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51 days ago
Submitted on:
Oct 10 '09
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122 comments
Final average score:
2.21 out of 5
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Dick Firestorm
About my design
by Dick Firestorm   
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, BROS.

THOUSANDS OF FUCKIN’ YEARS AGO, SAMURAI WARRIORS RULED THE EARTH. THEY WERE TOTALLY BADASS. ALL THESE DUDES DID WAS FUCKIN’ PILLAGE AND PLUNDER. THEY FUCKIN’ DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN SIGHT WITH THEIR FUCKIN’ SAMURAI SWORDS AND THEY LIVED TO VIOLATE NATURE. THEY LIVED THIS WAY FOR CENTURIES, UNTIL MOTHER NATURE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH, STOOD UP AND SAID, “FUCK IT! I’M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT!”

BROS, APPEARING IN A LARGER THAN LIFE HUMAN FORM, MOTHER NATURE TOWERED OVER THE TREES AND SUMMONED AN ARMY OF KICK FUCKIN’ ASS TIGERS. THE TIGERS GATHERED AROUND THE HILLSIDE WAITIN’ FOR THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, AND THEN MOTHER NATURE SPOKE TO THEM. “FUCK SHIT UP, MY CHILDREN,” SHE SAID. AND BROS, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS, THE TIGER CLAN SLASHED AND CHEWED THROUGH EVERY FUCKIN’ SAMURAI WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE UNTIL THERE WERE NO MORE. THE BONES OF EVERY SINGLE WARRIOR WERE LEFT STRIPPED OF MEAT, STREWN THROUGHOUT THE FUCKIN’ LANDSCAPE AND THE RIVERS RAN RED WITH SAMURAI BLOOD.

BROS, NOT A SINGLE TIGER WAS HARMED THROUGHOUT THIS MASSACRE ‘CAUSE MOTHER NATURE LET THE TIGERS DRINK HER MILK, MAKIN’ THEM TOTALLY INVINCIBLE AND SHIT. CATS LOVE TO DRINK MILK, BROS. AND THESE BADASS, MOTHER FUCKIN’, BIG CATS GOT ALL THE FUCKIN’ MILK THEY COULD DRINK. STRAIGHT FROM MOTHER NATURE’S SPECTACULAR TITTIES.

WHAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT ABOVE IS THE 4TH FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S CALLED, “MOTHER NATURE’S MILK” AND IT’S COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND KNEIL MELICANO (AKA ROADKILL3D.) THIS CONCEPT WASN’T EASY TO TRANSLATE ON PAPER… BUT ROADKILL3D KILLED IT! LET ME JUST SAY THAT KNEIL IS ONE KICKASS INDIVIDUAL AND THE CARE AND DETAIL HE PUTS INTO HIS WORK IS TOTALLY FUCKIN’ INSANE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK OUT ALL THE KILLER WORK KNEIL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ON HIS WEBSITE… WWW.KNEILMELICANO.COM

ME AND ROADKILL3D WANT TO THANK LITTLEM FOR BEIN’ OUR HOT CHICK MODEL. SHE TOTALLY NAILED THE PHOTO! I ALSO WANT TO THANK KENNY FONSECA AGAIN FOR BEIN’ MY NUMBER ONE BRO AND HELPIN’ ME PHOTOHOUSE THE PRESENTATION PHOTO!

SOLID, BROS!

- DICK FIRESTORM
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 10 '09
BRO!!!!!!!!
igo2cairo
   igo2cairo on Oct 10 '09
BROS!!!!!!!!!
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 10 '09
olie!
   olie! on Oct 10 '09
FUCKIN' SOLID TEAMWORK, BROS.

5$$.
fartfart
fartfart on Oct 10 '09
I like the colors, but that is about it
Nocturne
Nocturne on Oct 10 '09
Concept: 5

Wearability: 0
zwyggy
zwyggy on Oct 10 '09
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
SteveOramA
SteveOramA on Oct 10 '09
crazy long first comment DICK!
boonos
boonos on Oct 10 '09
want
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Oct 10 '09
YE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Weaselux
Weaselux on Oct 10 '09
Lmao, the description should be printed on the back.
ben chen
   ben chen on Oct 10 '09
cool!!!!
lawrence loh
lawrence loh on Oct 10 '09
sexily striking!
B 7
   B 7 on Oct 10 '09
A must print $5
Skap 1er
Skap 1er on Oct 10 '09
totally AWE$OME!!
Chengui
   Chengui on Oct 10 '09
CHICK, MAN
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Oct 10 '09
SHIT YEAH, BRO
bhoomika
bhoomika on Oct 10 '09
OH M GEE!
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '09
This needs to be split up into two shirts. The chick feeding tigers as one and samurais getting butchered as another one. I don't feel this one at all as is.
brentendo
brentendo on Oct 10 '09
solid! love the water effect
jeffreyg
jeffreyg on Oct 10 '09
hahaha. amazing.
evan3
   evan3 on Oct 10 '09
YEAH MAN
NICE!
jess4002
jess4002 on Oct 10 '09
YYYYYYES! 5$
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Oct 10 '09
WOAH BRO! $5 FOOTLONG!
rodrigobhz
   rodrigobhz on Oct 10 '09
SO HOT! I"M SWEATING!
littlem
littlem on Oct 10 '09
SICK, BROS!!! GOOD LUCK!!
Santo76
Santo76 on Oct 10 '09
Hell Yeah!
Hot and awesome!!
staffell
staffell on Oct 10 '09
lol
andyg
   andyg on Oct 10 '09
CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!
vanagwathiel
vanagwathiel on Oct 10 '09
Tits awesome. I mean... 'tis awesome!! $5!
Yeah!
westicles
westicles on Oct 10 '09
FUCKIN' TIGHT BROS!
[+duracell-]
[+duracell-] on Oct 10 '09
this makes my nipples hard
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '09
I want to show you an email my mom sent me today:



