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SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT

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Dick Firestorm

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by Dick Firestorm   

BROS,

PICTURE IF YOU WILL, THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FUTURE. PACKS OF BLOOD-THIRSTY WEREWOLFS NOW CONTROL EVERY MAJOR CITY ON THE PLANET. WE'RE TALKIN' TOTAL CHAOS, BROS. EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DEAD... 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MANAGED TO TAKE THE FUCKIN' WHITEHOUSE.

EVERY MAJOR MILITARY POWER ON EARTH IS POWERLESS 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL BANKRUPT FROM FIGHTIN' WORLD WAR 3 AND 4. BUT THERE'S ONE FUCKIN' COUNTRY LEFT THAT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THE WEREWOLFS HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT YET 'CAUSE IT'S TUCKED WAY UP IN SCANDINAVIA AND SHIT. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SWEDEN; A NEUTRAL COUNTRY WHOSE CHIEF EXPORT IS TOTALLY FUCKIN' HOT, HOTASS BLONDE CHICKS.

AS THE WEREWOLFS MAKE THEIR WAY CLOSER TO STOCKHOLM, THE FUCKIN' CAPITAL OF SWEDEN, THE TOP SWEDISH GENERALS COME INTO THE SWEDISH PRESIDENT'S OFFICE AND THEY'RE ALL, "SIR, THE SWEDISH NAVY SEAL TEAM IS READY, SIR." THE PRESIDENT OF SWEDEN SAYS NOTHING. HE JUST STANDS THERE IN SILENCE. THEN HIS FACE GETS BEET RED AND THEN HE'S ALL, "FUCK NAVY SEALS! WE GOT THE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM!" SO HE SENDS THE CHICKS OUT AND THEY SAVE THE WORLD KILLIN' ONE MANGY WEREWOLF AT A TIME.

JUST AS THE WEREWOLF WAR ENDS, EARTH SLIPS INTO A CRIPPLIN' FUCKIN' ICE AGE, BUT THE WEREWOLF PELTS STREWN ACROSS THE GLOBE KEEP THE PEOPLE OF EARTH FROM FREEZING TO DEATH AND SHIT. AND THE SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM USE THE WEREWOLF BONES TO MAKE SHIT FOR A SWEDISH CRAFT FAIR WHICH SAVES THE WORLD ECONOMY AND SHIT.

BROS, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE FIFTH FIRESTORM DESIGN, SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED FUCKIN' ILLUSTRATORS AROUND, PETER KRAMAR (AKA BADBASILISK.) AS YOU CAN SEE, PETER IS A MASTER IN THE ART OF DRAWIN' HOT CHICKS, AND THAT'S WHY I SEEKED HIM OUT FOR THIS DESIGN. IT WAS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. MUCH RESPECT TO BADBASILISK, BROS!

NOW LISTEN UP, BROS... ME AND PETER WANT TO THANK A FEW PEOPLE WHO HELPED US MAKE THIS DESIGN SO SOLID. FIRST OFF, MY BEST BRO, KENNY FONSECA. KENNY COLORED THIS DESIGN USIN' THE LATEST VERSION OF ADOBO PHOTOHOUSE AND IT LOOKS TOTALLY FUCKIN' KILLER! NEXT, WE WANT TO THANK SANTO76 FOR HOOKIN' US UP WITH A SOLID FLASH PRESENTATION. FINALLY, WE WANT TO THANK MIDI-CHORINATED FOR BEIN' OUR HOTASS BLOND CHICK MODEL. THIS CHICK IS TOTALLY METAL, BROS!

REMEMBER BROS, THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH EMPOWERING HOTASS WOMEN AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH SLAUGHTERING WEREWOLFS... SO VOTE 5$.

SOLID, BROS!

- DICK FIRESTORM

tealovestee
tealovestee on Jul 14 '10
really nice illo!! 5
GreenRabbit
GreenRabbit on Jul 14 '10
FUCKING AWESOME!
alexmdc
   alexmdc on Jul 14 '10
WIN! 5$$$$
RicoMambo
   RicoMambo on Jul 14 '10
i'd buy it as anything

5$
nickv47
nickv47 on Jul 14 '10
5 MOTHERFUCKIN $$$$$'S
celandinestern
   celandinestern on Jul 14 '10
Awesome. I dig the chick with the gasoline can!
Jaakie201
   Jaakie201 on Jul 14 '10
Hell yeah!! 5$
rodrigobhz
   rodrigobhz on Jul 14 '10
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
agrimony
   agrimony on Jul 14 '10
classic dick!
laughics
laughics on Jul 14 '10
solid design that is making me solid!
5$!
dschwen
   dschwen on Jul 14 '10
FUCK. YEAH. $$$$$$$$5
John Will Balsley
John Will Balsley on Jul 14 '10
PRINT!
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jul 14 '10
agrimony on Jul 14 '10
classic dick!
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Jul 14 '10
epic dick
brentendo
brentendo on Jul 14 '10
TOO FUCKING GOOD BRO
Resistance
   Resistance on Jul 14 '10
i passed out while looking at this, and awoke with a gun in my hand and a pile of dead dogs in my basement

