLUSTRATION HEAVYWEIGHT TO TAKE ON THIS ONE. BROS, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BLAIR SAYER. OTHERWISE KNOWN HERE ON THREADLESS AS MR ROCKS. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW SOLID THIS DUDE'S WORK IS, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW IT. AND BROS, IT WAS A THRILL AND A FUCKIN' PRIVILEGE TO WORK WITH BLAIR. HE'S A TOTAL PRO.
ME AND BLAIR WANT TO THANK OUR HOTASS MODEL, MEZO A.K.A STEPH MCFETERS FOR THE TOTALLY KILLER MODEL PHOTO. MEZO IS SOLID, BROS! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE HOTASS CHICKS LIKE MEZO.
VOTE 5$!
- DICK FIRESTORM
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Dick Firestorm
BROS,
BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, WHEN MOTHERFUCKIN' WIZARDS WALKED THE EARTH AND SHIT, THERE WAS A GLADE DEEP IN THE WOODS OF ENGLAND. IN THIS GLADE, THERE WAS A HIDDEN MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE HUNDREDS OF TINY, HOTASS FAIRIES LIVED. THE FAIRIES HAD LIGHT BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SKIN WAS FAIR AND SHIT. THEY WERE KNOWN AS THE WHITE FAIRIES AND THEY LIVED IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR CENTURIES.
EVERY YEAR, ON THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER, THE WHITE FAIRIES JOURNEYED TO A FAR AWAY MEADOW BLANKETED WITH TINY, WHITE FLOWERS. AS THE SUN BEGAN TO SET, THE FAIRIES RAN THROUGH THE FLOWERS GIGGLIN' AS THEY STRIPPED DOWN BUTT ASS NAKED. THEN, THEY POLLINATED THEMSELFS WITH POLLEN. THAT'S HOW THEY REPRODUCED, BROS. IT WAS PERFECTION IN NATURE FOR GENERATIONS UNTIL ONE OF THE WHITE FAIRIES IGNORED FUCKIN' PROTOCOL, LEFT THE GROUP AND RUBBED UP AGAINST THE FLOWERS OF A POISON IVY PLANT OFF THE BEATEN PATH. A FEW MONTHS LATER, A GOTH FAIRY WITH JET BLACK HAIR, TATTOOS AND A BAD ATTITUDE WAS BORN. THEY CALLED HER THE BLACK FAIRY AND SHE WAS SO FUCKIN' BADASS, THAT HER MOTHER DIED GIVIN' BIRTH.
BLACK FAIRY, BROS.
THE BLACK FAIRY WAS HATED BY THE WHITE FAIRIES FROM THE BEGINNIN'. THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHIT. SO ON WEEKENDS WHEN THE WHITE FAIRIES ALL WENT OUT FROLICKIN', THEY MADE THE BLACK FAIRY STAY HOME AND SCRUB THE FLOORS AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. BUT YEARS LATER, THE BLACK FAIRY TURNED SIXTEEN AND HER BODY WAS WAY HOTTER THAN ALL OF THE WHITE FAIRIES COMBINED. THE WHITE FAIRIES WERE TOTALLY THREATENED BY THIS AND SO THEY CAST HER OUT OF THE KINGDOM FOREVER.
INSTINCT BROUGHT THE BLACK FAIRY BACK TO THE POISON IVY GROVE SHE ORIGINATED FROM AND UNDER THE LIGHT OF A FULL MOON, SHE RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES AND FUCKIN' POLLINATED HERSELF. JUST LIKE HER MOTHER DID. WITHIN A FEW YEARS, THE BLACK FAIRY HAD SPAWNED AN ENTIRE ARMY OF HOTASS, GOTH FAIRIES. EACH MORE BADASS THAN THE LAST. THEY SKINNED CHIPMUNKS ALIVE AND USED THEIR SKIN TO MAKE TIGHT, LEATHER PANTS AND ACCESSORIES. THEY BEFRIENDED GIANT FUCKIN' SPIDERS. AND THEY GOT COMPLETELY SMASHED EVERY NIGHT OFF FERMENTED BERRIES.
