By now most people have caught wind of London's "Urban Fox", the garbage-rifling, cat-eating scourge of Jolly Olde England.
A generation later, their privileged offspring have ingratiated and integrated themselves into the city’s bustling night life, successfully imitating the dress codes and social cues of the times.
One of the great evolutionary leaps of the animal kingdom, the so-called “Urbane Fox” now thrives on cocktail wieners, witty banter and strong cider.
Sadly, these elegant creatures are already listed amongst London’s most endangered wildlife, their numbers swiftly and steadily decreasing as a result of fisticuffs and drunk driving.
A generation later, their privileged offspring have ingratiated and integrated themselves into the city’s bustling night life, successfully imitating the dress codes and social cues of the times.
One of the great evolutionary leaps of the animal kingdom, the so-called “Urbane Fox” now thrives on cocktail wieners, witty banter and strong cider.
Sadly, these elegant creatures are already listed amongst London’s most endangered wildlife, their numbers swiftly and steadily decreasing as a result of fisticuffs and drunk driving.