I'd wear this shirt while hanging with my buddies outside and these girls will pass by on their bikes and they'll be like "Whoa, that's such a cool shirt! You must be in a band!" and I'll be like "Oh thanks but I'm not in a band" and they'll be like "But you're playing guitar so well" and I'll be like "Girl, I'm just drinking this can of Mountain Dew" and they'll be like "Whoa, is that a new lyric?" and I'll be like "Yes, yes it is".
About my design
Squeeze the cat's tail for a treat.
(the cat's amazing because he's so fat)