BROS,

PICTURE IF YOU WILL, THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FUTURE. PACKS OF BLOOD-THIRSTY WEREWOLFS NOW CONTROL EVERY MAJOR CITY ON THE PLANET. WE'RE TALKIN' TOTAL CHAOS, BROS. EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DEAD... 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MANAGED TO TAKE THE FUCKIN' WHITEHOUSE.

EVERY MAJOR MILITARY POWER ON EARTH IS POWERLESS 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL BANKRUPT FROM FIGHTIN' WORLD WAR 3 AND 4. BUT THERE'S ONE FUCKIN' COUNTRY LEFT THAT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THE WEREWOLFS HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT YET 'CAUSE IT'S TUCKED WAY UP IN SCANDINAVIA AND SHIT. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SWEDEN; A NEUTRAL COUNTRY WHOSE CHIEF EXPORT IS TOTALLY FUCKIN' HOT, HOTASS BLONDE CHICKS.

AS THE WEREWOLFS MAKE THEIR WAY CLOSER TO STOCKHOLM, THE FUCKIN' CAPITAL OF SWEDEN, THE TOP SWEDISH GENERALS COME INTO THE SWEDISH PRESIDENT'S OFFICE AND THEY'RE ALL, "SIR, THE SWEDISH NAVY SEAL TEAM IS READY, SIR." THE PRESIDENT OF SWEDEN SAYS NOTHING. HE JUST STANDS THERE IN SILENCE. THEN HIS FACE GETS BEET RED AND THEN HE'S ALL, "FUCK NAVY SEALS! WE GOT THE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM!" SO HE SENDS THE CHICKS OUT AND THEY SAVE THE WORLD KILLIN' ONE MANGY WEREWOLF AT A TIME.

JUST AS THE WEREWOLF WAR ENDS, EARTH SLIPS INTO A CRIPPLIN' FUCKIN' ICE AGE, BUT THE WEREWOLF PELTS STREWN ACROSS THE GLOBE KEEP THE PEOPLE OF EARTH FROM FREEZING TO DEATH AND SHIT. AND THE SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM USE THE WEREWOLF BONES TO MAKE SHIT FOR A SWEDISH CRAFT FAIR WHICH SAVES THE WORLD ECONOMY AND SHIT.

BROS, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE FIFTH FIRESTORM DESIGN, SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED FUCKIN' ILLUSTRATORS AROUND, PETER KRAMAR (AKA BADBASILISK.) AS YOU CAN SEE, PETER IS A MASTER IN THE ART OF DRAWIN' HOT CHICKS, AND THAT'S WHY I SEEKED HIM OUT FOR THIS DESIGN. IT WAS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. MUCH RESPECT TO BADBASILISK, BROS!

NOW LISTEN UP, BROS... ME AND PETER WANT TO THANK A FEW PEOPLE WHO HELPED US MAKE THIS DESIGN SO SOLID. FIRST OFF, MY BEST BRO, KENNY FONSECA. KENNY COLORED THIS DESIGN USIN' THE LATEST VERSION OF ADOBO PHOTOHOUSE AND IT LOOKS TOTALLY FUCKIN' KILLER! NEXT, WE WANT TO THANK SANTO76 FOR HOOKIN' US UP WITH A SOLID FLASH PRESENTATION. FINALLY, WE WANT TO THANK MIDI-CHORINATED FOR BEIN' OUR HOTASS BLOND CHICK MODEL. THIS CHICK IS TOTALLY METAL, BROS!

REMEMBER BROS, THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH EMPOWERING HOTASS WOMEN AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH SLAUGHTERING WEREWOLFS... SO VOTE 5$.

SOLID, BROS!

• DICK FIRESTORM

really nice illo!! 5

FUCKING AWESOME!

i'd buy it as anything

5$

5 MOTHERFUCKIN $$$$$'S

Awesome. I dig the chick with the gasoline can!

Hell yeah!! 5$

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!

classic dick!

solid design that is making me solid! 5$!

FUCK. YEAH. $$$$$$$$5

PRINT!

YES. Nice model!

agrimony on Jul 14 '10 classic dick!

epic dick

TOO FUCKING GOOD BRO

i passed out while looking at this, and awoke with a gun in my hand and a pile of dead dogs in my basement

5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

YEAH BRO!!!! IT'S UP :-)

FUCK YEAH!

HELL YEAH BRO!!!! PETER IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE! $5!

holy design intro...

This design makes me want to go to IKEA and eat a plate of meatballs with a Rambo knife. $5

fuckin faiv! and $

HOLY MOTHER OF HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

ABOUT TIME $69 BROS

CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!!

A BIG 5$ BRO!

BRO

JUST PRINT AND SHIT

$5

Surefire print. You don't need my vote, but I'm giving it to you anyway. It's a 5.

WOW !!!! This is exceptional. Its definitely one of the best werewolf vs swedish bikini babe designs I have seen in recent times. $5!!!!

5 buy

Fuck yea! lol:) amazing! 5!

Luv the write up you gave it... So funny, good job

FUCKIN' SOLID!!!

Yeah this pretty much rocks.

So fucking awesome. Easiest 5$ in a while.

I feel neutral about this. Jk it's pretty rockin. I like the werewoofs. And that's how I prefer to say werewolves

Small penisectomy needed on the chick holding the gun, but no biggie, Peter draws like a mofo. 5

props to pete. nice effort.

awesome

wow intense awesome!

AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!

AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!

FUCKIN' WOW BROS!

SOLID!

WOW

WHOA

awesome!!!

Team Firestorm!

Holy hell! Amazing! 5$