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, ONE HOT SUMMER NIGHT, THE GOTH FAIRIES ALL TOOK A TRIP ON SPIDERBACK TO THE WHITE FAIRY MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WITHOUT DISPLAYING AN OUNCE OF MERCY OR REMORSE, THEY HUNTED DOWN AND PULLED THE WINGS OFF EVERY SINGLE WHITE FAIRY THEY COULD FIND. THEY RAIDED THE VILLAGE OF THEIR PRECIOUS SUPPLY OF ABSINTHE. AND THEN THEY SCORTCH'D THE ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM TO THE GROUND.
I USUALLY AIN'T INTO PUTTIN' MORALS IN MY STORIES, BUT THIS ONE HAS ONE, BROS: DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU BAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND SHIT.
THIS IS THE SIXTH FIRESTORM DESIGN. I WAS FUCKIN' LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET AN ILLUSTRATION HEAVYWEIGHT TO TAKE ON THIS ONE. BROS, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BLAIR SAYER. OTHERWISE KNOWN HERE ON THREADLESS AS MR ROCKS. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW SOLID THIS DUDE'S WORK IS, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW IT. AND BROS, IT WAS A THRILL AND A FUCKIN' PRIVILEGE TO WORK WITH BLAIR. HE'S A TOTAL PRO.
ME AND BLAIR WANT TO THANK OUR HOTASS MODEL, MEZO A.K.A STEPH MCFETERS FOR THE TOTALLY KILLER MODEL PHOTO. MEZO IS SOLID, BROS! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE HOTASS CHICKS LIKE MEZO.
VOTE 5$!
Ivantobealone
Hell yeah!
redbroom87
oh my awesome times a million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $5 ;D
dandingeroz
wow super illo! $5
Mat Pringle
Holy shit that is powerful. You would've out-epic'd everyone in the latest Threadwars with that! $5!
Winck
Really fantastic!
ivanrodero
YEAHH!!! $$$$$$5
Andreas Mohacsy
i want a dick firestorm "type t"
NAH FUCK THAT BROS!!!
i want a DICK FIRESTORM "STORY T"
blue sparrow
Amazingly coloured!
reags
haha nice work boys
skindapple
jajajawesome! great details, good colors, sweet babes!
sboterod
This is winner material. I'd wear it!!!
robber ducky
very nice!
ben chen
great
Pjpram
this is Awesome!
d3d
bonus points for the model
alvarejo
FUCK YEAH
nickv47
Fuck yeah bro. FUCK. YEAH.
boostr29
badass! $
jublin
such a great illustration. nice work blair.
littlem
so hot!
Mr Rocks
SO SO HOT! :)
SO honoured to work on this with you bro. Really, stoked you asked me from day one. You are sick, in every meaning of the word! :)
check out high res images of the art, model, and progressive sketches etc HERE!
deep space monkey
I think I just got a boner bros!
FUCKING SICK!
Shadyjibes
ANOTHER MASTERPIECE !! Amazing illo by mr. Blair. $5
Odiseo
Fuck yes dude!
bandy
Awesome illo!
tjc45
IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER....well......you are very messed up, my friend. And I'm talking to girls, too.
EN AJUSTES
On fire!
SunoFFseT
very .
rossmat8
This is the worst design ever
rossmat8
SIKE
badbasilisk
THIS. IS. TOTALLY. BADASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
alexmdc
so badass!
L-M-N-O-P
IF I AM NOT ABLE TO BUY THIS COMPLETELY FUCKIN' BADASS SHIRT BECAUSE THREADLESS DOESN'T PRINT IT OR WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKIN' MIND AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CazKing
awesome! And can threadless print the description on the back of the tee coz that frickin rocks too!
DavidBS
Awesome illustration.
Plu Shu
DICK IS THE WORD. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
RicoMambo
This is fantastic. Really fantastic!!!!!
Bluehappy
what a fantastic details!!
Dexter Spandex
FUCKIN' YES BROS
YaaH
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sausage_moe
WHOAHHH!
The Paper Crane
Hot $tuff!
squintygirl
WE JUST GOT SCORTCH'D!
stuartpalm
HAHA love the story!
queenmob
MOTHAFUCKAAA!!!!!! 5$
wytrab8
FAIRIE FIRESTORM! $5
ecsu
i'm only 5ing this 'cuz mezo is HOT.
dumbledoredies
XD 5 FOR THE STORY BROS FUCKIN A
Daviisilva
great one! 5$$$
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