Reply


Anna to me
show details 1:41 PM (5 hours ago)
http://www.threadless.com/submission/234969/MOTHER_NATURE_S_MILK

This guy’s description is hilarious!
Fuck, Bro!
isawa
isawa on Oct 10 '09
i think the background fight in detail would be a solid design. not a fan of the skulls at the bottom, but great anyways : )
Jemae
   Jemae on Oct 10 '09
awesome art! :))
BubuSam
   BubuSam on Oct 10 '09
WOW! HOT WOW!!
PencilPlusPaper
PencilPlusPaper on Oct 10 '09
ahahha....nice O.O
alexmdc
   alexmdc on Oct 10 '09
hELL YEAH!!!!!! 5$
JadenKale
JadenKale on Oct 10 '09
OH EM GEE!
AdderXYU
AdderXYU on Oct 10 '09
I JUST OPENED THIS ENTRY AND GOT TOTALLY SCORTCHED, BRO! SICK!
Ava Adore
Ava Adore on Oct 10 '09
shit hot!
npacpinoyrx7
npacpinoyrx7 on Oct 11 '09
awesome! totally awesome!
glaze
glaze on Oct 11 '09
Love your attitude bro. Your designs are intense. Old School Metallica or Guns N' Roses should be playing when looking at your designs.
ndikol
   ndikol on Oct 11 '09
wow so hot :D
opifan64
   opifan64 on Oct 11 '09
alexmdc on Oct 10 '09
hELL YEAH!!!!!! 5$
GreenPumpkinForSale
GreenPumpkinForSale on Oct 11 '09
This is weird.
ant13
ant13 on Oct 11 '09
i concur
deepinatrance
deepinatrance on Oct 11 '09
this is the shit. 5$
cash_ivc
cash_ivc on Oct 11 '09
5$
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 11 '09
Kookaberry on Oct 10 '09
This needs to be split up into two shirts. The chick feeding tigers as one and samurais getting butchered as another one. I don't feel this one at all as is.


