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icmedia
icmedia on May 27 '04
i guess i'm not a real man, then, since i'm not into football, army men, or spot-color porno magazines.
Efit
Efit on May 27 '04
guess not
etcetera
etcetera on May 27 '04
i think that the shirt might look better with just one of these on it at a time...
arctictiger
   arctictiger on May 27 '04
Real men dont wear pink.

Real men dont need porn.

Real men dont play with toys.



Catch my drift?
jrilla
jrilla on May 27 '04
men do wear pink ...
HellGirl
HellGirl on May 27 '04
This is obviously for lesbians, a small market, but they'll love it!
icmedia
icmedia on May 27 '04
you mean all women aren't closet lesbians? so you're telling me that all those pornos are misleading us? pshaw.
Catch
Catch on May 27 '04
Areal men wouldn't wear a pink shirt. Lesbians maybe.

Ha.
Gzmsk8
Gzmsk8 on May 27 '04
a real man wouldnt feel uncomfortable with his sexuality by wearing a pink.

a real man wouldnt feel comfortable dropping stereotypes about gay women.

a real man isnt always a straight man.



more often is a woman more your version of "real man" for being a woman.



tofudabeast
   tofudabeast on May 28 '04
"I like football and porno and books about war,

I've got an avarage house, with a nice hardwood floor"



This really reminds me of Dennis Leary's Asshole song...
HellGirl
HellGirl on May 28 '04
Really now, isn't the question, who would wear this shirt?
thisisridiculous
thisisridiculous on May 28 '04
didn't realize there were such stringent rules for what constitutes what a real man does, and doesn't do.

that's right, you're all guilty. for shame, for ssshhhaaaammmee.

i am exempt, as i am just a little wooden boy with a long nose.

oh, and i enjoy pyshological journals reporting on the latest findings regarding the dynamics of human sexuality as well.
Kaiser Koolaid
Kaiser Koolaid on May 28 '04
keep on trying with your message, and how you bring it to other people. i really really like the concept, but the three graphics don't really work too well together. You're deffinetly on to something though, keep on trying, and keep up the good work! ;)

peace.k
opwie
opwie on May 28 '04
this is really low....
Jero.
Jero. on May 29 '04
o_O
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 29 '04
Correction. A straight man is a real man, and only a straight man. The others are mearly sodomites. Not doing what man was put here to do.



It's kinda funny how when people say sodomites are natural that you see their relationships and one acts masculine and the other feminine. In the women too. I dont care who chats back on this.



If someone has a problem with this then take it up with the creator and see which one of you wins the argument.

yaqoob
yaqoob on May 29 '04
Oh and by the way. The shirt isnt good. Put some thought into designing not just putting images on a shirt.
riad
riad on May 29 '04
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD PREPY LIFE
icmedia
icmedia on May 30 '04
yaqoob, you do know that anal sex with ANYONE, as well as oral sex with ANYONE are both considered sodomy, right? hell, i'm a sodomite and proud of it. however, i only practice sodomy with the opposite sex. yes, i'm a fornicator and i'm going to hell. at least i won't be lonely.
Sean McGeezer
Sean McGeezer on May 30 '04
If it were just the army man, I'd wear it.
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 30 '04
OK well what people call sodomy and what the practices of the sodomites were and are, are different. The orignal meaning was man on man and woman on woman. That is the original definition, because it originated in Sodom and Gomorah(typo)



I practice oral with my wife sure, but not anal as it is an unclean thing.



Evacuation not penetration



Oh nah, I feel a shirt coming on!!!



That's a shirt not a shit
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 30 '04
And IC you shouldnt think that hell is something to joke about. Not trying to get all preachy on this, but you are given choices in life to look into who the creator is, and then live your life by those standards that were given to messengers for us as a whole race to follow.



When I say race I mean human kind. Not black, white, asian, and on down the line.
icmedia
icmedia on May 31 '04
by some religious standards, i live a good life and i will be rewarded in the afterlife for the love, kindness, and generosity i show others. by some religious standards, i will go to hell simply because i don't go to church every week (i don't like the emphasis that many churches put on money, but that's a whole other story). by some religious standards, i can rape, pillage, murder, and steal, and as long as i accept jesus as my lord and savior in my heart before i die, my sins will be forgiven.



however, i don't think i'm going to hell just because i joke about it, so calm down.











p.s.: sodomites weren't limited to homsexual activities, according to the bible. they were (and i quote):



"filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful"



...and so on and so forth. notice the debating part. ;)
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 31 '04
IC I would never use the bible as any kind of evidence. For something to be considered the word of God then it has to remain consistant. The bible is changed all the time according to whatever scholars think they've learned.



