"Hi, I'm crazy Dick Cheney bag head man! I know you're thinking, 'what would a crazy Dick Cheney bag head man want with candy?' Well, boy... lemme tell you! I loves me candy like a bananna in a monkey whore-house! So if this shirt came with a pocket, please deposit the candy there!"
I agree with m.u.g. simple, no blood, text, emo, hearts, or hottopicness. BUt you get a 4 and a tootsie roll.
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