5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 14 '10
YEAH BRO!!!! IT'S UP :-)
HorsefaceDee
   HorsefaceDee on Jul 14 '10
FUCK YEAH!
midi-chlorinated
midi-chlorinated on Jul 14 '10
HELL YEAH BRO!!!! PETER IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE!
$5!
Nice.s.t.e.e.
Nice.s.t.e.e. on Jul 14 '10
holy design intro...
[+duracell-]
[+duracell-] on Jul 14 '10
This design makes me want to go to IKEA and eat a plate of meatballs with a Rambo knife.
$5
rbthatcher
rbthatcher on Jul 14 '10
HOLY MOTHER OF HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!
quick-brown-fox
   quick-brown-fox on Jul 14 '10
ABOUT TIME $69 BROS
Mountain Gnome
Mountain Gnome on Jul 14 '10
CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!!

A BIG 5$ BRO!
EN AJUSTES
EN AJUSTES on Jul 14 '10
BRO

JUST PRINT AND SHIT

$5
NGee
   NGee on Jul 14 '10
Surefire print. You don't need my vote, but I'm giving it to you anyway. It's a 5.
ibyes
   ibyes on Jul 14 '10
WOW !!!! This is exceptional. Its definitely one of the
best werewolf vs swedish bikini babe designs I have seen in
recent times. $5!!!!
YaaH
   YaaH on Jul 14 '10
5 buy
ibeenthere
ibeenthere on Jul 14 '10
Fuck yea! lol:)
amazing! 5!
Tapia_Cutie
Tapia_Cutie on Jul 14 '10
Luv the write up you gave it... So funny, good job
Santo76
   Santo76 on Jul 14 '10
FUCKIN' SOLID!!!
jmg14
jmg14 on Jul 14 '10
Yeah this pretty much rocks.
J.Anderson
J.Anderson on Jul 14 '10
So fucking awesome. Easiest 5$ in a while.
laurastead
laurastead on Jul 14 '10
I feel neutral about this. Jk it's pretty rockin. I like the werewoofs. And that's how I prefer to say werewolves
laurastead
laurastead on Jul 14 '10
Small penisectomy needed on the chick holding the gun, but no biggie, Peter draws like a mofo. 5
d3d
   d3d on Jul 14 '10
props to pete. nice effort.
ben chen
   ben chen on Jul 14 '10
awesome
salty10
salty10 on Jul 14 '10
AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!
salty10
salty10 on Jul 14 '10
AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!
westond
   westond on Jul 14 '10
FUCKIN' WOW BROS!
SJ27
SJ27 on Jul 14 '10
SOLID!
Ma Bell
Ma Bell on Jul 14 '10
WOW
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Jul 14 '10
WHOA
lifedriver
   lifedriver on Jul 14 '10
awesome!!!
AdderXYU
AdderXYU on Jul 14 '10
Team Firestorm!
TGWA
   TGWA on Jul 15 '10
Holy hell! Amazing! 5$
ArTrOcItY
   ArTrOcItY on Jul 15 '10
WINNER!!
Chengui
   Chengui on Jul 15 '10
Those chicks are mad hot dude.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Jul 15 '10
5 boners!
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Jul 15 '10
i love you dick - regards vagina
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Jul 15 '10
SuperRyan on Jul 15 '10

5 boners!


5 ROCK FUCKING HARD, I MEAN HARDER THAN FUCKING DIAMONDS, BONERS!!
Leighlee
Leighlee on Jul 15 '10
Hell god-damn-fuckin' Yeah, Baby! $5
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 15 '10
HAHAHA - DIAMOND BONERS FOR ALL! :-P
greenttentacle
greenttentacle on Jul 15 '10
absolutely mind-blowingly awesome! 5
ounom
   ounom on Jul 15 '10
Go PEDRO, GO!
mangobajito
   mangobajito on Jul 15 '10
hahahaha, AWESOME!! 5$
andyg
   andyg on Jul 15 '10
EXCELLENT!!!

