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OlliHD
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by OlliHD
WELL WE ALL NEED SOME HELP, YES?
ryandunn21
ryandunn21 on Jan 10 '05
cool guys are awseome!
loapha
loapha on Jan 10 '05
so how do the sissors help?
and what about the not so cool kids?
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 10 '05
ha u dont know how scissors would help? u must be one of the not so cool ones :)
dhuddles
dhuddles on Jan 10 '05
i dont understand it but i know im not one of the cool ones. i wouldnt buy this shirt because peeps would always be like "whats your shirt about" and thats annoying. 4
Loka
Loka on Jan 10 '05
SCISSORS? is that something along the lines of scircumscision ? It's cool to be cut again? Are the cool guys afraid of Aids?
what is this about?
antisocial
antisocial on Jan 10 '05
I need scissors. *emo cry*
Rise_of_emp
Rise_of_emp on Jan 10 '05
Don't tell them what the siccors are for! Not everyone can be cool...
itastedutopia
itastedutopia on Jan 10 '05
uhm. what?
boy_orphan
boy_orphan on Jan 10 '05
what if some cool guys don't want chicks?
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 10 '05
in that case leave ur # here so i can call late at night
malociraptor
malociraptor on Jan 10 '05
huh.
nando_loco
nando_loco on Jan 10 '05
what
thisisridiculous
thisisridiculous on Jan 10 '05
it's not scissors. it's two spoons, and it's very true that learing to play the spoons will totally get you laid, and possibly land you in a gig in an 80's tribute band (like in the picture). playing the spoons is not good for much else...well, you could eat ceral faster i suppose.
monkeysyodel
monkeysyodel on Jan 10 '05
I hope you know that people are now going to give your shirt a bad rating just because of your lack of explanation for the scissors.

Not to mention you're being an elitist jerk, and funny as that is, it's hella annoying.
boreas
boreas on Jan 10 '05
boreas
boreas on Jan 10 '05
http://www.hermajestyspleasure.com/shirts/heart.htm
Mr.  Tophernicus
Mr. Tophernicus on Jan 10 '05
elitist jerk??? someone has self esteem issues.
v.sex design Olli. 5 & buy
katieisadork
katieisadork on Jan 10 '05
man! i love this! it will confuse everyone i know and that's always fun!
MahiMahiHead24
MahiMahiHead24 on Jan 11 '05
Agree....that's funny...wait...why do i want to buy this shirt again?...Oh yeah, cause i'm trying to follow the crowd and be cool...
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 11 '05
if someone needs to explain this shirt well here is a short version :

scissor (if ur not cool) can be used to intimidate a grrl aka getting her

scissor (if are already cool) can be used to show the grrl the sensitive side of you, thus getting her. Pretty simple.
(see scissor hand edward)

Although as said earlier they can be spoons aswell and that meaning :

spoons (if ur not cool) forcing her to eat drugs aka getting her

spoons (if ur cool) taking her out to eat, grrls always love that
Jew Turn
Jew Turn on Jan 11 '05
Dayum. I'm lost. I'm trying to figure out why those guys are considered cool. I thought this was a take on circumcision. Oh man, that would one hell of an idea for a shirt...
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 11 '05
hahah good idea though :) maybe thats one more definition to the scissors
mrfoxx
mrfoxx on Jan 11 '05
its the finger thing innit?
orangecatz10
orangecatz10 on Jan 11 '05
ok dhuddles if you dont like it, why give it a FOUR??

this is a dumb shirt. if no one gets it whats the point. yeah, some shirts that are confusing are cool if only because they confuse, but cmon now. this is not the 'lets see who can make the most pointless shirt ever' contest.

plz dont send crap through for us to score, threadless. :(
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 11 '05
Psychology majors overthinking...
emcaffiend
emcaffiend on Jan 11 '05
i thought the scissors were for cutting off their bad 80's hair! which was funny. but then this whole conversation went pear-shaped, and by god, i don't know what to believe anymore! somebody please think of the children!!
upriser
upriser on Jan 11 '05
Yeah, I gotta admit I thought it was about a haircut.
Julsroxxx
Julsroxxx on Jan 11 '05
der der der.
I'm cool.
I tailor my pants with scissors.



and then i make holes in the knee area.
and then use ties to patch it up.
there. cool in a can.



coooooooool.
Gigablonde
Gigablonde on Jan 11 '05
Welp, I didn't get what the scissors meant but I think it's a really great shirt because the graphics rock and it's laid out in a cool way ... it reminds me of the Sex Pistols or something ...
jane_bond
jane_bond on Jan 12 '05
sounds arrogant.
sissors do what?
the black and white visual image is nice but the message is pretentious.
Ava Adore
Ava Adore on Jan 12 '05
yeah read the 'short explanation' and still dont get it, wierd.
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akidnamedjsun
akidnamedjsun on Jan 12 '05
i dont understand this bullshit
obelized
obelized on Jan 12 '05
I'm totally thinking circumcision. Not cool.
lda
lda on Jan 12 '05
nice idea. i'd buy it, if its printed on a different tshirt colour.
ladyjulz
ladyjulz on Jan 12 '05
I DONT GET IT
punctuation*
punctuation* on Jan 12 '05
don't get the idea.
but i like the designing and everything.
3.. ...
ande1207
ande1207 on Jan 12 '05
I HAVE 3 WORDS
WHAT THE FUCK
LET THIS BE UR LAST DESIGN PLEASE
-5 U FUCKING TARD
BLACK POWER
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 12 '05
WHITE POWER BIOTCH!
theslyestfox
theslyestfox on Jan 12 '05
woah. alright. firstly, what's with all the talk about elitism??
secondly, i figured that it was that cool guys get all the girls because they have the hottest haircuts.
thirdly, what's with this snde1207 guy? he's everyehwhere, calling everyone tards and contradicting himself (like in the lincoln shirt comment...why would he say he didn't like that the person used lincoln because he abolished slavery and then put "black power" underneath the comment? what?) and using only capitals? can the site runners block users? because if so....
likewoah
likewoah on Jan 12 '05
I thought cutting t shirts. Guess I've been doing too many t-shirt surgeries lately.
theslyestfox
theslyestfox on Jan 12 '05
oops i obviously meant to write "ande1207" not "snde1207". clumsy fingers.
punk_emo_hesh_core
punk_emo_hesh_core on Jan 12 '05
its kinda bad walmart shirt-type. the kind you can find on the 5 dollar rack.
monkeysyodel
monkeysyodel on Jan 12 '05
It's a cool shirt and all, but calling people who don't get it (and I still don't get it even after you explained it) uncool is dumb. Do remember we lame folks are the ones who vote for these designs.

Anyway, despite my opinion of you, I think your designs are good, if that means anything now.
pseudomatic
pseudomatic on Jan 12 '05
the scissor thing is only regionally cool. up here, people would generally think that the shirt states that cool guys are cut.

n3zum1
n3zum1 on Jan 13 '05
I think designs submmited may be more universal, not everybody that see this site is on american/english regionalisms, if i put a tee with a phrase in portuguese not everyone wiil understand, and this do not mean that they are dumb... or not cool...

and or me a scissor just works to cut things...
joboo
joboo on Jan 13 '05
I use my scissors to cut out the pin-up girls. That way I always get the chicks.
Sweet Shirt. 5's from me.
It is awesome to start fake fights with people you'll never meet.
OlliHD
OlliHD on Jan 14 '05
haha indeed :)
policyoftruth
policyoftruth on Jan 14 '05
I'm guessing scissors = long hair?

Who cares if you don't get it, it's pretty awesome.
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