You may already be a winner!*
About the design
on February 12, 2009
EricDiaz and rossmat8 would like to congratulate you on winning this amazing prize! Please take some time to read the fine print:
*Winners must be legal citizens of their country and aged 13 years or over. Winners must be able to provide proof of age and nationality. No individual can win more than once per month. Prize must be claimed within 24 hours of notification. Three winners per household. Some restrictions may apply. The collection department requires that winners provide their names, phone numbers and addresses in the event that they need to be contacted. Winners may be subject to random phone calls involving heavy breathing followed by hanging up. Winners should not be alarmed if they discover toilet paper covering their houses. Also, routine eggings should be expected, even long after prize has been redeemed. Winners may be subject to random drug examinations or full body cavity searches. Winners must also be able to beat the current heavyweight boxing champion in a 15-round fight. Should the winners lose the fight but survive, the prize will be given to the heavyweight champion, who will in turn beat the winners with it. Again congratulations on your free reward.**
**Possible side effects from holding, smelling, touching, or thinking about prize include shortness of breath, insomnia, temporary loss of vision, permanent loss of sanity, narcolepsy, extreme flatulence, hair loss, and sweaty palms.
Thanks to the people who helped out on this, you know who you are!
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EricDiaz
EricDiaz and rossmat8 would like to congratulate you on winning this amazing prize! Please take some time to read the fine print:
*Winners must be legal citizens of their country and aged 13 years or over. Winners must be able to provide proof of age and nationality. No individual can win more than once per month. Prize must be claimed within 24 hours of notification. Three winners per household. Some restrictions may apply. The collection department requires that winners provide their names, phone numbers and addresses in the event that they need to be contacted. Winners may be subject to random phone calls involving heavy breathing followed by hanging up. Winners should not be alarmed if they discover toilet paper covering their houses. Also, routine eggings should be expected, even long after prize has been redeemed. Winners may be subject to random drug examinations or full body cavity searches. Winners must also be able to beat the current heavyweight boxing champion in a 15-round fight. Should the winners lose the fight but survive, the prize will be given to the heavyweight champion, who will in turn beat the winners with it. Again congratulations on your free reward.
Possible side effects from holding, smelling, touching, or thinking about prize include shortness of breath, insomnia, temporary loss of vision, permanent loss of sanity, narcolepsy, extreme flatulence, hair loss, and sweaty palms.
Thanks to the people who helped out on this, you know who you are!
jess4002
great!!
rossmat8
awesome
retrovirusaurus
and because of this idea... you may have also won the prize of getting PRINTED!
jameses.x
ahah )
adorablepancreas
I like it a lot.
tropicaldreamx3
Awesome! I love it :) I would so buy this on a tshirt.
phapboy
love it!
dbrv11
LOL, this is great!
mrdavenport
yes 5
mrdavenport
great 5!
evan3
its just words and confetti
no one will take the time to read that when passing by
http://www.threadless.com/critique/37389/Kangapoo
3
supertrooper74
5
TheInfamousBaka
Green version is win. :)
supertrooper74
evan3 on Feb 16 '09
its just words and confetti
no one will take the time to read that when passing by
http://www.threadless.com/critique/37389/Kangapoo
3
And your designs are just shit.
Krakaboom
Haha - nice work guys!
EricDiaz
yea! thanks guys!!
snow day.
5
phillydesigner
hahhah.. so great!!!!! i'd totally wear this
producer
hahahaha
westicles
Love it! Although I'm sure I'd have someone reading my shirt for about two minutes.
5
rossmat8
I think this would work very well as a print and pretty good as a tee. I'll be very happy if it prints either way. Also thanks for putting it on emptees Eric.
Bride-of-Frankie
Haha!
FRICKINAWESOME
It's all in the details. Love the grammatical improvements and the confetti and trophy in the middle of the O. I predict a winner right here!
only if you buy me a t-shirt. Then I'll make the printing happen.
5$
funkie fresh
funny! might have been able to push it further if the fine print had fine print
i like it on green.
EricDiaz
Consider it bought FA!
But the fine print does have fine print! the side effects...
bhoomika
on green $5
toopersent
you mean...I finally won something!?!?!
yessssssss! 5$
jpiatt
this is very clever :)
Ellogoods
Winners must also be able to beat the current heavyweight boxing champion in a 15-round fight.
Thanks for making me laugh!!!
$5
rossmat8
I debated going with Mike Tyson but didn't want to mess with possible lawsuits.
usemefriendly
this is awesome. while someone is reading this shirt i can steal their wallet. print this!
badbasilisk
crazy
BubuSam
awesome!!
alvarejo
jaujaujaujauajuajua $5
boostr29
Winners must also be able to beat the current heavyweight boxing champion in a 15-round fightitalic
bwahahahaha! hilarious!!! $5
silverqe
I think some more colors or some sort of effect in the typography itself to help make the funny parts of the block of text stand out more would be helpful... at least to the random passerby of this shirt. :) Still, very funny idea. I just think its humor would definitely be lost on most people because they'd stop reading around "...of notification. Three winners per household. ...." Work the design so as to ensure that they keep reading... or else shorten it just a bit?
Okay I'm blathering now and maybe I've missed the whole point of this design. Great job and 5 none the less.
rossmat8
Yeah but that would also defeat the purpose of it being "fine print" I agree it is very long but you're going to wear it for an entire day and people will read more every time they see you and when they finally get to the jokes it makes it even more worth while. I think this might score low because of the amount of text, but I think people that take the time to read it fully appreciate what it is we're trying to do.
ColourLova
NOW THIS, IS COOL. 5$
mr spiers
this really really made me laugh man, great work $5
applegary
You've got a winner here! *
Arrow08
nice idea!
phones
$5
subject to awesomness
EricDiaz
haha, thanks guys! Remember no purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.
rossmat8
We should have added that on the shirt I can't believe I left it off.
ndikol
cool ... i like it
RogerUsh
har har har
garciagirl
This is great! It is a bit long, but that is really the joke, even if you don't have time to read the text. There are always so many disclaimers!!
Great one guys!
Ben.Steinbrunner
This is a great idea. always read the fine print. ha ha
Check mine out if you have time.
estkm
hahahaha
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