tiphaine
   tiphaine on Jul 15 '10
I want to go to that craft fair and buy some werewolf bone jewelry to wear with this. $5.
tiphaine
   tiphaine on Jul 15 '10
I want to go to that craft fair and buy some werewolf bone jewelry to wear with this. $5.
tiphaine
   tiphaine on Jul 15 '10
Apparently I want to go twice.
SteveOramA
SteveOramA on Jul 15 '10
oh yeah!
dannodepf
dannodepf on Jul 15 '10
I knew Sweden would save us one day in the future! with their arts and crafts and shit!
soloyo
soloyo on Jul 15 '10
Winner!
Salvadorvari
Salvadorvari on Jul 15 '10
niiiiiice
thechild
   thechild on Jul 15 '10
epic
fatheed
   fatheed on Jul 15 '10
BRO.
MaGoogals
MaGoogals on Jul 15 '10
Outstanding $5
jess4002
jess4002 on Jul 15 '10
YES! 5$
kooky love
   kooky love on Jul 15 '10
GREAT $5
atomic child
atomic child on Jul 16 '10
Awesome that is another print
LazyBonesStudios
LazyBonesStudios on Jul 16 '10
I love that Heavy Metal / Fire and Ice flavor its got going on. I say Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! yeah thats 5 ;-)
Arrow08
   Arrow08 on Jul 16 '10
Fucking mother fucker! $5
silverqe
   silverqe on Jul 16 '10
HELL YEAH BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKA
jodabaum
   jodabaum on Jul 16 '10
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick Firestorm
   Dick Firestorm on Jul 16 '10
FUCK YEAH, BROS!
fikri
fikri on Jul 16 '10
FUCKIN GREAT!!
Boycey
Boycey on Jul 16 '10
TRIPLE WIN BROS!
Load this bad boy up to the printing bay yo!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jul 16 '10
I AM GONNA GET SO MANY HOT ASS BLONDE CHICKS WHILE WEARING THIS SHIRT, BROS! 5$
Musarter
Musarter on Jul 16 '10
SO great. I my eyes are scarred but so good.
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Jul 16 '10
super!
v.calahan
   v.calahan on Jul 16 '10
I'm a werewolf, plz hunt me!!! great!
Anything Goes
   Anything Goes on Jul 16 '10
Gonna wear this soon, wait...
GONNA FUCKING WEAR THIS SHI(R)T
HELL YEAH!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Jul 16 '10
HOLY FUCK BROS
5$
The Siege
The Siege on Jul 16 '10
awesome work!5 score
zicr
zicr on Jul 17 '10
damn i wish the story was printed too, that was good. 5 for the design
Stereomode
   Stereomode on Jul 17 '10
awesome $5
khalistulistiwa
khalistulistiwa on Jul 17 '10
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 17 '10
THANKS BRO'S!!!!
HAHA.sg
   HAHA.sg on Jul 17 '10
coolio broooooooo!!!!:)
olie!
   olie! on Jul 17 '10
BADASS TO THE BRONE, BROS

5$$
Gregor Samsa
Gregor Samsa on Jul 18 '10
YOU TOTALLY ROCK!
that's a 5$, what the hell did you expect?!
Mama Firest0rm
Mama Firest0rm on Jul 18 '10
Oh, Dickie!

I told you not to be spending your time dreaming of girls and getting someone else to draw them for you. And you're always messing around on the computer these days. Put down your joystick thingy and come visit your Mama!
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Jul 18 '10
Awesome illustration, BADBASILISK, surely this has to print.
joehoracek
joehoracek on Jul 18 '10
that is awesome. that is hot and those are some sexy ladies!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 18 '10
ONE HUNDRETH COMMENT DOUBLE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSKIES!

This combines the two things that get my libido racing: hot chicks with guns smooching one another, and something else that I cannot reveal without a laughter-proof chamber being erected for me to stand in after blurting it out.

5$
Dick Firestorm
   Dick Firestorm on Jul 18 '10
Mama Firest0rm on Jul 18 '10

Oh, Dickie!

I told you not to be spending your time dreaming of girls and getting someone else to draw them for you. And you're always messing around on the computer these days. Put down your joystick thingy and come visit your Mama!



THE REAL MAMA FIRESTORM DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN' TURN ON A COMPUTER, NEVER MIND USE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' INTERNET. SO... FUCK YOU AND THE DUMBASS FAKE ACCOUNT YOU RODE IN ON, DIPSHIT!
jamesf
   jamesf on Jul 19 '10
bitchin!
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Jul 19 '10
Aaawoooooooooo! Go Peter and other guy!! :D

Here's a 5$. Don't yell at me. *hides*
Righty Pinkbunny
Righty Pinkbunny on Jul 19 '10
OH HELL JESUS- FUCKING YES.
The Paper Crane
   The Paper Crane on Jul 20 '10
Twilight for boys $$
skitchman
skitchman on Jul 20 '10
awesome!$$
glaze
glaze on Jul 20 '10
5$$$$$
_lillo_
_lillo_ on Jul 20 '10
Fucking awesome! $5
savegod
savegod on Jul 20 '10
P O W E R !!
Illustrius
Illustrius on Jul 20 '10
It was the text that sold it in the end. And I'm all for encouraging sexy, exotic misconceptions about my homeland.