Further more it is a blaphemous(typo?) book. It first of all says that the creator can make a mistake, like with the flood of Noah. The creator created everything, including time, so if he did, then how can he make a mistake. It dont make sense at all



Second it acuses some of the prophets of things that as prophets they werent capable of doing. When god chose someone to be a prophet out of a community he chose the most upright and righteous persons. Not persons who would have sex with thei daugters or lust after someone's wife.



The word sodomite comes from that people who used to live in what is modern day Iraq. And their main sin was the ast of homosexuality. Obvious much more evil things came out of those people. When certain barriers are broken down then the flood gates open wide.



I dont believe in modern day christianity, cuz things are said about jesus that were never said about him prior to Paul linking up with the emporer constantine in 325 ad



That is when jesus was oficially called the son of god by the roman empire. The earliest christians considered him a prophet and nothing more. Sure he was born of a miraculous nature, but that didnt make him the son of god. It's funny how some people use certain chapters of the bible like Isiah(I believe) talking about how a child shall lead them. Leading someone and being the son of god are two completely different things.



The Qur'an talks about 'Isa(jesus) sticking up for his mother Miriam(mary) when the jews acused her of being a whore. It says that 'Isa(jesus) literally stopped breast feeding and stopped the people from their talk.



Something to think about
icmedia
icmedia on May 31 '04
wow. i think i'm done. i just want to point out that the only reason i even mentioned the bible is because you referred to sodom, which is, in fact, BIBLICAL in nature. i really don't care to argue about beliefs, because it's about as productive as arguing about whether blondes or brunettes make better lovers.
icmedia
icmedia on May 31 '04
p.s.: you DID notice the part about debating, right?
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 31 '04
Yeah whatever.



You dudes are jokes anyway
yaqoob
yaqoob on May 31 '04
One last thing. It is historical in nature not mearly biblical



But like I said...............
higashi
higashi on May 31 '04
hey yagoob... if you're not trying to be preachy... you SUCK.
yaqoob
yaqoob on Jun 01 '04
Hey you illiterate bastard fuck off. Q not G you dumb fuck. If you need something keep talking.



Mind you own business jerkoff



And try to take english 101 before you spout off.



I've been waiting for you jerkoffs to chat back you pussyholes. Go suck out
icmedia
icmedia on Jun 01 '04
yaqoob, the only reason anyone's been inspired to prove that those cities did, in fact, exist historically is because they were mentioned in the bible. for real, though-you think i'm a joke because i pointed out how YOU were the one to first use biblical references? nice. if you can't handle being wrong, then stop debating me because i'll find weaknesses in your arguments like the motherfucking death star.
yaqoob
yaqoob on Jun 01 '04
IC those cities are mentioned in the Quran also weak asssssssss. I repeat in case you're like the other illiterate asses, the bible isnt the only book to mention those cities. The real problem here is that through secularism, people have been mislead to think that everything is right. What you think is right and what he thinks is right, what she thinks is right.



You are the one who's wrong here IC.



So if I go around and rape women and I believe it's right is it???????? I tell you what I'm gonna come over and have a go at your sister or mom, I believe it's right. SO I must be right, I believe it!!



Whoah man you sure showed how I'm wrong dumbass



SO it's actually you who's the weak ass. With nothing to stand on.
icmedia
icmedia on Jun 01 '04
you mean the "koran?'



yep, i'm the illiterate one.
yaqoob
yaqoob on Jun 01 '04
Actually it's Qur'an.



It's spelled with a "Qaf".



Which is an arabic letter. Not "K: like some dumb ass non muslims write it.



Learn something before you jump into something, you hear?



SO yep you're the illiterate one
icmedia
icmedia on Jun 02 '04
in english we spell it with a 'k.' see for yourself:



http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=koran&x=16&y=5



the 'q' spelling is arabic. sorry, but i don't spell anything in arabic, including 'iraq,' 'iran,' 'saudi arabia,' or 'cocoa puffs.'



so, i guess we're both right; i'm illiterate in arabic, you're illiterate in english.
HellGirl
HellGirl on Jun 03 '04
All this for a poorly designed tee! Take out the football and the porno mag and just leave the toy soldier, as mentioned above somewhere. That would make a cool tee on pink.
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