I want to wear it to a BBQ, but I will probably drop a piece of chicken on it cuz I always do that and then I'll be like "FUCK, I GOT BBQ SAUCE ON MY MALTZ TEEEEEEE!" Then I'll be the sullen dood in the corner until my wife makes an excuse and we leave early.
I'd wear this shirt to the airport and the security would be like "Excuse me, you're not allowed to wear a shirt that cool. You're going to have to remove that shirt." and I'd be like "No way, man." and they'd be like "Oh, okay, but you still have to take your shoes off." and I'd be like "Okay" and then I'd go through and get myself a cinnamon bun.
THIS SHIRT NEEDS TO GET A JOB!
happy voting :D