Also: PLEASE print this so I can give one to my little sister, she'd love it sooo much.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Jul 20 '10
FUCK YEAH!
sem73
sem73 on Jul 20 '10
Great work, nice to see something not so po faced on here
drunicorn
drunicorn on Jul 20 '10
THIS WOULD BE AMAZING ON A CHILDREN'S SHIRT! :D
$5
dschwen
   dschwen on Jul 20 '10
HAS THIS PRINTED YET?!
buko
   buko on Jul 20 '10
AWESOME 5$$$$$
igo2cairo
   igo2cairo on Jul 21 '10
EPIC WORK BROS!
oldorange
oldorange on Jul 21 '10
PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEE PRINT IT $$$$$$$$5+++++$$$$$
Frosby
   Frosby on Jul 21 '10
I have a feeling this is going to be popular!! 5
Dexter Spandex
Dexter Spandex on Jul 21 '10
FUCKIN' A, MAN. FUCKIN' A.
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 21 '10
HAHA - THANKS BRO'S
YOUR HIGHEST SCORE SO FAR DICK ;-)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 22 '10
THAT'S A SCORE FIT FOR DICK'S FINEST ART WHORE BADBASILISK!
3 days later
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 26 '10
FUCK YEAH BABY!
csteph01
csteph01 on Jul 26 '10
THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE A SWEDE.
Illustrius
Illustrius on Jul 28 '10
I'm still hoping this will be printed. I've put a $ on a lot of designs, but this is the only one so far that I'd actually pay the shipping fees for.
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Jul 28 '10
we hope this too ;-)
blue sparrow
   blue sparrow on Jul 28 '10
Incredible illustration! Would have been perfect for the Comics challenge too!!
41 days later
soloyo
soloyo on Sep 07 '10
Print!
fatheed
   fatheed on Sep 07 '10
CONGREAT, BROS!
reags
   reags on Sep 07 '10
grats
wytrab8
   wytrab8 on Sep 08 '10
Congrats! Can't believe I missed scoring this hot mess!
jess4002
jess4002 on Sep 08 '10
YESSS! congrats!
quick-brown-fox
   quick-brown-fox on Sep 08 '10
HELL YEAH BROS, GONNA BUY THIS AND RIP THE SLEEVES STRAIGHT OFF
soloyo
soloyo on Sep 10 '10
I wanted to say it earlier but didn't want to spoiled it too soon.

CONGRATULATIONS!
ibyes
   ibyes on Sep 10 '10
NIIIICE!!!!! Now I get to put this right next to my chicks riding wolves shirt. Congrats!!!!
ounom
   ounom on Sep 10 '10
Congrats PETER!
makatha
makatha on Sep 11 '10
congrats!
2 days later
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Sep 13 '10
haha - thanks folks :-----)
4 days later
Naolito
   Naolito on Sep 17 '10
woah congrats dudes!!!! so great!!!
2 days later
YaaH
   YaaH on Sep 20 '10
Congrats :D
Illustrius
Illustrius on Sep 20 '10
Congratulations! Holding true to my promise and buying this for my heavy-metal loving sister.
NiNTH WHEEL
   NiNTH WHEEL on Sep 20 '10
Congrats!!
ben chen
   ben chen on Sep 20 '10
congrats
leohart
leohart on Sep 21 '10
WoW Too Cool!!!!!!!!
2 days later
NYsouthpaw
NYsouthpaw on Sep 24 '10
Chicks Kissing - Thongs - Firepower - Swedish Babes - Its a FIRESTORM over here!

LOVE IT BRO!!!
17 days later
Sneaky Gitz
Sneaky Gitz on Oct 11 '10
awesome design. just bought it yesterday can't wait for it to arrive.

$5
79 days later
mrmohiuddin
mrmohiuddin on Dec 30 '10
wow what an awesome design.. I hope I will do like this... :)
209 days later
AngelicaC
AngelicaC on Jul 27 '11
Dude, I totally resent that. You know, we're not all blonde bikini babes/barbie wannabes with huge fake boobs ;D just saying (Swedish girl writing :P)
209 days later
CTM
CTM on Feb 21 '12
my favorite all time hoodie!
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