Exactly how i'm feeling about this one. Still, I feel comfident in my manhood to scream out WE LOVE DICK HARD!
ankhou
ankhou on Oct 11 '09
hahaha oh god
dabigond
dabigond on Oct 12 '09
great illustration!
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 12 '09
AWESOME!
RoyceAquatic
RoyceAquatic on Oct 12 '09
BAD ASSGASIM!!!!
ladrones
   ladrones on Oct 12 '09
i think i love you.
littlem
littlem on Oct 12 '09
homg 5 more days? it seems like this has been up forever already! F*CK LOL!
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Oct 12 '09
Best description EVER! As soon as I read "THOUSANDS OF FUCKIN' YEARS AGO..." I knew this was killer! haha awesome
HAHA.sg
   HAHA.sg on Oct 12 '09
cool+HOT! 5 for sure!
i dont care, i wanna wear this someday!
kooky love
   kooky love on Oct 12 '09
GREAT $5
mime000
mime000 on Oct 12 '09
$5
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Oct 12 '09
wow! so wrong it's right... jinglealldaway! $5
staffell
staffell on Oct 12 '09
very good
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Oct 12 '09
hotness all around. 5!!!!
jasonwave
jasonwave on Oct 12 '09
shit!!!! Awseomeeeee!! $5!!!
jp_jp
jp_jp on Oct 12 '09
Suck on your mommas milk. 5$
nielquisaba
   nielquisaba on Oct 12 '09
heheheh! $5
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Oct 12 '09
FUCK YEAH BRO!!
NomadicDreamer
NomadicDreamer on Oct 12 '09
$$$$$$
phones
phones on Oct 12 '09
$5 rawr
hayasapphira
hayasapphira on Oct 12 '09
aaaaaayeaaah! kewl design huh!!?!? $ 5
ratkiss
ratkiss on Oct 12 '09
Ha ha, BROS!
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Oct 12 '09
This is amazing! Kick ass concept guys! And Kneil, you did a fucking fantastic job on the colors. :)
dschwen
dschwen on Oct 12 '09
:
P
R
I
N
T
:
NOW!!
myteemo
myteemo on Oct 12 '09
HOTT!
badbasilisk
   badbasilisk on Oct 12 '09
NICE!
pkjelland
pkjelland on Oct 12 '09
i love mother fuckin' nature...five bucks
Laser Bread
   Laser Bread on Oct 12 '09
She got some tiggo bitties!
Laser Bread
   Laser Bread on Oct 12 '09
$5
MissNutmeg
MissNutmeg on Oct 12 '09
that is so wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 12 '09
lol
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Oct 12 '09
Hahahaha, hote! $5!
boostr29
   boostr29 on Oct 12 '09
thats hot! :)
Flyman96
Flyman96 on Oct 12 '09
weird!
Flyman96
Flyman96 on Oct 12 '09
and shes wearin a tiger skin bikini....
Flyman96
Flyman96 on Oct 12 '09
and on top of THAT shes smoking, which actually kills nature.. funny
wayneking
   wayneking on Oct 12 '09
I would wear this to my own wedding. $5
wayneking
   wayneking on Oct 12 '09
I would wear this to my own wedding. $5
FlyYesLandNo
FlyYesLandNo on Oct 12 '09
I like the colors. They are good.
Shie
Shie on Oct 12 '09
You really did it kuya ken! I'm freakin' proud of you! You're definitely the MAN!!!
teabug
teabug on Oct 12 '09
magnificent!
Ikarusmyancestor
Ikarusmyancestor on Oct 12 '09
I want the story on the back. the story is the best part.
jimmytan
   jimmytan on Oct 12 '09
haha $55555555555555555
TTeLLub
TTeLLub on Oct 13 '09
Wild!!!
jax_t
jax_t on Oct 13 '09
BRO
The Paper Crane
   The Paper Crane on Oct 13 '09
The chose of colour and the depth to this illustration, along with the unique presentation and fascinating introductory story makes this an all round masterpiece!
the golden spatula
the golden spatula on Oct 13 '09
so much AWESOME!!!!!
Phiffer
Phiffer on Oct 13 '09
GREAT WORK BROS!!! $5
squintygirl
squintygirl on Oct 13 '09
Meow.
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 13 '09
FUCKIN' WIN BROS, WIN
bafocomics
bafocomics on Oct 13 '09
this is WINNAGE!
Dick Firestorm
   Dick Firestorm on Oct 13 '09
FUCK YEAH, BROS!!!
tesco
   tesco on Oct 13 '09
I want need to see that reference photo
vulcanhalfbreed
vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '09
LOVE THIS! $5
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 13 '09
tesco

...tigers were drawn first then when I was having a hard time figuring out the composition and layout, this was collaged by DF
tesco
   tesco on Oct 13 '09
baw I thought it was actually littlem
littlem
littlem on Oct 13 '09
:O
Krimson
Krimson on Oct 13 '09
classic dick.
mizaveta
mizaveta on Oct 13 '09
super-badass. you guys are the shit.
buko
   buko on Oct 13 '09
AWESOME 5$$$$$$$
alexmdc
   alexmdc on Oct 14 '09
F*CKING BUMP!
zit0ne
zit0ne on Oct 14 '09
Nice work. :)
lavendermilk
lavendermilk on Oct 14 '09
This is my wife's profile but that is possilby the greatest story i have ever heard... i need to go sit alone and think for awhile.
celandinestern
celandinestern on Oct 15 '09
story needs to go on the back!!! it makes the whole piece :D mega-sick!!
Jennifer_Skiba
Jennifer_Skiba on Oct 15 '09
Fuckin A man ya!!!!!
dschwen
dschwen on Oct 15 '09
Has this printed yet?!?
christiansanjose
christiansanjose on Oct 15 '09
$5 BROS! $5!!!
Walperstyle
Walperstyle on Oct 15 '09
satisfactory
Basillo
Basillo on Oct 15 '09
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
herky
   herky on Oct 15 '09
Lactastic work BROS! $5
d2star
d2star on Oct 16 '09
this is nice but i really don't see threadless printing this, sorry..but i love it..except that one tiger's tongue is extremely long, it looks like he lost his jaw,
other than that.. great work.
aloevera007
aloevera007 on Oct 16 '09
m/
2 days later
wytrab8
wytrab8 on Oct 18 '09
That tiger's tongue is long coz he's yawning... he's prolly tired after consuming mass amounts of samurai and milk.

And what? This is waaaay underscored!!

evan3
   evan3 on Oct 18 '09
hmm
underscored
4 days later
ADD LTD.
ADD LTD. on Oct 23 '09
What a shame this didn't score higher..that's crap.
[+duracell-]
[+duracell-] on Oct 23 '09
extinguished.
shoulda been at least 3
3 days later
fartfart
fartfart on Oct 27 '09
overscored
dschwen
dschwen on Oct 27 '09
underscored!!!

P
R
I
N
T
!!
Dick Firestorm
   Dick Firestorm on Oct 27 '09
fartfart on Oct 27 '09
overscored


FUCK YOU
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